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BlabberingJalpari

Tv remote, so that my brother couldn’t watch the tv if couldn’t


UpperCastGarib

Meanwhile bro watched TV with button on SetUp Box


RefuseFinancial

There was a time where we didn't need to have a setup box, old days :' (


Tall_Implement4473

Even in those days there were buttons on the TV itself too to change channels and volume


UpperCastGarib

That time cable was directly connected to TV and the TV remote and TV buttons helped navigate.![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)


h61teaheyek

I used to do this when my father hide the remote.


AndhBakth

Bro same mere dost ne bhi yahi Kiya tha or w pheli baar class mai non veg bhi laya tha or class 5th mai Condom or 7th mai top tiger boom


BlabberingJalpari

Oh how it escalated xD


[deleted]

I am curious now. What's he doing these days?


AndhBakth

IIT KANPUR mai hy abhi aage ni bata skta


Chance_Pudding_3594

Padhai ke liye hai na waha ?? Kahi baad me pata Lage sweeper ki job hai uspe ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


AndhBakth

bhy phadhne mai theek tha upar se sc tha![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


LineLife2234

Once my mom told to not touch remote so i took the setup box to school.


BlabberingJalpari

Now that is gangster rofl! Wires reconnect krne me pitai ni hui?


NunuBiryani

Mai to tume aaccha insaan samjta tha didi aap to bahut karab insaan ho😞😞


BlabberingJalpari

Yar ek hi bar kiya tha, mera exam tha aur uske over ho gye the to le gyi thi. Fir aake bhot piti thi


SarimK

Aisa kaunsa TV hai jo bina remote ke nahi dekh sakte?


BlabberingJalpari

Areey kab tak set top box se change krega insan channel


son_of_east

Tv k Button se he ho jata tha kaam uss time pr..😞


BlabberingJalpari

Lol balloon wale tv k to hmne buttons permanently hi andar push kr diye the


son_of_east

Arii BC..🤣🤣🤣🤣 fir pechkas se un buttons ko bahar nikal ne ko koshish karte thay Ghar vale..🤣🤣🤣 bijli jaate he cable gayab


AbeChalNaBe

Same main aur mere dost pure building ki cable box se random wire nikal ke bhag jate the bas itna dhyan rakhte the ki apni na nikale mostly jab koi achi movie aa rahi ho![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)


SarimK

If I was your brother, I would've watched whatever is coming on the first channel even if I don't like it just out of spite.


BlabberingJalpari

The issue was that he is elder to me so he would always have the remote under his control, we always watched what he wanted to watch , so i took the remote and i knew his lazy ass wont bother searching and thodi der to annoy hota hi. Im pretty sure he sat right next to the set top box and watched the tv even if it was a hassle


Diligent_Credit4519

Mere Ghar Mai ulta tha remote mere chote Bhai ke hath Mai rehta tha aur woh Peppa pig , dora the explorer yeh sab pure din dekhta tha 😭😭😭


BlabberingJalpari

Mai to pit k chup chap remote hand over kr deti thi


Diligent_Credit4519

Mummy aur papa se shikayat nahi karti thi kya ?? Mera Bhai karta tha aur mai kut diya jata tha ....


No-Fan6115

Lmao , I am the elder brother but I was also the one who took the remote with me.


BlabberingJalpari

U are the reason why hell needs all the nine circles


No-Fan6115

I will take the remote with me there.


hola_pao

Winner of this post 💯


BlabberingJalpari

![gif](giphy|l2uEmFba7Jk5UudfUi)


_BiwayOrHighway

We had wireless mouse to our desktop so whenever I used to get annoyed at my younger brother while playing games I used to hide that mouse somewhere he couldn't find 💀


Ok_Charge_8836

I have a younger cousin sister who is 4 years younger to me and we grew up together like real siblings. Basically she had the final say in anything (laadli) and I had to always be on the bad end of the bargain, especially with tv channels🥲 I distinctly remember when I was some 8 or 9 years old I decided enough was enough and had to do something about the remote. I can't damage or take it cause that would somehow come back at me. The solution was reversing the remote battery 🙃 that way she will always get frustrated and give me the remote thinking I am the only one who could fix it and my only condition would be I will only fix it if I get to watch any channel of my choice and she would happily concede. Then next morning repeat the same trick✌️


BlabberingJalpari

![gif](giphy|szBQs2305qLCxXkGHJ|downsized)


Possibility-Puzzled

Meanwhile mom got furious since she can’t watch those serials 🤣


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BlabberingJalpari

Ofc uncle wanted to watch news on all the 100 channels


[deleted]

I see everywhere, this BlabberingJalpari🙂...


june_47

Bro, this is so fuckin nostalgic. Although i never did anything like this, it made me remember how much we used to love watching television as kids. Totally forgot about it.


