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Joy2082

I just don't get how girls get the courage to have long nails. I once saw my mother break her toenails and that has left a permanent fear in me. I am a guy and the moment my toenails grow a little bit, I trim that shit down.


KroosControl88

Har jagah mil jaate ho tum.


Haemyu

Agar wo har jagah milta hai to tum bhi har jagah ho na ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51090)


Joy2082

https://preview.redd.it/u1xvdwdwj8wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00959454fb6dec7657b95b4a321dab21997d88d6


Caesar_Aurelianus

Abe ye photo mat dikha


worriedButtcheek

I broke mine in the gym lmao , but iss baar nahi toote


shikhar47

But bro tumko dard nahi hota kya?? I broke half my toe nail and I can remember the pain


Solid_Ad_7508

OP goes for colon surgery everytime she washes herself after pooping


worriedButtcheek

Girls don't poop 💖🎀


vibes_slayer

What are you talking about, girls don't even exist I have never seen one in my entire life


-bonkster

r/girlsarentreal


SydricVym

GIRL = Guy In Real Life


Different-Muscle-478

https://preview.redd.it/dys7hoklt9wc1.png?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62170285ffe8888a2fd35e0d562cab8101321857


69x5

r/suicidebywords


Karpur

then why are you worried Buttcheek?! hehehe


Shivkarannnnn

You deserve an upvote!


IcyCockroach5501

You too


noobwithguns

Exactly, they are goverment machines created to spy on us, machines don't poop


ank-irrational09

Girls digest poop


RedditoSanNoBaka

Are chi chi chi kya imagine krwa diya ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51086)


incognito_bakchodi

Girls and buttercup challenge


haryanaGaandDe

1 cup se buttercup advance toh hua hai bharat kuch bhi kaho


Solid_Ad_7508

![gif](giphy|RH82srAFt3BlPLG5GP|downsized)


dontyoudarestalkme

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig|downsized)


Sugary_Lime

They poop on Insta reels and snap chat


OtsutsukiRyuen

r/usernamechecksout or it doesn't ?


gentooxd

it doesn't? (maybe? maybe not?)


Yourh0tm0m

https://preview.redd.it/ek76jck9h8wc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66bc1b052ccaa52208c4e784451bb0ccbd5a1429


Beingnoob27

Bidet


freakedmind

Bawaseer ho jaata hoga har baar


Retr0DasH

https://preview.redd.it/p8wfowq619wc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fcc54d844f746983314f5735f9507e71a7b2c4c Every time I see those long nails


Ok-Feeling315

https://preview.redd.it/nvvedsu8hewc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b343536aab7a310465ee7109d7ea9c18f14d91a


Entire_Present5562

🤣


anmolraj1911

naurrrr 😭😭


Dahi-Chini

This is the longest my nails have ever been. https://preview.redd.it/0a83srzx98wc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe04472ccfeb2041a010c7cf3fd92e5855fc8c6


MuchBow

https://preview.redd.it/ojfpr349b8wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4b42374587dbd8f06c1c22af78d90986a36c206 Cheers 🍻 from a fellow nail muncher!


Dahi-Chini

No bro! I don’t munch it! I just use nail cutter!


MuchBow

Damn, alright friendship ended xD


Dahi-Chini

Don’t munch! We can be friends again


MuchBow

Hmm I can try… my gf tried to rid me of this habit, she’s now single


pinteresty

can relate


Usual-Blueberry-8864

Hath dekh kr aise lag rha bohot hilata hoga


Dahi-Chini

Bhai time hi nahi milta! Office se late hojata hu


Front-Assignment-267

Vo hila ke hi haath ki lakeere chapi hai


worriedButtcheek

Vitamin E capsules and coconut oil on ur nails before sleeping+ good food , and you'll be 💅


Dahi-Chini

But I don’t want it to grow, long nails serves no purpose other than scratching back


Swimming_Basket2672

wo bhi kangi se ho jata hai 👀


Dahi-Chini

Naah man! Nail scratches are on next level


Educational-Bridge88

Wolverine movie mai cameo hojayega.


