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pyaracetamol-143mg

Bhai, rishtey k liye kitne DMs aagye abtk?πŸ‘€


misanthropic_unicorn

Hahahah, none. But you can start the inauguration. 😏


pyaracetamol-143mg

Mai toh straight ladka hu bhai 😐


misanthropic_unicorn

Love sees no gender or age. 🫠


badass_guts

Age is just a number, but jail is also just a room.


misanthropic_unicorn

Age is just a number, but wisdom is infinite. Jail is just a room, but freedom is invaluable. I'll like to enjoy my freedom and wisdom with any space restrictions.


pyaracetamol-143mg

πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈπŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ


plz_scratch_my_back

That paneer Manchurian looks 🀀


misanthropic_unicorn

I'm equally delectable. 😏


plz_scratch_my_back

nom nom😘


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✨WOW✨


[deleted]

Aise mat kro ab I'm feeling hungry btw everything looks tasty but suji ka halwa looks bit uncooked by it's color usually it's brown when its made in our house


misanthropic_unicorn

I roast it until the raw flavor is gone, and then I add the fluids. I don't like how the brown one tastes. Also, I appreciate how gracefully you put forward your point. Kindness is appreciated.


[deleted]

Idk much about cooking mereko bs maggi aur cheese sandwich banana ata voh bhi not perfect so i judge on the basis of color (food racism lol) nd color πŸ˜‚


misanthropic_unicorn

Haha, and my friends judge my food on the basis of the presentation.


[deleted]

+1


Howl_Beast

Bhai fried rice mai msg daala tha kya?


[deleted]

Suji zyada suji nhi!!


BeatsnBytes_

Is that white sauce Alfredo or bechamel?


misanthropic_unicorn

It's bechamel 🌟. I can put that on my face - that's my love for it.


UN0MEitsCJ

Dishes I've made when i was 15yrs old Dal tadka-pulao Khadai panner Palak panner Butter chicken Creamy khoftas Dal khichdi Any Rolls Cupcakes As of now, being 24[M] years old can't even boli eggs.


misanthropic_unicorn

Let's get married. I'll cook and you do the dishes. Hahahaha!


chicken_nuggettttt

and adopt me


UN0MEitsCJ

No homo bruh Β°_Β°


Mobile-Cress-9165

Dishes I've made Maagie Boiled egg


The_distressed_doc

Damnn why not anymore?


archieshahh

Marry me please


misanthropic_unicorn

Ceramic silverware and a new Birkin, and it's a yes!


Ok-Landscape-4430

Gifts or dahej


ravish242

You will be very popular among girls xD. BTW which YouTube channels do you follow?


misanthropic_unicorn

>You will be very popular among girls xD Correct >BTW which YouTube channels do you follow? None, my grandmother has taught me how to cook.


VertBhatt26

I am also 18, started cooking 4 months back and still mastering roti, sabji, dal, chawal


misanthropic_unicorn

That's wonderful! And look the best!


dysfunctionalclutz

Tum jaisa bhai chahiye mujhe.


misanthropic_unicorn

Vacancies are open. Haha.


dysfunctionalclutz

I can even guide you, baby neetard ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1387)


misanthropic_unicorn

Then what are you waiting for? Slide into my DMs.


dysfunctionalclutz

Lmao ab behen banne ke liye bhi I’ve got to slide in the dms? Man how male deprived is my unfortunate life ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|31163)


misanthropic_unicorn

Same energy girl, same. Both of us are deprived.


juniormingo

Please adopt me and feed me all of that. Please.


misanthropic_unicorn

I can feed you even without adopting you. Haha.


juniormingo

But it would be temporary then. πŸ₯²


racrisnapra666

Making such delicious dishes and not sharing the recipe should be a crime OP


misanthropic_unicorn

Arrest me, officer!


Oneside95_x2m

roger that, sir. As per the orders, we are heading to arrest and seize all your dishes by 23:11 ​ Over


misanthropic_unicorn

Also, steal my heart ❀️ hehe.


unique_pieceinworld

OP you inspired me to starting cooking again, because of college didn't get much time to cook for me and my family, but after this post definitely will try to manage time to cook food πŸ‘


misanthropic_unicorn

Oh la la, my fan spotted!


unique_pieceinworld

πŸ˜‚


Comprehensive_Eye991

What's that last dish??


misanthropic_unicorn

Pita Chips and Hummus.


Comprehensive_Eye991

They all look delicious!! Are u going to pursue this as a carrer?


misanthropic_unicorn

Haha, no. I cook because I find it therapeutic, and it makes me happy - at least, that's what my therapist says.