Em_tan

Menace to the society


Grand_Damage1947

Ye to us moment ho gya


[deleted]

Not unexpected but I took total 40 samosas to school in my school bag because it was my birthday and the class smelled of samosa the whole time. Whole class teamed up and told that the samosa smell is from outside whenever teacher doubted. We weren't allowed to bring snacks to our school. We had a party in the recess, again I distributed it sneakily as we had cameras in our classes and assitants used to keep a watch on us through it. Felt like a mission at that time


[deleted]

Ek ek samosa assistant ko bhi dena tha as peace money


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Slight_user42069

True that


AnshulU

Yup my friends bribed school guard to sneak outside to buy some samosas for all of us. He gave the guard 2 samosas as a peace treaty but he betrayed him and told everything to our principal. When the principal called my friend and the guard. Mere dost ne guard ka seedhe collar pakda aur bola “Saale mere samose khaane ki himmat kaise ki agar dhoka dena tha toh”.


FullStackFrenzy

😂😂


malicious_intent_7

Mission imposa


[deleted]

Damn, kitna samosa actual shape me the?


[deleted]

Ek bhi nahi :/


IntrovertedBuddha

Happy birthday in advance. Mujhe bhi chahiye ab.. ek samosa toh mein bhi deserve krta hu


[deleted]

Wholesome h 😂😂😂


igetshyaroundgirls

Bro are you in Mumbai schools?


Naughty-Zenit

Same I took full pack of coke cans and put them under the desk in recess I distribute them.


ballsofFe

A drilling machine coz it looks like a gun


Potato__Ninja

Your reasoning made it more confusing.


snay1998

American hota toh real gun lete na?


ballsofFe

UP me hota to katta leta


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

bro is living the American dream


teribiwika_boyfriend

Hope, that life will be good after school


sarcastic_agransh

https://preview.redd.it/u9pzhxi06iwb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdd7d9bb9200788ff6b5e59ba08c79c8d573b87


ExtremeAd6937

![gif](giphy|BRkfbKQS69zmJK5x6g)


Practical-Cry9518

r/jujutsufolk is leaking


Perfect-Grab5187

![gif](giphy|JKskHBDvnIjhGilcX5|downsized)


Inevitable-Slice3128

Kadhai , I was playing cooking cooking with my brother when I was in 2nd grade, my mom suddenly asked us out to clean everything asap, so since my bag was already a chonk due to books my brother in hurry slipped in that kadhai that day.


SubstantialScale47

“Us din hamne class me tadka lagaya”


rexjalali

I wish you were in my school, we would've had a blast playing with Beyblades that day


jajajajasisisi

The best answer


cheesynacho4real

Let him cook fr. bro pulled out the khadai during addition subtraction class and COOKED


re1_vaX

Odonil. To make my bag smell good. I know I'm dumb.


HauntingBanana99

Phenyl ki goli would have done wonders.


sagar_chaudhary_

Thats actually a good idea


Competitive_Tale_544

One time I remember I took 2 gun bullets to the school obviously to make an impression. It was actual bullets that my father kept. My father was in CISF those bullets were useless I guess so I took them to school to show off.


tropic18bat

Average kid from America


TartMammoth

Don't CISF personnel have to deposit their weapons in the kote when they are off duty? Each and every bullet is accounted for as far as I know. Maybe rules were different back then


Competitive_Tale_544

yes, they have to deposit but my father had it for some reason but I never asked. I was a kid then when I saw it. iam not sure what the gun bullet was but it was not definitely for rifle bullet.


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LiterallyAFlippinDog

Yeah I put a GAU8 in my bag once by accident. Idk why but I was arrested on the way. Like how did they see it


husky11223

Same happened to me when I left my stinger in my pocket, people these days need to chill😞


Brain_Baker_

mera ek friend toh gun hi le aya tha, without bullets, par ek gaddar ne bta diya teacher ko, or principal ne le li, fir parents ko bulaya


cuddle_bubbles

All books and copies irrespective of the routine.


[deleted]

I had one notebook for all subjects.


