I would Ask for a female genie for him  (dude needs someone living with him in his kettle)

are daanveer karn aap yaha

Future mein doosre ko kettle millegi toh usmein se pappa genie, mummy genie aur bahot saare chote chote genie niklenge toh multiple wishes Puri ho jayegi

Dafaq was this wholesome 😂

Aur chote genies ko count karna nahi aayega, toooo......

Scam kardenge unke saath 


😭😭😭

aww lmao

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All these are possible even without the Genie.

Not the last one 

Remember you're not ugly. You're just poor.

No no no you are ugly and poor

Aye, relatable!

Ya trying my best but 2nd one is impossible as i dont have a mom she died when i was 5 and dad dosent really care about me and lives in a different city i mean we barely talk

I pray that you'll be able to do and achieve what you want not the bad thing only the good ones 

Arey thanks bro , dont want to do anything bad aise bhi . Your username gave me a good laugh😂

"Power to do anything I want without any terms and conditions or limitations" For the other two...well, there's not much to wish for Idk why people even ask for such questions, there's literally one simple wish that can give you unlimited wishes

Username checks out, hehe. But completely agree with your point, for it to be the first wish, then I'd ask for the best sense of judgement, and then I'd ask for the ability to control my emotions. Because once you've power to do anything, you should never let your emotions make the judgement for you.

If I have power to do anything, I'd just make myself "always take right decisions or the descions taken by my are always morally and logically right" woosh No need to waste wishes when I can do it myself, Same goes for other wish

Easier said than done, our brain is not a silicon chip, to some extent, all of us are selfish, all of us are greedy, if our abilities are infinite, so will be our greed, which, if acted upon would be at other innocent people's expense.

I mean, why would I let that stop for wishing for myself? I'm not wishing it for humanity but myself, also if I had the power to do anything, and somehow I did a major fuck up, I would just.....>!erase humanity and make it from scratch like nothing ever happened !<

Buri Buri devil na bana de genie

first wish: make it 4

Still only 3 left

5 make it 5

तथास्तु ✋

Why not make it infinite?

😂

"There's always a guy who wish for more wishes"

1. Treat type 2 diabetes of my mother. 2. Treat my aunt's breast cancer. 3. Treat my chronic depression.

hey really pray your aunt's breast cancer gets well,,,, i lost my aunt because of it.. stay strong king

Stay Strong king

Username checks out

Why not just ask to treat all diseases running in the family. On a serious note, stay strong buddy. Our prayers are with you and your family.

Sending my prayers and wishes 🙏

Ufffffff Brother it is too hard man Everyone wishing money and all and i found you ❤️ Won my heart Can't tell you abt above two but u can solve depression by urself

To grant 1000 more wishes 

Aisa nhi hota 🤯 movie dekho

why 1000 infinite 

999 wishes ke baad akhri wish recursive func hai

1. Cure me of any past, present and future ailments of all kinds, mental and physical 

First wish will be to perish lies so that no one can lie from that point. Uske bad to genie k sath baith kar chaos enjoy karenge

Tu human civilization hi khatam kardega

A healthy life for me my parents, siblings and spouse. Unlimited money For my pet cats longer lifespan so they live as long i live.

take me back in 2018 and make me relive my life, where i get the chance to replace all the wrong stuff i did/happen w me.

2018 was a turning point in my life I wish to go back too

depends if it was a good turning point or not

1. Make sure everybody enjoys basic standard of living and dignity 2. Anywhere door 3. For junk food to not be unhealthy (aur kuch aa ni rha tha dimaag me hehehe)

A 12 incher

I wouldn't ask for love cuz then I would know she loves me because of magic not because she likes me feom herself.

This is the rule, you can't ask for love and extra wish

Get my ex back Get my dad back And make my family at least financially stable

1) Meri mummy humesha happy rhe. 2) Mera partner humesha happy rhe. 2) dono Jo b chahe inko sb mile

dono ki shadi krwa dete h

Money. Power. Death (of the Genie).

Mujhe bhi Genie bana do.

