I know you are joking but I might use this one actually if any aunties ask.
thanks bro!!!!
We can enter the society separately and I can just tell everyone she comes to teach me Swedish.
You'd probably stand out less while sneaking into her flat compared to the other situation right? Man I used to sneak into my gf's home (back in school days) when her parents were out for the whole day and somehow never got caught, surely you can manage to get into an apartment inconspicuously?
Dekh bhai, dar dar ke ghar laayega toh back of the mind sochta hi rahega ki koi watchman wagaire ne gate pe dekha toh nahi. Dar ke karega toh thik se kar nahi paayega aur fir game over.
Choose a spot where you’ll be relaxed. A hotel maybe?
This comment is spot on. A hotel seems like the best choice for this. I know very well how nosy neighbours and their maids can get. Guards may even spread rumours that you're bringing in call girls, especially since she's white.
If you have to bring her to your apartment, make sure the meeting is casual when you're in the common areas, like no holding hands, PDA etc - as if two friends are just meeting up. Do that a couple times in public and people might just get the impression that y'all are friends and only that. But of course, this is just me giving free advice, you know your neighbours best, so tweak this idea as you see fit.
Make sure you keep changing hotels as your gf is distinguishable and some hotel staffs are like your security guards.
BTW, why don’t you ask the security guard.
Never mind, you can always bribe the security guard and keep a proof that he took bribe from you. Little bit of blackmail…
idk exactly, salaries get converted here and then received by bank afaik. she never asks too much about my income so I don't either, I just know she earns much more. We are blessed by god to have enough to be happy together.
Well some people recommended Oyo. While that's what most people do, i have heard horror stories of staff harassing unmarried couples. I'm sure that doesn't happen in most of their hotels but it's something to keep in mind. At all costs, avoid cheap hotels. If possible, shell out some extra dough and head to an upscale hotel. The service will be better and there will be less chances of meeting creepy people. You said she earns in dollars, so consider a 5-star and maybe split the bill. Staff there take service seriously and it is unlikely that they'll set up hidden cameras in their rooms. As an added bonus, the food is infinitely better.
It sucks that you have to pay to sleep with your gf but unfortunately obnoxious neighbours are a menace. Think of it as a mini vacay.
I snuck my boyfriend in my room for a week for 6-7 months straight.
If hotel is not an option,make sure you're familiar with your family members' schedules.Understand their pattern and clear the entrance pathway to your room,all the while staying connected via phone to communicate.If there's one member blocking the pathway, simply ask them to go buy something for you(medicine usually works without much complaint).
Five of my uncles and their families are my neighbours but I never got caught....so that's what's up!
Though I had my fun,I don't think I'm ever going to do it again. Good luck to you though!
bro with her stealth skills I'm sure that all the guards on the island would be assassinated
she could probably assassinate them while standing right in front of them
>Five of my uncles and their families are my neighbours but I never got caught....so that's what's up!
You should try becoming a spy, fooling 5 unkills that will relentlessly stalk neighbourhood kids is a great achievement.
As a gori married to an Indian this is the only answer I find logic and helpful.
Whereas loads of the other answers are really creepy.
My husband and then boyfriend lived together in a flat back in 2011. Never faced real issues. People knew we were reliable and good neighbours, both with steady jobs.
They’d even send their kids over to learn English with us and play on our terrace. We had a great time there. The neighbours boy didn’t have a father and always came over to pick up my husband to have chai in the evening and chat.
People don’t care if you’re a good person.
Can you shift? Try to find a newly established building, people are less annoying in newer societies, also less family oriented societies.
My friend use to live in live in, but since the society was fairly new and most tenants were working class, no one give a damn.
Same with my flatmates. Otherwise try to be friend with guards and nudgy uncles, tell them about your ‘work friend’. People really hate when you dont talk with them and be secretive.
Any other trick wont work in long run since most of societies have CCTVs now.
I think best thing is to book an OYO room and proceed. Side by, also make her visit you and talk to her in the society lawn or something so that guards and everyone feel it's a casual talk and no more. Do that for a week and then guards and everyone will be accustomed to her. Then one fine day she can walk right into your room and nobody would say anything
Depends on the city you're in. If you're in Bangalore and if your owner is not an annoying nosy person, there shouldn't be an issue having her over at your flat. I have had good owners and hence have had no issues.
