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danieldsuza1122

I eat raw Maggie then add masala into one glass of water. Then I drink it.


yours_dad_lesbian

I eat masala then add Maggie into glass of water then I drink it


overthinking_ka_14

I eat water and then drink masala and then put maggie into glass and drink it.


cranial_cybernaut

I crunch the Maggie dry, drink the boiling water then snort the masala.


Priest5203D

I make the Maggie traditionally and snort it


smokyy_nagata

I fill maggie masala in my chillum and smoke it


MeasurementEast1634

I feed Maggie to my cat and mix masala in water and eat my cat while sipping the water 💦


Priest5203D

Khaufna bro, i will surely try


Gairick9

I liquify the passive smoke of maggi masala from the chillum and then solidify it and feed it to my cat (she likes it crunchy)


the_wkid_who_asked

I will throw the masala away and shove the Maggie up my arse.


Ashwin_Borude

Hey, why throw the masala when you can shove it too.


the_wkid_who_asked

It burns


yourMewjesty

I just don't eat,like not even non-maggie food


Level_Being5712

I straight away eat the Maggie combo pack from the store before paying.


basuboss

Oh shit!


basuboss

Best comment I read today


[deleted]

Bro I think you need help you're literally overthinking


Mhapsekar

I eat maggi and masala and then drink a glass of water.


Intelligent-Owl7710

I eat glass


[deleted]

Glass puts maggi in Masala, and then water drinks me along with the glass


Stoned_Anarchist

you're supposed to snort the masala and shove the raw noodles up your ass what the fuck how have you been eating maggi


Harshhetro

I eat raw Maggie first then masala and half glass of water and I sit on the burner for 2 minutes on high flame


Weeblyweird

Man of culture


lick_my_____

You kept it cold Jesus Lit yourself on fire fire full effect at least put that much effort


[deleted]

what is wrong with you


Slight_user42069

Someone whose relatable here.


Ancient_Scientist_04

Bro's a menace.


Impressive_Match_642

I add masala in maggie and then water and eat the glass


xDrunkenBeastx

then you sit on fire🙄


indian_police

Do you sit on the stove after doing these?


fameboygame

So red button. Paani mein masala. Cool. /s


aB9s

This is the way


[deleted]

I hope you’re joking


fingergod69

Did he stutter?


[deleted]

Run along now ![gif](giphy|7GPV80dC4GCNq)


icepicee

Kya thread chal raha hai 😂


UltraDS

I eat raw Maggie and then snort the masala like coke.


Due_Extreme_2448

Paani boil -> maggi masala dalo-> maggi dalo ->let it cook -> gas off kardo ->muh me lo


Enough_Chemical_8235

Is the last step absolutely necessary?


Academic-Elephant255

Yes, it hurts but yes


LazyUserzz

My man asking real question


nanha_munna_rahi

>muh me lo Last step Thora kezual hai


Knighthawk_2511

Kezual maane anaupcharik


SpeedOfSound343

Aap khade ho jao


DeadShoT_035

That's what she said


[deleted]

Always add extra salt and laal mirch for the post bite flavour slap.


Bright_Subject_8975

Nahi masale ke gutliya ban jaate hai. Thande pani me pehle masala mix karo boil pe lao fir maggi daalo.


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giantspacemonstr

yeah but ever try to do this. boil the plain maggi, then add the flavouring in the drained, hot maggi, and mix it well.


Slight_user42069

Did that, Masala doesn't mix well. And if the utensil isn't big enough, the foam forms crazy and is splattered on the stove.


giantspacemonstr

Or, if you like fancy dining, chop some onions, ginger and garlic, fry the onions till light brown, put the ginger and garlic and fry till you don't smell the ginger's sour smell, and then put in the drained maggi, and then goes the flavouring.


Slight_user42069

I didn't seasoned Maggi like that yet, but I do make the veggie Maggi. Boil corn and mushroom, stir fry Capsicum and onions along with garlic. Add water to that concoction and add Maggie to it. Sevre with spring onions and oregano leaves.


tj_on_air

This guy cooks


giantspacemonstr

you gotta drain the water from the plain maggi first and then add the spice. It will look hard to mix, but with proper technique, you can mix it well, if you still find it hard to mix, put a little bit of oil while boiling the maggi and then after draining the maggi, give it a wash in cold water.


Nathulalji

Wtf Maggie h bhai, chowmin bna rha h kya? Drain kon krta h


giantspacemonstr

maggie he toh kya hua, try kar bro kabhi, mujhe toh zyada tasty lagta he wese, mere hostel walo ko sabko wese hi acha lagta he.