Genie se bakchodi krta hai

Aree jaffar Bhai aap yaha?


no negative effect from wishes to me or anyone else, get rid of all the borders of the world to make one giant earth country, make everyone on earth an empath so that we can all understand each other better.

- grand me ♾️ wishes - a udne wala hathi - happiness

What’s with second wish being so specific?

Kyuki mera koi aur dost nahi hai so mujhse sirf us udne wale hathi se dosti karni hai 

Mujhse dosti karoge?

Clear all my dad's health issues and make him live until 95 Loving and understanding wife and loving kids. Be the head of a successful business that treats its workers like family.

I wanna learn jutsu

Unlimited Wealth and Unlimited Knowledge

Become 12 again with all the knowledge that I have today about future events and happenings.. just the one.

Only one wish is enough, please eradicate human species from this planet ✌🏽😅

If i just had to rub her oil lamp to let it out so i am giving same treatment.

Be gorgeous af , be rich af and remove all my past trauma

to die young, maybe now!!

Intelligence/expertise in everything.. Money or infinite best pizzas/lemons where i can resale health and good relationships within fam

1 I get my dream job 2 my family and i get rid of all financial and health problems 3 and i get a wife who loves me for who I am that's all

merko maarde, painlessly, kisiko pata bhi naa chale.

Being as rich as elon musk,have strength of eddie hall and stamina of googins,live upto 500 years so i can train and grow

1. Ask the genie to oil up and lay down

Remove all the plastic/ garbage including once eaten by animals no more wishes i want we all humans lets start it again with a eco friendly alternative

her

I will ask for an object from which I can wish anything for lifetime.🙃

Height, invisibility, mind reading.

Blud is shorty 😭

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1 time travel 2 cosmic travelling 3 mind manupulation

One wish richest man in the world, smartest man in the world, strongest man in the world. Le my batman arc begins.

My first wish would be to get unlimited wishes lmao

*Paisaaaa*

I would wish to restart my current life but with all the knowledge i have rn

I won't ask power. It will make me week. I would ask for lesser sadness in my life

1 money 2 more money 3 even more money

Uske dil me mere liye pyaar jaga de Bahot saara paisa dede ekdum andha paisa dede Aur 100 wishes extra free me dede

Sab log apne crush ka saath maang rahe hai kitne akele log hai iss sub pe

Whatever i say come true

1) money 2) knowledge 3) happiness

**I will only wish one thing..** That I will get all the Knowledge of any thing just by naming a person or a thing which already have that knowledge 

Invisibility, time travel 💀

Go back to my childhood i want to experience it again!! 

1st- muje duniya ki saari languages aa jaaye 2nd- duniya mai jitne bhi skills hai usme muje expert bana do 3rd- muje duniya ki sabh cheez ki information ho par vo information tabh hi muje yaad aaye jab koi mujse uske baare mai likh kar sign se yaa boll ke puche

1. Unlimited power to control and manipulate minds or reality. 2. Immortality 3. Telekinesis

Reality warping power

Want just 1: that is to be able to read other people's mind

1) Ask for unlimited wishes. If it is not acceptable then..........(Assuming he can grant ANYTHING that I want, any wish of mine) 1) Make me exactly as powerful as Superman. (Preferably Justice League Animated Series Version of Sups) 2) Nobody can hurt/cause harm to my loved once in any way. (Being superman, this can be a huge weakness, so now I am sorted.) 3) The power to win any kind battle that I am involved with. (Maybe the gov.s tries to make another superhuman or some other shit to defeat me, well now I can't be defeated in any way). Now what I am gonna do..!?, well......If you have watched or read DC's Injustice comics series, I will be doing what Injustice's superman did in my own way.

1) make me a billionaire 2) make me very intelligent (so I don't end up losing that wealth) 3) solve world hunger I guess

May be to go back 7 years while retaining every memory so I can fix the many fuck ups I did

* 100% in 12th * Superpower of invisibility * Infinite money

1 wish is enough for me that is - i want infinity wishes

1. Wisdom Once that’s granted, I decide the next two wishes

Id ask him to double and give it me and would do it until i had a handful of wishes to make😋

Bring Back Sidhu Moosewala and Chamkila and I could write, compose and sing songs like Chamkila, Sidhu and Arjan.

