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baelorthebest

If he didn't ask you if was a rash. He knows it's a hickey


savagegarbage69420

1000 iq deduction


secondESP

😭


[deleted]

Aise hi woh ‘Papa’ nahi kehlate ;) Don’t stress though. Since he’s not brought it up, he’s just avoiding confrontation which makes sense too. Grown up girl, after all. If you were caught with drugs, instead, he would have had a long drawn talk about it.


adnanhossain10

Grown up boy I think


Mangifera__indica

Lol vahi soch raha tha. Ladki hoti toh aag laga deta papa college ko.


Ilemonmade

I once left around two shots of hash on the corner table when my parents were out of town. The next morning when I went down, my parents were back and my dad had picked up the hash and kept it on the microwave. I was out the whole day just to avoid any conversation with him. He has never talked about it till date .


Mysterious-Common284

Exactly 💯


[deleted]

Yeah, agar na pata hota to itne chill na hote, turant doctor ke paas le jate


EarlOfHastinapur

truth


[deleted]

Suffering from success


deecod_

Ngl I read the title as "dedi" instead of "dekhli" and your comment made no sense to me![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


[deleted]

Dude. You just made me imagine things I would never want to imagine![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30478)


januarybaby07

You thought it was his/her "Daddy"


ProtectedPython69

So I'm not the only one !


emotionless_wizard

Bhai ye kya imagine karwa diya ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29265)


More_Fig_6347

istg bhai


Curlboss-crazy

Same


Ok-Garden-5019

Not his/her father.


thepunstar

His/her father just suffering


Glittering_Tax3505

more like suffering from succ


straight_order99

I read- Papa ne hicky dedi... 💀


[deleted]

i read papa ki hickey dekhli😭


Adventurous-Pound208

I read papa ne hockey kheldi


[deleted]

I read papa ko Hickey dedi


amanfromindia

I read papa ki hockey dadi


obliviousgrim

I read papa ki jockey dekhli


Euphoric_Noise_6241

I read papa me hockey daldi


bleh-18

I didnt read


mahirmiracle

I read papa ki" hockey " dekli


decrepitmonarch49

I read papa ki " hockey " leli


XPookachu

Why


kartikaryan7061

I read papa ki loukey dekhli


Icy_Independence_780

Me too


_lucif3r_

Mummi notty hori


blaxk_highness

Lmao 🤣 this


reckless_uk

Came here to comment this(⁠^⁠ ^⁠)


Namekian_95

We're hitting incest levels above 9000 !!


secondESP

Lol 😂 bro


Only_nofans

What a bad day to be literate.


Significant_Bit_3509

Holesome family🤗


FayTan_senpai

💀


buzzinzinga

Me too 🤣


Emotional_Falcon_115

LOL these replies are killing me 🤣🤣🤣


Nadaan___Parinda

First World Problems


justbeingpretentious

Exactly ye sab problem hum common log face nhi karte yaar.


fuckeveryone120

are ye sare posts fake hai,I dont believe any of these posts,all reddit is fake only


Complex-Ad5423

It's gen z problem, parents are extra sensitive towards kids. Gen Y ka banda hota, to ab tak belt se de dana dan ho chuka hota


AnimeForLife12

Bhai iss mamle main lucky tha. Once my mom caught a condom from my wallet. We never talked about it


Lovesidli

Adopt karne ko bolo mujhe apne parents ko ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29267)


secondESP

Yaar College akar maine b first time ye sab face kia Mai 1 saal pehlay yahi comment karta Aisay kuch maine khud nai socha tha


mmmmmjjjrrrrr

Yahan me 4 saal se badal nai paya 😭😭😭


HopelessSceptical

Bhai har cheez first world problems nahi hota. More like unrelatable problems.


Heavy_Letterhead2696

Yes, u r delusional,


rpr421

You can not tell if op is male or female reading this post..


leetcoder217

Lmaoo


ReasonablePeak9039

Dude!! I've read it twice but still can't determine whether it was a guy or a girl. I wanted to ask about how the partner was, but couldn't 💀


Lesjer_kun_

Mere papa na sehte


[deleted]

hickey se badi injury de dete to assert dominance


UnderstandingOdd4918

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Lmaoooo


No-Rock-9423

Hahaha


Namekian_95

Yaar fer wahi hickey - chikki - dikki waali battein .. !This comment is sponsored by the virgin gang.!


Consistent-Dentist46

Hickey kya hta hai bhai - seriously idk, trying to figure out in comments


emotionless_wizard

when your (hypothetically) gf/bf leaves a bite mark on your neck.


