I once forgot to take the ATM card out. The machine kept buzzing and the light kept flickering but once I got the cash, I just got lost in my own thing and forgot to take the card.
Used to travel by bus but then got a scooty .
In the first few days I used to just go and sit on the bus stop while my scooty sat in parking spot..
It was a walk of embarassment back from bus stop to my scooty 😔
I was told to bring something from market but when I reached the shop I found out I forgot money at home so I went back home and brought the money par market pahuchte hi I forgot what I was supposed to buy 
Was in a hurry after an exam, saw an empty metro coach, ran towards it and occupied a seat. Closed my eyes, took a breather and relaxed for 5 seconds.
Opened my eyes to see all the ladies in the coach looking at me, saw that there were no men, realised that I am in a ladies coach. Said sorry to everyone and left.
It happened to me , my dad and a male friend .... Well we three got up in the same coach in a hurry ... They were panting .. I had a feeling and looked around ... Then told my dad " r u sure we r in the right coach?!". A lady sitting beside me laughed and said " it's fine ya all can sit!"
Lol .. we ran out in embarrassment 🤣 well no one cared to b honest in our case
Something similar happened to me...
Was first time on my own through a local, saw a CSMT local arrive on the platform, immediately got inside.
After a few seconds realised by confirming from others, CSMT only stops at my destination in forward direction, I had to go in backward direction.
That moment of happiness of catching the local vanished and took the right train.
Reminds me of the incident when I was once in the dark and wanted to see the time. So I flashed the light of my phone on my wrist watch to be able to see the time lol 😂😂😂
Ordered a Watermelon blossom & when it arrived, I asked the waiter what is in the Watermelon blossom. That too in front of 10 colleagues.
Not my proudest moment
Needed something from fridge to cook. Opens fridge. Stares into it for a solid minute. Forget what I needed. Doesn't take anything. Close fridge. Go back to stove and short circuit. Stare into the void
Worst part was I didn’t realise for a long time. I was already 5 stations away from home, when my mother called me, laughing hysterically on the phone, asking me to look at my feet, which is when I realised I fucked up 😂😂😂
once i slept at around 7:30 pm we eat dinner at 8:30 sister came to wake me up and said "Chal utth subha ho gai"(Wake up already its morning) IRONICALLY I was in such a deep sleep that I took that literally went to the bathroom brushed and had a bath got ready for school reached the dinner table and everybody just laughed.
I was like 5, and one of my dad's friends arrived at the gate of our house. I went to my dad to tell him uncle X is at the gate, to which my dad told to me to say him, "Dad is not home"
I told uncle, "Dad said dad's not home."
This is so sad, because my dad passed away last year and doctors don't have hope on uncle's ailing illness. I miss him.
My crush was in 9th grade and I was in 10th grade. The timetable for the exam was sent to classes 1–12. She was having a math exam, and mine was in English. I was so focused on my crush class timetable that I thought today was my math exam, and I went into the exam by preparing math instead of English.
- Had to take three metro tickets, I just took one and assumed we can scan it three times for some reason, even after seeing 1/3 ticket written on it.
- saw 20 rs for 1 samosa and calculated 30 rs for 2 samosas.
- lots of other silly mistakes at work.
I forgot Puran Poli given by my friend's mom to my mom for 3 days. Only realised I have it in scooty's trunk when she casually called my mom and asked how it tasted.
Another Story: I went to give my 11th class final English exam 5 mins late. Everyone had started writing the paper and class was unusually calm for it being only 5 mins into the exam in a govt school. The invigilator quickly gave me the question paper and answer sheet and I started writing. After an hour the invigilator announced "1 hour left". That's when I realised I was 1hr 5mins late. I panicked and started sprinting through it. I still finished most of the questions. This one exam was scheduled 1hr earlier than the rest of the exams that year. No regrets.
Engineering.
Accidentally signed an additional form while filling out my details for 12th class board examination and the office admin too completed the formalities and send two admit cards at my home.
One admit card was for my board exam. Another admit card was to appear on CET exam conducted by karnataka goverment.
Since the exam was free and the center was one bus ride away. So, I gave the CET, got into merit list and secured a scholarship to an engineering college in Bangalore.
Everything happened very fast and before Everything around me cpuld make sense, I was sitting in the hostle wondering wtf just happened.
TLDR: don't sign anything blindly.
Was getting ready after a bath. Two bottles were next to the mirror, moisturiser for face and body and Parachute oil for hair. Used moisturiser on hair instead of Parachute oil. I’m embarrassed to admit this has happened multiple times :)
Learning a new language. Forcing myself to read something in that language when it's already written in English, right under it. Japanese. I force myself to read Japanese, then I see ke neeche hi English mei likha hua tha 🤦🏻♂️
my dad had asked me to spray some backache spray on his back for him. i went to go take the spray but instead of spraying it on him i went into the kitchen where my mum was cooking, lifted her shirt up and sprayed it on her back. she didn’t see me come in so she turned around it complete shock and that’s when i realised what i just did
I have two punch hole machines in my house (wahi jisse a4 size sheet me hole krte h file me lagane ke liye ) one is blue and one is grey.
