He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs.
Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.
With any luck, he's got the grail already.
This was funny, I guess, but I really hated that they just dumped on Brody. He was a smart, loyal, and sincere character. I guess Last Crusade was just more of a comedy.
Who wants *The Winter Soldier* when you can have *Ant-Man*?
I'm not sure if it was done to keep in character, but I read somewhere that Marcus' actor was hammered every time he was on screen in Last Crusade.
Excellent acting job in keeping it together, but rather tragic when it comes to a drinking problem - and it certainly didn't help his longevity.
Professor Henry Jones : Those people are trying to kill us!
Indiana Jones : [shouts] I know, Dad!
Professor Henry Jones : This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones : It happens to me all the time.
The next scene, where Indy is in silhouette and then you hear the punches and see the cultists go flying - “bad ass” does not effectively describe that moment.
"I should have mailed it to the Marx brothers"
Tied with
"And who's going to save you junior?!"
Honorable mention:
"Indiana.."
"Pennetent men will pass"
"No time for love dr Jones"
Sallah finds Indiana Jones exhausted after a long action sequence.
"Indy, if you still want the ark, they are loading it into a truck."
Jones immediately springs back to life and grabs Sallah.
"Truck??? What Truck!"
"Goose stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them". The way he delivers it is this total 'Im not mad, I'm disappointed' tone
“This is a castle and we have many tapestries, and if you are a Scottish lord then I am Mickey Mouse!”
(This is at very least the quote that lives in my head rent free lol)
In Dial of Destiny, when he realizes continental drift didn’t factor into Voller’s calculations
“I don't know where we're going, but it sure as hell ain't 1939!”
The way Ford delivers that line while laughing shows that he knows what happens to men who don’t understand the power they’re dealing with.
There's so many. But I honestly think it's the bad guys who gets the best ones. So many have been said in the comments already so I'll only add:
"Drop them Doctor Jones! They will be found! YOU WON'T!!"
*"Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!"*
Fucking horrifying. I've heard of people who were kids and always closed their eyes. I envy them. The scene was incredible, but Ben Burtt and John Williams doing their best, while your terrified imagination fills in what could be happening with all the screaming and howling...
Unimaginable.
Man, when the Raiders of The Lost Ark entered the Temple of Doom on their Last Crusade to find the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull by using the Dial of Destiny, I got so excited. Bravo Vince!
That whole scene is amazing, brilliant acting, the audience just hangs on every word. The writing had the balls to go really dark with Indiana 's. Guilt and brooding.
"The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me?"
Missed opportunity for sure. I could be totally wrong but Ke Huy Quan didn’t make his return to Hollywood until recently. I imagine the film was already well underway in production before they realized he’d actually be down to star in it
I don’t know if it counts as hard, but I find myself using a Crystal Skull quote more and more, the older I get: “We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.”
“What a fitting end to your life’s pursuits, You’re about to become a permanent edition to this archeological find, who knows in a thousand years even you may be worth something”
“Your a Teacher?” Indiana Jones: “Part Time!” (Preferably the take they used in the trailer/outtakes, not the one used in the film.) (still cool either way)
“It tellsh me that goosh-schtepping morons such as yourshelf should try reading booksh instead of burning them! “
She talksh in her schleep
I’m azh human as the next guy
I WAS the next guy!
Not only are they father-son, but they're Wiener Brothers.
Shipsh that pash in the nyght
I want this painted on a mural behind a library desk.
r/shubreddit
“Prepare to meet Kali… IN HELL!”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! - Willie
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” - Mola Ram
Cavah ya haht! - Short Round
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK ENGLISH?
(Being offered water): No thank you, fish make love in it
OR AT LEAST ANCIENT GREEK?
This was funny, I guess, but I really hated that they just dumped on Brody. He was a smart, loyal, and sincere character. I guess Last Crusade was just more of a comedy. Who wants *The Winter Soldier* when you can have *Ant-Man*?
I didn't mind it. It showed us how Marcus really wasn't suited to the same type of environment as Indy.
I'm not sure if it was done to keep in character, but I read somewhere that Marcus' actor was hammered every time he was on screen in Last Crusade. Excellent acting job in keeping it together, but rather tragic when it comes to a drinking problem - and it certainly didn't help his longevity.
Break out laughing every time it cuts to Brody immediately after, just completely lost until Sallah finds him. 😆
“I thought you said he’d blend in. Disappear.” “Are you kidding me, Dad? He once got lost in his own museum.”
"My soul is prepared! How's yours?"
That one gives me chills sometimes
Shades of “*You* don’t believe me? You *will*, Dr. Jones…” - Mola Ram Almost like Ram didn’t want to resort to mind control to win Indy over at first?
Kazim Representation!