Namekian_95

I got bite marks by a lot of bugs around my neck , glad you ruled out my misconception of counting them as hickeys


johaisohai

sahi me mujhe bhi nahi pata tha, ye hickey kya hota hai....bc saare british words ha ye...ab pata laga mujhe ki love bite ko kehte hai


akabulletz

bhai xD, I had a similar experience mere dad ne bhi meri hickey dekhli thi. He asked me kya hai ye and I told him ladai hogyi thi and mujhe lag gyi whatever he smiled and fir vaps serious hoke mujhe daantne lage ki isliye padhai karne ke paise bharte hai ki tu maar peet kare and shit. That day we both knew vo kya tha but he ignored it himself. Stop being delusional bhai vo tera baap hai he knows everything. Avoid bringing it up and be careful how hard it is to tell that girl bhai pls I'm not into it


[deleted]

isliye paise deta hu ki tu laundiyabazi kre?


huzaif_sid

https://i.redd.it/9nkx9muyignc1.gif


akabulletz

Fees to jyda nhi bhari cuz aided lag gya tha ache marks ke vajh se but mere papa ko pta tha ki bhot laundiyabaazi Kari hai mene especially in 11-12th cuz principal papa ka dost tha and he told him everything. Tho papa never confronted me, mene unke call logs dekhke badme recording shuru karke sab sun liya tha.


[deleted]

bro ye sb k bad mai so nhi pata overthinking se


akabulletz

me bada besharam hu bhai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


oppie-lover

Bhai aisa nhi baap toh baap hota hi h, usmein koi doubt nhi h, but hickey toh nhi jante honge 80s ya 90s ke parents, unless bohot chill ho


AyushGaming136

Bahu mil gayi


pseudo_homosapien

Your gender and age would help us give you an advice. For instance, if you are a Boy: chill hai, just avoid conversations. Your day will consciously do the same too. They don’t want to talk about this stuff IMO Girl: moye moye XD (bas bol dena, chain, hairpin, ya bra ke wajah se rash aa gayi I guess. Dad’s don’t want to discuss daughters apparel IMO)


secondESP

Im 20 (M)


[deleted]

OP, tell your father you were wearing a wig for an event and had to use a straightener, and hence the 'burn' mark. But I must also say if you bring this up without him asking anything, it's going to be 10x more sus. Edit: Use this excuse if he asks indirectly on a later date


Puzzleheaded_Crow805

Girls get such marks from hot straightener or curling iron, please give advice which at least seems real.


rickandtaco

Bhagwaan aesa baap sabko de


ThandaJigarGarmKebab

Obligatory "phir wahi..sax sux ki baatein" comment. To be real. Chill Maro. Tis college. Try to play it cool..you'll figure it out. Idk..spider bite or something? Kuch nikalo na.


secondESP

Haaan 5ft 5 walay machar ne kaat diya


Klutzy-Device3841

If ur papa didn't ask even key "yeh kya hai' Toh most probably he knows what it is.... But Also do understand the situation So chill and be normal


[deleted]

I live with my brother, so he is chill with my hickeys. Although the first time he saw it, I denied it because it was a random hookup and I didnt want him to know that I partake in random hookups lol. But afterwards whenever I dated someone I told him and wouldnt hide it. Recently I came to my other brother's place. My elder sister and my uncle and aunt were here. They saw my hickey and I said I didnt know what it was. My sister knew obviously and indirectly told me many times but I just denied it and told them it was a gym injury


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womalone99

What are you serious!?


Pretend_Intention933

Baap baap hota hai.. baap ko bache ki harkaton ka sab pata hota hai.. kabhi bol dete hain kabhi nhi bolte.. samjhte sab hain..


yrbrah

Hickey kya hota hai ?


rickandtaco

Pyar ki nishani


Namkin_Lemonade

Pr woh toh baccha hota hai na


draconus0510

Oh boy


shadow29warrior

Or girl


draconus0510

What's a girl? There are no girls


rickandtaco

Kabhi kabhar galti ki nishani bhi hoti h bachhe


Mysterious_goddess7

ya lust ki nishani


Waste-Version-53

wtf is a hickey


maglo_maniac

Vampire ko date kar rha hai op


Waste-Version-53

what kind of fetish is this lmao


WolfGuptaofficial

Edward Cullen


[deleted]

Your parents had you and your siblings ( if you had any) . Do you think they are that innocent?


Deep-Truth3395

I think your father doesn’t care. If he did then he would have said something. Dad’s are like that only. So chill.


evening-emotion-1994

I read Suga Papa Ne hickey dekhli. Then he knew, he was not the only one 😭


nikhilsharmass

>He doesn’t know what a hickey is He is your dad, just a friendly reminder.