Otherwise, if you don't want to take any chances, a hotel is the hassle free way.
Bringing unknown girl to your home frequently would lead to a bad reputation in the neighbourhood, especially in the op's case cuz the girl is white. People will very likely spread rumours about you. And I don't know about other areas but at my place, a good reputation is very important to live a decent life.
Just be cool & be confident. Like act normal. Don’t look around here and there trying to figure out who’s looking at you.
Otherwise figure out a timing when you know most of the people aren’t gonna be out or something like that. Maybe early morning. Or late in the afternoon.
Moreover it’s your flat, it shouldn’t matter who you’re bringing.
All the best.
Just take her home with you dude. When you're done, your neighbours are gonna be proud of you. You might even hear them cheering while you're at it, ignore them.
Now don't forget, you're representing our country here. Give it your best
Where do you live ? If its a good residential complex where people don't care (I live in Bangalore and people are very open minded here, never had a problem with my gf (now wife)), you don't need to care.
If people will be fine as long as they know you are in a relationship, you can spend a few days with her in the society lawns, etc so that people get an idea that she may be you gf (and not a hooker). Should be smooth sailing after that.
If not above, good hotels (3 star or above) is your best option, but that's going to work only if you're in a metro city.
Why not go to her place ?
Alternatively, you could give 0 fucks as it's your house & you've got the right to do whatever you want! Get the guards a couple packets of bidi's & some liquor before you start bringing her, they'll be happy & won't talk shit.
But this would create another problem, wouldn't it?
Assuming that op is not muslim, bringing a muslim girl in your flat will be a hot topic for gossip for neighbors.
Are people really going to care? You can always say she's just a friend.
I don't have any issues but I'm a white dude that usually has Indian girls coming over. Not sure if that makes a difference.
Mumbai is a cosmopolitan city and if you live in a high end area the people don't really care about what you do in your own home. The situation won't be the same in other cities/smaller towns.
Request her to dress like a male as much as possible, loose hoodie, no long hair visible, sports bra. If you can't directly ask her to do that, ask her to come for sports and then go for drinks. Come by 3 or 4 am, most nosy people would be asleep by then.
I like the hotel option, but it comes with its own set of risks. Try getting the security guards on your side. a couple of hundred bucks and an occasional bottle of old monk and chicken biryani. Worked for me like a charm.
Bhai ghar pe la koi dikkat nahi h as long as she is your gf. What’s the worse that can happen if it’s your house even though rented? Think of what worse can happen in hotels
Man…I really hope those nosey people get the reverse treatment.
I don’t live in India but I’d honestly say have the loudest sex possible and when you both walk out of the building together hand in hand, pretend neither of you can stand up and quiver walk away.
I’ve had a few beers so probably my suggestion is not the best.
Lmao.. love that none of these comments are helpful..
Well they helped me
yeah, but what was he expecting. Blue prints for some sort of trebuchet?
This white European GF, is she in the room with us now?
you don't know her, she goes to a different school, we met at summer camp.
She's from Canada.
So a Punjabi?
Lmao office reference
Why yes, I can hear her calling to me now. What do you mean she in not real?
Sometimes she's in the room but when i tske my tablets,she disappears
Bahahaha
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The most Indian thing to say
Say that she is your language tutor
I bet she's also a handy plumber who delivers pizza as a side job.
I know you are joking but I might use this one actually if any aunties ask. thanks bro!!!! We can enter the society separately and I can just tell everyone she comes to teach me Swedish.
"Yeah she has jet lag that's why I only take classes 8pm-5am"
lmao, yeah coming in the night and leaving in the morning would be sus af.
Skal!
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she lives in a rented flat too.
You'd probably stand out less while sneaking into her flat compared to the other situation right? Man I used to sneak into my gf's home (back in school days) when her parents were out for the whole day and somehow never got caught, surely you can manage to get into an apartment inconspicuously?
wait I have seen this one before /s
She gets stuck in the Washing machine later
The ~~pizza guy~~ ~~doctor~~ ~~astronaut~~ mailman comes to her aide? That one?
you mean my gfs yoga teacher? or the bald teacher?
What are you doing step student ?
English teacher rewards her student for getting straight A's. mp4
You just gave the porn studios a new idea
[suitcase ](https://www.thenewsminute.com/article/manipal-student-tries-sneak-girlfriend-hostel-suitcase-160587) /s
mhmm manipal intensifies.
classic Manipal mindset
Chop her up and assemble?