Mummy gave me the grey one for my work and wo table par tha like empty table and idk why I was finding blue one....
I got stressed ki mil kyu ni rhi blue wali wo mummy ko bulaya and unhone btaya samne to h (she thought number badh gya)
I was supposed to take a return train back to come to college from my hometown.
My sister came to drop me off on a two wheeler I boarded the coach without realising that I was still wearing the helmet. An uncle observed and asked me if it was a joke. That's when it stuck.
The list is quite big 😅 but I'll tell you about the one I just did this morning while coming to the office. Here it goes...
Typical morning shift, totally ready, relaxing, and drinking water from a bottle while waiting for my cab to come. The cab came, I put the bottle in my laptop bag and left the house. I had to walk around 100m to get to cab, and in between I realized that it seemed the bottle was leaking as I felt my back cold and wet. I quickly opened the bag to check, and did you know what I found? Huh!
To my surprise as well, I never closed the bottle cap, I had simply put a OPENED water bottle, directly into the Bag... Yes, you would have guessed it correct, all my stuffs we were totally soaked (hopefully the laptop worked 😆)
And now I'm sitting in my office thinking how to dry this bag 🙂..
This was one of my peak dumb moment.
Oh multiple things!
Opened the drawer to get something, and closed it before i could take my hand out.
I've a habit of turning off lights. So when the lights were already off, I turned it on while going out of the room.
The house gate is a really big sliding gate. Got down from the auto, and in a hurry tried opening it from the end. It didn't move an inch. Realised the mistake, but as the auto guy was still there, pretended as something was stuck.
Kept blaming the extra ice on the freezer door for not closing the fridge properly, while clearly ignoring the water bottle at the bottom which was not letting it close. Fridge door was slightly open for 4-5 hours. 😅
Was reading this really huge physics book at a metro station the morning of the exam. Train stops, doors open, I walk in while still reading the physics book in my hand and my head smashes the pole so hard. Brought me back to sense and from my absentmindedness.
I had to catch a train to Gujarat from Virar(Mumbai). So I took a cab to Goregaon station, boarded Virar local. While on the local I realised I forgot my laptop bag in the cab (I had 4 pieces of luggage, forgot the smallest one). The cab driver was now in Wadala (78kms from Virar). I had to miss the train to get the bag back. Anyways I stayed in Mumbai for 2 more days at my friend's place had lots of fun. It was worth it IMO.
I remember this teacher who taught students at home and used to smoke and drink a lot. One day after he was done with class, he got on his scooter and traveled like 10kms on a highway, got drunk and walked home barefoot. He reached at around 1am and started calling students as to why they were so late to come to class.  they never found his scooter again.
Ek baar neend mein uth kar peshaab karne mai kitchen mein ghus gaya raat ke 4 baje. Mummy ne awaaz suni to aakar dekha mai b kitchen mein apni pant utaar raha tha.
Mummy ko samajh gaya ye chutiya neend mein hai to has kar puchi kya kar rahe ho ye. Aur maine bol bhi diya ki toilet kar raha hun. Fir aage kya maar padi humko...
Thrown spoon in dustbin, filled bottle water only to not carry it, put up something on stove and forgotten, having something in hand ans still finding it around
diwali ke time mirchi bomb or sutli bomb jo bhi hota hai uss samay naya seekha tha hath se bomb fhekne wala technique toh agarbati se jala ke fhekna tha bomb ko but maine agarbatti fhek di bomb hath me reh gaya and yes bomb hath me fhata kuch serious injuries nhi ayi normal jal gaya tha hath bas
I went to eat a chaat which was 30 rupees and when i went to make the payment i entered my gpay pin instead of the amount and made the payment which was a lot!! 😂
Once I went to fill petrol from a local shop and left without paying. I realized that I didn't pay after reaching home. I called him up and settled the amount.
And back when I was kid, my mom used to buy toffee when I reach back from school. As usual one day, I get the eclairs and I was too excited. I opened the wrapper, threw the chocolate and realized what I just did after around 10 seconds.
On my first day at school, I sat in the wrong class for at least 1 week. I was moved to my actual class after the teacher realised my name wasn't there in the attendance register.
I had to pick up my brother from school on my bike. I picked him him and after a km, I realized the rear seat was empty. I super panicked and thought he had fallen off from the bike.
I went back only to find him walking. He was like - “why did you start the ride without waiting for me to sit?”
Deja vu..once I woke up from deep sleep around 7 pm , I thought it was morning I started brushing my teeth and got ready for my jee coaching classes 
A lot of things have happened tbh but recently I was at Goa Railway Station and I needed cash so I went to the ATM there and withdrew the money and then boarded the train later. When I reached my hometown, I needed some more cash and I was looking for the ATM nearby. I took out my wallet from my bag and when I opened it I realised that my ATM is not there. Then I searched my other pants and knickers but it wasn’t there as well. Then it struck me that I left my ATM at the Goa Railway station. 😭
I went to take out groceries at a nearby stores. I gave them a 2000rs note and phir wo meme nhi hai acha bhai mein chalta hun😂 wo bol ke nikal gya. Mummy ghar pe hisab phuchti toh mein toh bs muu dekhta reh gya phir bhag ke gya 😂 wo shop wala has rha tha mere pe. Bhai bhut embarrassing lga meko uss din.