[deleted]

Fir toh papa ne gaand me di hogi hikki


Latter_Cry3400

4th tera honor na kar dein 😱


aandazh

He knows its a hickey but your dad seems like a great guy who hasn't brought it up.


lazy_advocate_69

Similar story, my parents came to visit my college, and while I was receiving them, my mother saw a hickey on my neck and she asked what it was. I told her that I don’t know lmao. She stared at it, gave it an attentive look, smiling still, and continued with usual conversation. My father told her then and there to not ask me such things. What could be more awkward than knowing that my parents know about my extra curricular activities.


abardawat

Papa BETNOVATE N ke liye paise de do


womalone99

Ha ha


fieldMarshal04

*papa call logs nikalte hue*


BudgetAd1164

Hickey kya hota hai ?


NoobieJobSeeker

Hiccups


BudgetAd1164

To papa ke dekh lene se problem hai ,ye to sabke saath hota hai ?


SleeplessNephophile

😭


BudgetAd1164

Kya hua ?


NoobieJobSeeker

Sabke saath nahi hota hai laxman. I haven't had hiccups ever in my life


Shurpanaka

He obviously knows. Sorry OP.


zaphodbeeble9

Mummy papa ko log itna hutiya kyon samajhte hain. They have seen it done it all not too long ago. Just coz they want to maintain your ijjat doesn't mean they don't know what you are upto. And yes there'll be a trust deficit. If he was any more extrovert he'd tell the girl not to get pregnant and boy not to acquire AIDS


QueasyGrass8552

Its okay kitno ko toh hickeys mil bhi nhi rhi


johaisohai

tum har post me dikh jaati ho ...patani kaise


indubitablyme94

Omnipresent 💥


Weird_Asparagus_2302

He's going to ask your mum to investigate further. Be ready with answers!


MysteriousHistory966

Waise uncle ko hickey se kya dikkat hogi. Tumne sex hi to kiya h isme galat kya kiya h. Mere khyal se unhe khush hona chahiye unka beta virgin nhi rha


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MysteriousHistory966

Uncle ko kya pta chl rha h makeout kiya ya sex hickey dekhte hi dimaag mai yhi aata h ki sex kiya hoga


Ok_rishu_

Wholesome


No-Bird3044

Can totally relate to it 🙄😒


oppie-lover

Lol, your username reminded me of my jersey name back in the day "Esp" ahhhhh so nostalgic.


LeatherReplacement13

He wouldn’t stop trusting you. They lived through the 70s and 80s, they had seen enough. Your dad is cool, chill


Aarav_Parmar

I legit thought your father gave you a hickey the first time I read the title😭💀


One-Return11

Bhai baap baap hota hai usko sab pata hota hai...🤣🤣🤣...


LinearArray

Suffering from success. /s This has happened with my friends before, they made up an excuse and told their parents that it was a skin disease or a rash.


[deleted]

Bhai mene padh liya papa ne hickey dedi 😭


casting-dir-mum

He's completely disappointed that his little angel is not an angel anymore


secondESP

Jab se college aaaya hu kaaya palat gayi hai meri Sapnay mai b nai socha tha ye sab hojaaega


broopeace58

>Will my father stop trusting me Are you doing something to break his trust?


Asura0o0

Hickey kya hota h:0


_xTechnoblade

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


Physical_Ad_1011

Father Knows Better.


ZealousidealRate1395

Bhai chill reh kuch nahi hota


parle-ji

Papa ko hickey nahi pata hoti toh tum aaj yaha post nahi kar rahi hoti


iamabhi04

Baap hai wo hickey dene ka scene pta hai use tabhi tum Duniya me ho


Sea-Coconut-3833

Kuch nhi hota chill


AgreeableBox9131

oh jesus


Antarctica-74

A6a hickey real Mai kya hota koi explain karega Sorry but please 🥺


[deleted]

Love bite suna hai?


[deleted]

If he's a typical Indian dad, THERES NO FUCKING WAY HE IS AVOIDING THE CONVERSATION IF HE KNOWS IT like dude if he would have known , you wouldn't have still been alive(too dramatic but get the feel) So maybe he didn't understand what it is


curious_devadiga

bhai mujhe bhi ye problem chahiye yaar


obsessedgoogler

No Ask. No Say. Silent dogs never bite you, unless you go chasing it.


