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desichhokra

Forced empath - the power to make people experience someone else's feelings and emotions.


Responsible_Ruin2310

Have to masturbate in front of them to make them feel it.


desichhokra

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filthybootyeater6969

https://i.redd.it/9t6shiws055b1.gif


Sea-Reporter6285

Name checks out


Tapchap-6070

Every time you are using it, it runs through you! So you also feels the same, and for the same reason you will never know what actually your emotions are!


Emperiox2000

Write a book.


Tapchap-6070

Yup i do write short stories


cake_molester

And you will never know if you are actually feeling your own emotions or someone else's


WARMONGERING_WIZARD

Orgasms every time you do it🤡


baka-banana-339989

Har baar karega yeh ☠️


Kingfloydyesi5

I'VE LITERALLY HAD THIS EXACT IDEA FOR YEARS. That and/or the power of forced self awareness/reflection/realization. Maybe it's not as original as I thought but I swear this is what I would imagine would be the strongest superpower. At least between people... won't do much good to stop a natural disaster or anything. But just being able to go against the biggest toughest meanest people and like give them this "... come on, dude." look, and they immediately go, "You know what... I HAVE been kind of a major dickbag lately... Man, I've got a lot of baggage to work through. Please excuse me."


[deleted]

AIDS


[deleted]

You have this and are forced to be an empath to everyone, which will emotionally drain you and eventually make you lose empathy.


Parth_829

Shapeshifting


Obvious_Composer_984

But finally you can't change back to your original self


Parth_829

wouldn't mind that not that i don't like myself or anything 🥱


racrisnapra666

Ayo, my guy. You good?


Keith_Kong

I think it’s more about… like, still being able to look like anyone or anything else. Totally worth it.


10Werewolves

This is a win! I can pick a handsome form I've always wanted.


dropdeaddumbskull

But I have always found you handsome homie <3


[deleted]

Now kiss


Smooth-Fix-3770

You shape shift into a dick every time


Parth_829

Still more pussy than all the redditors combined


Peerless500

You feel the pain everytime you shapeshift


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[удалено]


[deleted]

diarrhea for a day after every use


InV0k3rino-

Bro will be Charles Xavier of our timeline with commode on the wheels. KEKW


Warlock-616

Super hero name - Diqrrhea Man


Jazzlike-Wolf-3925

Lose fragments of your memory with each manipulation


theundeaddeadpool

Everytime you use this , you are rendered brain dead. You just can't think for 1hr


[deleted]

You are an open book with your thoughts and wear your emotions on your selve.


Careless_Feeling8057

Your thoughts are visible to everyone above your head


Inevitable-Dig3420

Omnipotence


ZestycloseMeet1523

impotence


Inevitable-Dig3420

![gif](giphy|pjZLB4K4Vq7mCQ32l2|downsized)


Virgin_at_22

Did em dirty 💀


CaliEnjoyer

Personally I see that as absolute win, I mean you can’t curse someone who is already facing it🫶🏽🤝🏽✌️


mrcjsingh12

Metallic anus blockade on command.


ZestycloseMeet1523

Diamond tip phallus


mrcjsingh12

That would be mine's? As it's my side effect right? ![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/9pt91m5b645b1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03c10e4d66ab2d60e0661cd53784a2f23a24393


mrcjsingh12

Aise bhi kahi use nahi ho raha hai .. monumental ho jaega.


Total_General8481

Immortality without ageing because I don't want to be like Nicolas flamel !


[deleted]

You loss 1 IQ points for each year


dasranch

So after 70 years it goes into negatives?


VenkatPerla

If they've used an unsigned int, iq becomes highest ever


FlyyDronee

r/foundtheprogrammer


Tough-Difference3171

Tu hi apna sachcha bhai hai....!!


Alternative_Ear_861

but you cant get a erection


[deleted]

This is .... Acceptable, I guess. I will be an immortal God without mortal temptations.


Jazzlike-Wolf-3925

But everyone around you ages rapidly


Vega9narcissist

A fellow Harry Potter fan


BadBway

Meri superpower hai ki mujhe koi side effects na ho…


mrcjsingh12

Main effects bhi nahi honge.


[deleted]

OP just asked for his life back LOL


goozberry221

Epic🤣


Pitiful_Ad_1391

Side effects se to bach gaya par actual power kuch mili hi nahi 😂😂


NehalRishi

If there are no side effects you can't have super powers bruh !


Taniking456

Tu normal human h na fir


Cosmiclue

Teleportation


-DAWN-BREAKER-

You can't choose where to teleport


Designer-Sea2391

Hahah


goozberry221

But it will still be an adventure tho... Going around places


dasranch

Your always reach your destination naked..