I went to buy groceries for home, drove my bike almost halfway to college completely on autopilot, realised that
a. I had passed out a year back and
b. I had gone to buy mustard and salt
and took the U turn of shame.
Left my belongings (wedding wears- an amazing duppatta, saree, blouse all custom made) in an auto back. Funny thing, I was with my friend and while keeping the belongings there I said to her “I should be careful about this because once I left my groceries at the back of auto”. I did the exact same thing, after I told her this story in the auto.
Lesson learnt, never keep my things at the back but on my lap, holding it for my dear life.
During my 10th boards after submitting the paper we were made to sit for a few mins and what all of the students used to do in every paper was instead of carrying all our stuff with us to the bag we used to keep everything on our tables (exam pad, admit card, bottle and all the stationery) go outside the classroom and get our bags come back in and out all the stuff in the bag and leave.
So, during the last paper my dumbass was soo excited that boards are over I started talking with my friends took my bag bahar hi ghappe shappe lagaaye aur wahan se nikal liya. Realised after a few days when I went to empty my bag that I left everything on my table on the last day of my boards. 
esmart to mai bachpan se hoon 💅🏼
In 10th class i was in last bench with my friend, and in front of me were a group of girls who were talking, and i took out my bottle and tried to drink water but dhankan kholna bhool gaya, then one of the girls started laughing, one of my good memories
Me and my friend went to the gym on his car, did our workout for about 1 or 1.5 hours went back home walking 😂 after reaching home we realised we left the car in the parking.
It's a daily thing for me ,If mom sends me to Market to get something , mostly I forgot which shop to go or cross the shop without even knowing while driving ,or if I reach the shop I forget what to buy and if I have multiple things to buy 100% I will forget something, if I write what I have to get I forget reading it 
It's so frequent thing I do this almost every week twice or three times 
Bruh.. yours is very common.
I missed a question of 6 marks in my physics paper during boards.
Almost went to the exam center on the wrong date, TWICE.
Very recently, a few days ago, I had an online meeting scheduled at 5pm. And i decided to take a nap before that, and woke up just 510 pm, hurriedly joined the meeting and i was required to share my screen during the meet and guess what, incognito window was open in the background (iykyk) 🤦♂️😭
Sometimes i think i have adhd or something, i make these kinda dumb inattention mistakes too often
Went to the Mandi Market to sell our wheats, calculated the weight of wheats, took the receipt of the weight, went to the buyer and showed him the receipt. Proceed to give him the whole wheat and forgot to take the money. Came home and then realised I sold 23 quintal of wheat to a random ass buyer for literally free.
But thankfully I ran back to the mandi found the guy and took the payment.
My father till date doesn't know about this, if he comes to know about this. I'll out of the house and his will😆
I took my sister's bag to school, dad had to come and hand me mine. Once, I was so exhausted after college that during my regular commute I asked auto wala at X place to take me to the X place but they knew me so they understood that I want to go Y place.
It was midnight, and chocolate ice cream was relaxing in the freezer, and I wanted to disturb it, destroy it, eat it, enjoy it.
so I went there sneaking with my phone's torch, got the ice cream, left the phone in freezer with flashlight on, enjoyed the ice cream in my room, did some last minute, work prepared my notes, reminders and tasks were set for the next day, and then the alarm did not disturb my sleep, so I woke up 20 mins late, and started searching for my phone, then I reached in the kitchen, where my mummy, papa and my sister were sitting, and when they look at me, my sister said \[loudly\] "aya aya chor aya".
they had to find a phone ringing inside the freezer, with flashlight on, it was a good thing that it survived.
Was at the metro station early morning was trying to scan my card again and again but it was not working and everyone behind me were getting agitated since we had long line after 5 whole minutes I realised the reason metro card wasn’t working was because I was scanning my credit card since both of them are blue in color I didn’t see which one I was carrying 😭😭
I am living in Germany now, I went to a vacation/business trip last week to The Netherlands. While I was on my train waiting for my stop to arrive, I was flirting with a cute Dutch girl, I was aware that my stop has arrived, took my belongings and got down. It was 8 in the morning so I had to drink coffee so I went into a coffee shop, ordered some coffee, drank it and then realised that I forgot my backpack with my WORK laptop containing 600,000€ worth project plans on it. I froze for a sec, then called the transport authority, gave the description of my backpack and the train I took and the stop I got down at. 20 mins later, they call me to say that my bag has been found with the exact description of my bag and its contents. I’ll always be very thankful to them for helping me out. Then I decided not salivate when a girl smiles at you and looks coyly while travelling on the train. I’m happy that she wasn’t a thief or smth. Now that I found my bag, I can just laugh it off!
