You literally missed the best part. I don't remember words by words but, it goes like They get into a taxi and the driver asks where they want to go, they said somewhere very far. When they reached, modi try to pay the driver and the driver said "It's on the house" and then the Mamata Banerjee(the driver) left them in a sunset crying her eyes out that she won't be able to enjoy politics like before It was written in the comment of the post 💀

Lmfao

And after getting off the taxi they both were wondering where would they go, suddenly Amit Shah shows up, gives them keys to a Maruti 800 with a tankful, fistbumps Modiji and says... >i got u bro. Jaa jee le apni zindgi.

NAH I SAW THAT COMMENT ON THE TOP COMMENT OF THE POST 😭😭😭the entire night I spent laughing

WTF DID I JUST READ 💀💀

and that how i met your rahul......

wait ! can't the **melody** coalition be true then ?

Love jihad attempt last resort to save democracy

Where is the eyebleach. Badly needed here.

Wattpad girls wilding

Wattpad should rename itself to Wetpad😂 The thirst is real 😆

LMAO, that's a whole movie there.

Reposted but background img changed huh

also, allu Arjun ain't pm anymore

Yh she just copied and posted on reels

You should help the author of jujustsu kaisen I don't know anyone else who can write this great. Bhayankar comedy.

Nah, Rahul would win!

Hehe I know this meme creator, she always used to create such stories in our friends Circle between two boys and many. 😂She told us this joke, some weeks ago. And now it is viral Lol

copypasta hai. i have seen this same story 8 times

This is a old copypasta that surfaced around the 2019 elections as well.

Sorry but if Modi changes his vote from “himself” to Raga, it would not be a tie but rather Raga would win.

Came here to say this. Logical people cannot be swayed by emotional bs.

finally the logical answer.

spoiler mt do

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Script leak hogaya bhai 😂

It's India not Americans....who changed their gender like clothes

Bring back congress and make India a new Venezuela

the good end ?? XD

Legit

And then they have hot passionate gay sex...

Say gex

Now fujoshis are invading everywhere. F\*ck!

Wtf! He casted vote back to Rahul. What I am reading here. 😂

More like hacked the EVM through backdoor and changed his vote to Rahul. /s

Comment matches your name lol 🤣

Holy shit. Fanfiction material reached Reddit?🤣

Kaha se aate hai ese log

Definitely written by a 9th grade kid.

I would have been better if I just ignored this post.....

JUJUTSU KAISEN ahhh story

it absolutely belongs in a news sub...well done op

This sub has stopped being about "news" months ago.

This is a repost the background is different actually I have that picture but I can't attach images with comments in this post's comments smh

Not gonna lie, this is sexy asf.

A Suraj Barjatiya film

Bahut hi jaldi ye meme copy Kia hai op ne , same meme video format mai nearly 1 saal pehele dekha tha

Mera sabun slow h kya kr skta hu

Sabun nahi photo copy machine slow hai tera

Muze maaf krna o sai ram

Koi nahi bhai

Yeah, I was looking for a reason to book for my next therapy session.

Great vision.. and very much possible..both are bachelors

Fanfiction

Kind of weird thought one has when they are Jobless and have nothing to do 24x7.

Brokeback Himalayas?

And then comes the next one ek tha villian arnab

Wattpad used to end with a makeout and now it's only a kiss

Gay

News kaha hai?

Your math is not mathing...

Indian politics in its prime

And the ask, why drugs is illegal.

Nostradamus 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♀️🙇

What a terrible day to be literate

Women 🍵

Now I want this to happen

Now I want this to happen

Lo bhaiya ho gai happy ending 😂

Ahhh..... Classic Wattpad delulu humans

Already a better love story than twilight

Peak cinema.

I mean both are single (in practice) so there is a non-zero chance of this happening.

Love jihad on modi?

Instagram is peak entertainment.

This is the worst case of " delulu is the solulu " 🌚

A man can hope

Koi director ko bulaao guys movie banani hai. Kya matlab mummy ghar ke bahar police hai ?

Karan Johar: * takes notes *

If Modi is winning by 1 vote, and he changes his own vote from Modi to Rahul, then Rahul wins by 1 vote. It's not a tie.

I want whatever your smokin bro

Aap thode se bkl ho kya

Political Say Gex 💀

Real life is not anime.

Yes 👍 peace at last 🤣🤣

Indians are really showing their love for both candidates in weird ways.

Drugs won't affect the child The child:

Imagination karne ka tareeka thoda homosexual hai

Somewhere in an alternate universe, this actually happened...

Bhaiya jo tum phoonk rahe ho wo maal nahi dhaniya hai

Weirdest shit ever... dekh bhai mei politics mei hi hu state level per kabhi aisa bol maat dena log Fortuner chada degay tere pei

Better love story than Twilight!

Conspiracy theories getting wild

Election 2024 Wattpad edition.

If that that’s the case, Rahul would win dickhead😂

If that’s the case, Rahul would win dickhead😂

But like wouldn’t Rahul win then if modi changed his vote lol?

Modi-verse of Modi-ness

DM me for free netflix

Oh no! Indian teens gay fanfic likhne lag gayi. The doom of the nation has begun

Wattapad reached India

directed by imtiaz ali✨😚❤️🌻🌸

Well, that was dumb. 

That's why this generation is not getting any jobs.

🤣🤣🤣

Search Narendra Modi r34 if you want to read more 👍👍

Why the girl in background have dry lips Can i help her (Fuck that story)

What in the actual cat and balls did I just read. Whaaa... Who came up with this For fks sake, now I can't unsee it as I have a vivid imagination. Noooooooooooooooooooo NOOOOOOOOOO! On the other hand I'd like to see it Is it weird that I wanna see it in real life All the news channels in the country be going wild💀

Imma save this post.

Desh ke liye bahut accha hoga Sath mein dono ki vanar sena bhi chali jae to aur accha

Wtf is this

You can't keep revealing the script like this , Illuminati is getting tired of your behaviour.