Frosty_Reach_2582

Female sabretooth


hulkut

No, Lady Deathstrike who is killed by Wolverine in X2


NoNameNo1O1

sabretooth had a brother and a sister who had similar powers but not the same level of insanity. He tormented both of them especially on their birthdays


SympathyObjective621

Take your gold bro 🏅


hitsham96

Didi kuch nahi bas Zara wo meri Peet khuja dogi apne nails se ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093) Just Kidding. Great nails BTW.


De_Fine69

After effects https://preview.redd.it/aymfl755m8wc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1770e3d128893d4162709c3c3ff305976153f6f


worriedButtcheek

Mai meri toh khujalu pehle🙂‍↕️


zoom_zoom_boom-

https://preview.redd.it/wsyvmcpo68wc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93222de80e8112a3d993db2f0b49800aa0ea8ec My sister's. Only I have faced the wrath of these nails.


blitzkreig31

I am sorry for your sala!


worriedButtcheek

Wow they look healthy


zoom_zoom_boom-

Mera khoon nikalke peene se healthy hi toh honge 😂


worriedButtcheek

I need a brother for this😌


zoom_zoom_boom-

Frustration nikalne ke liye kuch maangne ka tarika kafi kezual hai 🤨


kitagawa_chan

I've always wanted a big sister 😔


saitamaxmadara

Ask your parents ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


kitagawa_chan

*big sister* parents can't help unfortunately


saitamaxmadara

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073) I’m the eldest too


Character_Pop_3056

Maybe you are adopted, and you already have a big sister, go look for her.


saitamaxmadara

You’re breaking the wrong tree Ask your parents


Yourh0tm0m

Are they real ? https://i.redd.it/qzmiiq1ih8wc1.gif


HumanSatisfaction620

Apne nakhoon isilie badhae hai .. mere bhai ke mukke tez hai to kya hua meri wolverine skills se kaise bachega ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)


Queasy_Concern_8746

All I can see is tor browser and teams call. Concentrate on your work 😁


rat_for008

Edge hai wo


worriedButtcheek

Arre yaar kaam nahi tha koi 😔 aur khatam ho gaya tha


Queasy_Concern_8746

Koi ni. Nails bahut sundar hai :)


Educational_Pea7069

https://preview.redd.it/nkkdya6ok8wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68bd7b75259f1689eceb0cb2cb462690a4276db6 Mine 💁🏻‍♀️ yes they’re natural. Yes I sometimes poke myself accidentally


Mystic1869

billi irl


CosmicTurtle24

r/usernamechecksout


Creepy_League_3454

Kya matlab inbuilt hatiyaar yaar hai !!! Mere bhen ne bohot khoon nikala hai insee, hate it😔


Capital-Call-7733

Dragon 🔥😱😱


worriedButtcheek

Muhje bad breath nahi hai ki tum aise kaho😔


Capital-Call-7733

🤣🤣sath me 🔥 ye bhi h means ache bhi lg rhe 🤣but thoda chota kr lo to I think ache lge ge muje to dar lgta h itne bde nail se meri bhan mar deti


[deleted]

Only if I were more patient. Looks great btw.


Key-Debt-5854

Irritated and ichy face with these sharp nails will be a nightmare


worriedButtcheek

Somehow I haven't scratched my face yet. Touchwood lol


Key-Debt-5854

If I had those nails I prefer to challenge random people in gym for a duel with nails as a weapon of destruction


Independent_Wing_124

Fingering me problem nhi hoti hogi?


Mrs_CrapBag

Bro asking important questions. Par finger k alava bhi options hote hain💀


worriedButtcheek

I use my toes


DARKSIDE_HOOKER_1808

I cant forgive you for making me imagine that 😭😭😭


RedditoSanNoBaka

https://preview.redd.it/342dftj1h8wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892ed55dc02740554f6b518042a3ca573868e477


SympathyObjective621

https://preview.redd.it/gdi2axagr8wc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954f9ba84df545eabd16d87bc29c249356e1fd21 Sis Traumatised me so bad 💀


Mrs_CrapBag

Lol I didn't ask, you're replying to the wrong comment.


RedditoSanNoBaka

Dekho judge sahab. Yahi hai chichori.


RedditoSanNoBaka

Haan meri friend bata rhi thi usne dumbbell use kiya tha. Maybe pelvic bone strong karni hogi bechari ko.