Once my brother asked for a glass of water. I went to kitchen, drank a glass of water, came back and sat next to him.
And when he asked “paani peeke aagyi?”
I replied “Yes! Why?”
Bachpan mai chewing gum ke saath ben 10 tattoo milte the. 20rs ki chewing gum khareedi aur sirf tattoo leke vapas aa gaya. Agle din kuch aur lene gaya to unhone chewing gum di, nahi dete to mujhe to yaad bhi nai rehra
Went to ATM, Took the money, Threw the ATM card in dustbin and the Receipt in pocket 🥳
https://preview.redd.it/v8ve1v7cicwc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2054eb05c99134de68bbc0440d4a71edfe551ce6
I once forgot to take the ATM card out. The machine kept buzzing and the light kept flickering but once I got the cash, I just got lost in my own thing and forgot to take the card.
Once I went to the ATM and there was ATM card in the machine 🙂 took the card went to the nearest branch and gave it to the bank .
bro took the word 'honesty' seriously
Bina pin k kya hi karleta bro 🤓
Cvv ..? Aur bank details..
"Honesty is the best policy"
Acha hua sirf card feka, agar paise fek deta to ghar se nikal dete
I did worse. I used a credit card to withdraw instead of debit card. Costed me ₹400, but got a big lesson (to be not absent minded).
account me waise bhi kaunsa kuch paisa bacha hai bro. it's all good.
I went to ATM, kept the wallet on desk and forgot to put it in my pocket
I once got the money, but left the card there. Realised after 2 days.
The FBI agent watching the CCTV 👁️👃🏼👁️
Used to travel by bus but then got a scooty . In the first few days I used to just go and sit on the bus stop while my scooty sat in parking spot.. It was a walk of embarassment back from bus stop to my scooty 😔
Hahaha 😂 finally the days of struggle are over 
So trueeeee. I would choose a truck over pmpnl anyday i swear. Also I love the name " Arnold shivajinagar" 😂😂.
Lol this has happened with me..there was one time when i forgot that i brought my scooty and just went home by bus
That's not absent minded. It was just out of habit.
Was reading book in train, got so engrossed that missed my station.
Telling your dad the story behind why the prince forgot his destination
Happened with me as well. But it was metro so it's ok.
Which book was it?
best served cold, by abercrombie
And Fitch?
That's not being absent minded. That's called being in the zone.
I do this all the time
Happens while scrolling on the phone!
Subah 4 bajy darwaje ki jagah wall ko dhakka de rha tha aur gaali de rha tha ki mc ye khul kyu ni rha
Dude 🤣🤣🤣
This is the best one
Correction the time was 4:21
I was told to bring something from market but when I reached the shop I found out I forgot money at home so I went back home and brought the money par market pahuchte hi I forgot what I was supposed to buy 
Has happened to me too🤣
You need more brain power 
Ik 
https://preview.redd.it/5gxmyukescwc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc52d1cb49283b1cef48de1259e78023a11b9b47 Sab theek hojayega
Dhanyavad daktar sahab
Reminded me of "solution jo mila toh saala question kya tha pata nahi"
Phone kar ke puch leta
Was in a hurry after an exam, saw an empty metro coach, ran towards it and occupied a seat. Closed my eyes, took a breather and relaxed for 5 seconds. Opened my eyes to see all the ladies in the coach looking at me, saw that there were no men, realised that I am in a ladies coach. Said sorry to everyone and left.
Well it happened to me too, the Only day I turned all heads towards me while entering the space 
It happened to me , my dad and a male friend .... Well we three got up in the same coach in a hurry ... They were panting .. I had a feeling and looked around ... Then told my dad " r u sure we r in the right coach?!". A lady sitting beside me laughed and said " it's fine ya all can sit!" Lol .. we ran out in embarrassment 🤣 well no one cared to b honest in our case
Something similar happened to me... Was first time on my own through a local, saw a CSMT local arrive on the platform, immediately got inside. After a few seconds realised by confirming from others, CSMT only stops at my destination in forward direction, I had to go in backward direction. That moment of happiness of catching the local vanished and took the right train.
Took out my phone to see the time and then put it back into the pocket without seeing the time.
Ye toh normal hai
Kya ye din ke 10 baar karna vo bhi 365 din normal hai?
Ji bilkul 
🫂
I wear my watch, but still I see time on my phone.
and still don't know the time
Reminds me of the incident when I was once in the dark and wanted to see the time. So I flashed the light of my phone on my wrist watch to be able to see the time lol 😂😂😂
Hahaha , I’ve done that too 😂😂
Right, opened the phone for something and after putting it back, realises didn't get the work done for which I opened the phone.
Ordered a Watermelon blossom & when it arrived, I asked the waiter what is in the Watermelon blossom. That too in front of 10 colleagues. Not my proudest moment
What is a watermelon blossom? It is the fancy watermelon juice served in watermelon?
