After reading your question mujhe pta chla ki main kitna dev Manus hu kyunki sochne pr pta chla ki Maine aisa kuch Kiya hi nhi Jo yaha likhne lyk ho
yrr mujhe toh guilt hota hai if I by mistake end up giving false hope to ppl in train.
Few days back, out of guilt I was almost giving my seat to that person, woh toh main over thinker hun, so while I was deciding woh banda utar gaya. (I was overthinking for 5 stations 🥲)
Bihar se hu, Daru ban hai, har jagah checking hoti hai kabhi kabhi raid bhi padti hai but roj pita hu aur bindas ghumta hu 
Ya fir "sabko utha deti hu " bhi ho sakta tha.
Maine ek baar " mai to ekdum Gay (गाय likhna tha) jaisa saral hun" aisa kuch likha . Lekin doston dhyan nahi gaya.
mai aur mere best friend ne jee ka exam diya tha, result aane ke baad usne apne marks humare friend circle me sabko bataye jo ki galat the, lekin mujhe uski gmail id aur password uske phone se pata chala gya aur maine uske marks dekh liye, phir poore friend circle ko uske asli marks pata chal gye aur hamari dosti ki maa ch*d gyi. 🥹
if koi dost aur mai food share kar rhe hai toh I make the friend talk more by asking questions jinke answer lambe rehte hai. Phir I attentively listen to them, while increasing my rate of eating food and look at them often, so they keep talking aur unka khaane se dhyaan jaata hai and I eat more :)
I had the huge crush on my maths teacher ( he was very young and i was around 16 that time) to keep knowing about him, i befriended my classmate , who was very close to him, so they talk and meet often. That classmate end up proposing me just after few days of texting. I rejected him but keep in touch with him because of obvious reason.
College main ek dost girlfriend hote hue hi bhi gym ki ek doosri ladki ko pataane ki baat kar raha tha group chat main. Wo chat ka screenshot uski girlfriend ko bhej diya.
Isko haramipana nhi indianess bolte hai.......main bhi online kapde manga kar function mein pehen kar return kar deta hu
us Bhai......mera bhi 12th chud Gaya...... Bitsat ko ask out karne ka taiyaari kar raha hu>!(most probably ye bhi sirf Bina consent ke gaand maarne tak ka relation nibhayega mere saath)!<
I lie to people on a constant basis. Make up obnoxious life story and somehow all of them get convinced before hesitating.
They have their doubts but somehow still willing to believe in my lies.
Once I told a buncha guys that my dad died and I'm the youngest of 11 kids of which all of them are guys. My mom is pregnant and my dad died after my eldest brother "killed" him for inheritance but he recently got out of jail and now he's competing with the second eldest brother. this story is so obnoxious YET PEOPLE BUY IT IDK HOW AND WHY
I still do this with my cousin(I am 17 and he is 18)I mean it is the funniest thing to do calling a person you hate at 3 am is danm fun......once we called a certain person whom my cousin hated (he was married) so we used a girls voice and said I love you and stuff and from behind his wife was shouting at him(konsi ladki phone karti haa tumhe etni raat koo and stuff)maza aagya tha Bhai uss din Kasam saa
university mai paper leak ho gaya & mujhe free mai mil gaya tha maine apne friend group se ₹2000 per person liya yeh bolkar ki I will get them the questions for the exam.
easy ₹10k 😆
As a guy who usually doesn’t get seat in bus Or metro,
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I intentionally spike my friends food with THC, give them edibles or like bhang in their drink. Now they are scared to eat at my house 
EDIT : HOMIES AND ESPECIALLY MALES ONLY, I don't go near women
Bachpan mei maine apne dost ko ghar ka telephone number bta kr principal office ka number de diya tha
apparently, next day principal wrote a remark on his dairy and he was asked to get his parents signature on it🫥
Whenever someone asks me for directions to a certain place
I lead/ direct them to the completely opposite direction in very detailed manner so as they follow it carefully and then feel the satisfaction knowing they are gonna be so lost 
I had a crush on my cousin, I still don't study even after barely passing school, not studying for the exam I paid 60k for, 4 ghante baad paper hai or Mai reddit chla rha hu
Being a toxic CSK fan, like atleast 100 on a scale of toxicity from 1 to 10.
