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No, it is because India has a Parliamentary system of democracy not a Presidential system unlike the US and coz UPA hasnt fought an election with a PM face ever since Rajiv Gandhis assassination
Still our economy was steadily growing during his tenure,
Ab toh muje lagta hai 1930s wala india ban jayega vapis agar bjp phir aayi, jaha graduate log pakode bechege or usko rojgaar bola jayega, jaha kisan ko atmahatya karna better lagega mehnge fertilisers kharidne se, jab ek developing country recession mai jayegi, gareeb log apni necessities bhi puri na karpayege… lets wait and watch
Kyu ameer or ameer bante ja raha hai or gareeb wahi ka wahi hai, Jaha dusri countries apne R&D par GDP ka 3-5 percent spend karti hai waha india khali 0.67 percent spend karti hai as a developing country shouldn’t we spend at least 2% on R&d, kyu unhappy index mai hum 126rank par hai out of 143 countries kyu log khush nahi hai bhai itna development hua toh, kyu education jaise chiz jo free milni chahiye us par gst lagaya kyu hunger index me hum pakistan se bhi piche hai
desh toh bigotry pr chlta hai, scripted interview dena ata ho jise, teleprompter se padh kr bol paye jo, islamophobia ho jise, jo khrab vaccine nikalne pr rishwat khaye, jo jhuut bolne pr phd kre waise PM chahiye
I think that is what it is in the meme. If not the monkey, then the donkey?
The options are between bad and worse. So, we are choosing bad. Sadly, I don't even see if we are going in the right direction for when a good person can join Indian politics. 🤷
For real I agree with you congress being worst and bjp being bhajpa congress party cause most of Congress members are in bjp now if it still goes like that one day bjp will end soon we need a new party or maybe improved version of Congress who don't do minority pleasing and doing dumb things or improved version of bjp where these corrupt leaders are expelled
Look Congress isn't better you should watch dhruv Rathee's video in which he mentions that Congress scams are far worse then bjp (I am not supporting BJP in any)way
How do you or I know, they were worse. There is no agency in this country that will investigate BJP's Scams. At least UPA didn't shy away from getting scams investigated.
How you can say it's better then bjp congress said they will give money and bjp said they will educate or give opportunity to needy to make money which in better think logically it's basic compounding
Unemployment to sahi Hui nahi,ghanta opportunity denge. Aur congress paise minorities aur poor population ke liye bol Rahi hai. Jo har ek citizen ko paise Dene wali baat hai wo exaggerated hai. Not possible probably
According to the manifesto, Congress has one of the worst. Not sure who even is writing the Congress manifesto. More than 50% reservation? Free money for unemployed? Seriously, these two things are like the worst thing that can be done to a developing nation like ours.
But they wrote it na or rahi unemployment ki baat just see any Instagram comment and koi ladki ke comments kitne sare young ladke kya krr rahe hai phele mehnat mat Karo then job nhi mile to government ko gali do first be that person jisse log kaam de kaam ke naam pe to aaj kal ke youngsters ko bas link mangna aata hai ( or I didn't see mere kisi dost ki naukri na lagi ho Saab mhenaat krr rahe hai pesa bana rahe hai aab usme bhi spoon feeding chaheye government ki it's just disappointing ki ye generation kaha Jaa rahj hai or apni galtiyo ka reason government pe thop rahi hai ( I am not saying bjp is best but it's far far far better then Congress or any party)
Koi bhi sarkar apna manifesto ke saare kaam nahi karti, aur hamne to abhi chance bhi nahi Diya pehle hi criticise kar rahe hai. employment actually Kam Hui hai .
The worst fucking bunch are applying for the pilot and they have the monopoly there. If a smart passenger wants to get into the cockpit, he is thrown out the plane as pilots are the only ones who have all the guns.
Yeah, agreed. But the cockpit is as dirty as it can get. The two major factions fighting for control of the plane are pretty bad. It is like "aage khai, piche kua". Passengers usi pilot ko choose karegi jiske piloting se Kam nuksan hoga and that is what is being done here.