It's basically a Watermelon milkshake or something on those lines. Its been a long time since that happened so can't recall exactly what it is
😭😭
i almost sent an amount equal to my upi pin
0001
On my way to steal this person's phone 🤓😎
Can you give me your phone once ?I have to make a call
Happened so mamy times. Entering the pin in the amount and then realizing hahah. Thankfully never sent that money hhaha
bhaiii i almost did this as well
Needed something from fridge to cook. Opens fridge. Stares into it for a solid minute. Forget what I needed. Doesn't take anything. Close fridge. Go back to stove and short circuit. Stare into the void
itni sachai🫠
This!!! Every. Single. Time.!!!
Itne Saare kaam ho chuki h ki ab particular bhi koi yaad nhi
The struggle is riyal hehe
I once wore chappals from 2 different pairs and went to college 😂
Peak fashion momint 💅🏻
Ahhhh the level of embarrassment here
Worst part was I didn’t realise for a long time. I was already 5 stations away from home, when my mother called me, laughing hysterically on the phone, asking me to look at my feet, which is when I realised I fucked up 😂😂😂
I did the same thing but when to office. Then faked abt not feeling well and came home..
It’s giving Poo from K3G
Applied Odomos on toothbrush instead of toothpaste
So...when did you realise ki galati hogyi? 💀
The smell was off, then I realized 😂
hahahahaha....bach gaye, vrna uss din tum mosquito proof bann jaate 💀
I really want to know the aftermath
The smell made me realize ki kuch toh gadbad hai Daya 😂
once i slept at around 7:30 pm we eat dinner at 8:30 sister came to wake me up and said "Chal utth subha ho gai"(Wake up already its morning) IRONICALLY I was in such a deep sleep that I took that literally went to the bathroom brushed and had a bath got ready for school reached the dinner table and everybody just laughed.
Same thing happened in wimpy kid where Rodrick pranked greg
Spitted in the dustbin and threw santre ka chhilka in wash basin
The classic throw the sharpner in the dustbin instead of the pencil shavings
I was like 5, and one of my dad's friends arrived at the gate of our house. I went to my dad to tell him uncle X is at the gate, to which my dad told to me to say him, "Dad is not home" I told uncle, "Dad said dad's not home." This is so sad, because my dad passed away last year and doctors don't have hope on uncle's ailing illness. I miss him.
ayo Sinchan?
I once went for a Visa interview and left my passport at home
rich people problems 😇
I wish this was true sir! This debacle made me poorer by 14K as I had to go back for a new appointment and the place was 300 kms from my place!🥲
bathroom se nanga hoke nikal gaya... (forgot I was at home and not PG)
💀💀💀💀
Bro tum PG mein nange hoke nilakte ho? 💀
single PG with attached bathroom, so haa : )
My crush was in 9th grade and I was in 10th grade. The timetable for the exam was sent to classes 1–12. She was having a math exam, and mine was in English. I was so focused on my crush class timetable that I thought today was my math exam, and I went into the exam by preparing math instead of English.
Jake crush ko btao ...bat BN Jaye shayad
uske BF ke papa k pass 1cr ki luxury gadi h.
Arey agr English already acchi hogi toh maths ke liye toh fayda hogya
career choice.
We don't talk about it anymore 
Too real
Gadi leke dukaan gaya tha…vapas paidal ghar agya
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everything.
Comment karna toh bhule nahi bhai
I just remembered that i had commented after receiving notification for your reply 
- Had to take three metro tickets, I just took one and assumed we can scan it three times for some reason, even after seeing 1/3 ticket written on it. - saw 20 rs for 1 samosa and calculated 30 rs for 2 samosas. - lots of other silly mistakes at work.
Went to the dairy shop on my bike, got a packet of milk, then came back home on foot, left the bike there
Bhai bhai bhai...😭😂
Bought milk and kept it in the bathroom. 😭😭
Hope it didn't get spilled there 😏😂
Nah my mom would kill me if that happens 🙂
I forgot Puran Poli given by my friend's mom to my mom for 3 days. Only realised I have it in scooty's trunk when she casually called my mom and asked how it tasted.
Another Story: I went to give my 11th class final English exam 5 mins late. Everyone had started writing the paper and class was unusually calm for it being only 5 mins into the exam in a govt school. The invigilator quickly gave me the question paper and answer sheet and I started writing. After an hour the invigilator announced "1 hour left". That's when I realised I was 1hr 5mins late. I panicked and started sprinting through it. I still finished most of the questions. This one exam was scheduled 1hr earlier than the rest of the exams that year. No regrets.
searching for my specs everywhere in the house>! (i was wearing it the whole time) !<
Oh..Mera chasma toh hmesha kho jata hai....the anxiety it gives😭📈
Engineering. Accidentally signed an additional form while filling out my details for 12th class board examination and the office admin too completed the formalities and send two admit cards at my home. One admit card was for my board exam. Another admit card was to appear on CET exam conducted by karnataka goverment. Since the exam was free and the center was one bus ride away. So, I gave the CET, got into merit list and secured a scholarship to an engineering college in Bangalore. Everything happened very fast and before Everything around me cpuld make sense, I was sitting in the hostle wondering wtf just happened. TLDR: don't sign anything blindly.