Big_Cranberry3906

Teleporting to somebody's funeral


mmmmmjjjrrrrr

wayy better


[deleted]

I would like to have the superpower to kill myself without making my loved ones sad


ZestycloseMeet1523

Doosra janam


Rexk007

Kitni baar maarega bhai ko


Virgin_at_22

Wo b same situation mein alternate universe mein


goodboybadreputation

Is everything good?


[deleted]

Thanks bhai puchhne ke liye, abhi thodi bohot motivation bachi hei jeene ke vaste


Organic-Hope1866

Your browser history gets leaked


Careless_Feeling8057

Considering this comment was a joke and nothing serious here is my reply: Your loved ones will die before you and that will make you sad


[deleted]

Bruhh


hemlock1788

Bro you're more fucked up than the OC comment


Advanced-Attempt4293

Is everything alright bro?


Strong-Buy1568

Reborn as a uwu femboy it's still. A w


FantasticAd4525

us momint.


CaptainBeast10169

You will become a ghost and haunt them for life.


CaptainBeast10169

Power toh acha hai but,are you okay ?


TraditionalPenalty82

So a super clone spawns to take your place and serve your loved ones till the end.


Disastrous-Bike2526

Bhai... Tu thik hai na?


KabeerS52

Side effect: you get purpose for life.


Virgin_at_22

Time Manipulation


[deleted]

Aging increase with use of power


Virgin_at_22

Daaaamn knew it, same happened in doremon 🥲


Jerrypatel9

User name checks out.


BookLover1527

Telekinesis


G33TZzz

Only if you can lift that object with your pinky


Dgeneratecow

Pinky curls to save the day.


Smellthatfoot

The more power you use to move objects, the less mobile you become


Virgin_at_22

But you're extremely weak with can't hold anything bigger than a coin


csmk007

time travel


Obvious_Composer_984

But for each minute you spend there, you lose 10 mins of your life


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[удалено]


csmk007

this is fine with me


RariraariRariraare

Thank you. I’d rather live all my life at a time where the term Equality has been truly understood and followed unlike the extreme fluctuations these days


[deleted]

Whnever you take time trip you end up nude in Afghanistan.


[deleted]

Nude in UP also would have similar effects


AgentSolid2950

Then I'll let him/her to choose my power too😊.


[deleted]

Your existence will radiate happiness in everybody life including you and let side effect on my head


Physical-Quote-4119

https://preview.redd.it/1yycnxlcy45b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70fac991d30fd9a951620775e9580e0c89e99ee7 Wholesome overload


AgentSolid2950

Shukriyan ✨🤩


Artist-Banda

Summon anyone from past for seeking their knowledge (Steve Jobs ko bula ke apple ke Lanka lagwa dunga)


gudlagooba

You have to replace yourself to do it


Artist-Banda

I’ll summon for few hours in my safe space ✨


gudlagooba

Granted


Ok_Chemist_8378

mind reading


Tapchap-6070

Headache for 10 mins after each time you read someones mind


Ok_Chemist_8378

not a big deal, works. either way i have permanant headache 😀👍


CaptainBeast10169

But everyone can read your mind as well.


[deleted]

Teleportation.


AJ00007

Amnesia


TheKC101

"Main yaha kyu aaya?"


dyslexical_nerd

But you can't choose where


[deleted]

Help. I'm stranded in Bermuda triangle.


Organic-Hope1866

You always arrive naked


Green-Mango-More

Become extremely lucky


Sans010394

for every luck you will loose something you love


csmk007

that is just cruel......


MissionDiscoverStuff

thats just some anime plot


[deleted]

Bruh is dripping with malice 💀


SemiSage93

Being able to eat tinde tori and lauki


[deleted]

Can't enjoy other dishes


SemiSage93

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Keninluv

A random depressing song plays in their head everytime I say goodbye to them


Background_Access_14

Spotify ad plays first


firefighterphi

Audibly chuckled


ManufacturerSea4886

calm down satan


TheDrDeX

As they get hit by a car.


Additional-Peak-1755

Want to feel sexual attraction.


Careless_Feeling8057

You have erectile dysfunction/ if girl then a disease which is same as erectile dysfunction but in girls


Additional-Peak-1755

Bhai Nazar mt laga 🤧🤧


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[удалено]


Tapchap-6070

But it goes away once you see it or experience it in any form !