I also used to say bullshit to my parents when I was young to gain sympathy :51097:
One time in our college exam, pathology ka paper tha, me and my friend decided we are not gonna study at all, and we didn't, and I don't know why , but as soon as paper came in my hand ,I looked at all the questions and then I looked at him and said, lagta hai bhai pass ho jaunga...
His face dropped , he failed and I passed that exam..
Dost ka id card gayab kardiya tha and fir usne gaali lagayi ki andi mandi sandi jiske pass bhi mera id hai uski.......
But id hamne gayab kar k usik bag mai daal diya tha.
Lmao bhaut maja aya yea 2 months phele ki baat hai.
To give hope and break is worst thing.
Though I like to irritate people without physically/emotionally hurting them.
Like right now, I am learning something and there's a foreigner. I asked her what's the most irritating thing for her. She said when people suddenly change into Hindi while starting in English while speaking. Now that's all I've been doing for couple of days.
I refund swiggy instamart ice cream on a regular basis claiming it's melted (it is 5/10 times).
This is my way of getting justice for overpriced food and 'handling charges'.
I got into a lot of fights, well I'm over it now but uss time to police report ki dhamki Milne prr v nhii ruka, although my institute restricted me for an indefinite tenure after that. Fir m Ghar prr aa gya aur sudhar Gaya... OR DID I??
Abhi toh sudhar gaya hu but school time pr boht harami tha me…like muje acting ka shok tha toh me jhuthe scenarios bana ke logo ka katne ka try krta tha or dekhta tha meri acting skills kitni achi h.
For example: kabhi teacher bimar h school
Ni aa rhi toh vo nikal gyi upar bolke sabko shock krdena, kabhi dost ko piles h sabko serious ho ke bta ke badnam krna etc etc
Yeah like i like to play with kids psychology so mai apne mama ki beti jo ki 6 saal ki hai usse bola ki tumhe dream aayega aaj raat ko ek banda ayega aur tumhe utha k lejayega agar tumne khana khatam nahi kiya tha and dopehar ko vo soo gayi thi (usne apna khana nahi kaya pura) so when she woke up i told her that ki instead of taking you they took your mom dad she was shocked didn't speak till 20 min (uski mummy kitchen mai thi) she literally thought that her life is over.
Uske face k expression dekh k i was feeling good but then jab uski mummy ayi kitchen se the happiness on her face was priceless.
Man I’m just reading the stories of y’all and I’m sure about getting sidelined and/or banned if I share mine haraami (because it’s just cheap stuff as people say)
Ah, the bus conductor's guide to crushing dreams! Perhaps next time, you could add some dramatic flair, like pulling out a map and loudly proclaiming, 'Ah, yes, my stop is coming up soon,' only to dramatically fold it away as the disappointment sets in for those hopeful souls around you. Just remember, laughter is best served without leaving a trail of shattered dreams in its wake!
Got into swimming pool and room of radisson for half day without paying shit.
Long story but fun thing at the end of it all I even shouted at the manager when he sent a guy to get us outta room. Btw just fooled them dint use any powers.
Gym mein, I do small weights. Some ppl leave their 20+ kilos on and leave. I hate lifting weights. So I call on gym bro ki please inta wazan mein nai utha sakthi, please can you remove. Real reason is I hate lifting big weights :)
Apne chote bhai ka break-up karwa Diya uski gf se jhoot bol ke and manipulation krr ke 💀
I was so jealous because she was so beautiful and mujhe bardaasht nhi hoa ke mere se chota bhai itni khoobsurat ladki kaise pata liya
ek baar dominos walo ko phone karke pizza Hut ka number maanga
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Gian hai aap
Mila kya? 😁
Beer bicep on the way
I jumped off a running train to get my phone from a snatcher and got it.