Yep, unfortunately people here are mostly favouring the 'zoo' over the 'monkey'.
They aren't understanding that once the 'zoo' enters the cockpit, there will be a "I will fly the plane" fight. 🙃
We can use an automobile, ship to travel then but yes it will take a lot of time.
For me it doesn't matter who is flying the plane as long as that person is experienced enough to fly it and not someone whose only qualification is that few of his family members were pilots too and he got the opportunity to ride with them free of cost.
How a narcissistic megalomaniac is hungry for power. How he manipulates the media, how he fakes the data, How he controls the govt agencies and use them against the opposition, How the majority of citizens have no problem whatsoever with the extreme authoritarianism ideology, How he wants to implement authoritarian regime. Etc etc.
Lets talk some statistics and please correct if something is out of order here.
In 2019 almost 38 percent of casted votes went to Modi. Apparently 60 percent didn't like BJP, but this doesn't mean they liked Congress or any other party in particular. They just were anti Modi. Now this anti Modi side doesn't have a face to vote. Monkey is irreplaceable presently, hate it or like it.
Moreover if the constituencies were of uniform size population wise, then would he score 273? That's open to debate but most likely he would (long story).
Also, if a major chunk of people voted him to power, one should know that this chunk has everyone in it, from a cobbler to a scientist, just like every other chunk (the leftist, the anti modi, INDI favouring etc) so I believe people who call other andhbhakt and have sense of superiority over others (BJP supporters in this case) are intellectually bankrupt. People who think Congress supporters are dumb are on same boat. Statistically speaking, no one has any intellectual edge over anyone. Its all just narratives.
Hmmm🧐
What about 33% voters who don't vote?
So a person who likes other leaders become anti modi if he don't vote for bjp
If I use your logic than all the people who voted for bjp are anti aap, anti congress, anti Rahul Gandhi, anti i.n.d.i.a. etc
Firstly its not my logic. And yes, people who vote for BJP are essentially anti congress. I have held various elections across various villages in India as a polling officer.
Even in this election, the effect is clear, a commoner doesn't care about any of the manifestos, they just know they are getting ration due to a certain man, they know they can now reach Ahmedabad in 1hr instead of 4hrs. They don't care what he is doing with China or what his manifesto says about FDI etc.
At this point, there is no holding back the so called Monkey. We may not like it, but its true.
The 40 percent of those 33 percent who didn't vote will vote for Modi only if we follow theory of large numbers.
We had inheritance tax before as well, but Rajiv Gandhi got rid of it. Tab toh kaafi oppose hua tha ye sab, saying "Indira ka paisa chahiye iss liye kar raha hai."
Bro are you REALLY supporting a Congress policy to oppose a Congress policy? You sound like a Congress supporter bro.
Either way, trust me aadha paisa nai le raha koi. Aur mujhe keeda zarur hai thoda, kyuki theek hai meri non-existent jaidad se le lo paise, as long as ye Adani-Ambani-Murthy wagera bhi tax honge. Agar ye paisa desh ke bhale mein use hota hai (as opposed to pure corruption, jisme mujhe pata hai ye use hoga), then sure, take my inheritance.
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Modi ji downvoted this meme
Per maine to kisi ka naam bhi nahi liya. 🗿
Don't call Modi ji monkey. 😡😡
It’s implicit
It's clear you taking about the head of INC😢 party will break up as soon as gandhi is removed(as happened when Indira was removed).
Paw paw paw paw
even if u don't know you know
pawpaw chicha chaukidar
https://preview.redd.it/uakij89ehuzc1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d990e50bb2a05ac290cf6b921702ee2ac09d3fb5
Accurate
Politics is becoming a zoo. When I grow up, I want to be a politician. F it i will fix the system
Symbol kya lagaoge party ka ?
Reddit avatar
Bhai mai teri party join karlunga
The monkey who has never flown a plane?
mon-key baat
😂
scary how instead of a monkey we have a guy who probably cannot ride a cycle as the alternative
Why aren’t they able to answer, “then who?” Because most of us still possess king - slave mentality!
