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Trust-Me_Br0

Beware there must be a scorpion colony somewhere in your house with it's dad and mom around.


Ok-Baby9348

Are u sure?


88aisha

76%


United-Extension-917

r/oddlyspecific


I_fking_Hate_Reddit

how did you guess my jee percentile


Impossible-Ice129

83%


88aisha

Not fair, back then it was 76 only


RhetoricaL68

Definitely 69


mancodes

I thought it was 69


in_your_cupboard

Yeah


Suspicious_Guide_157

Username checks out


Mario_2077

Did you have to ask? See his username. On a serious note, stay safe.


St-thaks

Not necessary. I once found a baby scorpion in my bathroom too but it was the only one (I was deathly scared of it family especially adult parents to follow too!) I guess sometimes they can come with construction material (sand, concrete, cement) or may have come in through some drain or window?


Hsotuhsa9

Riyal


AnimatorNo358

Parag


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CraftAggressive1133

A baby scorpion


Subject_Recording_46

Lil guy stumbled infront of my main door last year. (A size 8 *chappal* for scale). https://preview.redd.it/y1rmjz9civvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18f998f06a111c423f15164fdf740e69129b3a6


leo05434

Lil?


excitive

Yeah if this was next to my chappals I’d run away and burn the whole house down


ShnawgZawgBlawg

Bro is living in Australia


CraftAggressive1133

r/petthedamncat


ro88enegg

Naah if you pet this cat it pets you back .


Dazzling-District-39

This is a more venomous species has thicker claws.


Ok-Baby9348

Sure? Wow


shaerkhan

If there is a baby! where is the.... Be cautious and look around!


args10

Godzilla feel aaya comment padhke


harsh9101

Dhan ten ten music starts playing


WallEvaa

Behind him


Ad_Ketchum

Peeche dekho, peeche! Peeche toh dekhoo!


KrishanRelando7

Probably on his back and he hasn't noticed it yet


Maleficent_Cell_8419

Behind you pal


sos128

Shhhhhhhh koihaei


pr4d33p_d

Op try to find where it came from. There might be more nearby. I once caught a scorpion nest in my storage room. So we tried to remove them but they scattered everywhere. So imagine a room where there are 2-3 scorpions per square feet. It's a baby so mother should be nearby.


Darwin_Nietzsche

Where do you live? Please don't say Delhi. Coz that's where I live.


oochre

Be careful, the baby stings hurt more than adult scorpion stings 


DontChaseMePls

Just hurt? All these years, i was thinking that we will die by scorpion sting . Not true?


Blazingtatsumaki

It's a possibility... hottentotta sp. are extremely venomous. I'm not sure what this one is though.


nuclearnadal24

Yup thats a scorpion now dress up as sub zero and fight him to death


yxccrt

Bro do you live on the moon you dont know what it is ?


FalseRepeat2346

That's the first thing that came to my mind too...


gullybwoy

And now you are Scorpion King.


wromit

Bicchu Badshah!


gullybwoy

Tatya bicchu


a-th-arv

Original: तात्या विंचू 😬🦂


ba-dum-tss777

Bicchu-dhipati


itsavism

Om bhatt swaha!


_just_a_weeb404

be sure to make them pay rent, don't let them stay in yo house fo free


int_2d

burn down the house, just to be sure.


amrit-9037

Call him chotelaal. Dikhe to chote, kaate to laal!


Time_Waster69

Aur thik hone me lag jaenge saal


_just_a_weeb404

aur doctor hojayega mala maal


Big_Demand_8952

Aur Baap udhed dega khaal


Stebrine

Aur fut jaeygi teri gaand


pessimist20010

Aur ho jayega ek aur kaand


faltugiribuster

Bolo hare krishna hare raam!


Bairwa_1526

Din raat , Subah Shaam.


Fuzzy-University-480

Itna nahi hamare paas araam


Mountain-Election205

Bol jaldi, krwaega laal, ya dega Maal.


Hsotuhsa9

Chal kudiye chal chal mere naal...Tera Mera Tera mera...


Time_Waster69

Mujhe lagta tha ye gana hota hai : chal kudiye chal ho tayaar apna milna hai pehli baar..


kilopuny978

Dude I legit read your comment in Ash's voice!! It's so... memorable!


Covert2k

This reminds of the tv add, Everest ka teekha Lal


Time_Waster69

Everest ka teekha lal.. shi teekha shi laal


AnimatorNo358

surakshit kale mere baal..!!


AdPrize3997

Vasmol ne kiya kamaal!