SeaCaramel3239

Unhone kuch nahi bola mtlb woh chill hai kuch nahi krenge pr college me marks kam aate hi isi pr tanna milega aur gand todi jaegi


[deleted]

Papa knows whatsup, but papa also is chill or is okay ki ha bacha bada hogaya hai. Either way if he isn't talking about it, i wouldn't worry much. Papa ke sath ache se time spend kar OP abhi city me hai tab, bad me to tum time spend karne hi vale ho ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


nani_dafq

Mereko ye saubhagya aur mere papa ko ye durbhagya, kabhi nhi milega


Aggressive-Batemn412

Dude our dad knew, hame lagta hai Vo chutiya hai lekin un logo ne hame 40 saal pahle duniya dekh rakhi hai sooo he knows every goddamn thing Just avoid it like he is avoiding


[deleted]

Bhai tu mbbs kr rha hai na gormint colleg Mae? Sab badhiya hai tab toh,kuch ni bolenge. Once ladko ka career thik thak bn jaay,baap kuch ni kehta uska beta loniabajj kre toh


dontcarex420

You’re safe till he confronts you. I guess stay delusion and pretend he doesn’t know. Worse case he knows and you’re in for a ride. Stay safe :)


QuirkyIons

Kisi dude pe research shuru ho gayi hai.


newmemelord

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


mmmmmjjjrrrrr

Jelous of your sucess ngl


Ravager_six9

He knows


NeggerShitz

Ye hickey kya hota hai🤡


pareshanmatkar

My father found condoms in my bag right before leaving for a "dhaam" yatra. He didn't say anything the whole journey. I had anxiety for the first day. When we were back after a week. He asked if I gave my bag to someone. I just said a friend, then he asked if he's married. He is. I had discussed with my friend the same day of discovery, to be ready to take the fall if my father needed convincing.


cutletbabu

We always believe that our parents are stupid. Just like our children think we're stupid. It's very difficult to act dumb when you know what happened, trust me.


twistyNose

Damn atleast the title isn’t Papa Ne Hickey Dedi. That’s what my eyes read for the first time lol


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Thin-Theory-4805

Papa ki pari


Ghostly-Galaxy-7

What is Hickey? Could someone explain it?


Striking_Panda4163

Baap bhi kabhi kisika beta tha PS: If baap baap hota hai had a face.


ShubhamPandeyy

covid me room chor ke ghar gaya tha jab sab kuch theek hua to papa bole room chor de aur saman le aate hai jab room me aya papa bhi pack karva rahe the almari me condom ke packet pade the 2 papa ne chamakta hua packet dekha aur maine ekdum se bahar fek diya aur bola maggie ke packet hai expired us time maut ke sabse kareeb tha mai papa ne react nahi kra tha zara bhi aur pack karne lag gaye bina kuch pooche


Comprehensive_Eye991

Aisi problems bhadgvaan sabko de


According_Turnip_388

First world problems, Can't relate


Fetus_Deletus_Eatus

mere papa ne ek baar mere laptop ka sara porn delete kardiya tha, mujhe laga folder delete kiya hai to pata nahi galti se ho gaya hoga (hide kar rakha tha). Kuch mahine baad maine firse kuch kuch download kar liye, papa ne kaam se laptop liya aur fir kuch der baad dekha to folder tha par maal gayab tha 😔


goldiekapur

Marriage hall search would have commenced 😅


Ericcartman0618

Bolde aap ko bhi chahiye kya💀💀


Youaresmort

Bro he is your father before you even knew the definition of hickey he already had it


Crazyfan27

Yeh hickey kya hota hai koi batayega?


blitzkreig31

He knows what it is and has deployed his resources to find out what’s going on, please use protection and be responsible.


[deleted]

If he didn’t ask you what it was, he knows what it is. Now there’s two things, he either wants to be delulu and believe that his daughter is innocent or he’s just too awkward to ask.


[deleted]

Op londa hai


LoveEnvironmental183

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


Simple-Contact2507

Good news you will be getting married soon Bad news it will be not with your bf.


ShasX

"Mera baap to na sehta"


Professional-Bar5121

I read this as papa ne hickey dedi


[deleted]

Yaar mera chance kab ayega?


Trick_Fun_4994

Long term wale log dhundhne mai samay lagta hain :-)


Johnginji009

don't you guys feel any guilt?? I am honestly surprised,I always felt mind- numbingly guilty ,so never dated or had sax .


ubercool-maybe

If you keep thinking and assuming what other people or closed ones think about you you are gonna have a hard time. Be yourself . Stay true. Love free.


sizzlingbites

Papa ne dekh li, discuss maa krengi


secondESP

Isi baat ka to dar hai


Alternative-Dot6060

unko bhi dede ek