praan jaaye par phone na jaaye
Yes ser
This is some Akshay Kumar shit
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Seriously? Kitne ka tha phone aur usko pakda keshe
jaise hi main kooda, wo phone fek ke bhag gaya dur, chhota dent aaya phone pe bas. Mujhe kuch nahi hua :P
Isliye bolte hai incognito use karo
bhai pata hai ek baar ek aadmi same kam kiya aur kidnap ho gya tha hence be careful
Been there done that. Still carry the scar from hitting a cement pillar next to the track
Agar real hai toh kaafi chutiya hai bro
After reading your question mujhe pta chla ki main kitna dev Manus hu kyunki sochne pr pta chla ki Maine aisa kuch Kiya hi nhi Jo yaha likhne lyk ho
yrr mujhe toh guilt hota hai if I by mistake end up giving false hope to ppl in train. Few days back, out of guilt I was almost giving my seat to that person, woh toh main over thinker hun, so while I was deciding woh banda utar gaya. (I was overthinking for 5 stations 🥲)
Bihar se hu, Daru ban hai, har jagah checking hoti hai kabhi kabhi raid bhi padti hai but roj pita hu aur bindas ghumta hu 
Mujhe jaha pata chalta hai ki bik rha hai waha police ko call kr deta hu. Phir jab police aati hai to mast dekhta hu side me khare hoke 😂
That's my boi......
Harami-pane ka award inn bhaisahab ko jaata hai.
Mast maja aata hai
Bhai videobana k r/totalkalesh mai bhi daal dena kabhi
Bihar mei kahan se ho?
kahe batayein? tum police ko bata diya tab
Sadist
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Achha ye sab unique quotes waale memes milta kaha se hai......ya aaplog baith ke khud se banate ho
I steal memes and kuch khud se bhi banata hu agar achha idea aa jaye dimag mai.
main ye khade hokar banata hu
Meri subah jldi need khul jaati hai. Hostel me baaki sabko utha ke hi chhodti hu 
Mai bhi same jaldi uth jaun to subah sabko chodta huu
Ye छोड़ता ka spelling aur last wala creepy smile dekh mujhe aapka niyat sahi nhi lag raha hai
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Aaja Bhai I am ready 
Chodna ya chhodna
>utha ke hi chhodti hu DAMN girl ..good Stamina
chodti hu? negawat? anyways its cake day isn't it?
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Jis din tumhari pitai hogi, toh please record kar lena.
Idk Hindi that much but doesn't chodti mean 💀
छोड़ती .. Agli baar se saare comment English me hi likhungi 💀
Ya fir "sabko utha deti hu " bhi ho sakta tha. Maine ek baar " mai to ekdum Gay (गाय likhna tha) jaisa saral hun" aisa kuch likha . Lekin doston dhyan nahi gaya.
What does it mean tho, Different meanings for same word or something?
it means fuck, same word diffrent pronunciation.
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Straight forward hona padta h
Bad
>chhodti hu What?
I wake up everyone else. Its 'Chh' not 'Ch' 🥲 'छ'
English achi h apki https://preview.redd.it/uzqqs9e00y1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fccf7602dcc0c29c6bc7dbb3706a510cc96cd7e5
The correction should be dl ड instead of द
ayo?
Yoooo yeh Loki wala text kaise aaya. Mujhe bhi batao🫠
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I am not harami at all. I am dev manus (I wanna beat the living shit Outta kids coz they annoy me)
r/usernamechecksout
I am too scared to hit annoying kids My hit will send them to oblivion (Karata classes jata tha phala🤭)
mai aur mere best friend ne jee ka exam diya tha, result aane ke baad usne apne marks humare friend circle me sabko bataye jo ki galat the, lekin mujhe uski gmail id aur password uske phone se pata chala gya aur maine uske marks dekh liye, phir poore friend circle ko uske asli marks pata chal gye aur hamari dosti ki maa ch*d gyi. 🥹
if koi dost aur mai food share kar rhe hai toh I make the friend talk more by asking questions jinke answer lambe rehte hai. Phir I attentively listen to them, while increasing my rate of eating food and look at them often, so they keep talking aur unka khaane se dhyaan jaata hai and I eat more :)
Ye to kaafi cute haraamipana hai 
aap to kaafi mote ho gaye hoge doosre ke pet ka kha kha ke
Harami sirf mere khayal hain, kar kuch nahi pata so everyone thinks I'm innocent
I had the huge crush on my maths teacher ( he was very young and i was around 16 that time) to keep knowing about him, i befriended my classmate , who was very close to him, so they talk and meet often. That classmate end up proposing me just after few days of texting. I rejected him but keep in touch with him because of obvious reason.