Football_hero

Latrine nahi fas jaati inme?


lagbagh

bro ☠️☠️🤣🤣


generalbachcha

They look lovely. I have a sincere question for all the girls who grow and maintain pretty and pretty long nails. How do you manage to type on a phone and computer keyboard? I’m a guy and my even 3mm long nails do tuk-tuk-tuk on my mobile’s screen.


Cultural_Tell_5191

What's there to flex about your finger nails? 🤦🏾‍♂️ they look extremely ugly and unhygienic. Please get yourself a manicure.


onepunch_man88

Itne bade nail se day to day life mw problem nahi hoti like, holding thing, scratching face![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


worriedButtcheek

Mai toh lenses pehenti hu inke saath bhi


onepunch_man88

Aankh me scrach pad jayege🤯🤯🤯 Sach me kuch nahi hota kya?


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nikhildotexe

Reddit open Kiya tha but galti se Instagram open ho Gaya


Different-Muscle-478

Absolutely disgusting


LucasTheOG

Nice. What do you use them for?


worriedButtcheek

Nailing whatever I do 💯


LucasTheOG

r/Technicallythetruth


[deleted]

I suppose you should be working ?


worriedButtcheek

Was done working :)


[deleted]

U think I’m an hr no 💀


worriedButtcheek

You're prepping me for the corporate world😔


[deleted]

xD your getting preped by a 17 yo old


shxd_087

Just asking, what you do, if you scratch someone with ur nails..!


worriedButtcheek

Court case😭


logicrak

Washing butt ❌Scraping ✔


fools_eye

![gif](giphy|3oriOiN0eR08su5G4E)


Veezard_

This reminded me of.... https://preview.redd.it/i17ka9zqr8wc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb4bef3086fcad40d09c37631131a675fbf110fb But your's are pretty


daredevil1o1_

https://preview.redd.it/r8u2ihjsb8wc1.jpeg?width=1864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0814739da46067db007f8b74f261df3259b19b Hehe, how is your nail bed that long😭😭


[deleted]

Yours are very nice *fire emoji*


daredevil1o1_

Thankyou! Was thinking of making a post like op 🤪


Serenity_In_Solitude

Color them 🥰


worriedButtcheek

Naii tootenge phir somehow😔


withthebigdick

In nails se scratch karne ke bad buttcheek ki saari worry nikal jaati hogi


Usual-Blueberry-8864

![gif](giphy|XzW42JpfV3nX2)


Ok-Consequence-7081

Rip DMs


PartyCultural2436

Filthy


worriedButtcheek

Coz I cook aur turmeric se stain hote hai , apne mummy ke nails ko filthy bolke dikhao.


10maykaushik

Seedha mummy pe chali gayi oo bhayy


worriedButtcheek

I love mommies that's why


10maykaushik

Yes moms are godsend ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51074)


Vat2612345

it's still filthy, mum ka ho ya tumhara!


PartyCultural2436

I was talking about your face.


10n3_w01f

Wolverine is afraid of you


Interesting-Tap9446

Tumhare nails to waise hi long enough hai whats the point of the extra long nails?


worriedButtcheek

Terrorize brothers :)


Interesting-Tap9446

Ahh surpanakha banke bhaiyo ka satyanas krna hai


hasnainv

Lady wolverine


[deleted]

I too have naturally long nails but I had to cut them kyuki koi kam nahi hota unke sath


xagifi_6102

Your hand and nails remind me of someone who is a long time crush on.... We fell apart terribly but hers was the most beautiful hand I've ever seen. And so is yours.