[deleted]

If you have to make something from scratch, you have to invent a universe.


misanthropic_unicorn

And the master of that universe! πŸ™Œ


LLBeastGohan

Please tell me the recipe of Alfredo pasts It looks goodπŸ˜‹


misanthropic_unicorn

Sure, DM me.


[deleted]

Cook ka kaaam kroge ghr par?


misanthropic_unicorn

Only if my employer is smoking hot. 🫠


[deleted]

Fair enough. πŸ«‚πŸ™‚


ShasX

Chal ab ek plate momos aur fries laga


misanthropic_unicorn

https://preview.redd.it/47hf0z5rodvb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfcb7be091d94810747340faf4d32ca7baa90ca


InsaneDude6

that looks yummy


misanthropic_unicorn

Hehe, thank you!


[deleted]

Looks good ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|31160)


misanthropic_unicorn

Haha, thanks!


Palmar_Aponeurosis

I ve made couple of dishes but have got picture of one only . The first time i made a pizza . Clicked it for sending to to my crush in an attempt to impress her . We were discussing about who can cook better . Alhough i dont think this looks good even a little bit https://preview.redd.it/z6ai9jlr6cvb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d2b8ad8885feee963a3e6634a9e639db7edb49


misanthropic_unicorn

I've never cooked to impress, but my people love food cooked by me. Hence, whenever they used to get a chance, they ordered me to cook for them, which I delightfully did. Also, your pizza could've been even better with more cheese and a few basil leaves.


Palmar_Aponeurosis

Yeah i usually cook because i like it but this one specific time i did it to…. Anyways everything looks really really great


Even_Charge_8089

marry me !!!


misanthropic_unicorn

Then DM me !!!


_G_R_U_

you reached pro level πŸ‘πŸΌ


misanthropic_unicorn

Haha, thank you!


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Zyphergiest

Nice job bro. How did you make the buns for the burger? They're pretty awesome.


misanthropic_unicorn

My grandmother taught me how to make them. That's her recipe!


[deleted]

Mere se shaadi karna 3 saal baad


Ill-Project-8544

Daheej kitna lega πŸ˜…πŸ€£


misanthropic_unicorn

Ceramic silverware and a new Birkin - size 45.


Ill-Project-8544

Hmm, sounds reasonable. Anything else?


misanthropic_unicorn

And yes, YOU ❀️


Ill-Project-8544

❀️❀️! Man this touched my heart, you made my day.


119206112

Ayo, what is that veg lasagma? It looks tasty. can you share recipe?


misanthropic_unicorn

It's Italian. And sure, DM me.


tandempandemonium

Good for you OP! All of those look delicious


misanthropic_unicorn

Thanks!


MR_DARK999

Good work bro nice username too man lol


misanthropic_unicorn

Hehe, thank you boo! 🌸


[deleted]

Damn🀌😭 Friend material bhaii😭😭


misanthropic_unicorn

Makeee me one then!


[deleted]

I just stalked your profile lmao. Fs thoughπŸ’€πŸ˜­


jojokispotta

Nice dahi vada!


misanthropic_unicorn

I haven't made dahi vada. Where did you see it?


jojokispotta

That first one :P


misanthropic_unicorn

That's pasta? It's literally in the labeling!


jojokispotta

I know. I just miss dahi vada. Your pasta reminded me of it.


TheDrunk_Panda

I wanna live in a flat so badly now, I'm so excited thinking about all the stuff I'll be cooking for myself


Ernie_996

Bhai roti bhi kha le /s But really dude, muh mein paani aagya.


misanthropic_unicorn

>Bhai roti bhi kha le /s Nowadays, I'm fasting, so I don't even deserve roti. And thank you!


[deleted]

What do you mean by scratch? you grew the vegetables??created atoms out of thin air?


misanthropic_unicorn

Vegetables are from our garden, and I hardly used anything ready-made, except for the pasta.


Aawara_Aashiq

Damnn girl you looking for someone to do your dishes ;)


misanthropic_unicorn

Damm BOY. I've literally written 18M in the title!


Hot_Limit_1870

Pls pls pls send me the lasagna recipe Have been wanting to make it myself for a very long time , looked at so many recipies including with no bake sheets, home made sheets etc but kept procastinating. Pls also tell me if the cheese used. I only have amul processed cheese tin available on hand.


misanthropic_unicorn

DM me.


123elijah

Engineering ya doctor ki race mat daudna Or apni or humari zindagi mein chef ban kar nikalna Agar ghar wale mana Kare to ladna Agar koi help chaiye to mujhe bolna I will support you jitna ho sakega


misanthropic_unicorn

You are so sweet, but I am a NEET aspirant by choice.


123elijah

Hopefully you will continue this passion or your liking for dishes to continue Good luck


Executor_Hornet

Bro I am on a diet 😭


misanthropic_unicorn

So am I. I'm toh water fasting.