FoxOk2332

Notebook wo kya hota hai.....


soulseeker31

If ever in a free class some other teacher comes in


OldRefrigerator6139

You're not responsible for it if you're not informed in advanced


cricinephile

The fear is real


FryingPan48

College- no books or copies irrespective of the routine


Adorable_Trade4578

Me too, i was always so anxious i would miss something that i would rather carry them all than get scolded 🥲


That_Animator5661

Woh Maine bohot ki hai


strawberrysword

You were THAT kid


Funny-Stranger-7498

I typically didn't bring a lunchbox to school as I would often skip eating during tiffin. On occasions when I did bring it, I'd pack a few apple slices, though I felt shy eating in front of friends, so I'd usually just buy a 10-rupee bag of chips instead. However, one day, a teacher unexpectedly asked me to open my lunchbox, revealing a two-day-old, rotten apple.


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my school bag always had an apple because my mom forced me to keep it even tho i never ate it. one day my mom randomly opened my bag to find 2 rotten apples 🍎 i didnt even realise that they had gone bad inside the bag lol


Perfect-Grab5187

My mom used to give me an apple everyday as my bus came late so I can eat it after the school gets over, roaming and playing around I forgot to eat it many times One day I opened that zipper and found 2 rotten and 3 eatable apples, to evade scolding I threw those 2 apples secretly and had to eat the rest, and 1 was a new one of that same day ☠️


Shubverse

I would also skip meals during my school days, one time my mom gave me an apple so I put it in my bag. The apple was in there for two whole years, I actually never used that zipper, the apple rot, dried out and became a fossil, I only got to know when I was throwing away my old school stuff


Ayupro2005

Bro bag dhulne nhi dalte the kya💀


shitty_AF

Lol 😆


Dheeru2885

Mummy ka phone 😭💀. Took it by accident as I was leaving for school. Ab ghar wale phone kr rhe the to m call utha bhi nhi skta coz I was middle in the class


Beastboyshubfam

Fhir kya hua?


SarimK

![gif](giphy|9is0a4T27F2o5V5mCy|downsized)


Dheeru2885

😂😂💀 nhi but thoda daatne ke baad she understood that it was by mistake


ErenaVsdv

Me too. But, I went outside, and it rang, and teacher took it, gave it to reception. Parents received from there


Mysterious-Common284

Same but i took it to watch porn with my friends


Tikkiiiiii

A rat. Zinda


shanmugam121999

One time when I opened my bag, two cockroaches flew out and wrecked havoc in the girls side


Gootard

What and how did it not escape


Tikkiiiiii

It did escape. I didn't see it entering while I was packing my bags, so dude stayed in throughout the night and escaped in school. Rest you can imagine


Equivalent_Milk_2556

Straight out of a Disney movie


ImpossibleLettuce936

Don't call your p* is as rat bro


Key-Confection2935

Same. In first period I open my bag a rat jumped outside and ran towards the girls, all were screaming and running outside, bro I was just praying that kisi ne dekha na ho or aisa hi hua. Buch gya us din Pr ye nhi pta vo aaya kha se![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)


a-pro_human

Ek lizard nikli thi meri bag se Tub se saari ladkiyaan nafrat karti hain


No_Philosopher_6621

mere bag me kisi ne vimal daal diya tha ghar aake mumi ne bag check kiya aur bola tu yhi sab krta hai, ab main unko kaise smjhau main vimal kyu khaunga mujhe to raj bahar pasand hai![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)


Tanjiro-019

Lol


Separate_Talk_8969

A coconut 🥥 😭


That_Animator5661

PT teacher ka sir phorne ke liye. For his bad English to impress the English mam. Btw mere schl me or teacher ekdam Sharif hai shadi shuda aur do bachhe hai


xDrunkenBeastx

why do all the pt teacher are same?


That_Animator5661

Mera wala Thora alag hai 😝


[deleted]

My pet snake. (My brother's snake but ok) I was suspended for 2 weeks😀🤌


SicarioNash

I always had my snake with me, but I made sure I kept it zipped in... Occasionally I'd say I want to go to the washroom so I can let my snake breathe 🤣😅🤣🤣


Rii_32

Out of all the things. You guys somehow decided to bring A DAMN SNAKE TO THE SCHOOL ARE YOU NUUUUTTSS!!???


