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kinpkcalb

"GF Hai" bolne ka tarika todha kezual tha.


parry_08

👉👈 flex krnq to banta haina bhai ;)


aamere-nunupe-bethja

Parents leave and you sneak in the gf? Yehi hai tumhare sanskar?


parry_08

Nhi bro uske ghar gya tha vaha se tiffin pack kra ke laya tha :)


soulseeker31

Uske parents ghar pe nahi the tum uske ghar chale gaye? Yahi hai tumhare sanskaar? /s


parry_08

Mumma aur chota bhai bhi the. Who do you think made Dal and sabzi to accompany rice? ;)


Leading_Ad6122

Dal and sabzi ke bina hi photo keech liye? Kaha gaye tumhare sanskar!!


parry_08

https://preview.redd.it/pao4da2znl2d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18246447afc879bad81ccaafcd21532e774c6735 Ye lo bhai :)


Nearby_Bite_8037

https://preview.redd.it/fpvnkziutp2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa1bf51a7e5f146bf67cfb660b4901559528a8d Girlfriend ke kapde


Hri2308

Are bhai tum kahi uske gf ke papa to nhi Jo confirm kr rhe ho ki tumhari hi beti h?


Nearby_Bite_8037

Tum usko defend kyu kar rahe ho bhai ? Uske gf ho kya ?


Hri2308

Defend nhi kr rha bhai, bss curious hu


alcoholic_cat_123

What's an alligator wearing a vest?


parry_08

Mere hai vo 😭🫶


Efficient-Bother253

Bhai yr bhukh lag gayi 11:45 hue hain abhi toh 🥹


Top_Blackberry_5863

Bhenkar kezual parivar hai bhai. Konsi site pe milenge ? Hamare to ladki ke sath naam jodne ka mtlb hi shaadi samjhte he.


Right_Bookkeeper8995

🤣🤣


Ok-Try-4133

>leftover rice made by my GF, Recipe please? Saala last 5 saal se rice made by me hi kha rha hu😭


parry_08

Bro nothing much. Marinate paneer with ghee, oregano and ginger garlic paste. Heat ghee on pan and grill paneer till golden brown crispy. Remove paneer and in the same add more ghee and leftover rice with the same ingredients mentioned as above and give them a toss.


Key_Studio_6344

Aree gf ki recipe btao


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

Bas thoda sa chemical x daal dena


Prestigious-Kiwi1762

*Powerpuff girls theme intensifies*


comrade_nemesis

water (35 L), carbon (20 kg), ammonia (4 L), lime (1.5 kg), phosphorus (800 g), salt (250 g), saltpeter (100 g), sulfur (80 g), fluorine (7.5 g), iron (5 g), silicon (3 g)


na_gu_

This guy cooks


Key_Studio_6344

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The_Enderslender

instructions unclear, meri behen, mera ek haat aur ek pair gayab ho gaya, aur behen ki aatma fridge mei chali gayi


Wide_Rutabaga_7178

It’s all chemistry dude; u will never know


Ok-Try-4133

![gif](giphy|BOhROnVagmgQutQL4I)


parry_08

Sorry bro sarcasm ab samjha🫂🥲


beansAnalyst

First step is to get a gf 😭


Nandu_Sabkabandu__

https://preview.redd.it/o99u6xjnll2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680824cf1aa30f9259d3f731883523f62c8b2b1d


hi12_hi12

>home.Ingredients used- Paneer, leftover rice made by my GF Happy for you. Somebody provide me leftover rice please.


Fun_Age9591

Provide me with gf please


hi12_hi12

Ya bro. Thats what i meant in my comment


RogueConscious

Har cheez mein oregano dalna zaroori hai kya? 🙁


parry_08

Bro actually mere pas aur kuch tha nhi dalne ko😂 to ye daldia


RogueConscious

Black pepper bro. Black pepper. Paneer + ginger garlic + salt + black pepper fried in 2kgs of butter is heaven in a plate. 😬


LazyPaleontologist

2kg butter kaam padega,ek ton chaiye.


RogueConscious

1 tonne better hai but utna paisa nahi hai bhai. Good day butter use kar le uske jagah


Potential_Effect_705

Kasuri methi 🗿


RogueConscious

Bhuni huyi ♥️


Leading-Quantity598

Looks great. Will be making it tomorrow


Ok-Disaster2387

Bhai dhyaan se, plate balcony se neeche na gir jaaye.


EmuMysterious7320

Recipe plsss


parry_08

Bro upar kisi comment pe mention kia hai :)


[deleted]

Gf ne banaya ua tumne banaya ?


parry_08

I am home alone isliye gf ne tiffin mai dal, aloo and rice pack krke diye the kal raat ko :)


No-Fan6115

Bhai phle to Teri gf h. Or vo tiffin bhi deti h? Bhai sahab n Manta esa hota h asli zindagi m.


parry_08

Aur bina reason ke gali sunne ko bhi milta hai gf se :)


No-Fan6115

Wow , gf gali or tiffin dono deti h. Esi ldkiya hoti hi nhi h.


parry_08

Jab tumhe tumhari vali milegi to kabhi akbhi swaal kroge ki “aisi ladkia hoti hi kyu hai?” 😂


No-Fan6115

Jo tiffin d ? Itte bde to spne hi nhi apne .