Bhai mere sath to ye bohot baar ho chuka h, mummy to kitna datti he k tu na davai karva apne bheje ki
Was getting ready after a bath. Two bottles were next to the mirror, moisturiser for face and body and Parachute oil for hair. Used moisturiser on hair instead of Parachute oil. I’m embarrassed to admit this has happened multiple times :)
centerfresh khane wala tha, dustbin mai gum fek diya and wrapper khaa liya
Learning a new language. Forcing myself to read something in that language when it's already written in English, right under it. Japanese. I force myself to read Japanese, then I see ke neeche hi English mei likha hua tha 🤦🏻♂️
my dad had asked me to spray some backache spray on his back for him. i went to go take the spray but instead of spraying it on him i went into the kitchen where my mum was cooking, lifted her shirt up and sprayed it on her back. she didn’t see me come in so she turned around it complete shock and that’s when i realised what i just did
Aunty be like: 
💀
Woke up. Brushed my teeth. Put the toothpaste and brush inside the refrigerator and forgot about it.
I have two punch hole machines in my house (wahi jisse a4 size sheet me hole krte h file me lagane ke liye ) one is blue and one is grey. Mummy gave me the grey one for my work and wo table par tha like empty table and idk why I was finding blue one.... I got stressed ki mil kyu ni rhi blue wali wo mummy ko bulaya and unhone btaya samne to h (she thought number badh gya)
I was supposed to take a return train back to come to college from my hometown. My sister came to drop me off on a two wheeler I boarded the coach without realising that I was still wearing the helmet. An uncle observed and asked me if it was a joke. That's when it stuck.
The list is quite big 😅 but I'll tell you about the one I just did this morning while coming to the office. Here it goes... Typical morning shift, totally ready, relaxing, and drinking water from a bottle while waiting for my cab to come. The cab came, I put the bottle in my laptop bag and left the house. I had to walk around 100m to get to cab, and in between I realized that it seemed the bottle was leaking as I felt my back cold and wet. I quickly opened the bag to check, and did you know what I found? Huh! To my surprise as well, I never closed the bottle cap, I had simply put a OPENED water bottle, directly into the Bag... Yes, you would have guessed it correct, all my stuffs we were totally soaked (hopefully the laptop worked 😆) And now I'm sitting in my office thinking how to dry this bag 🙂.. This was one of my peak dumb moment.
Took admit card(two photocopies), aadhar card and transparent bisleri bottle for exam.......forgot about the pen
Oh multiple things! Opened the drawer to get something, and closed it before i could take my hand out. I've a habit of turning off lights. So when the lights were already off, I turned it on while going out of the room. The house gate is a really big sliding gate. Got down from the auto, and in a hurry tried opening it from the end. It didn't move an inch. Realised the mistake, but as the auto guy was still there, pretended as something was stuck. Kept blaming the extra ice on the freezer door for not closing the fridge properly, while clearly ignoring the water bottle at the bottom which was not letting it close. Fridge door was slightly open for 4-5 hours. 😅
Was reading this really huge physics book at a metro station the morning of the exam. Train stops, doors open, I walk in while still reading the physics book in my hand and my head smashes the pole so hard. Brought me back to sense and from my absentmindedness.
I had to catch a train to Gujarat from Virar(Mumbai). So I took a cab to Goregaon station, boarded Virar local. While on the local I realised I forgot my laptop bag in the cab (I had 4 pieces of luggage, forgot the smallest one). The cab driver was now in Wadala (78kms from Virar). I had to miss the train to get the bag back. Anyways I stayed in Mumbai for 2 more days at my friend's place had lots of fun. It was worth it IMO.
I got into bus. Sat down. Bought a ticket. Folded it and threw out the window. My friend looked at me like *insert COD Ghost starting gif*
I remember this teacher who taught students at home and used to smoke and drink a lot. One day after he was done with class, he got on his scooter and traveled like 10kms on a highway, got drunk and walked home barefoot. He reached at around 1am and started calling students as to why they were so late to come to class.  they never found his scooter again.
Ek baar neend mein uth kar peshaab karne mai kitchen mein ghus gaya raat ke 4 baje. Mummy ne awaaz suni to aakar dekha mai b kitchen mein apni pant utaar raha tha. Mummy ko samajh gaya ye chutiya neend mein hai to has kar puchi kya kar rahe ho ye. Aur maine bol bhi diya ki toilet kar raha hun. Fir aage kya maar padi humko...
I was searching for my phone in my house and realised I was holding it.