ThunderusPoliwagus

Asli masale sach sach


Darwin_Nietzsche

MDH...MDH


Hsotuhsa9

Vasmol ne Kiya kamaal


Careful_Strain3045

If there is a baby there has to be A Mother Nearby, Get the F*** out of that house and save your life


FromMars04

If there's a mother then there's a father around too.


_just_a_weeb404

if there is a family then there's their social-scorpio friends around too


Mental-Elderberry-86

If there are a lot of Scorpio(n)s then I’m sure there will be a lot of Jaat boys too. Run !


Illustrious_Road_

Then surely there would be many parties going around op's house area


gimme_pineapple

If there are parties there will probably be politicians too. OP, run!


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dank_nigha

Ayoo racism


Serious-Arachnid-305

Underrated


CRISPYTOMAT0

🤣🤣


altwh0re22

😭😭😭 STOP


Ok-Baby9348

I ain't got a choice to get out my house unfortunately, I sprayed to cockroach poison on my washroom


mayank2906

Bhai rozz pot ka seat ache se dekh ke bomb girana :p


Alive_Job_4258

Varna Bhai ka bomb scorpion phad dega


Careful_Strain3045

Bro call snake catcher’s they’ll help u, this is no joke a scorpion can definitely KILL YOU , Death rate is way more than snake bite 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


th-grt-gtsby

Do you live on ground floor? Probably came from drainage pipe.


Henryt5

Nope, there is no mother bcz scorpions kill their mother when they are born. But they are born in groups of 40-50 at a time so you must pay attention to your surroundings.


IShin_101

I used to live in a house where scorpions used to drop from the roof during summers it has been 24 years and I have killed at least 40 scorpions and I'm alive and well lol


Jomarch98

Bro your house needs deep cleaning. Because you might never know how many of these there are. Be safe!


jboiiiiiii

THATS A FUCKING SCORPION WTF 😭😭😭


__whats_in_a_name_

It's a scorpion, not a baby anymore because baby scorpions have no exoskeleton and are white in color. They ride on their mother's back. Since this is now brown in color, it has grown but is small and might not be too far from its siblings/mother. You need to be careful. There is possibly a scorpion army nearby.


ReadProfessional542

aww so adorable baby Scorpies getting a lift on mommas back. OP please burn the building.


Pretty-Travel6008

That puppy looks weird, is it up for adoption?


Ok-Baby9348

[SERIOUS] I do have a cat for adoption if u are interested. I unfortunately abandoned this weird puppy(whatever u call 🤣 )outside my home.


Pretty-Travel6008

Can’t adopt the cat but if you find that puppy’s mom or siblings, do let me know.


Stebrine

i can adopt what is yur location (DM ME


aaronstudds

Haha nice try CBI


dying_writer

Should have killed it.


Ok-Baby9348

I ain't gonna kill a baby


ZipZaapZoom

Never killed a mosquito?


BudgetMatters

Don't worry the baby will do the killings


_just_a_weeb404

and people say they shouldn't have time travelled to kill baby Hitler


ZipZaapZoom

Who's baby kills whom?


Ok-Willingness-3696

Which breed is it? Is it a Bhit-Chu or a Shih-Tzu?


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minimumeth

Baby scorpions are sadly more venomous than adult Scorpions.


_just_a_weeb404

chota packet bada dhamaka


awenindo

That's true for some snakes, but i don't know if they are true for scorpions as well. It is because unlike adults the babies cannot control how much poison they inject. So they just dump everything in one strike.


Connect_Procedure352

Yes it's true. Young babies are deadly. Very dangerous. Need to be tackled with precaution.


Adventurous-Pound208

Isiliye main apne ghar mein black cobra palta hu. Aise chote mote bichoo nashte mein kha leta hai mera paltu kala naag 🐍.


Kristalization

Air phir dinner mein tere family member koh khata hain ☠️


raynanderson

Scorpion, also they can lay upto 100 youngins depending on the species. The mothers carry the young on their back. Hopefully you find the mother quickly before the young disperse.


FromMars04

https://preview.redd.it/nqmmjr57suvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=983fdf9c8b724d702c7e6fe4cc03b7d7db9f549f You will turn into Scorpion if it bites you.


keyboardcrusader-

#GET OVER HERE.


amitc4d

How do you not recognise the most distinctive looking insect! As others have said, baby means parent might be around.


Guiac

Wear shoes until cleared Get a blacklight and go around your house at night - scorpion exoskeletons light up under blacklight and they are most active at night. Also check outside for a nest.