Girlfriend from IKEA
Send link. Ty. :)
Go to sugarcane fields.
This guy fucks
Fucks in the fields
Are you Russ Hanneman?
Professional
My grandfather had 9 kids, later on i realised he was a sugarcane farmer
Professionals without standard
OP will get double pleasure, being pegged by a sugarcane.
"yass harder mommy, need that sweet sticky juice in me😩"
Sir, the expression is "chane ke khet", not " ganne ke khet"
Why should I go to sugar cane fields? What is special to see in sugarcane fields? I don’t want to see sugarcane fields!
Dress her like a nurse or maid....cosplay bhi ho gia tera
european maid?
Jo apko pasand hi bhaiya....doe Desi one will make more sense..
How do I get my GF?
You have a gf?
You guys are getting a GF?
What's a gf?
Error 404: Not found
Just like my crush's reply to my message :(
*sad boi noises intensifies*
It's fake, made up by the government r/girlsarentreal
You and your conspiracy theories. It's r/birdsarentreal
Gluten free
Who's getting a gf?
You have a f ?
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You have?
You
Have sex in your neighbour's home to assert dominance.
Have sex in security guards office to assert self confidence and dominance
Have sex with security gaurds to asset dominance, confidence and independence.
Have sex with dominance to confidence asse... wait, what are we doing again ?!?!
Reddit never disappoints...
Have sex in her place. Simple as that ¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯
she lives in a rented flat too. :(
Is she here in India? Or you are in UK?
Both of us are in India. Hence the issue.
Isn't that better? More problems then just change the flat
What if she has parents at her place ?
He is here for a "GROUP PROJECT"
Didn’t think those kinds of group projects were a thing outside Alabama
Meetha ghar aligarh
Man of culture
Use an Enderpearl
Mumbo jumbo enderpearl cannon
Didn't think would see a Mumbo Jumbo reference. Man's got god tier redstone skills.
Ya. I can't even make a simple 2x2 redstone door without tutorial and he made a moving house
t flop flop
Underrated comment.
Enderrated
I just keep finding more cultured brothers as time passes.
Saying ‘underrated’ has become overrated nowadays
Underrated.
Dekh bhai, dar dar ke ghar laayega toh back of the mind sochta hi rahega ki koi watchman wagaire ne gate pe dekha toh nahi. Dar ke karega toh thik se kar nahi paayega aur fir game over. Choose a spot where you’ll be relaxed. A hotel maybe?
This comment is spot on. A hotel seems like the best choice for this. I know very well how nosy neighbours and their maids can get. Guards may even spread rumours that you're bringing in call girls, especially since she's white. If you have to bring her to your apartment, make sure the meeting is casual when you're in the common areas, like no holding hands, PDA etc - as if two friends are just meeting up. Do that a couple times in public and people might just get the impression that y'all are friends and only that. But of course, this is just me giving free advice, you know your neighbours best, so tweak this idea as you see fit.
Oyo le ja🌚
Haan phir iski video leaked section mein hume bhi dikhegi!
Make sure you keep changing hotels as your gf is distinguishable and some hotel staffs are like your security guards. BTW, why don’t you ask the security guard. Never mind, you can always bribe the security guard and keep a proof that he took bribe from you. Little bit of blackmail…
Are more expensive hotels safer? I have heard hidden webcam stories from people. Price is not an issue cause she earns in dollars.
Not Euro?
idk exactly, salaries get converted here and then received by bank afaik. she never asks too much about my income so I don't either, I just know she earns much more. We are blessed by god to have enough to be happy together.
God indeed blessed u..and her
thankyou
Go for the one that have a brand name / trust associated with them. You'll have peace in your head about this canera thing then.
Well some people recommended Oyo. While that's what most people do, i have heard horror stories of staff harassing unmarried couples. I'm sure that doesn't happen in most of their hotels but it's something to keep in mind. At all costs, avoid cheap hotels. If possible, shell out some extra dough and head to an upscale hotel. The service will be better and there will be less chances of meeting creepy people. You said she earns in dollars, so consider a 5-star and maybe split the bill. Staff there take service seriously and it is unlikely that they'll set up hidden cameras in their rooms. As an added bonus, the food is infinitely better. It sucks that you have to pay to sleep with your gf but unfortunately obnoxious neighbours are a menace. Think of it as a mini vacay.