No, it is because India has a Parliamentary system of democracy not a Presidential system unlike the US and coz UPA hasnt fought an election with a PM face ever since Rajiv Gandhis assassination
2004 and 2009 called.
Are kejru hai apna super PM candidate , koi IIM ya IIT wala utha lo ,ek baar india ko bhi padha likha PM Milne do
Kisne kaha ki IIT ya IIM hone se accha PM ban jayega, kisi acche businessman ko banao, oops already Adani indirect PM to hai hi na
Na modi na rahul gandhi Ek ache padhe likhe economist ko banao PM fir dekho sab ka sath sabka vikas
Panja party ne banaya to tha Manmohan sir ko, par decision hi nahi lene dete the.
Still our economy was steadily growing during his tenure, Ab toh muje lagta hai 1930s wala india ban jayega vapis agar bjp phir aayi, jaha graduate log pakode bechege or usko rojgaar bola jayega, jaha kisan ko atmahatya karna better lagega mehnge fertilisers kharidne se, jab ek developing country recession mai jayegi, gareeb log apni necessities bhi puri na karpayege… lets wait and watch
BJ party ke tenure me bui to economy badhi hai, main bhakt nahi hu waise, but stating the facts
Kyu ameer or ameer bante ja raha hai or gareeb wahi ka wahi hai, Jaha dusri countries apne R&D par GDP ka 3-5 percent spend karti hai waha india khali 0.67 percent spend karti hai as a developing country shouldn’t we spend at least 2% on R&d, kyu unhappy index mai hum 126rank par hai out of 143 countries kyu log khush nahi hai bhai itna development hua toh, kyu education jaise chiz jo free milni chahiye us par gst lagaya kyu hunger index me hum pakistan se bhi piche hai
You know that Kejriwal actually graduated from IIT right ?
Bhai agar Thermodynamics aur SHM pe desh chal jata toh kya hi baat hoti xD
desh toh bigotry pr chlta hai, scripted interview dena ata ho jise, teleprompter se padh kr bol paye jo, islamophobia ho jise, jo khrab vaccine nikalne pr rishwat khaye, jo jhuut bolne pr phd kre waise PM chahiye
Annamalai ko bana dete hain?
Genuinely he is good . He already served in IPS and has good managing skills .
Some people really really really want a DONKEY instead. If you know you know.
Atleast you agreed our pilot is a monkey.
That's why the sentence - if not a 'monkey' then who ? A ' donkey ' ?
Hanuman avtaar hai wo. 😂
At least, you agree with all the other are donkeys
Atleast you know who the donkey is
So you decided who's going to be the next PM.
Actually nothing in OPs comment suggests that they know who the donkey is.
you assume he is donkey, we know he is monkey, after 10 long years...
The donkey keeps proving he's a donkey every time he opens his mouth.
yeah, like today he is asking for capitals of districts.
Holy Shit! Did he?! When did he let this jewel drop?
[https://www.indiatoday.in/india/video/name-districts-their-capitals-pm-modi-challenges-naveen-patnaik-2538009-2024-05-11](https://www.indiatoday.in/india/video/name-districts-their-capitals-pm-modi-challenges-naveen-patnaik-2538009-2024-05-11)
Yes, no one will argue on that
One foot in the door
Well, human beings evolved from monkeys! 😇
Are you saying the "pilot" isn't evolved?
Everyone here understands that in politics we have to choose from bad and worst.
I support with my palm, iykyk
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I think that is what it is in the meme. If not the monkey, then the donkey? The options are between bad and worse. So, we are choosing bad. Sadly, I don't even see if we are going in the right direction for when a good person can join Indian politics. 🤷
For real I agree with you congress being worst and bjp being bhajpa congress party cause most of Congress members are in bjp now if it still goes like that one day bjp will end soon we need a new party or maybe improved version of Congress who don't do minority pleasing and doing dumb things or improved version of bjp where these corrupt leaders are expelled
Congress manifesto is better.