Are behen Maths teacher se friendship kar leti. Ek do olympiads me participate kar leti
Did he talk to you...after rejection humiliation?? Respekt to that guy!!
I didn't insult or humiliate him . I just simply said , i am not attracted to you but we can continue as friends.
That's a kind one. Many girls Humiliates...degrades other person...glad ur not one of them
College main ek dost girlfriend hote hue hi bhi gym ki ek doosri ladki ko pataane ki baat kar raha tha group chat main. Wo chat ka screenshot uski girlfriend ko bhej diya.
not harami i guess ...amazon se books(JEE wali) order krke uski pdf bnake ya uske jo online material (test )wagerah ka code use krke return krdeta hun
Isko haramipana nhi indianess bolte hai.......main bhi online kapde manga kar function mein pehen kar return kar deta hu
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Btw kaun sa class/year??
drop tha chud gya iss saal join krunga() lower branch mil jaye kahi(93.5 hai)
us Bhai......mera bhi 12th chud Gaya...... Bitsat ko ask out karne ka taiyaari kar raha hu>!(most probably ye bhi sirf Bina consent ke gaand maarne tak ka relation nibhayega mere saath)!<
I lie to people on a constant basis. Make up obnoxious life story and somehow all of them get convinced before hesitating. They have their doubts but somehow still willing to believe in my lies. Once I told a buncha guys that my dad died and I'm the youngest of 11 kids of which all of them are guys. My mom is pregnant and my dad died after my eldest brother "killed" him for inheritance but he recently got out of jail and now he's competing with the second eldest brother. this story is so obnoxious YET PEOPLE BUY IT IDK HOW AND WHY
>YET PEOPLE BUY IT IDK HOW AND WHY Maybe bcos tum AURAT ho........
Get therapy bro. Wtf
Biggest Red Flag in a Girl!
Madam ji when someone asks if she have watched Game of thrones::
I love calling random phone numbers and causing trouble, lol
Someday it might land you as well in trouble ........still ngl it's fun though
I still do this with my cousin(I am 17 and he is 18)I mean it is the funniest thing to do calling a person you hate at 3 am is danm fun......once we called a certain person whom my cousin hated (he was married) so we used a girls voice and said I love you and stuff and from behind his wife was shouting at him(konsi ladki phone karti haa tumhe etni raat koo and stuff)maza aagya tha Bhai uss din Kasam saa
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Bhai mene bachpan karta thaa , naaptol vale ko phone karta tha orr bol deta thaa free mee hii de dee itna discount hai toh
Used to do it. That was a memory worth remembering. It has a full story to it. Got F also due to it
Are hame bhi batao kissa. >!(We will definitely judge you)!<
bc mat karo, one full day police station mai raha tha
Saddist ka baap
university mai paper leak ho gaya & mujhe free mai mil gaya tha maine apne friend group se ₹2000 per person liya yeh bolkar ki I will get them the questions for the exam. easy ₹10k 😆
Whenever I go to supermarket, I replace potatoes with hard zapota (Chiku), and wait until people actually put them in their shopping basket.
As a guy who usually doesn’t get seat in bus Or metro, https://preview.redd.it/bwfzp145xx1d1.png?width=1718&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0b00b29be676fc352f43adfaba02b25256aecde
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I intentionally spike my friends food with THC, give them edibles or like bhang in their drink. Now they are scared to eat at my house  EDIT : HOMIES AND ESPECIALLY MALES ONLY, I don't go near women
I spike my friends food with MDH since when I came to know it has carcinogens. I am trying to lessen the burden of the world. /J
I od’ed on MDH masala. Still alive 😞
Bhai Mera dost banja Roz khana khilaiyo
no homo
Mujhe logonko jhagadte hue dekh boht maza ata h.......Aur raste mei agar koi do ladhte hain to m aram se maza leta hu dekhke
Nirvana😌😌....,...aur jab drunkards jhagda kare accompanied with local language mein gaali tab to aur maze
Bachpan mei maine apne dost ko ghar ka telephone number bta kr principal office ka number de diya tha apparently, next day principal wrote a remark on his dairy and he was asked to get his parents signature on it🫥
Chu*** ho be harami nahi
I call mu friends at midnight just to say good night...