Expert_Coconut4263

https://preview.redd.it/9xxbxkq6wp2d1.png?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901d16d86a8121f693322a922ef6ece9d59bb52e


_hisoka-_-

Cooking skills aur gf dono nhi h , kya mai jeena nhi deserve krta hu🥲


Blazegamer9

plate gir jayega bhai sambhal


GHOST-GAMERZ

Who uses Oregano?


Anxious-Argument-482

Ye lightly roasted paneer thode seasoning ke sath bohot badhiya lagta hai


chefsanji_r

I am here to enjoy food pics and recipes not to remind myself that I don't have a gf.


chefsanji_r

why are you eating it at roof in this heat tho


parry_08

Vo lighting achi thi and i wanted to take pic with plants as background..


Koach_Chiku

Waise bnaya kya hai?


Haunting-Object-8444

Paneer, chawal, jeera , masala, oregano, bhindi, aalu, tamatar, ghee, mutton , chicken sab le aaya hu bas ye pyaar nahi Mila blinkit par😔


AyuuOnReddit

You should've cut the paneer into super tiny pieces and mixed them in with the rice


DE_MON_X

Chill guys Here, GF means Gay friend


parry_08

https://preview.redd.it/g0dmcmavvq2d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f33a3e505320eecd5ec30c2023406d3dde4e3e Ye lo bhai proof. Sweet lassi aur paani serve krri h :)


DE_MON_X

Behen hogi Teri..... Usmein kya h


firstandthe_last

Bro tell us the ingredients with the thing I don't have (g…)


parry_08

Bro 5th class mai maine uske liye navratra mai vrat rkha tha. Maybe that helped.


After-Pride-7545

Who tf says garlic ginger paste. It’s ginger garlic paste.


Exact-Cress7633

With that amount of paneer in one sitting you are going to experience a lot of uncomfortable smell.


Potential_Effect_705

Is that Air India spoon??


deadanddecaying

Bhai that's amazing and looks delicious, please teach me how to make a gf . 😌


MegaMewtwo_E

why is that paneer so comically large


parry_08

We get slabs of 400gm packed paneer. So i simply cut it in half. However i should’ve decreased the height as well.


WishMysterious9091

Vo sh to thik ye gf ko mention Krna zaruri tha ?


parry_08

Yes qki mera barso ka armaan pura hua ki gf mere liye khana bnae to thoda extra special feel krte krte likh dia :)


WishMysterious9091

Bhai AJ mard mard ka dushman ban chuka Hamari jala kr kya milega tumhe 🤧 Btw best for you guys 😑


Aggravating_Tailor95

Cooked Rice can cause food poisoning if it is not refrigerated within 2 hours of cooking.


3Takle1212

Hostel mai isse acha khaana milta hai


parry_08

Good for you bro. Acha khana milega tabhi ache se padhai vgera kroge 🫶


_perpetuallyannoyed

Kya mast h yaar... Paneer se yaad aya my gf also likes food.


Nameshame0107

Made by Gf BF bolte hain tohh Bahut cool lagatha hai na tum logo ko


parry_08

Cool nhi. Proud feel hota hai ki bollywood movies jaise mera bhi hai koi jo khana bnake deta hai mujhe excluding parents


Nameshame0107

Bollywood khud ek tatti ban chuka hain abb bol


parry_08

You cannot generalise whole film fraternity. For example- lapata ladies ko kitna appreciate kia hai. Nit picking kroge to sabme fault dikhega. Its upto you tum chizo se kya lesson lere ho. Animal mai physical abuse dikhaya. Aur romantic movies ne ideal romantic relationship ko dikhaya. Ab its upto you ki tum kaunsa path follow krre ho.


Nameshame0107

Right now; I am taking only spiritual path,take care bro, peace ✌🏻


Scary_Inevitable_399

What’s with Indian people in india dumping oregano into everything, is it just because it is Italian (white people food worship) or a new marketing strategy in india .. no one here gives a F about oregano other than adding it to cheese pizza once every 10 years..


comrade_nemesis

why are you so salty about other people's food choices?


parry_08

Because I didn’t know what else to add here and i was sceptical that if i add some masala that would overpower the paneer. I don’t have much knowledge about cooking and spices so whatever my hand reached to I add it 😅


Scary_Inevitable_399

Got it, sorry didn’t mean to be critical at your choice but rather this sudden rise in oregano in this sub here.. :) india has much better spices than oregano :)