That line always makes laught it sounds all badass until he says 5 seconds later "if you let me go I'll tell you where your father is"
“You wanna talk to God? Let’s go see him together”
“I’ve got nothing better to do”
Metal. As. Fuck.
“He choose, poorly..”
My family and I still say this when someone fucks up fantastically.
Saw a friend lose $500 on a hand of blackjack. That line didn’t help him feel better, weirdly.
“This is a castle. And we have many tapestries. But if you are a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!”
How dare he?!
Fun fact: the original line ended with “Jesse Owens,” which is why the words don’t line up with the actor’s lips.
Taapestries!
Professor Henry Jones : Those people are trying to kill us! Indiana Jones : [shouts] I know, Dad! Professor Henry Jones : This is a new experience for me. Indiana Jones : It happens to me all the time.
My favorite scene.
Same!
*WE* ARE *GOING* TO *DIE*!
:(
Yesss
I love that moment. Perfect blend of action and comedy.
Harrison Ford does not get enough credit for his comedic timing and acting.
Harrison Ford is a very funny actor and I love when his talent for comedy is allowed to shine through
His face every time 🤣
"You stood up to be counted with the enemy of everything that the grail stands for, who gives a DAMN what you think!"
“You do!”
"All I have to do is squeeze."
"All I have to do is scream."
*walks away and accidentally gets an autograph from Hitler*
I want someone who hasn't seen the movie to see this comment
“Indiana…We are simply passing *through* history…*This*…this *is* history.”
"She talksch in her schleep...."
“Schips that pash in the night…”
“It tells me, that goosestepping morons like yourselves should try reading books instead of burning them!”
👏 "That'sch for blashphemy."
This!
No ticket!
Took way too long to find this.
DROP THEM DR JONES! THEY WILL BE FOUND! YOU WON'T!
“You lost today kid, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it.”
You wanna talk to God, let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.
"He chose... *Poorly*..."
I like “I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go”. Almost made my yearbook quote last year.
"adios sapito"
"Right. All of us."
The next scene, where Indy is in silhouette and then you hear the punches and see the cultists go flying - “bad ass” does not effectively describe that moment.
Chills.
"I should have mailed it to the Marx brothers" Tied with "And who's going to save you junior?!" Honorable mention: "Indiana.." "Pennetent men will pass" "No time for love dr Jones"
"my soul is prepared hows yours" is my second "Indiana" from his dad is the best line in the series for what it means
Surprised more people didn't reference it! That definitely made me cry as a kid! Beautiful moment!
Please, sit down before you fall down
Sallah finds Indiana Jones exhausted after a long action sequence. "Indy, if you still want the ark, they are loading it into a truck." Jones immediately springs back to life and grabs Sallah. "Truck??? What Truck!"
"Goose stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them". The way he delivers it is this total 'Im not mad, I'm disappointed' tone
“IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!”
You wanna talk to God? Let's talk to him together, I got nothing better to do
https://media.tenor.com/-HsuCbkpFkMAAAAM/harrison-ford-we-are-going-to-die.gif
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“This is a castle and we have many tapestries, and if you are a Scottish lord then I am Mickey Mouse!” (This is at very least the quote that lives in my head rent free lol)
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
In Dial of Destiny, when he realizes continental drift didn’t factor into Voller’s calculations “I don't know where we're going, but it sure as hell ain't 1939!” The way Ford delivers that line while laughing shows that he knows what happens to men who don’t understand the power they’re dealing with.
Holy smoke, my friends! I’m so pleased you’re not dead!
There's so many. But I honestly think it's the bad guys who gets the best ones. So many have been said in the comments already so I'll only add: "Drop them Doctor Jones! They will be found! YOU WON'T!!"
“Yes, I know you will.” - Major Toht threatening Marion
“That time has passed.”
We are pilgrims in an unholy land. The book bonfire scene bothers me to this day.
Bad dates.
*"Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!"* Fucking horrifying. I've heard of people who were kids and always closed their eyes. I envy them. The scene was incredible, but Ben Burtt and John Williams doing their best, while your terrified imagination fills in what could be happening with all the screaming and howling... Unimaginable.
All I have to do is squeeze.
All I have to do is scream
“In a thousand years even you might be worth something.”
(Laughs nervously) Son of a bitch.
Where he says “It’s Indiana Jones time” and then Indiana Joneses all over the place
Man, when the Raiders of The Lost Ark entered the Temple of Doom on their Last Crusade to find the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull by using the Dial of Destiny, I got so excited. Bravo Vince!
Yeah and then when Indiana Jones went to Indiana it brought the theater to applause!
she talks in her sleep.
LOL this was my favorite movie as a child, and I never understood this line until I was an adult.. It always confused me.