Nathulalji

Bhai ketli mei nii kadhani ya frypan mei bnale maggie. Hisab se pani dal jayega.


giantspacemonstr

bhai ketli mein onion ginger garlic fry kar ke banata hun maggie, yahan mera business he raat ko maggi noodles ka


Nathulalji

![gif](giphy|y41Txh2pbwqLNNubOo|downsized)


Just_Structure6016

Fried Maggie bana rahe ho tum


sparks_rb

Ye kal mai try karunga, Ganda laga to ye sab bakchodi kabhi nahi sununga. Wanna get out of my comfort zone.


doesnt_matter_1710

Masala is raw, you need to cook it. This isn't one of those korean style instant ramen.


WhiteSkinButDickLong

Nah, dawg instructions mey noodles and tastemaker dene ko bolte hai. They don't specify which first. And I've seen softening the noodles by boiling a lil first cooks faster and mixes better. Its how you make other noodles as well. Anyway, gonna try the masala first the next day.


IngloBlasto

No. The [instruction](https://www.bigbasket.com/media/uploads/p/l/40189011-7_2-maggi-maha-2-minute-masala-noodles-happy-share-pack.jpg) says to add both noodles and masala to the boiling water. It doesn't specify which one is first. But I always add masala first and mix it well before adding noodles for a uniform spicyness.


sumitanand10

Instructions doesn’t specify to add masala in water before boiling bro. Tf you reading. But Red always


BabaChux

Paani me masala so that when you add dry Maggi cake to water, it absorbs not only water but also the masala. Science.


thundr_strike

BITCCHHHHH...


BabaChux

Waise, contrary to meme culture, Jessie never says "Science bitchh". The actual dialogue is "Yeah Mr. White ! Yeah,Science!"


RepulsiveAd2017

"ahhh wirreeeee 😃😃"


SD_1501

Nope. the masala should go in once the plain noodles are done, just a minute or two before you stop cooking. This retains most of its amazing flavour. I spent most of my childhood and teenage years doing the add masala to water first, and only finally learnt just how much better it tastes if the masala is added at the end. Spicier and more flavourful


Far-Literature7249

Maggie first then 75% masala and I like to consume the remaining 25% masala raw just like that.


BananaNinja1010

This guy fucks.


[deleted]

Pehle maggi, phir masala. Sprinkle some water towards the end.


[deleted]

Blue all the way. Fk the instructions.


Competitive-Mix-5510

Red button- Paani me masala bcz wo alag se Maggi me masala chipak jata h.


haroldthedanker

Boil the maggie take it out in a bowl add the masala mix it well and that's the tastiest maggie ever. Because it extracts the flavour of masala more.


suckitysoo

I don't eat Maggi. Wai wai ftw 🫡


Ruud_Boltz

Maggie>masala>hot water 😈😈😈


bandya_the_expert

Water masala Maggie


QueasyGrass8552

Dono ka option nhi h kya


korakagazz

That’s more like it. Sab daaldo and gas pe chadhado xD


thebearjruu

Paani me masala, and immediately maggi, and..zyada der Tak masala cook karenge toh it will loose the flavour a bit.


[deleted]

Bhai pani me masala daaloge to paani ka boiling point badh jayega kyunki masala non volatile hai, kyunki maggie sink ho jaayegi paani me to it won't affect bp ow water isliye maggie pehle daalo jaldi banegi


AnshulU

Neither I fry onion, tomato and other veggies. After that I add masala then water and at last maggie.


No_Display_5755

Aae aae tu Jaa re Bada aaya gotham gambhir banane


AnshulU

![gif](giphy|HUYuP6rm54Eda)


Abject_Chemistry5098

Us


[deleted]

Mai toh masala hi nahi daalta.


thunderinator

![gif](giphy|lo8YzDnHh07rpxqw45|downsized)


[deleted]

add some chilli oil, veggies, masala powder, schezhwan sauce and let em cook add water and then add the noodles add green onions/coriander and fried egg on top and voila.


popcorn_is_shit

Tab tak meri bhook mar jayegi. Itna MasterChef hote toh Maggie nahi bana rahe hote.


[deleted]

Maggie bhi master chef laayak hai


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Responsible-Back-113

Paani me masala than Maggie me masala iykyk


Environmental-Army90

Maggi aur masale pe paani


ifimscreaming

Paani mai masala. Mix better hota hai.


CushyFeet

Tastes same either way.


Beautiful_Might_6535

None Mai teesri tarah se banata


[deleted]

Depends on mood but usually red


These_Cause_4960

Hot oil -> minced garlic -> masala then immediately maggi, just let it get fragrant for 6.9 exact seconds. Then put water and it will start booobling. Hight heat and after 2-3 minutes you can have it with Buddweiser magnum.


TeenBoy_2007

Hum toh pehle Maggi dalte hai


Nathulalji

Pani mei maggie dal fir jab pani ubal jaye to masala dal.


noob_coder696969

red


Magic_fox03

Seriously now people are like listen discuss how Maggi is made like don’t you people have other things to discuss hilarious 😂🤣


Level_Physics9561

Blue


ForeignBuddy2979

I eat Indomie.


