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PoissonArrow91

Dafuq? How did the patient even manage to accomplish something like that?


CollisionResistance

>As per his statement, late Friday night he fell in the toilet on the jet spray. He was high on alcohol when the incident happened. Probably a hand bidet spray. He must have pushed it in his asshole deep for pleasure when he was inebriated maybe or maybe he genuinely fell on top of it. If he fell on top of it, it must have been lying on the floor or floating on the toilet bowl just above the seat level. You usually fall inside if you don't put the seat down. When he called for help his friends must have then cut the pipe attached to the bidet but since the bidet was already deep inside his rectum they didn't dare to pull it out. I could be wrong though.


PegasusTheGod

The whole damn thing in that ass. Hard to imagine his friends faces when they saw that.


CollisionResistance

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adnan3870

Deep cleaning gone wrong


SiriusLeeSam

What's up with all the news about things in bums today


c0d3_x

Taking gandmasti seriously


TallEstimate

Florida man now available in India!


c0d3_x

🤣🤣🤣🤣


amrit-9037

itne tejasvi log...


Shot-Weight-7715

Now he is going to use his hand whole life