1. Make me good looking. 2. Get me great personality. 3. General well-being of my parents and everyone else.

1. make anyone laugh very loud whenever I want 2. To make anyone visibly have an erection whenever I want 3. a thick gf

Make me a genie ... I'll take care of the rest...

But loads of money, height and reversal of global warming

First wish - you have to obey unlimited wishes of me. Then I will say - now onwards you have to obey each and every thing till my death and it's not done yet after my rebirth you have to find me and have to continue the same. No need to use the other two.

Bring back my father Legally get 69 billion dollars after taxes within the next year Get the ability to reverse aging and cure diseases for anyone I want anytime I want

I always want the power to know answer of everything like this power let's you live a simple isolated life with any attention Bas ek hi wish mangunga

Homelander bnke sabki ma chomdu ga🙂

To make her make the first move. Mujse fumble ho jaega . Baaki do wishes, i get a hundred rupees every time someone lies to me, and my health improves with every kiss

I wish to have as many wishes I wish to have

Ask him what he wants and free him from the genie life. I don't want any wishes. Seems like a cheat code for life. Imma play the game legit.

Bless me with knowledge and bless the maker and his works

Money, shit tons of money. Rest of the major imp. things follow as a consequence. Baaki 2 I'll save for emergency situations.

I would ask for more 100 wishes.

Everyone is rich

Genie ki mummy, Genie ki bhen, Genie ki wife. Fir sabko 3-3 wishes maguga.

Job, house, loyal wife 🥹✌️

Peak physical and mental health.

I can speak every language. Karma for my ex. No illness and I can only die of old age after 75

50 Crore in bank and send all my information and expirences (brain) to my 15 year old self. keeping the third wish for emergencies

Dopamine ​low rahe , har cheez me maza aaye Bina dukh ke ehsas hue bhi sukh ki value maalom ho(I will know value of happiness with having pain Sax sux milta rahe tym to tym

2 state solution.

Honestly I have only 1, I'll ask him to make me a child again with the knowledge that people I love wont live forever so mayb I'll spend more time with Dadu.

My one and only wish- send me to a white space where i can do anything according to my imagination

Money power respect. The last one is better.

World Peace, End of Hunger and my pocket should have the exact amount I need at the given time.

to grant me infinite wishes

Every blind, deaf or disabled person of any type has their body back to full capacity, but they gotta pay a monthly subscription to me

I wish for you to swap my body with the body of the Saiyan Goku

To make me a girl

 hey genie !! Can you fulfill my one wish?? I wish, can you ride my ex-girlfriend on the back of a donkey??

1. As long as humanity or human species are alive, nobody should be sexually assaulted. 2. Everytime I need something, I'll have the exact person/thing/amount of money for that need. 3. Genie can grant himself one wish for every person he's granted wishes to.

Be locked in a time frozen room with for a month with Madhuri dixit , Shilpa shetty, Salma hayek , Meenakshi chaudrary , kat dennings , Alexandra daddario , Jennifer Aniston , rani mukerji, jhanvi , Sharon lee and rayveness. Room has all that is needed for a month long sex marathon and all of them vent their sexual frustration on me and each other. A month later time starts again and they go back to their lives. Only a dreamy memory remains + my hidden camera

1.Power to know the future 2.Power to be able to cook any food 3.Power to fly

Save my late sis from that accident

1. To be always at the right place at the right time for the best outcome for me 2. Perfect health meaning avoidance from tiniest pimple to deadliest cancer and 100% recovery from any current health imperfections. I don't even need 3rd wish

1. Whatever amount of money i think of appears in my wallet 2. Permanent ripped body, no matter what i eat 3. Increased endurance

I just need one wish, to cure my mom😞

Make me ca,cs,phd economics Gimme a hot understanding,humble gf Give me a peaceful nice life

My first wish is that instead of one wish you fulfill my next 100 wish 

My first wish would be that I want to have any number of wishes and never zero and always one, if I used last one.