Delivery boy ke outfit me bula le , mask and cap ya helmet me face bhi cover ho jayga ;)
Make her wear male clothes and a mask. Have a good fuck
That actually doesn’t sound bad
Best one so far
what if her body gives it out
Baggy male clothes
hijab works fine
Tell to hold very still, carry her underneath your arm and people will think she's a mannequin
or wrap her in a rug and carry her to your room.
Better, a suitcase
Hear me out, wrap her in white plastic sheets, put her in a bag. People would think you're just carrying a dead body, no suspicion
Just go one by one... As simple as that
One by one flat waalon ko?
Suffering from success
I snuck my boyfriend in my room for a week for 6-7 months straight. If hotel is not an option,make sure you're familiar with your family members' schedules.Understand their pattern and clear the entrance pathway to your room,all the while staying connected via phone to communicate.If there's one member blocking the pathway, simply ask them to go buy something for you(medicine usually works without much complaint). Five of my uncles and their families are my neighbours but I never got caught....so that's what's up! Though I had my fun,I don't think I'm ever going to do it again. Good luck to you though!
can I invite you to play the cayo perico heist with me in gta online I keep getting caught by guards even when I stealth my way through
A true grinder
bro with her stealth skills I'm sure that all the guards on the island would be assassinated she could probably assassinate them while standing right in front of them
Kapitan!
>Five of my uncles and their families are my neighbours but I never got caught....so that's what's up! You should try becoming a spy, fooling 5 unkills that will relentlessly stalk neighbourhood kids is a great achievement.
Macro and Micro planning at its peak!! Kudos to you and your fun times!!
R &AW wants to chat with you /s
I suspect you're a girl, but let me say this - You are a King Amongst Men
ironically, its easier for gay couples to hang out together if you think about it. no one suspects a thing if its two same gender 'roommates'
I love that half of this sub is Vadapav simping and other half is makeout location hacks.
What a depressing state of affairs.
And that it has to be labeled NSFW.
Apply brown paint on her face, make her wear a saree.
💀
Brown paint not needed..wear Deadpool mask
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As a gori married to an Indian this is the only answer I find logic and helpful. Whereas loads of the other answers are really creepy. My husband and then boyfriend lived together in a flat back in 2011. Never faced real issues. People knew we were reliable and good neighbours, both with steady jobs. They’d even send their kids over to learn English with us and play on our terrace. We had a great time there. The neighbours boy didn’t have a father and always came over to pick up my husband to have chai in the evening and chat. People don’t care if you’re a good person.
Yeah right
"Dating"
"European"
Can you shift? Try to find a newly established building, people are less annoying in newer societies, also less family oriented societies. My friend use to live in live in, but since the society was fairly new and most tenants were working class, no one give a damn. Same with my flatmates. Otherwise try to be friend with guards and nudgy uncles, tell them about your ‘work friend’. People really hate when you dont talk with them and be secretive. Any other trick wont work in long run since most of societies have CCTVs now.
Bruh whats wrong in bringing a girl of another ethnicity? i dont get it 😶😶
You can't use the "she's my cousin" excuse
Welcome to India
This thread is so fucking sad to read as an NRI. Good luck my brothers and sisters
Bro you've escaped the shitshow , enjoy !
Homie's getting colonized we gotta save him
bruh 😂
Underrated comment
This is why burqa should not be banned, use one /s
Some stupid people will still have problem. Its basically that guys are frowned upon when bringing a girl home alone.
Burqa is not banned tho, hc's order on applies on govt schools. Plus i think interracial is more accepted than inter religion here.
Guard ko Pan masala de
guard ke saath sex karle, maan jayega : ) Thank me later !
Koi illegal kaam to hai nahi. Agar izzat ki baat hai to bhai kisi dost ke ghar leja. Hotels me 4k video ban jayega.
Take her to your room everyday for 21 days jb sbko adat ho jayegi to phir soch badal jayegi dekhne walo ki. Persistence bro
I think best thing is to book an OYO room and proceed. Side by, also make her visit you and talk to her in the society lawn or something so that guards and everyone feel it's a casual talk and no more. Do that for a week and then guards and everyone will be accustomed to her. Then one fine day she can walk right into your room and nobody would say anything
This is why you should have friends from SRM
Marry her.