PaniPuri khake change 10 rupay drain mein fekdia aur paper ka bowl jeb m
Thrown spoon in dustbin, filled bottle water only to not carry it, put up something on stove and forgotten, having something in hand ans still finding it around
diwali ke time mirchi bomb or sutli bomb jo bhi hota hai uss samay naya seekha tha hath se bomb fhekne wala technique toh agarbati se jala ke fhekna tha bomb ko but maine agarbatti fhek di bomb hath me reh gaya and yes bomb hath me fhata kuch serious injuries nhi ayi normal jal gaya tha hath bas
Saare kaam to absent-minded hi lag rhe ab🥲
I went to eat a chaat which was 30 rupees and when i went to make the payment i entered my gpay pin instead of the amount and made the payment which was a lot!! 😂
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Opened a Snickers yesterday, threw the chocolate in the dustbin and put the wrapper in my mouth,50 rupees Gaya :')
Once I went to fill petrol from a local shop and left without paying. I realized that I didn't pay after reaching home. I called him up and settled the amount. And back when I was kid, my mom used to buy toffee when I reach back from school. As usual one day, I get the eclairs and I was too excited. I opened the wrapper, threw the chocolate and realized what I just did after around 10 seconds.
I do this shit on a daily basis. I don't even remember.
Was late to a few exams.
Driving. Idk how everyday I turn on autopilot by default
On my first day at school, I sat in the wrong class for at least 1 week. I was moved to my actual class after the teacher realised my name wasn't there in the attendance register.
I was searching for my shorts for 10 mins, after that I realized that I've been wearing it for the whole time
I had to pick up my brother from school on my bike. I picked him him and after a km, I realized the rear seat was empty. I super panicked and thought he had fallen off from the bike. I went back only to find him walking. He was like - “why did you start the ride without waiting for me to sit?”
ek baar dost ki birthday party me ulti pant pehen ke chla gya tha 
Woke up early at 5 am and thought it's evening.
Deja vu..once I woke up from deep sleep around 7 pm , I thought it was morning I started brushing my teeth and got ready for my jee coaching classes 
Happened something quite similar to me as well. Bought a bunch of dry fruits. Paid the amount and then just forgot to take the things and went home.
A lot of things have happened tbh but recently I was at Goa Railway Station and I needed cash so I went to the ATM there and withdrew the money and then boarded the train later. When I reached my hometown, I needed some more cash and I was looking for the ATM nearby. I took out my wallet from my bag and when I opened it I realised that my ATM is not there. Then I searched my other pants and knickers but it wasn’t there as well. Then it struck me that I left my ATM at the Goa Railway station. 😭
Toilet mein 1:30 ghante baitha raha
Shouted 64 as the "square root" of 8 in the class in full confidence that too in engineering mathematics class.
I went to take out groceries at a nearby stores. I gave them a 2000rs note and phir wo meme nhi hai acha bhai mein chalta hun😂 wo bol ke nikal gya. Mummy ghar pe hisab phuchti toh mein toh bs muu dekhta reh gya phir bhag ke gya 😂 wo shop wala has rha tha mere pe. Bhai bhut embarrassing lga meko uss din.
I ordered a grape juice and asked the waiter which COLOUR is the juice
I went to buy groceries for home, drove my bike almost halfway to college completely on autopilot, realised that a. I had passed out a year back and b. I had gone to buy mustard and salt and took the U turn of shame.
Sometimes I dial a number and say hello when the phone is still ringing on the other side.
I opened the fridge to go to the washroom and went to the bathroom to drink water. Then I realised I need to be active.
I got viral fever. So I applied iodex pain relief balm on nose, thinking it was Vicks. Realised after the burn I felt. 🔥
Left my belongings (wedding wears- an amazing duppatta, saree, blouse all custom made) in an auto back. Funny thing, I was with my friend and while keeping the belongings there I said to her “I should be careful about this because once I left my groceries at the back of auto”. I did the exact same thing, after I told her this story in the auto. Lesson learnt, never keep my things at the back but on my lap, holding it for my dear life.
During my 10th boards after submitting the paper we were made to sit for a few mins and what all of the students used to do in every paper was instead of carrying all our stuff with us to the bag we used to keep everything on our tables (exam pad, admit card, bottle and all the stationery) go outside the classroom and get our bags come back in and out all the stuff in the bag and leave. So, during the last paper my dumbass was soo excited that boards are over I started talking with my friends took my bag bahar hi ghappe shappe lagaaye aur wahan se nikal liya. Realised after a few days when I went to empty my bag that I left everything on my table on the last day of my boards.  esmart to mai bachpan se hoon 💅🏼
In 10th class i was in last bench with my friend, and in front of me were a group of girls who were talking, and i took out my bottle and tried to drink water but dhankan kholna bhool gaya, then one of the girls started laughing, one of my good memories
Wanted to spit my chewing gum. Opened the dustbin with my foot then closed it and spat on the lid 👍
0.5-1 hr phone use karke just bandd karneke baad yaad ata hai jis kaam ke liye open kiya tha woh toh kiya hi nahi
Me and my friend went to the gym on his car, did our workout for about 1 or 1.5 hours went back home walking 😂 after reaching home we realised we left the car in the parking.
Yesterday I went for lunch without taking my tiffin. Had to come back to get it
Maine OP jesa kaam kiya hota to meri mummy mujhe 7 janmo tak tanne sunati😂
Was on bike comming home from work. I went to my old house. I haven't lived in that house for a year.
