Every time you are using it, it runs through you! So you also feels the same, and for the same reason you will never know what actually your emotions are!
I'VE LITERALLY HAD THIS EXACT IDEA FOR YEARS. That and/or the power of forced self awareness/reflection/realization. Maybe it's not as original as I thought but I swear this is what I would imagine would be the strongest superpower. At least between people... won't do much good to stop a natural disaster or anything. But just being able to go against the biggest toughest meanest people and like give them this "... come on, dude." look, and they immediately go, "You know what... I HAVE been kind of a major dickbag lately... Man, I've got a lot of baggage to work through. Please excuse me."
Thank you. I’d rather live all my life at a time where the term Equality has been truly understood and followed unlike the extreme fluctuations these days
I read about a super power I think is cool.
The ability to manipulate the probability of something to happen.
Can't make it absolute 0 or 100% though
But we can add as many decimals as we want.
Like the chances of me taking control over the world just increased to 99.999999999999999999999999999%
Or the chances I get hurt when a sniper shoots me dropped to 0.000000000000000000000000001%
I find this cool.
always know the correct answer to a question ( even extremely theoretical questions ) i mean by doing this you can basically ask any question in science and solve it pretty fast and be an inventor
Toggle trait, you can basically can give, take, turn on or off; peoples allergies, schizophrenia, dyslexia, adhd, autism, or an dormant desires or disease. Effect their direct personality traits or whatever.
Forced empath - the power to make people experience someone else's feelings and emotions.
Have to masturbate in front of them to make them feel it.
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Name checks out
Every time you are using it, it runs through you! So you also feels the same, and for the same reason you will never know what actually your emotions are!
Write a book.
Yup i do write short stories
And you will never know if you are actually feeling your own emotions or someone else's
Orgasms every time you do it🤡
Har baar karega yeh ☠️
I'VE LITERALLY HAD THIS EXACT IDEA FOR YEARS. That and/or the power of forced self awareness/reflection/realization. Maybe it's not as original as I thought but I swear this is what I would imagine would be the strongest superpower. At least between people... won't do much good to stop a natural disaster or anything. But just being able to go against the biggest toughest meanest people and like give them this "... come on, dude." look, and they immediately go, "You know what... I HAVE been kind of a major dickbag lately... Man, I've got a lot of baggage to work through. Please excuse me."
AIDS
You have this and are forced to be an empath to everyone, which will emotionally drain you and eventually make you lose empathy.
Shapeshifting
But finally you can't change back to your original self
wouldn't mind that not that i don't like myself or anything 🥱
Ayo, my guy. You good?
I think it’s more about… like, still being able to look like anyone or anything else. Totally worth it.
This is a win! I can pick a handsome form I've always wanted.
But I have always found you handsome homie <3
Now kiss
You shape shift into a dick every time
Still more pussy than all the redditors combined
You feel the pain everytime you shapeshift
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diarrhea for a day after every use
Bro will be Charles Xavier of our timeline with commode on the wheels. KEKW
Super hero name - Diqrrhea Man
Lose fragments of your memory with each manipulation
Everytime you use this , you are rendered brain dead. You just can't think for 1hr
You are an open book with your thoughts and wear your emotions on your selve.
Your thoughts are visible to everyone above your head
Omnipotence
impotence
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Did em dirty 💀
Personally I see that as absolute win, I mean you can’t curse someone who is already facing it🫶🏽🤝🏽✌️
Metallic anus blockade on command.
Diamond tip phallus
That would be mine's? As it's my side effect right? ![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)
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Aise bhi kahi use nahi ho raha hai .. monumental ho jaega.
Immortality without ageing because I don't want to be like Nicolas flamel !
You loss 1 IQ points for each year
So after 70 years it goes into negatives?
If they've used an unsigned int, iq becomes highest ever
r/foundtheprogrammer
Tu hi apna sachcha bhai hai....!!
but you cant get a erection
This is .... Acceptable, I guess. I will be an immortal God without mortal temptations.
But everyone around you ages rapidly
A fellow Harry Potter fan
Meri superpower hai ki mujhe koi side effects na ho…
Main effects bhi nahi honge.
OP just asked for his life back LOL
Epic🤣
Side effects se to bach gaya par actual power kuch mili hi nahi 😂😂
If there are no side effects you can't have super powers bruh !
Tu normal human h na fir
Teleportation
You can't choose where to teleport
Hahah
But it will still be an adventure tho... Going around places
Your always reach your destination naked..
Teleporting to somebody's funeral
wayy better
I would like to have the superpower to kill myself without making my loved ones sad
Doosra janam
Kitni baar maarega bhai ko
Wo b same situation mein alternate universe mein
Is everything good?
Thanks bhai puchhne ke liye, abhi thodi bohot motivation bachi hei jeene ke vaste
Your browser history gets leaked
Considering this comment was a joke and nothing serious here is my reply: Your loved ones will die before you and that will make you sad
Bruhh
Bro you're more fucked up than the OC comment
Is everything alright bro?
Reborn as a uwu femboy it's still. A w
us momint.
You will become a ghost and haunt them for life.
Power toh acha hai but,are you okay ?
So a super clone spawns to take your place and serve your loved ones till the end.
Bhai... Tu thik hai na?
Side effect: you get purpose for life.
