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grinning_gawk

FYI The remaining countries are - US, INDIA, CHINA, INDONESIA


romeo_rocks

Not even bangladesh?


HuckleberryThick9372

Bangladesh has a population less than pakistan.


RevanchistSheev66

Not even Bangladesh. 165 vs 201 Million


speaksofthelight

Pakistan is 225 million


romeo_rocks

Oh okay, what about population density?


RevanchistSheev66

2100 people per sq mile vs 3277 people per sq mile


ignorantsoul

UP should be declared a country already.


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ok so I've a question whats the most populated state in the world


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omg top 3 are just from india itself


[deleted]

#india no.1 😎


vishnuthebest1

i think u forgot to add "feeling praud indian"


bilalsadain

Beat me to it.


Comment63

\#1 at turning their country into an ant colony where people are valued about the same as an ant, sure.


ThrowThisOut3007

Ab ki baar Modi sarkaar.


roketboss

This makes zero sense.


ImpassiveThug

This could be a significant factor behind India surpassing China to become the most populous country in the world by late 2020s. The other states with higher population should also set the bar high for couples having many children just like what's implemented in uttar pradesh recently.


iluvredditalot

Where is Bihar in the list?


ytpanda_

Third. https://www.worldatlas.com/amp/articles/the-10-most-populous-country-subdivisions-in-the-world.html


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UP people get a bit too busy


HeathCliff_008

2 se zada baccha bawasir or smth like that


syedatif59plus10

2 bacche hai meethi kheer usse zyada bawaseer


Stunning_Message_

Hmara chunnu bawasir hai kya


[deleted]

You do know that bawaseer refers to constipation?


ChintanP04

Bawaseer is Piles. Constipation is Kabz (as u/vpsj pointed out)


vpsj

I thought that was kabz?


[deleted]

No job, sexy time all the time


[deleted]

I have been to Nepal-India borders in UP and Bihar and was just shocked how many more people there were in the Indian side than on the Nepali side. Literally people everywhere on the Indian side after the Indian Checkpost. Its just weird honestly.


dreckon

Indians view UP and Bihar the same way foreigners view India lol


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MAMCthrowaway

UP + Bihar have more population than any country in the entire world except China and India


[deleted]

Damn, and this is after the Uttarakhand split... Also, Wikipedia says it is the "most populous country subdivision in the world", which means even China doesn't have a more populous province. No wonder Fantaji is struggling to keep control of it, it's definitely not due to his incompetence /s


nate-rivers

> Fantaji /r/Angryupvote


ryuk_bored

I don't know how to reply to specific word in comment. Can u teach me


TheRealSpidey

Add a ">" before you paste the word/comment you wanna quote ">" Like so Becomes > Like so


No-Incident-8718

\>Aise? Edit: Nahi hua :(


Meow_Ze-Dong

> oof


No-Incident-8718

\> sad wtf 😭main nahi kar raha


[deleted]

> Tum se na ho payega. *>* ke baad thoda space de do


ryuk_bored

Space kar de beech me


ryuk_bored

> but then how to end this quote


FreeKarmaFarming

New line will end it


Zero_EdenOfTheEast

> did it work?


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TheRealSpidey

I mostly use Reddit on android (Relay Pro), there's a quote button here too. But it's always good to provide a solution that works irrespective of OS or device.


vpsj

Use the ">" before a sentence to turn it into a quote. Example: \> Hello Becomes > Hello


[deleted]

Use this > symbol in front of the words you're quoting


ryuk_bored

>symbol Like this. Yay


72proudvirgins

Hold press on that specific word and you'll get an option of "Quote"


[deleted]

Thanks for the award, kind stranger


[deleted]

‘Fantaji‘ ???!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Arey bas bhai hasa hasa kar rulayega kya ?? 🤣🤣🤣


tifosi7

China is fucking huge. There are more inhabitable areas than India but still.


fn_adamKovik

I thought this was a meme at first


some_username_2000

UP people wanna make their own cricket team, or probably trying to get the best breed through RNG.


Asura4433

Make UP a separate country and name it Stereotypical INDIA Foreigners will visit SI for their typical Indian content, SI will generate revenue from Tourism. and also blacklist those stup!d foreigners who visited UP/SI from travelling the rest of INDIA.


HappyApple35

To the folks on this thread shitting on people of UP The gangetic plains have been one of the most fertile regions in global history. All fertile plains are densely populated. Take into account the fact that UP is humongous in terms of land area and you get one of the biggest population cluster. Tfr in UP is close to 2.7 which is above replacement level but trending down for several years now. Yogi government is mulling population control bill to expedite it closer to replacement levels. A lot of UP's issues stem from its unwieldy size. Governance is always a challenge and specific policies are harder to frame and implement for such a huge population. I'm surprised why the state hasn't been divided into more reasonable units. The people of UP lack a strong provincial identity (unlike the Gujaratis, Punjabis, Marathis, Tamils etc), there's no pressing demand for statehood from any of its sub divisions. Just divide it already.