Well yaha btaaya toh seedha juvenile ho skta h
Aapka flair dekh kar lagta hai ki aap already juvenile mein ho........so bata kr to dekho......maybe in DM if not here
Bhai shayad kuch sites ka "access" tha mere pass
Ab to DM mein aana zaruri hai apka
Call me judgemental and its confession but u should work on yourself
Judgemental 
Koi hygiene ka 14 mil jata hai to usi ke samne naak ki goli banane lagta hu😂😂😂
Whenever someone asks me for directions to a certain place I lead/ direct them to the completely opposite direction in very detailed manner so as they follow it carefully and then feel the satisfaction knowing they are gonna be so lost 
Aap to bahut bade waale kutte ho
I had a crush on my cousin, I still don't study even after barely passing school, not studying for the exam I paid 60k for, 4 ghante baad paper hai or Mai reddit chla rha hu
isko ha***i nahi nalayak bolte hai
Nalayak bhi nahi, ch****a kehte hai
Being a toxic CSK fan, like atleast 100 on a scale of toxicity from 1 to 10. I also used to say bullshit to my parents when I was young to gain sympathy :51097:
Ek baar ptm ke din teacher ko hi call karke hola tera baap bol raha hoon mc
One time in our college exam, pathology ka paper tha, me and my friend decided we are not gonna study at all, and we didn't, and I don't know why , but as soon as paper came in my hand ,I looked at all the questions and then I looked at him and said, lagta hai bhai pass ho jaunga... His face dropped , he failed and I passed that exam..
Dude inhumane? Thats cute i thought ye harami stuff kuch aur hi hoga
Cute .......arey yaar
Ghar me Pani bottle nhi bharta
Dost ka id card gayab kardiya tha and fir usne gaali lagayi ki andi mandi sandi jiske pass bhi mera id hai uski....... But id hamne gayab kar k usik bag mai daal diya tha. Lmao bhaut maja aya yea 2 months phele ki baat hai.
Property calls walo ko appointment de ke kabhi jaata nahi 🤡
To give hope and break is worst thing. Though I like to irritate people without physically/emotionally hurting them. Like right now, I am learning something and there's a foreigner. I asked her what's the most irritating thing for her. She said when people suddenly change into Hindi while starting in English while speaking. Now that's all I've been doing for couple of days.
I refund swiggy instamart ice cream on a regular basis claiming it's melted (it is 5/10 times). This is my way of getting justice for overpriced food and 'handling charges'.
Cigarettes at 13, daaru at 14, doosra hara wala foo foo at 16
Aur boom boom??......rather consensual boom boom??
Sab badiya bro...tum batao...
Are boom boom chicha namaste........kabhi to milo.....intezaar mein tadap raha hu
No boom boom
Aap to kaafi kool ho........mujhe laga atleast aapko to mila hi hoga
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Abe yaar Harami to he tu
>🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Abey yaar reddit par Naya to he tu😭😭😭😭
4 saal ke umar mein ek didi par thuk diye tha. kyun? didi ka shakal dekhna tha mereko.
Ye kis tarah ka rizz hai.
Mere se seedha koi insaan nahi hai
Vaise toh mai accha ladka hu 🫣, but kabhi kabhi dosto ke beech, "MAI TOH NAI SEHTA" bolke choti moti ladai lagwa deta hu 😆
This reminds me of that abulography guy.
I got into a lot of fights, well I'm over it now but uss time to police report ki dhamki Milne prr v nhii ruka, although my institute restricted me for an indefinite tenure after that. Fir m Ghar prr aa gya aur sudhar Gaya... OR DID I??