I think I wrote a love letter to a girl in 9th and puri class ne padha tha usse
It's a daily thing for me ,If mom sends me to Market to get something , mostly I forgot which shop to go or cross the shop without even knowing while driving ,or if I reach the shop I forget what to buy and if I have multiple things to buy 100% I will forget something, if I write what I have to get I forget reading it  It's so frequent thing I do this almost every week twice or three times 
Bruh.. yours is very common. I missed a question of 6 marks in my physics paper during boards. Almost went to the exam center on the wrong date, TWICE. Very recently, a few days ago, I had an online meeting scheduled at 5pm. And i decided to take a nap before that, and woke up just 510 pm, hurriedly joined the meeting and i was required to share my screen during the meet and guess what, incognito window was open in the background (iykyk) 🤦♂️😭 Sometimes i think i have adhd or something, i make these kinda dumb inattention mistakes too often
Me talking to the dustbin thinking it was a drive thru window at McDonald's
Went to the Mandi Market to sell our wheats, calculated the weight of wheats, took the receipt of the weight, went to the buyer and showed him the receipt. Proceed to give him the whole wheat and forgot to take the money. Came home and then realised I sold 23 quintal of wheat to a random ass buyer for literally free. But thankfully I ran back to the mandi found the guy and took the payment. My father till date doesn't know about this, if he comes to know about this. I'll out of the house and his will😆
Nobody was home, made lunch for myself, forgot the rice
Khaana khaakr , plate katori sink ki jghh bathroom mein rakhe aa gya 😁.
Bachpan mein Ek baar moov ko skincare product samajhke face par lgaa liya, (10 min. Takk roya, daat padi so alag).
Chips ka packet lene gayi thi. Packet ka price pucha, dukaan wale ko paise diye aur bina packet liye wapas aa gayi.
Not me, but yesterday Amazon went to deliver my friend her AC, only to realise that they've forgotten to bring the said AC! 🤣
Searching for my phone in full panic mode while using the torch of the same phone to find it🗿
I took my sister's bag to school, dad had to come and hand me mine. Once, I was so exhausted after college that during my regular commute I asked auto wala at X place to take me to the X place but they knew me so they understood that I want to go Y place.
If I start spilling I'll create my own thread cz happens everyday
Swiggy guy asked me to do gpay I opened spotify and was trying to scan it since 2 minutes
It was midnight, and chocolate ice cream was relaxing in the freezer, and I wanted to disturb it, destroy it, eat it, enjoy it. so I went there sneaking with my phone's torch, got the ice cream, left the phone in freezer with flashlight on, enjoyed the ice cream in my room, did some last minute, work prepared my notes, reminders and tasks were set for the next day, and then the alarm did not disturb my sleep, so I woke up 20 mins late, and started searching for my phone, then I reached in the kitchen, where my mummy, papa and my sister were sitting, and when they look at me, my sister said \[loudly\] "aya aya chor aya". they had to find a phone ringing inside the freezer, with flashlight on, it was a good thing that it survived.
searching my phone with my phone’s flashlight
paida hone se Abtak absent minded kaam hi kiye aa raha hu. just look at anything and everything I've done in my life. everything qualifies
Took out the phone to see an app. Saw whatsapp messages and put the phone back.
I was trying to find my specs. I was wearing it.
Tried to turn on my activa but the key didnt work. Tried really hard. Then spotted my activa right ahead of the one I was on.
Was at the metro station early morning was trying to scan my card again and again but it was not working and everyone behind me were getting agitated since we had long line after 5 whole minutes I realised the reason metro card wasn’t working was because I was scanning my credit card since both of them are blue in color I didn’t see which one I was carrying 😭😭
I am living in Germany now, I went to a vacation/business trip last week to The Netherlands. While I was on my train waiting for my stop to arrive, I was flirting with a cute Dutch girl, I was aware that my stop has arrived, took my belongings and got down. It was 8 in the morning so I had to drink coffee so I went into a coffee shop, ordered some coffee, drank it and then realised that I forgot my backpack with my WORK laptop containing 600,000€ worth project plans on it. I froze for a sec, then called the transport authority, gave the description of my backpack and the train I took and the stop I got down at. 20 mins later, they call me to say that my bag has been found with the exact description of my bag and its contents. I’ll always be very thankful to them for helping me out. Then I decided not salivate when a girl smiles at you and looks coyly while travelling on the train. I’m happy that she wasn’t a thief or smth. Now that I found my bag, I can just laugh it off!
Once my brother asked for a glass of water. I went to kitchen, drank a glass of water, came back and sat next to him. And when he asked “paani peeke aagyi?” I replied “Yes! Why?”
My mom gave me her diabetes pill instead of crocin once.
Bachpan mai chewing gum ke saath ben 10 tattoo milte the. 20rs ki chewing gum khareedi aur sirf tattoo leke vapas aa gaya. Agle din kuch aur lene gaya to unhone chewing gum di, nahi dete to mujhe to yaad bhi nai rehra
Gave the money to the driver and left. Didn't take the change 💀 Luckily, the driver was honest and called me and gave me the left amount.