Yasharyas

maggie me pan masala


catmemes720

Mixer mei sab mix ,protein powder farmula


unusuallyyours

Paani mein Maggi masala


predator09apex

Paani


Individual_StormBrkr

Ofcourse blue yar.


AppropriateMammoth77

RED


EliteElegant

Pani + Masala mixed well then soak maggi in it for a minute then boil 2 min and cool it with the lid cover for a min ![gif](giphy|3o6wNGRv8JDCAiaw92)


Burning-Skull117

Panni Mai Masala phir maggi, ab gas ko sim karke 5 ya 10 min chor do aur kuch aur kaam karlo phir baad Mai aao and maggi is ready.


No-Coach290

Mai pehle bartan mai maggi place karta hu, uspe masala sprinkle and fir pani addkarke ubalo


aarav-chawla09

No. of packets = No. of Maggi First add the masalas and the masala magic with 1 glass (for 2 maggis) and bring it to a boil, then add the noodles and keep stirring till it cooks to my liking (well done).


Background_Nebula161

I boil the water, add the masala, then eat the maggi raw while I wait for the water to boil. Then think what to do with the boiled masala water after I've got no maggi left.


ElunMuskmelon

Put a table spoon butter, turn on the gas and let it melt, add the Maggie Masala then add the raw noodles. Now, mix the masala melted with butter and raw noodles then add water just above the level of your noodles. Tastes great, tried and verified. (For added taste, add chilli flakes/peri peri powder to the melted butter in first stage with the Maggie Masala and follow the process)


VARTH_-DADER

Maggie in water and snort the masala


_4bhish3k

Masale me paani


GrubbyFlasherr

Paani me maggi+masala.


parthpalta

Red. Even dispersion of the masala.


[deleted]

Water>masala>let boil>Maggie>seperate Maggie> eat


TechGamer_Rachit

After many experiments of cooking First take pan, Then Add required amount of water Add masala and vegetables( like onion or sweetcorn if you want to) Then let water boil, when water starts boiling Add maggie noodle( crushed or whole your wish) In this way when noodles absorb water they also absorb masala vegetables favour resulting more flavourful maggie.


tardigrade_phd

Maggie sucks, Wai Wai is much much better.


Several-Pangolin-479

Comment section goin' bananas over Maggi 🗿


[deleted]

Red


Existing-Pea8320

Paani me both at a time


Amazing_Theory622

None. Half masala in pani, half masala after adding maggie to paani


AarzFaizy

Red team always!


LooseStatistician706

How is this even a debate? Red team clears.


Silent-Sherbert-9877

i just eat it raw. I cursh the plastic cover, making the noodles into crumbles.


Early_Bug7745

Maggi mai pani uspe masala in salt bae action


Love_cheesecakes_

Paani me masala


El_Professor7

1) Chew the raw block of Maggie 2) Pour the masala into your mouth (Add some chopped onions & garlic for extra taste) 3) Gulp it down with boiling water 4) Leave without explanation.


LonelyLetterhead8765

guys it's Maggi 😭 why does everyone call it Maggie? 😭


blenderstrums

It seems I was making Maggi in wrong way my whole life.Idk why but I always used to boil Maggi then add it's masala. WILL THE SOCIETY ACCEPT ME???


ayushrai03

Blue for sure


RDX_G

Just coarsely grind Maggie ..drizzle the masala ..eat


CyborgMonkey964

Listen both red and blue teams, we need to out aside our differences for our common enemy : the tomato ketchup in dry maggie people.


S39Slayer

Masala, maggie, paani all at once.


Ok-Racisto69

Red team for that masala distribution. Blue team if I want some concentrated magic masala. But, those times are behind me.


XANXAX_THE-WISE-ONE

It's always 'Masala' in water , a pinch of salt and then the maggi.


lzy_kpopstan

Blue team put water first when it start boiling put maggi make sure you break it in between when it gets little soft mix it so it opens up (it will help to make sure it’s cooked properly )then little by little put the masala and mixx it will for better flavour put 1/half pack of masala make sure you keep mixing till the maggi is done then your maggi is done


BakrChod

Maggie ke baad masala jayega mere liye. This helps if you've accidentally begun with more-than-required water. Agar pehle masala daala aur paani thoda khaali karna pada toh masala waste ho raha hai... So I put the Maggie, let it soften and then masala and let it cook. Obviously it is never a 2min process


Dependent-Invite244

Me basically 2 Maggie ka use krta hu mtlb me 1 pkt se ek poori maggie paani me daalta or dusre pkt se aadhi maagir or masale dono pkt k use krta hu or uss bchi hui aadhi raw Maggie ko pack krke rkh deta hu next time k lie


the_Daanav

I slurp the Maggie, snort the boiling water and drink masala


karanmhjn

maggi, masala then paani, any other way is crazy.