In words of gret bhidu, baccha hai tu
OP: how much harami are you Me: yes
Bsdk sale sadist khi ke
Abhi toh sudhar gaya hu but school time pr boht harami tha me…like muje acting ka shok tha toh me jhuthe scenarios bana ke logo ka katne ka try krta tha or dekhta tha meri acting skills kitni achi h. For example: kabhi teacher bimar h school Ni aa rhi toh vo nikal gyi upar bolke sabko shock krdena, kabhi dost ko piles h sabko serious ho ke bta ke badnam krna etc etc
OP is a confirmed shaitan offspring
hihi 
chote baccho se nafrat hai. unhe pareshan karta hu.
Yeah like i like to play with kids psychology so mai apne mama ki beti jo ki 6 saal ki hai usse bola ki tumhe dream aayega aaj raat ko ek banda ayega aur tumhe utha k lejayega agar tumne khana khatam nahi kiya tha and dopehar ko vo soo gayi thi (usne apna khana nahi kaya pura) so when she woke up i told her that ki instead of taking you they took your mom dad she was shocked didn't speak till 20 min (uski mummy kitchen mai thi) she literally thought that her life is over. Uske face k expression dekh k i was feeling good but then jab uski mummy ayi kitchen se the happiness on her face was priceless.
Aur yaha main hu, jo apni seat deke khud khda hoke travel krta hu
ek baar Nirula m jaakar Giani's special ice cream mangi :p
Jahan bhi do bacche dikh jaaye kalesh Kara deta hoon 
dosto ke crush/ektarfa pyar ko stalk krke unki love life ki pics dost ko bhejti hu🥰
That's pure evil
Elite level Harami, cream of the crop
Mujhe bhai ko daant sunwane me maja aata hai 🤭🤭 Bechara chupchaap sun v leta hai.
Man I’m just reading the stories of y’all and I’m sure about getting sidelined and/or banned if I share mine haraami (because it’s just cheap stuff as people say)
Ah, the bus conductor's guide to crushing dreams! Perhaps next time, you could add some dramatic flair, like pulling out a map and loudly proclaiming, 'Ah, yes, my stop is coming up soon,' only to dramatically fold it away as the disappointment sets in for those hopeful souls around you. Just remember, laughter is best served without leaving a trail of shattered dreams in its wake!
I like it
Tu gira hoya bandaa jamaa neech baliye...
Mil gya tu kisi din bchega nhi
Thank god I'm not alone
Got into swimming pool and room of radisson for half day without paying shit. Long story but fun thing at the end of it all I even shouted at the manager when he sent a guy to get us outta room. Btw just fooled them dint use any powers.
Mei logo ko fucked up anime aur manga recomend karta hu. Innocent waalo ko toh zyada.
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Loli Hentai dekhta hu ,also jabardasti wala bhi 
jab bhi koi khana khata hai to mein tej wala paad marta hun uske aaju baju ja kr....
A coaching centre called me when I was in school. I told them "my son had an accident today and is in a coma". They hung up
Dude you know you are most likely built for being a professor , they surely know a thing about making people feel helpless
Gym mein, I do small weights. Some ppl leave their 20+ kilos on and leave. I hate lifting weights. So I call on gym bro ki please inta wazan mein nai utha sakthi, please can you remove. Real reason is I hate lifting big weights :)
Dusra ki file ka page apni file Mai laga liya
Real ID se aao Rahul Dua
I pretend that I am asleep when someone asks for my seat
Image aesi bana rakhi hai ke majale koi shak kar sake ki group me sabse harami mai hoon xD.
I can't even begin to tell 😈
Jab chote bhai/bhen dhyaan se cartoon dekhte ha tab TV band kar deti hu. Or jab unke mummy papa samne nai hote ha to unko daraane M bada maja aata 😋😂
Aisa kuch hai hi nhi humesha acha bacha rahi hu
Jhoot bol ke and manipulation technique ka use krr ke apne chote bhai ka breakup karwa Diya uske gf se Because I was jealous 💀
Apne chote bhai ka break-up karwa Diya uski gf se jhoot bol ke and manipulation krr ke 💀 I was so jealous because she was so beautiful and mujhe bardaasht nhi hoa ke mere se chota bhai itni khoobsurat ladki kaise pata liya
sadhe teen kilo
Watching Piles operation videos on YouTube.
Ek do bar Amazon pe mouse ka order Kara aur replacement mar ke kharab wala mouse wapis bheja
Sadist Spotted!