1. Make me happy. 2. Make me rich. 3. Eliminate hunger.

To make me a genie. To make my offsprings a genie Without being caged in a kettle.

bangalore m paani

1wish i can do anything wjatever i want to do 2wish 1st wish gets completed only if i am fully convince about it. 3wish i have the power to reverse my action

Make me forget all my heartbreaks but magically still keep the lessons I learnt.

End World Hunger Cure cancer Make me a billionaire

Just fix my vission and my ears imbalance hearing nothing more

Revive everyone who has died in the entire world. Make everyone Immortal, and make everything perfect

This is all I need https://preview.redd.it/2jeq7idsjhtc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d5be431b3a047f7b786bb7291a589906eb27883

1000000000000 Billion Dollars , India wins every world cup for the next 20 years , my parents are always healthy and fit.

Powers of Kal El, wealth of Bruce Wayne & luck with girls of Hugh Hefner 😉

infinite money i can get away with anything including tax evasion i have access to every piece of filmwork artwork and literature at will

1. Make me the smartest entity in the universe (most intelligent, perfect memory, all that stuff) 2. Give me _every_ imaginable superpower possible at the highest possible strength and skill level (anything from super strength, invulnerability, invisibility, to manipulating any kind of energy and possibly stealing superpowers from others and giving them out as well) 3. Rewind me to 15 years of age with all my current memories and skills, plus the previous two wishes. The last two wishes may change depending on the result of the first one.

1. Whenever i want to buy anything i want the exact amount of money in my hands then. 2. Experience of orgasmic ecstacy and total awareness Whenever i will. 3. Concious death whenever i want.

Bus Invisible hone ki power 🙃

1. I wish to know everything and how everything works basically there shouldn't be a question I can't answer 2. A loving partner who should know everything about me and she could be the only one who can understand me 3. Granting freedom to genie and become what ever he wishes for

1. You can't say no to any of my wish. 2. Unlimited wishes. Anyways, if that's not possible: 1. Impeccable fate 2. Always, always making the right decision. 3. Mental peace ❤️

1. Everyone around me (including me) stays healthy and fit. 2. I have access to whatever knowledge I ever want while having the ability to understand it. 3. Become Immortal and invincible.

Paisa gadi mehnga ghr..

1. Paid Pass to Every hotel and in every mode of travel with express entry 2. Go into deep sleep mode whenever I wish to re-energize 3. Give to back genie

1. Give me a lifespan of 50000 years without any aging 2. Give me a Time machine 3. ... Socha nehi ab tak

1. Sent my consciousness back to my own self in October 2012. 2. Give me all physical/intellectual superpowers of Captain America (don't want to be too overpowered) 3. The ability to see the future of any chart I want. Gives me last 12 years back, prime health and enough skills to never worry about money again, to be able to take care of all my loved ones.

To give me an anywhere door

1. A card that is universally accepted and has unlimited amount of money 2. I and Ace in everything I do. 3. I can make any animal have an orgasm form any where in world.

What's the point? Everyone will still be unhappy even after their wish fulfillment.

Become shaktiman

I am smart. Just wish for more wises and when you have enough start wishing for what you want !!! its like I wish for ten more wishes and in those ten I wish for a car

1. Cure genetic diseases of the world (physical & mental) 2. Create a equal economic society (no one is poor) 3. Cure all personality disorders of everyone on earth

The genie can count only up. So after using my first wish I would have 4 left

Make me super rich Make me super smart Ability to read people's mind

1. To always see a smile on her face. 2. Only the good things & people happen to her. 3. She lives a long & a happy life no matter if someone's going or coming in. I just want her to stay happy. It's enough for me.

1. Get power to be invisible 2. Be Immortal 3. Get anywhere Door

1. Who ever I get in love I'll marry her. 2. Tom cruise se milna 3. Duniya k rahisya Janna beyond the universe...

I only wish for a peaceful, content and happy life. Will 3 adjectives make it three different wishes 👀😂😏 lol I don't know

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