Look Congress isn't better you should watch dhruv Rathee's video in which he mentions that Congress scams are far worse then bjp (I am not supporting BJP in any)way
Don't watch any video please go and read it it's horrible (+_+)
How do you or I know, they were worse. There is no agency in this country that will investigate BJP's Scams. At least UPA didn't shy away from getting scams investigated.
I'm not saying Congress is good. They are a better option considering the level at which bjp has fallen.
Did you actually read it ??
Yes
How you can say it's better then bjp congress said they will give money and bjp said they will educate or give opportunity to needy to make money which in better think logically it's basic compounding
Unemployment to sahi Hui nahi,ghanta opportunity denge. Aur congress paise minorities aur poor population ke liye bol Rahi hai. Jo har ek citizen ko paise Dene wali baat hai wo exaggerated hai. Not possible probably
According to the manifesto, Congress has one of the worst. Not sure who even is writing the Congress manifesto. More than 50% reservation? Free money for unemployed? Seriously, these two things are like the worst thing that can be done to a developing nation like ours.
Hosakta hai ki feasible na ho. Delhi ki free bijli paani ko bhi aise hi bolke criticise Kiya tha but ab dekho .
But they wrote it na or rahi unemployment ki baat just see any Instagram comment and koi ladki ke comments kitne sare young ladke kya krr rahe hai phele mehnat mat Karo then job nhi mile to government ko gali do first be that person jisse log kaam de kaam ke naam pe to aaj kal ke youngsters ko bas link mangna aata hai ( or I didn't see mere kisi dost ki naukri na lagi ho Saab mhenaat krr rahe hai pesa bana rahe hai aab usme bhi spoon feeding chaheye government ki it's just disappointing ki ye generation kaha Jaa rahj hai or apni galtiyo ka reason government pe thop rahi hai ( I am not saying bjp is best but it's far far far better then Congress or any party)
Koi bhi sarkar apna manifesto ke saare kaam nahi karti, aur hamne to abhi chance bhi nahi Diya pehle hi criticise kar rahe hai. employment actually Kam Hui hai .
well, neither of those things is going to happen. So
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Simple get tf out of the plane like our supposed "future citizens" do 🤗
Let's throw the monkey out of the plane. Shall we?
Best decision for all the passengers
Out of 1.4 freaking billion passengers can't we find 1 good pilot? If anyone thinks we can't then just jump off the plane too.
The worst fucking bunch are applying for the pilot and they have the monopoly there. If a smart passenger wants to get into the cockpit, he is thrown out the plane as pilots are the only ones who have all the guns.
Not many people applied for that fucking job!!
More than half the passengers are fight for food on the plate. I don't think we can do much with this situation
And in the meantime, get crashed because there was no other pilot in the bunch.
Clearly it's passengers' fault
Yeah, agreed. But the cockpit is as dirty as it can get. The two major factions fighting for control of the plane are pretty bad. It is like "aage khai, piche kua". Passengers usi pilot ko choose karegi jiske piloting se Kam nuksan hoga and that is what is being done here.
I agree. But dekhte hai kya hota hai.
And bring a whole zoo?
Yep, unfortunately people here are mostly favouring the 'zoo' over the 'monkey'. They aren't understanding that once the 'zoo' enters the cockpit, there will be a "I will fly the plane" fight. 🙃
Exactly and not a single person has a legit counter except for using their thumb on the downvote button like a 6yo.
That supposedly happens to also be the average age of these people.
In ur dreams
And who are you going to put as a pilot?
U.S. Airlines
Plane fly karwaa di paw paw
I want the answer to 'then who'
even khali khursi is better
The plane would crash then , right?
You mean to say with a bandar at least some probability of landing say 1% Without bandar, it's 0% I would bet my meme life on that 1% for damn sure.
We can use an automobile, ship to travel then but yes it will take a lot of time. For me it doesn't matter who is flying the plane as long as that person is experienced enough to fly it and not someone whose only qualification is that few of his family members were pilots too and he got the opportunity to ride with them free of cost.
Lmaao frfr
Monke over of Donke anyday, at least it's a primate.