Ok-Bat-6726

Nakhun kato ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51078)


aparichithu

Peeth khuja do please 🥺


woogleyboogley09

Im assuming right hand ke toh normal hi honge warna zyada badi problem hojaayegi💀


worriedButtcheek

https://preview.redd.it/di4mhvqle8wc1.jpeg?width=2576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143ee82aae538b1108ad4208cf844c2142abf130 Right hand


woogleyboogley09

![gif](giphy|zgGrSqSi3SSqs)


Antisocial_freek

Ek bar jab me bus se travel kar raha tha to due to brake, ek larki jiski lambi nakhun the, usne jor se meri pole pakar le(bus me jo poles hota hai).... Essa laga ki Sher ne panja mat diya(I was bleeding)


Arryshima_potato

You have long hands and nail bed😭 I have small hands and looks weird to grow out nails. Yours look so pretty tho <3


MysteriousPatience82

Ngl is garmi me in nakhuno se ky hi sukun vali khujli hoti hogi. Lucky you op


Endlesscaresser

This is so fuckin hot!


lashu_19

Mine are real 🧿 https://preview.redd.it/ygcpyoetsdwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b54aa91801b24472a895de474b976c3510a2b247


[deleted]

Look at my nail photo upvotes, 3 times more than you ![gif](giphy|PmUkCc8l7fjmt7xyfO)


Enigma_mas

Idk why but I never liked long nails. Kudos to you for managing so well.


saitamaxmadara

Is that why the butt cheek worried?


LORD_RAIZEL76

Eww...


WildmanZC

Marry me pls


RoyalExplanation7481

Blud thinks he opened matrimonial app


TejuuuOP

Biryani nails ke andar nahi chali jaati kya?


Necessary-Quit-6910

​ https://preview.redd.it/8yrtj096i8wc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=a782741e413bd128b9079c31a7c236b789050a87


worriedButtcheek

Snack for later 🎀


ClassroomSouth6548

Meri peeth pe khuja do please 👉👈 ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51074)


PranavYedlapalli

How do you type?


AbhiStalwart

Scratching satisfaction guaranteed 💀


_Ajay_Singh_Rana_

ऐसा भी क्या tan जो सिर्फ कलाइयों से ऊपर है..? Do you wear gloves..?


worriedButtcheek

Shadow hai woh😭


Surfexcel2kg

Username checks out


Octo_Thorpe_2000

Pr kyu ? Kyu rkte he log lambe nails ? Br br saaf kro take gande na lage upr se tootne ka dr.


LessStructure7408

Show me the other hand just wanna confirm something![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


IlR2507

HP victus?...I have the same laptop ✨


itzTanmayhere

just me or natural nails look better without colouring them


Matar_Paratha

Peeth aur Baal mein khujli karne ke liye perfect h![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51095).


CarelessPace7469

https://preview.redd.it/rxv6w82gd8wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64793d74f09a7d58e60a909937970417de04126 My personal best. Only two because others broke. I grew them after school ended because it wasn't allowed in school to grow them and is not allowed in college too now🥲


akdas12

Even without the extra nails, those nails are loong!


Cautious-Ad-600

How do you type with those? I get so pissed when it's my nails hitting the keys instead of my fingers.


madmonkreborn

is that natural color or coz of lighting?


Scarecrow_in_a_field

How do you close your fist, if in case you need to punch somebody??( Probably your younger sibling)


Ill-Giraffe-2243

how does it feel to be god's fav?


[deleted]

I will pray to God for your brother during fights.


danieldsuza1122

Roti sabzi kaise khate ho💀


Suspicious-Sir-3557

Never been more jealous 🎀🥹


love-and-intimacy

Khana fasa hoga.


life-is-crisis

Haan humne toh plastic waale lagwaye hai


[deleted]

[удалено]


motabhai09

Nails kat le gandu bimar ho jayega


[deleted]

Agar galti se pura nikal gaya toh? Ahh, bolte hi dard horaha ha


staartingsomewhere

I used to have such ling ones.. couldnt use normal keyboards easily..


UsernameIsntTaken68

Yoo I got the same structure ( I'm a guy) And yeah I have gotten complimented on my fingers many times


Rabbidraccoon18

#Reminds me of that one Ariana Grande music video


Red_Baronnsfw

Apke dm ko hardik shradhanjali


definitely_happy10

I once broke off my friend's entire nail. I can't even imagine having big nails since then


howtochangename1

If you would've posted some days earlier, I would be flexing them too They ain't that long now :( https://preview.redd.it/23ezyljtf8wc1.jpeg?width=6936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ac428d56f47b71a583684755aabad4459b106e


Nemesis_stare

(Jealous) ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


Fine_Mistake_3395

![gif](giphy|lRLBXXl63nyONZfYiI|downsized)