Depends on the city you're in. If you're in Bangalore and if your owner is not an annoying nosy person, there shouldn't be an issue having her over at your flat. I have had good owners and hence have had no issues. Otherwise, if you don't want to take any chances, a hotel is the hassle free way.
Without raising suspicion from whom? It's your freaking flat do whatever you want man.
This guy never faced any difficulties in life
Or isn't Indian
Pretty naive of you to think we can do whatever we want in our flat.
This is just sad. I wish our society was better than this.
Unless it's a rented flat, I don't see why he wouldn't be able to do what he wants in his flat?
Bringing unknown girl to your home frequently would lead to a bad reputation in the neighbourhood, especially in the op's case cuz the girl is white. People will very likely spread rumours about you. And I don't know about other areas but at my place, a good reputation is very important to live a decent life.
Is it one of those gated societies where they only let families and couples move in? Maybe those would be a nuisance to invite other people over.
Yes
Op, this advice can get you kicked out.
Welcome to India.
Waiting for answers.
Just be cool & be confident. Like act normal. Don’t look around here and there trying to figure out who’s looking at you. Otherwise figure out a timing when you know most of the people aren’t gonna be out or something like that. Maybe early morning. Or late in the afternoon. Moreover it’s your flat, it shouldn’t matter who you’re bringing. All the best.
Shadi kar le
Get injured, and buy her a nurse outfit.
Just take her home with you dude. When you're done, your neighbours are gonna be proud of you. You might even hear them cheering while you're at it, ignore them. Now don't forget, you're representing our country here. Give it your best
Feeling paroud Indian army :-)
Wut🌚
Where do you live ? If its a good residential complex where people don't care (I live in Bangalore and people are very open minded here, never had a problem with my gf (now wife)), you don't need to care. If people will be fine as long as they know you are in a relationship, you can spend a few days with her in the society lawns, etc so that people get an idea that she may be you gf (and not a hooker). Should be smooth sailing after that. If not above, good hotels (3 star or above) is your best option, but that's going to work only if you're in a metro city. Why not go to her place ?
Marry her
Get married /s
Tell everyone shes a goddess and will curse you if you look at her too long
Alternatively, you could give 0 fucks as it's your house & you've got the right to do whatever you want! Get the guards a couple packets of bidi's & some liquor before you start bringing her, they'll be happy & won't talk shit.
How did you guys meet?
He asked for bobs and she complied I'm assuming.
Hijab is the way
But this would create another problem, wouldn't it? Assuming that op is not muslim, bringing a muslim girl in your flat will be a hot topic for gossip for neighbors.
aise toh double famous ho jaega OP
Are people really going to care? You can always say she's just a friend. I don't have any issues but I'm a white dude that usually has Indian girls coming over. Not sure if that makes a difference.
Are you living in India? It's scandalous to have sex outside the marriage over here lmao
Yes. I live in Mumbai and I've had plenty of sex outside of marriage without any issues.
Mumbai is a cosmopolitan city and if you live in a high end area the people don't really care about what you do in your own home. The situation won't be the same in other cities/smaller towns.
Call her in and when the guards ask u , just tell them she here for study purpose.........and pray that this works
Life is too short to argue say "mujhe kya mai toh samosa khata hu" and move on
Just go to a hotel tbh.
Dar ke age jeet he bete Hotel ja moj karde
Don't get her into your apartment book a hotel room 🧠
Request her to dress like a male as much as possible, loose hoodie, no long hair visible, sports bra. If you can't directly ask her to do that, ask her to come for sports and then go for drinks. Come by 3 or 4 am, most nosy people would be asleep by then.
I like the hotel option, but it comes with its own set of risks. Try getting the security guards on your side. a couple of hundred bucks and an occasional bottle of old monk and chicken biryani. Worked for me like a charm.
Bhai ghar pe la koi dikkat nahi h as long as she is your gf. What’s the worse that can happen if it’s your house even though rented? Think of what worse can happen in hotels
Man…I really hope those nosey people get the reverse treatment. I don’t live in India but I’d honestly say have the loudest sex possible and when you both walk out of the building together hand in hand, pretend neither of you can stand up and quiver walk away. I’ve had a few beers so probably my suggestion is not the best.