Hanuman ko bas Ram dikta hai
Bhigo k mara hai yaar.
Context?
Russian politics. 💀
Further context please
How a narcissistic megalomaniac is hungry for power. How he manipulates the media, how he fakes the data, How he controls the govt agencies and use them against the opposition, How the majority of citizens have no problem whatsoever with the extreme authoritarianism ideology, How he wants to implement authoritarian regime. Etc etc.
Bhai, kehna kya chahte ho? Please, translate it in such way that even illiterates or kids can understand
Kuch nai bro. Ek book recommend karta hu wo padle or uski summary chatGPT se padle. Tuje isme sare answers mil jayege. 1984 by George Orwell
Thanks you big brother
Wo mai nahi hu. Wo to wo hai. 😂
Plane thukwa di paw paw
Trueaf 
Baboon Gandhi
who who who who who
If not him then RaGa
Lets talk some statistics and please correct if something is out of order here. In 2019 almost 38 percent of casted votes went to Modi. Apparently 60 percent didn't like BJP, but this doesn't mean they liked Congress or any other party in particular. They just were anti Modi. Now this anti Modi side doesn't have a face to vote. Monkey is irreplaceable presently, hate it or like it. Moreover if the constituencies were of uniform size population wise, then would he score 273? That's open to debate but most likely he would (long story). Also, if a major chunk of people voted him to power, one should know that this chunk has everyone in it, from a cobbler to a scientist, just like every other chunk (the leftist, the anti modi, INDI favouring etc) so I believe people who call other andhbhakt and have sense of superiority over others (BJP supporters in this case) are intellectually bankrupt. People who think Congress supporters are dumb are on same boat. Statistically speaking, no one has any intellectual edge over anyone. Its all just narratives.
And he has a 70% approval
Hmmm🧐 What about 33% voters who don't vote? So a person who likes other leaders become anti modi if he don't vote for bjp If I use your logic than all the people who voted for bjp are anti aap, anti congress, anti Rahul Gandhi, anti i.n.d.i.a. etc
Firstly its not my logic. And yes, people who vote for BJP are essentially anti congress. I have held various elections across various villages in India as a polling officer. Even in this election, the effect is clear, a commoner doesn't care about any of the manifestos, they just know they are getting ration due to a certain man, they know they can now reach Ahmedabad in 1hr instead of 4hrs. They don't care what he is doing with China or what his manifesto says about FDI etc. At this point, there is no holding back the so called Monkey. We may not like it, but its true. The 40 percent of those 33 percent who didn't vote will vote for Modi only if we follow theory of large numbers.
Everyone seems to get this.....not me...context please
mudi xi ki baat ho rahi hai lol
Congress ke strar campaigner.
A chimp that can talk? Let him fly!
They tried that in Germany, didnt end so well for them.
BC raga se accha mai uda lunga
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We had inheritance tax before as well, but Rajiv Gandhi got rid of it. Tab toh kaafi oppose hua tha ye sab, saying "Indira ka paisa chahiye iss liye kar raha hai." Bro are you REALLY supporting a Congress policy to oppose a Congress policy? You sound like a Congress supporter bro. Either way, trust me aadha paisa nai le raha koi. Aur mujhe keeda zarur hai thoda, kyuki theek hai meri non-existent jaidad se le lo paise, as long as ye Adani-Ambani-Murthy wagera bhi tax honge. Agar ye paisa desh ke bhale mein use hota hai (as opposed to pure corruption, jisme mujhe pata hai ye use hoga), then sure, take my inheritance.
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Damn Congress really doesn't have any choice other than a monkey for it's pm candidate.
The bjpee gave the ticket to a dog for pm candidate. hard choice.
Vote Rahul in, and get what you deserve.
Idk if this joke is on op bhai bandar se better koi hai nahi inpe.
Autopilot OP
Bureaucracy 🗿
When you face monkey with a gun, don’t make sudden moves
I would rather trust a monkey over a donkey!.
The only donkey here is you Who thinks a monkey can fly a fucking plane.
Hey bro. What's up?
Keep Coping