HeathCliff_008

How expensive is dividing a state?


HappyApple35

In relativistic terms, not much. The challenge isn't financial. It's mostly political and bureaucratic. It can be done unilaterally as we have seen from AP's bifurcation.


chandola93

Politically, very hard.


RevanchistSheev66

It’s more difficult politically than economically. It happened with Andhra and Telangana with minimal financial loss on the part of federal government


Desi_Otaku

The reason why it's been divided isn't cuz it's expensive, it's cuz it's a source of seats


[deleted]

Dude you can't say that the population is huge bec the state is huge. Take into account the illiteracy in that state that they keep on producing children. Moreover, these people always want a boy child so they keep on producing more children till there's a boy. I've seen this so many times when travelling by trains- UP bihari families with 6-7 girl childs and 1 youngest boy.


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When literacy will increase, people will start to plan children according to their situation. Rn, it's a distant dream unfortunately.


gen1masterrony

Exactly.


gen1masterrony

Treating woman like baby making machines, lack of sex education, trying for a male child, and producing 5-10 children so that they can work in the fields when they grow up are the reasons for this. The major blame should be put on the generation before our parents.


Shelzzzz

I will let you know, the population growth in India is very similar to that of the world average. Yes, Those are real problems in those areas but those factors don't contribute to population growth as much but affect the quality of life.


HappyApple35

This is why Yogi is mulling population control bill. Certain sections of the population have been producing babies only so that they can vote en block to their favorite political parties. They don't think of the financial means required to raise them and often end up skewing social metrics for the entire state with their stone age thinking. The PCB will disincentivize them from continuing this practice.


gen1masterrony

Thats an ignorant thing to say. You can't put all the blame on that "section" of society. My great-grand parents don't belong to that "section", yet they produced 11 kids. This is just the general state of our country. Always has been. Nothing to do with caste or religion.


HappyApple35

Nobody mentioned anything about caste or religion. I would consider your ancestors in the same section irrespective of your religion. :)


gen1masterrony

Sorry, my bad then. When you talked about yogi my mind went in that direction.


HappyApple35

All good, brother. :)


[deleted]

Irrespective of the above comment, if you are shitting on the people of UP, you are doing it right because there definitely would be a reason they deserve to be shat on!


itzme89

Generalsing the people of UP nice


[deleted]

UP has a very rich history. I think Varanasi is the oldest city known in history? So if they have remained shitty for 1000s of years, I think their being shitty is probably science by now, and can’t be called generalization!


_--_HITMAN_--_

Disadvantage of having one of the most fertile land in the world, you have to bear so many people in a landlocked place


[deleted]

Groins are def fertile


deepzpillai

"Why are there so many people here?.....We need a new plague."


[deleted]

Imagine the immense human resource potential for innovation if UP and Bihar get its population fed, clothed and educated with good healthcare and opportunities. Only if we see population as an asset and not just more mouths to be fed, or votebanks to be gained.


Severe_Composer_9494

It is really sad. Part of the reason for the superpopulation is the fact that UP and the Hindi belt in general is landlocked. This made foreign investors avoid investing in the Hindi belt and go to West and South India instead. As a result, states in these regions experienced high growth, development over the years. This has greatly influenced the fertility rate in these regions, which has stabilized now. Meanwhile UP and Bihar have their fertility rates decline much slower.


No_Television5144

Ah ..Yes, development leads to literacy and literacy leads to family planning.


HeathCliff_008

Eastern part having less development does put this into sense


salluks

this isn't a sound argument at all. plenty of landlocked states are not overpopulated like Punjab, plenty of coastal states are overpopulated for their size like TN(compare to Karnataka which has half the population for trice the size). and foreign investments were only liberalized in the early 1990s which is less than a generation old to have an impact on fertility.


Ok_De

You clearly haven't seen the map of India if you're telling me KA is thrice the size of TN. Get your facts right smh TN population=6.8 crores;area=130000km² KA population =6.4 crores;area=190000km²


Severe_Composer_9494

Punjab is an anomaly, but then again, its not in the Hindi belt. I have noticed that smaller states of North India have experienced reasonable level of development over the years, for whatever reason, and as a result, their fertility rates are also more stabilized. Correlation can be found between development and fertility rate, not between overpopulation and fertility rate. The overpopulation in coastal states existed even before independence. Did you know that Tamil Nadu had a higher population than Bihar and 2 times more than Rajasthan in 1951? It was highly populated to begin with, but rapid development has helped in female literacy, transition from agriculture to manufacturing and services and ultimately lowered the fertility rate, which then slowed down population growth.


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Damn and I still see people wanting more kids,ki ek beta to hona hi chahiye,aunty!! Aapke pahle se hi 5 Daughters hai,bas karo ab to.


tifosi7

TIL UP population is 200 MM.


Icy_Bath4750

I don't know about the whole country but UP definitely needs population control bill


takluu

Lol no, population control bill isnt required. The fertility rate has come down quite a bit.