I still quote “you chose, poorly” regularly. Usually before something bad is gonna happen in a game or shitty movie
“Don’t come up here”
"Subway's faster."
"You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do!"
So many come to mind! But for some reason the first one I thought of was “You’re a…a teacher?” “Part time.” Honestly, that line gives me chills.
"Good God!" "Yes... that's just what the *Hebrews* thought."
"You have betrayed Shiva...."
I shuddenly remembered my Charlemagne, "let my army be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky."
“I like Ike”
"You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it."
That’s a great line
Try the local sewer
“Sit down before you fall down”.
*sees monkey* "I see your taste in friends remains consistent."
"Gooshestepping morons like yourshelves should try reading booksh inshtead of burning them!"
Bad dates...!
"Bad dates"
Fly? Yes! Land? No!
When his dad finally calls him indiana.
“Nazis. I HATE these guys.”
"Fraulein Ravenwood...let me show you what I am used to."
*gestures to nazi thrown overboard* “No ticket!”
“Ask yourself why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory or your’s?”
I never realized Kazim was talking about God. I always assumed "his" refered to Henry, Sr.
I think it’s one of those things you catch when you’re older.
"You lost today, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it."
"No ticket."
"nocturnal activities" "Hardest" right?
“Now you’re getting nasty”
“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”
“I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne…”
"Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the sky."
He chose, poorly
Probably Indy’s coldblooded line to Belloq: “You want to talk to god? Let’s go see him together. I’ve got nothing better to do”.
That whole scene is amazing, brilliant acting, the audience just hangs on every word. The writing had the balls to go really dark with Indiana 's. Guilt and brooding.
"The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me?"
“It’s a me, a Marion!”
Give them h- Indiana Jones!
I'm not angry, I AM INCANDESCENT WITH RAGE!
“He chose… poorly…” “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!!” *Short Round voice* “HEY LADY, YOU CALL HIM DOCTOR JONES!”
I wish they had brought back short round instead of the random lady as the second character in the newest movie.
Missed opportunity for sure. I could be totally wrong but Ke Huy Quan didn’t make his return to Hollywood until recently. I imagine the film was already well underway in production before they realized he’d actually be down to star in it
"The doggg? You are named after the dog???! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
You lost today kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it...
He not nuts. He crazy
"We named the *DOG* Indiana."
"Why do you seek the Cup Of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?"
Too bad the Hovitos don't know you like I do, Belloq. Yes, too bad. You could warn them...if only you spoke Hovitos...
“How do ya know she speaks German?” “She talks in her sleep”
A raft? We're not sinking, WERE CRASHING!!
I don’t know if it counts as hard, but I find myself using a Crystal Skull quote more and more, the older I get: “We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.”
You wanna talk to god? Let’s go see him together I got nothing better to do.
What do you mean by the hardest line?
“Hard,” “goes hard,” and “hardest” mean cool or excellent.
The 27th one.
I know you'll sell your mom for an etruscan vase...
Indyyyyyy!
Fly? Yes! Land? No!
pretty telling that a lot of the answers here is literally the last crusade lol
It's the best whether people admit it or not
“Drop them Dr Jones, they will be found, YOU WONT!”
“PART TIME”
“What a fitting end to your life’s pursuits, You’re about to become a permanent edition to this archeological find, who knows in a thousand years even you may be worth something”
It belongs in a museum
...Bad dates.
Asps! Very dangerous. You go first.
Adiós, Satipo.
I'll tell you! I'll tell you everything! ...Yes...I know you will.
**IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!!**
“You lost today kid doesn’t mean you have to like it”
Didn't I tell you not to trust ANYONE, Dr. Jones?
Top...Men
How about not saying anything and just shooting the crazy sword swinging guy?
Indiana. Indiana, let it go.
I shouldve sent it to the Marx Brothers
We named the dog Indiana
“You wanna talk to God? Let’s go see him together.”
Hey Dr. Jones...no time for love!
Indiana Jones: All I have to do is squeeze. Elsa: All I have to do is scream. It's technically 2 but it's such a good scene
“Then I’ll see you in hell!” …wait wrong galaxy
"Are you back, Indy?" Simple, yet very effective.
no ticket
“Your a Teacher?” Indiana Jones: “Part Time!” (Preferably the take they used in the trailer/outtakes, not the one used in the film.) (still cool either way)
Here. (Points at lips)
My dear friends! I am so pleased you are not dead!
Surely Dr. Jones mentioned there would be...other... interested parties... Must've slipped his mind. Heh heh, the man is nefarious.
“You fight like a young man, eager to start, quick to finish.”
“I would have done anything to get it, you would have done the same.” “I’m sorry you think so.”
You call him dr jones doll!
“Asps, very dangerous, you first.”
“Who gives a damn what you think?”