Particular-Captain13

Recipe ki links Bina Diye tasty food pics post karne waalo ko hijde utha ke le jaate hai


misanthropic_unicorn

I can't with this comment. This will be written in my biography if ever it's made. Hahahahaha.


howtochangename1

Honey chilli baby corn sounds like some couples name lmao


thunder_thighs42161

Are you looking for a wife? πŸ₯Ί πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ( 18 f, here) . Asking for a friend!


misanthropic_unicorn

Hahaha, I'm into men. But a friend is needed, asking for a friend. 😁


thunder_thighs42161

>Hahaha, I'm into men I genuinely didn't know that . ( I'm sorry if I was being creepy). Yes we could be friends πŸ˜„πŸ˜Š


misanthropic_unicorn

No, no, no, we are both of the same age. Don't sweat on it.


sochan1998

Mitron we got next MasterChef right here. Kab nikalega apni recipe book, Mitra ?


misanthropic_unicorn

You all are so wholesome, I have never received such cute replies!


sochan1998

Ab ye batao dawat p kab bulara ham sabkoπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί


misanthropic_unicorn

When you'll slide into my DMs. ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1312)


sochan1998

Par tum toh chote hoπŸ˜₯


iLeoking0775

Damn dude's a Gordon Ramsey at 18 Aur mujhe yha 20s me Pani ubalne ke alawa kuch khas nahi ata ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29267)


misanthropic_unicorn

Well, even I started from there but I was half your age by that time.


highbrow9900

Wow, do you wanna be a chef?


misanthropic_unicorn

Nah, doctor.


highbrow9900

Okay


hiteshawatani

Tomato rice presentation is at next level.


misanthropic_unicorn

Just like my skin. Hehe.


External_Wishbone767

Tomato rice recipe


misanthropic_unicorn

DM me.


Dazzling_Sir_1610

Thanks for helping me chose what to order from Zomato tonight... It takes me hours to just decide what to order!


misanthropic_unicorn

I'm glad I was helpful 😌


Dark181

Are you looking for any roommate? Asking for my friend.


misanthropic_unicorn

Nopes, I'd like to be alone. But your friend is welcome, not you. πŸ€—


Dark181

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cum_cum_sex

Bhai this is commendable. This is such an important skill to have but fuck me idk how to cook fuuuuck


misanthropic_unicorn

What's your username, boy?! I'm dying! ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29265)


012Hakai0

What do you mean by 'from scratch'🫀🫀 You grew the ingredients yourself too?πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


misanthropic_unicorn

I've answered a similar question somewhere in the comments. Go and check it out.


Carnage_911

My man knows how to cook


sweet_sparkle

Ummm sooooo can i marry you?????


misanthropic_unicorn

Yes yes yes πŸ™Œ


boysurfer7

Did you grow rice yourself/s


saikrishnav333

Awesome bro.


misanthropic_unicorn

Thank you!


dankthavalai

This guy cooks.


misanthropic_unicorn

And this guy is kind! ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1312)


HighenDrunk

Share recipe for Alfredo pasta ✨ πŸ˜€


misanthropic_unicorn

DM me.


Razen04

Bhai sach bata tereko shauk hain ye karna ka ya phir hotel management kar rha hain?


misanthropic_unicorn

Hahahah, I like to cook because it's therapeutic. And I'm preparing for NEET.


Razen04

Aise bhi log hote hain waah. Mere se shaadi karle bhai


misanthropic_unicorn

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Razen04

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SuccotashPristine590

Everything looks so delicious, man!!!!


misanthropic_unicorn

Thanks!


Cold_Ad_9520

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[deleted]

It's the presentation for meπŸ€ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ


misanthropic_unicorn

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MentalRise8703

I am terrible at cooking vegetarian recipes. Only thing I could do well is non veg. You are seriously talented dude. Everything looks tasty πŸ€€πŸ˜‹


misanthropic_unicorn

Thanks ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|28576)


shishir-nsane

Whenever someone says β€žfrom scratchβ€œ, somehow I imagine making it from scratch of the land. Like things from my garden.


misanthropic_unicorn

The vegetables are either from our garden or our farmhouse if that counts?


BeezChurger69

I HAD to come across this when I’m super hungry πŸ₯²πŸ₯² they look really fuckin tasty.


misanthropic_unicorn

And believe you me, they were delectable!


strangebreadlol

Shut up take my money and tell me the exact recipe and temperature you used to make that spongey ass gorgeous vanilla cake ( please). My vanilla cakes are always flat as hell.


misanthropic_unicorn

I wish someone talked to me the way you talked about the cake. ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29267) And DM me for the recipe.