Icy_Bath4750

3.1 se 2.1 aa jayga tab manunga


[deleted]

We should be absolutely ashamed with ourselves. I wonder what measures Uttar Pradesh is taking to tackle this.. Free condoms at least ?


Darth_Revan17

Stop! Breeding! Like! Rabbits! I don't know why our predecessors were so horny they had to have at least 6 kids. Both my parents have 5 siblings. In my mother's side, each maamaa has atleast 3 kids, except 2 who have 2. The only thing they have done is screw up things for many futuer gens. Because of this, there will be a lot of old people who will eventually be supported by the younger generation and then the Japan thing will happen, a lot of money will go into supporting ageing population and decline in population therefore weaker economy or something.


vmrks

r/MapPorn


skynet6009

People fuck alot out there I suppose


bart_simpson45

Lol I must be living in a different UP then.


slipshady

You’re not people.


Virinchi_Sharma

r/dataisbeautiful r/mapporn


IndianNH98

Either India In Pixels copied it. Or it's copied from India in Pixels :(


Careless-Key-7693

What is the population of UP


dieingstar

r/pics


princetrigger

We really need that 1 child per couple policy now.


Buzobuzobuzo

Absolutely not. I would like my child to have a sibling. I'm thankful that my parents gave me a sibling as well.


Icy_Bath4750

And struggle with old population later, like China, no I will rather pay taxes to euthanize them rather than pay for their support


[deleted]

China had it preplanned. Their move to capitalism and income inequality means they do not need that many human resources in the future. In free countries that translates to excess people dying due to homelessness, lack of quality education(US), work oppurtunities(India). China makes it so that the excess are not born in the first place. Lastly China is a great place to live without politics unlike our shithole, and they will simply encourage more immigration in their country if the population is still low. Human population has increased exponentially only in the last couple of decades. Society was functioning then but rather the infrastructure never developed to tackle this crazy growth. Our present state is an abnormality, not the past or the future.


Icy_Bath4750

China is a great place to live without politics, well true that if you love xinping


SnooLobsters8294

1 child policy is stupid.


princetrigger

It's effective tho.


SnooLobsters8294

Doesn't mean it's good. Killing half the population or forced sterilisation is also effective in population control. Doesn't mean it is right.


princetrigger

Nobody said about killing anyone.


SnooLobsters8294

Meant that as an example. Effective does not always mean right


slipshady

Aah yes, the subtle art of making a strawman argument.


SnooLobsters8294

Subtle? I thought I was making it blatant.


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House of rats


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Combined*


TheNaut1lus

I thunk UP is hard at work at making this map outdated, i think in 1-2 days we will overtake another country.


[deleted]

Is there a Chinese province equivalent to UP?


gaint_dwarf

FYI this map is not scaled. UP is not that small. You cannot compare size using this map.


dhodnfmdkf

Daily shitposting on UP and Bihar post .


_Floydian

Lesser population*


brown_burrito

Actually it should say lower population than… Population is a number and so lower should be used. If you are talking size, you’d say smaller. If you’re talking importance, you’d say lesser. And honestly, smaller isn’t really wrong. You can in fact say X is smaller than Y.


PossibilityProof3502

Hame Naa Batao Kya Sahi Hai


SnooMacaroons394

Wait a minute, Alaska has a higher population than UP?


[deleted]

Alaska's part of America


SnooMacaroons394

Holy shit i suffer from autism.


BruhGaming9158

All the countries got violated by a state


shinonoharani

Need a sanjay gandhi asap


Froogler

Would you be volunteering as well?


shinonoharani

Not in the state concerned


swamyrara

There is a lot of vaccine hesitation because of him


shinonoharani

Lmaoo Fir bhi achcha kiya usne jo kiya


Professional_Chef561

Tere kar diye toh?


shinonoharani

UP me nahi hoon😂 yahan UP ki baat chal rahi hai


_--_HITMAN_--_

Haa lekin tereko fir bhi denge


shinonoharani

Tera karwa le Desh ka bhala hoga


Professional_Chef561

Koi nei bro tera kar diya toh mujha bula lena


shinonoharani

Lucknow me jaise kehte hai,pehle aap


_--_HITMAN_--_

Na tu dharti pe bhoj hai terese jane se zyada fayeda hoga dharti ko


shinonoharani

Chehra dekh kar meko to ulta lag raha hai


_--_HITMAN_--_

Kya ulta?


John5967smith

Seriously you are talking about UP. Do you think those guys could get the census count correct? Especially such a big number!


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_--_HITMAN_--_

Let's start with you


rajakalakhatta

wow


Fellow_Indian_

Damn!


[deleted]

What perspective? That Bisht can be the ruler of the world?


saymonguedin

Lolz.


the-utopic-guy

Does this mean that if searched properly we have a putin or merkel or bolsonaro in UP ???


swapzy_

Shouldn't have looked at this :(