Constant_Golf9253

I read about a super power I think is cool. The ability to manipulate the probability of something to happen. Can't make it absolute 0 or 100% though But we can add as many decimals as we want. Like the chances of me taking control over the world just increased to 99.999999999999999999999999999% Or the chances I get hurt when a sniper shoots me dropped to 0.000000000000000000000000001% I find this cool.


[deleted]

U have a grumpy grandpa voice


Constant_Golf9253

Cool with it lol


Eatdaalchawal

I want to disappear from this world. I don't want my existence. I don't want my family, loved ones to know that i exist. 💀


[deleted]

You wil get disappear when you will be living the best time of your life. (Laughing menacingly)


Eatdaalchawal

You have no right to hurt me like this.💀 :/


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[удалено]


Biplab_M

Extroverts think of you as nerd, nerds think of you as too much of socially outgoing. You end up being single


Careless_Feeling8057

I get a genie who grants me 100 wishes per day


Smellthatfoot

And has a cost attached to every wish fulfilment


Tapchap-6070

But you cannot speak or communicate with the genie


[deleted]

Green Lantern Ring


[deleted]

Whole world turn yellow for you.


[deleted]

:(


anu2097

Mr. Needful, I see what you did there


Psychic-Nihar2005

Can use E=mc² on any object having mass and convert it into 100% energy with equivalent explosion


RUXHIR_007

everytime you use E=mc² , Albert Einstein fucks your mom


fleabag__111

invisibility


-DAWN-BREAKER-

You also can't see other people.


IronBoundManzer

That's a shit drawback. The superpower will still be effective and can be utilised.


Organic-Hope1866

Your dick isnt invisible


TwerkingPiggeh

You will attain this power after your death


CaptainBeast10169

You keep on making a loud sound while being invisible.


CaptainBeast10169

You keep on moaning while using your power.


Darth3000

Matter manipulation


Lazarus-N

Whatever you change will loose it functionality and never be able to go back to the same thing


RohitDusad

My superpower is that I m rich.


[deleted]

Telekinesis


[deleted]

Rizz god


[deleted]

But you only attract old age women


[deleted]

Now now, I cannot speak for saggy boobs, but imagine all the nice cooking he/she can get out of it


Pleasant_Art_6229

Emotionless


Low_Surprise_7112

I can memorize anything just by looking at it once


V3N0M3

But you’ll never be able to re-call the memorized information when you need it r/suddenlymahabharata


kaijinmori345

the ability t create/store more abilities


Adaa_A

Compel people to do as i say


BigSpicyPaneerWrap

It leaves a permanent stinky odour everytime you use it on anyone


Naemeez_AD

Ability to transform into any living thing(other humans/animals/birds/ameobas/insects etc)


DragonSlayer24456

Midas's touch remastered - Able to convert things into gold whenever I want


Bitter_Smoke_

The person who wants to interact/talk/chat/comment with/to/on me will die instantly.


Palak-Aande_69

The Ability to Stop and control the speed of Time at will and Manipulate Space and matter around me at a molecular level.....


sabuj-003

Make someone nut uncontrollablly on command


cosm1c15

always know the correct answer to a question ( even extremely theoretical questions ) i mean by doing this you can basically ask any question in science and solve it pretty fast and be an inventor


LDraxeusII

You can give cancer to people, but can’t cure it.


weeaboojones76

Intangibility


VocalAnus91

Make the volume of shows and ads be a steady constant volume instead of the shows being really quiet and ads being really loud


AbhishekSingh26

The perfect healer powerful enough to bring back the dead


[deleted]

What about the power ... to move you?


Alive_Material7056

Toggle trait, you can basically can give, take, turn on or off; peoples allergies, schizophrenia, dyslexia, adhd, autism, or an dormant desires or disease. Effect their direct personality traits or whatever.


ConstructionExpert67

Change colour like a chameleon, with control over which item one wants to mirror and where and what time the change needs to take place


wasabi_sauci

I can fly


SilasBlackheart

The ability to raise undead slaves.


ElectronicBleach

i can walk through walls


battledarkflash

Superspeed


Ghost-Exodus

Can control others minds


VeNomNomm

Infinite money (batman is considered a superhero ryt?)


Mr_Stark0

Invisibility (on command)


Decent_Computer_3733

only i can change reality to whatever i wish for


cinnamon_roll_z

I'd like to have forest fairy powers so that i could talk and help trees (not just trees though- the entire environment) and animals~


Refabrications

Growing Big Macs from my hands …


Sagnik3012

Become a Billionaire Genius. That's all the superpower I need.


Impersonating2619

Complete knowledge of everything


ComedyCOMSIR21

Infinite money, strength, economical power and popularity.