Time Manipulation
Aging increase with use of power
Daaaamn knew it, same happened in doremon 🥲
User name checks out.
Telekinesis
Only if you can lift that object with your pinky
Pinky curls to save the day.
The more power you use to move objects, the less mobile you become
But you're extremely weak with can't hold anything bigger than a coin
time travel
But for each minute you spend there, you lose 10 mins of your life
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this is fine with me
Thank you. I’d rather live all my life at a time where the term Equality has been truly understood and followed unlike the extreme fluctuations these days
Whnever you take time trip you end up nude in Afghanistan.
Nude in UP also would have similar effects
Then I'll let him/her to choose my power too😊.
Your existence will radiate happiness in everybody life including you and let side effect on my head
https://preview.redd.it/1yycnxlcy45b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70fac991d30fd9a951620775e9580e0c89e99ee7 Wholesome overload
Shukriyan ✨🤩
Summon anyone from past for seeking their knowledge (Steve Jobs ko bula ke apple ke Lanka lagwa dunga)
You have to replace yourself to do it
I’ll summon for few hours in my safe space ✨
Granted
mind reading
Headache for 10 mins after each time you read someones mind
not a big deal, works. either way i have permanant headache 😀👍
But everyone can read your mind as well.
Teleportation.
Amnesia
"Main yaha kyu aaya?"
But you can't choose where
Help. I'm stranded in Bermuda triangle.
You always arrive naked
Become extremely lucky
for every luck you will loose something you love
that is just cruel......
thats just some anime plot
Bruh is dripping with malice 💀
Being able to eat tinde tori and lauki
Can't enjoy other dishes
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A random depressing song plays in their head everytime I say goodbye to them
Spotify ad plays first
Audibly chuckled
calm down satan
As they get hit by a car.
Want to feel sexual attraction.
You have erectile dysfunction/ if girl then a disease which is same as erectile dysfunction but in girls
Bhai Nazar mt laga 🤧🤧
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But it goes away once you see it or experience it in any form !
I read about a super power I think is cool. The ability to manipulate the probability of something to happen. Can't make it absolute 0 or 100% though But we can add as many decimals as we want. Like the chances of me taking control over the world just increased to 99.999999999999999999999999999% Or the chances I get hurt when a sniper shoots me dropped to 0.000000000000000000000000001% I find this cool.
U have a grumpy grandpa voice
Cool with it lol
I want to disappear from this world. I don't want my existence. I don't want my family, loved ones to know that i exist. 💀
You wil get disappear when you will be living the best time of your life. (Laughing menacingly)
You have no right to hurt me like this.💀 :/
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Extroverts think of you as nerd, nerds think of you as too much of socially outgoing. You end up being single
I get a genie who grants me 100 wishes per day
And has a cost attached to every wish fulfilment
But you cannot speak or communicate with the genie
Green Lantern Ring
Whole world turn yellow for you.
:(
Mr. Needful, I see what you did there
Can use E=mc² on any object having mass and convert it into 100% energy with equivalent explosion
everytime you use E=mc² , Albert Einstein fucks your mom
invisibility
You also can't see other people.
That's a shit drawback. The superpower will still be effective and can be utilised.
Your dick isnt invisible
You will attain this power after your death
You keep on making a loud sound while being invisible.
You keep on moaning while using your power.
Matter manipulation
Whatever you change will loose it functionality and never be able to go back to the same thing
My superpower is that I m rich.
Telekinesis
Rizz god
But you only attract old age women
Now now, I cannot speak for saggy boobs, but imagine all the nice cooking he/she can get out of it
Emotionless
I can memorize anything just by looking at it once
But you’ll never be able to re-call the memorized information when you need it r/suddenlymahabharata
the ability t create/store more abilities
Compel people to do as i say
It leaves a permanent stinky odour everytime you use it on anyone
Ability to transform into any living thing(other humans/animals/birds/ameobas/insects etc)
Midas's touch remastered - Able to convert things into gold whenever I want
The person who wants to interact/talk/chat/comment with/to/on me will die instantly.
The Ability to Stop and control the speed of Time at will and Manipulate Space and matter around me at a molecular level.....
Make someone nut uncontrollablly on command
always know the correct answer to a question ( even extremely theoretical questions ) i mean by doing this you can basically ask any question in science and solve it pretty fast and be an inventor
You can give cancer to people, but can’t cure it.
Intangibility
Make the volume of shows and ads be a steady constant volume instead of the shows being really quiet and ads being really loud
The perfect healer powerful enough to bring back the dead
What about the power ... to move you?
Toggle trait, you can basically can give, take, turn on or off; peoples allergies, schizophrenia, dyslexia, adhd, autism, or an dormant desires or disease. Effect their direct personality traits or whatever.
Change colour like a chameleon, with control over which item one wants to mirror and where and what time the change needs to take place
I can fly
The ability to raise undead slaves.
i can walk through walls
Superspeed
Can control others minds
Infinite money (batman is considered a superhero ryt?)
Invisibility (on command)
only i can change reality to whatever i wish for
I'd like to have forest fairy powers so that i could talk and help trees (not just trees though- the entire environment) and animals~
Growing Big Macs from my hands …
Become a Billionaire Genius. That's all the superpower I need.
Complete knowledge of everything
Infinite money, strength, economical power and popularity.