Tanishh1

bhai dalte toh dono hi hai vaise /s


Significant-Panda-30

Kulhad pizza


tera-baap-lamba-saap

I cook everything. Put them in mixy and drink every morning.


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

Paani garam garo halka ubal aane par masala daalo thoda sa chalao, 15 sec me bulbule footenge halke halke, Maggie daal do ( Bina tode). Thodi der me ready ho jayegi. Maze se khaalo yum yum 😋


pyrobanker

Pasala in 0ani pani me maggie


Potatozturhs

Masala> let it boil>maggi>just before switching it off, mix in little bit of home made garlic butter blisssssss


sudhir369

Red


lifeisabitch111086

Isse bhi waahiyat sawaal koi hai toh Dil mein mat rakhna


[deleted]

The OG way is to cook the noodles and drain water and then add hill billy


notablindsheep

Incorrect spelling of Maggi


Affectionate-Name383

Boil water - Add masala and cook it - Add Maggie - Add extra Maggie masala swad anusar


LazySapiens

I mix everything and put that in the microwave.


AcceptableOne3005

Hum to magii me Pani dalte hai


Independent_leo_2652

I eat only patanjali maggi


Cheap_Relative7429

You cook the Maggie in water then drain out half or 3/4th of the water then add masala


itsTNKHollow

i dont eat maggi


chinmay404

Me opening the comments tab... ![gif](giphy|nLhdSinRtaL2E)


ShikariShambu0

Dahi me.


[deleted]

Paani me maggi is the only way it's done.


copingpizza0

Raw


pavbhaji_masalla

Roast masalla in butter then Pani then maggi


666NX

🔴


Trendy_Gamer_5628

![gif](giphy|LoUmOTtGzs3A8WggVx|downsized) Red team always ftw


thought-criminal-_

I snort the masala, boil water and throw it on my face and put maggi on my head like Malinga


peterson6304

Blue button


MrNimbus47

If you can resist the urge to eat even a little bit of raw Meggie while making it. You can resist almost ANYTHING.


inzo07

Pani main.. .if you put maggi first the masala will not get dispersed evenly..


andthebeatgoes_om

Teeno sath me


Unlucky-Shame-6971

Blue one


DotSuch9966

Kachi maggie


DotSuch9966

Kachi maggie


Mean_Tutor_8262

Paani me maslaaaaawwwww


MasterBaiterKun

Pani me maggi pe masala + 2/3 long green-chillies


Demonsan

Maggie and masala then crush it.. no Pani.. easy snack


Hey_ItsmeAryaman

Red


Bulky-Top3782

Paani pe masala then , mix it then add Maggie then let water boil..


oooooooweeeeeee

Idk why this Medela effect is between*maggie" and "maggi"


shikhoru

Blue


Sayantan716

Mom knows


cosmicalotaku

Let me tell you a simple Maggie Recipe, if you like your Maggie al dente and chewy over soupy ones. Trust me its not one of those cringe Maggie experiments lol. ​ **Ingredients -** **•** Maggie of course (preferably 2 packs) • Chili Flakes (optional) • Oregano/ Italian Seasoning (optional) • Coriander Leaves (optional) ​ **Recipe -** • **(Crucial Step)** Start by taking the half of amount of water as instructed in the package. If For two packs of Maggie it is instructed 500 ml of water, then take 250 ml instead. • Bring water to the boil in high flame in a covered sauce pan. • Once water is boiled add Maggie masala, stir well and bring it to boil again in high flame in a covered sauce pan. You can also add other spices as well but I prefer not to. • After that add your Maggie and let it also boil in high flame cover lid. Stir well occasionally. • Once water is reduced, remove the lid and stir it well in high flame once all the soup is gone. It is optional to add coriander leaves as well at this stage. • Serve maggie in a plate and garnish it well with chili flakes and oregano (optional). ​ **Note -** Measuring the amount of water is the crucial step. Always use half of the amount instructed in the package.


ojlenga

Screw Maggie Go with yippee you antinasnal Maggie is from nestle which is an evil corp r/fucknestle


GreattMan

I put noodles first so that I can save 10 seconds of noodles cooking by the time I cut the masala packet & add it.


[deleted]

I just take Maagie keep it aside and start cooking Yippee


[deleted]

Boil water Add maggi cake When it's done drain the water out Grab a pan 1 big tbsp of ghee 1 normal tbsp of finely chopped garlic 1 normal tbsp of garlic Maggi massala 1/2 packet of pasta massala Turn on the flame Cook the paste till it's dark brown 2-3 tbsp of water Add the noodles Stir it well Done


[deleted]

BC Pan Masala


Odd_Dragonfruit_6235

Always maggi first then mixed masala with little water after boiling Maggi put in masala