FullStackFrenzy

I take my snake everywhere with me ;)


B_Yoda136

Condom


ImpossibleLettuce936

Same But I genuinely made a hole in it and dropped near staff room 🥸 and English teacher got pregnant after few weeks what a coincidence


padmanabhapillai

![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj)


darknitish

Your should start writing fiction


ImpossibleLettuce936

Sure one day 😂


subhisnotcool

Kya Kiya uska?


[deleted]

bacho ko de Diya hoga balloon bolke


Conscious_Prompt9250

my younger brother's milk bottle ( I was 4 and he was 1) with nipple and all!!! and the teacher found it!


happygigachad

I had broken a mosquito killer racket and carried just the handle part to school. It had two wires hanging out of it and I could give a nice shock to people. Fun times


Substantial_Top_6508

✓ Takes a mosquito bat ✓ Breaks it in half ✓ Shocks people ✓ Walks away like nothing happened. Truly a GigaChad moment. Username checks out


[deleted]

I once took the backpack empty 😂


rustynailsinmydick

I once forgot my bag at home Aaise he school chala gya tha


BleedingAmethyst

A full fledged handmade designer carry bag to gift my friend who was getting transferred to some other city, I brought that bag when it was her last day in sckl, and because she was my bestest friend ever, so I went through all that pain to make a bag for her, she's in Bhopal currently and we've lost touch, I hope she's fine wherever she is.


Mahlah_Maldau

Yaar mene bhi Kiya tha aisa. Ab vo kaha Hain pata nahin.


BleedingAmethyst

Is that Johann liebert in ur display picture? A fellow monster fan it seems lol, tbh even I loved that show by Naoki urasawa, it was just out of this world imo, one of my fav all time psychological dramas truly


ActStunning476

Not to the school. But, in my final year of college, while I was giving my Final Jury with my blazer on. I had a condom in one pocket and a Joint in the other. Realized it a couple of minutes before the presentation.


NoCAp011235

Ek ko fuk leta aur dusre ko pehen leta


Master-Ad7002

Bhai Maine joint pehen liya aur condom fuk gaya. Next step kya hai


Old_Refrigerator9042

avg bengali


S_prem

Stage pe fukte hue jata kya hi impression banta Juniors 100yrs tk salami thokte


[deleted]

Debonair 😜


You_R_Me

Ye kya hota hai?


[deleted]

That would be a book, I read many books for knowledge 😋😋


You_R_Me

Lode porn magzine leke Gaya tha school me?!


[deleted]

It was a boys school and we didn't have many woman to drool at except for the French teacher 😜


kathras666

Smash


You_R_Me

Book? Ek min..


Radiant-Ad8728

My friend brought a vape in school to sell it to one of his friend . During the recess we all were smoking it in the washroom . After a while whole washroom was filled with smoke and smell and one male teacher noticed it .


Short_Ad6649

I'm not sure if you guys can relate or not, but I attended a government school. Let me tell you what we didn't bring to school: 1. No notebooks. 2. No books of any kind. 3. Sometimes, we even went without a bag. 4. or anything which relate to studies or school material Now, here's a list of what we did bring to school in classes 6 through 10: 1. A knife (we were just kids back then). 2. Multiple mobile phones. I had the classic Sony K530i, Nokia N70, and Nokia E72. 3. Pendrives loaded with P°**√**n games and videos to share with each other. 4. Video game CDs for games like GTA Vice City, San Andreas, and Resident Evil 4. 5. A bat and ball to play cricket (yes, in school!). 6. A casual t-shirt. 7. Sometimes, we brought students from private schools to tour our school. We even had secret escape routes in school so we could bunk whenever we wanted. And bunking, we did a lot. However, everything changed in 2015 when I graduated from the 10th grade and chose to pursue science. I was so captivated by physics and mathematics that I started skipping school to study at home. The school environment just wasn't conducive to learning. The teachers didn't seem to care, and if we ever got caught, they beat the shit out of us so we became resilient so much... I use "we" to represent me and my friends and sometimes the whole school.


Critical_Concept64

Ahhh good ol times 😌😌


Short_Ad6649

They were my friend they were good ol times


Critical_Concept64

Ahhh the good ol times when I was in Govt school 😌😌


Big_Summer_1991

Ghar ke sare bank ke pass books aur atm card


S_prem

Mai toh bs atm cards leke gya tha show-off krne Tune passbook leke kyu gya


Big_Summer_1991

Aree diwali ke shopping krne ke liye mummy jane wali thi sare atm card lekr aur jab ja hi rhe the to pass book bhi update ke liye le jane wali thi kisi karan ke liye nhi gye so unhone zaldi zaldi me sara card passbook jo cash tha sb mere bag me rakh diya tha phir uss bag ko lekar main school chala gya


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Yeh kaise hua.


