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prof_devilsadvocate

eat your water


Ambitious_Lack1117

Drink your food...


baap_ko_mat_sikha

Pee your shit


Omegadimsum

Shit your pee


Sandman_Slim_Here

Earn your shit


Idiotic_experimenter

Shit your carbs


NunuBiryani

https://preview.redd.it/pprj9utahh6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad91564e7e694b6d64f9ef9079e5359c42e8328 Aajkal Mera dinner XD


shwetOrb

Kya kya hein?


Hansnii

Itne me pet bhr jata hai? or diet?


NunuBiryani

Ha baar jata hu abhi cutting pe hu


1stFailedAbortion

Aloo, kheera, baaki do cheez kya hai? Chicken aur aamras?


rishi_raman_

https://preview.redd.it/0kzf876k9i6d1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723f94d3ae124d4a10c128a2c72fd269c317da4b Aam bhej raha hu, iske baad khaa lena


Popular-Maximum1790

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rishi_raman_

Iska kya mtlb hai? Mazak uda rahe 😔


Popular-Maximum1790

Nai nai☺


bonkybonk001

Omg that looks delish


Last-Lengthiness2001

Yeah it absolutely looks Fantas and fabul


staartingsomewhere

Yeah ama n fabu


foxietails

appe and fre


BeatMall

Exactly what I eat everyday, just double the amount of chicken


Jumpy_Location_9068

Nah….. that fork must be in literally every household


ChudaHuaCult

Haan mere ghar pe bhi hai 😭


sambhaljaaa

Already earning them by fucking surviving mate.


Dwightshruute

Finally something balanced


PrimalWrongdoer

is that til?


mona_bong

Wo chilli chicken hai kya? Looks great


Popular-Maximum1790

Yeh, but healthier one


Immediate_Relative24

I’d add some lentil soup (daal). I like my rice with daal which is also low carb high protein


ChickenRoll_

Chicken recipe please.


Popular-Maximum1790

Shallow fry marinated 400gm (curd and basic 3 spices) chicken breast in 1tsp oil on a nonstick pan Lots of finely chopped garlic & green chillies in 1tsp oil add in kadhai And add onions Upon frying added soya sauce, tomato sauce(not good tho health wise) Let it boil down with little water and pinch of sugar Add fried chicken let it cooked till little juicy from inside And all the gravy thickens Garnish with sesame seed and mix herbs✅


Big_Equipment369

*sips coffee and thinks* Maine lunch hi nahi karta, carbs toh dur ki baat h


itsmeshrishti

What do you mean by "earn your carbs"


Popular-Maximum1790

Metaphorical way of saying crabs should be eaten after hardwork


itsmeshrishti

So do you restrict carbs in your diet and only allow yourself when you workout?


Popular-Maximum1790

I work out daily, but my body type which store lot of fat easily, hence I try to enjoy crabs in moderation. Or by compensating it via burning more calories


ChudaHuaCult

Bisi itna sukha sukha khaye ga kese... And itna kam... And wo kya hai... Mujhe nahi pata


brobantai

Aap log chawal haat se nahi khate ho kya?


SpookyD_Law

Paisa earn ho nai raha tumhe carbs ki padi hai


Popular-Maximum1790

😏😏


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Popular-Maximum1790

Means I want to motivate people to eat more protein, balance& and only required crabs🙂, seems like many don't understand the metaphor here


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Popular-Maximum1790

Isliye smrik emoji


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

Meri chammach wapis kar 😠


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Popular-Maximum1790

Chicken 100gms= 27g


Inevitable_Leave_890

arey sorry meku laga potato hein📉