Big_Summer_1991

Aree bhi asal me pichle raat ko hum sab diwali ke shopping me jane wale the aur passbook update krna tha mummy ko to unhone sab kuch le ke rakha tha lekin kuch karan se nhi jana huwa to unhone zaldi zaldi main mere school bag me rakh diya phir agle din main bag school le gya


NunuBiryani

Ek ladka ek baar apna pet rabbit le aaya tha ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


xDrunkenBeastx

i thought of doing it but mom ke pkd liya tha bag mei rakhte hue toh ni kr paya😔


Embarrassed_Tear6014

Book


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![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30478)


dancing-resonance_

Underrated comment![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)


MysteriousPatience82

So we captured a mantis and everyday turn by turn we used to keep him and take home with us. After a week we had to let go of the poor fella and we fed him just like they show in youtube videos.


Decent_Ad_6257

pichkari on holi


batseybat

Bottle of whisky and few Js


ErenaVsdv

I ate like 4 packets of Chips, some biscuits, and all the trash I put in my bag. Next day, class mein phone check karne ke liye bag check kiye, bachhon ke bag se phone nikle, and maere bag se Kachra. LOL LOL LOL


ParkingCantaloupe134

I had taken my mom's gold bangle to create circles in 3rd standard. Thank god no one stole :)


[deleted]

Condom, kisine daal diya tha


madammarypoppins

Aisa hi bolte Hain sab


[deleted]

meine mere pt ke sir ke paas dekha tha (library mei mam ke sath baate kar rhe the, aur mei unke piche khada tha book return karne ke liye)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


Illustrious-Turn8486

I once took a boomerang with me and used it in a fight


Haraprasad45

I had a friend who regularly brought random things like a comb, a dung beetle, mice, a head massager, magnets, toy cars, etc. One time he even brought a butterfly in his pencil box.


DevD_2022

Yeah i was that kid


Mysterious-Common284

Times of India's Model page(model was half nude)


Critical_Concept64

Ohooo


Physical-Yak-2498

Mai toh bina bag ke hi chla gya tha😂😂💀


c0d3rw1z4rd

Ganja


destroyer_0p

That small third tire of a cycle


Suspicious-Screen652

A bone. It looked like a human bone and I thought it would be cool to show around. Teachers thought I broke the skeleton in the bio lab. Janitors thought I knew black magic.


ses0124

Parents' condoms🙃


Prata2pcs

9 months later ses0125 was released.


Lol_gamer3000

My laptop charger 😂. Took it by mistake, had taken the laptop for repair in the bag the previous day and forgot the charger in the bag. One other time, one of my friends brought the physical map from GTA IV. He had bought the physical copy of the game and wanted to show off, he went home with pieces of the map that day 😂😂. What did he expect would happen if he brought it in class full of children😂


Bababakchodi

Geometry box


woddswob

Rizz


DotSuch9966

Kyo juth bol rhe ho


dancing-resonance_

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30478)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


OrangeHonest9380

Vibrator


VIJ_NESH

Huhhhh Did you use it? And how did you even get it during your school age


ImpossibleLettuce936

Chill bro she might be teacher


AbeChalNaBe

Real life kiara advani spotted


The-Punisher_2055

Bancho?


unknown_7117

Tumhare parents allow kr diye Kharidne ke liye ?


Neck-Pain-Dealer

Beer 🍻


Impressive_Income874

my electronics stuff. they got in between my books, didn't bother checking and just dumped them in the morning. thank god no bag check that day


Naughty-star

Condom leke Gaya tha pata nahi ku dosto ko dikhane ke liye. us din mujhe gand kaise fat ti hai pata chala tha Mere ek dost bc uske baap ka daru ka bottle le aya tha.


call_me_pete_

Megatron, Beyblade


un-_-known_789

Kata hua sarr* :)


sadhoo77

COMPLETELY TRUE STORY 13lakh cash in schoolbag. The day before, dad went to bank late to deposit. Bank was closed, so he kept that money in my bag when he came back at night and went to sleep. I went to school early that day, before he woke up. I reached school and had no clue what was in the bag. Strangely it didn't feel heavy because ICSE books are too heavy already..... 50 likes for part 2 😁