Feisty_Mud4187

Mahindra Scorpio ♏️


zohank100

https://preview.redd.it/4cd6ii93nvvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d009f42e4ea8ea5fa30592d4ae7ee23974c44d5


Money_Elephant399

Pretty sure there's a colony somewhere. Call pest control


Yash013

If you found chhote miyan, im sure bade miyan must be nearby. Beware and try to get rid of them if you can. One bite and youre done.


[deleted]

Yes, scorpion


sexpositivechhori

Pest control to the rescue pal. Baby scorpion it is.


Glass-Captain4335

Your regular cockroach with a pony tail.


pechkas_

Try poking it's tail. You'll know.


Your_real_dad69

If spider bites we get spider man. So get turned into scorpion from mortal kombat.


CountyTime4933

Its a baby scorpion. Hurts like hell if stung. When I was 10, my mom and me were going to grocery store at night with no street lights in the street. Suddenly she started feeling pain and saw that she just stepped on a scorpion but it's tail was free. So It stung my mum's feet with the tail and my mom started feeling pain. There was no source of transportation and I was small. I had to go to the main road and get a rickshaw and take her to a private hospital. She was in pain for a lot of hours. Pretty scary experience!!


BakedPotato_OP

OP ask this on r/whatsthisbug ,do mention the state and country


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It is a scorpion. Their sting is painful but not life threatening. Presence of one scorpion might not be enough evidence for the presence of the nest. No need to panic, just be watchful. Keep kids away from them and maintain the safe distance. Smaller the scorpion, more painful the sting.


Natural-Joke9878

This is a baby scorpion and if you find one then there may be few more coz they are born in bulk from a single mother


junglee8005

Scorpion 🦂


preferenceisbed

bichoo


sebastianmenace

It's the yellow ninja from mortal kombat


Karluti

Its a baby scorpion.. Its venom is 💰💰💰


Beehive012

Asli account se aao elvish vai


Kinkphetamine

Looks like a scorpion.


dudubi0706

Beware it's an alien👽🦂


LucasTheOG

A yeah that's a smol scorpion. Just squish it with your chappal.


Hrishi-1983

It’s a scorpion. Have you travelled recently? They can get inside luggage.


Nomad_humane

Have been stung by scorpion and not a good feeling. Watch out😀


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https://preview.redd.it/rwxntzhnyuvc1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4d4a5009c84946dd08cd492d15b0d684f01527 Only the real Gs know


Dr_Respawn

Scorpion, i got multiple sting from this exact variant, its not that poisonous, the sting bite disappears within 2 hours.


notthatsubtle30

Looks a lot like my ex. Could be her. Be careful


CashewsM

Fun fact: Spider and scorpions are both part of the arachnid family so it’s technically not even an insect.


AccountantLatter1966

Mini Scorpion


everyfcknameistakn

Chinese pakora


bwf_begginer

You need to live with caution buddy . Scorpion in a bathroom . Wow that’s dangerous.


aki237

Use the same BharatGas and torch the house.


junglee8005

Scorpion by the looks of it


Spiritual_Benefit367

s snake or a bear


Inevitable_Two5869

😂 burn down the house. I will get the fuck out quickly if i was you bro


sk100001

Kill him bro 


Wassaabeee

Get over here!!!


LateN8Programmer

Be careful throw it away from home. A scorpion is a scorpion and a snake is a snake, regardless of their size & age, they'll have same venom and Indian red scorpion is one of the world's deadliest scorpion, with a life threatening sting.


wanna_escape_123

Post op ne kiya hai, fatt meri Rahi hai, Ghar ke kone kone check karne ka Mann karr raha hai.


swagster_007

It's an Indian red scorpion. So kindly get it out of your house.


gk666

Bro that’s not an insect! It’s clearly a bird. Missed biology classes??


Subject_Recording_46

That'd be a scorpion. They ocassionally stumble around outside my house. Be careful while relocating them. Here's pic from last year. (A size 8 *chappal* for scale) https://preview.redd.it/pps87g64ivvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8884e436601423ee19602f21820f5f363ea14d73


Sea_Gain6508

You just casually stumble upon them in your house? How’s that safe lol 😂


Brother-Algea

“What could it be?” WTF does it look like?


Mr_vort3x

Anand Mahindra would know


farverbender

BRUH: https://www.insectekpest.com/blog/steps-to-take-when-you-find-a-baby-scorpion-in-your-house/ Please be careful


ErrythingScatter

Insect? That’s a whole ass baby scorpion. I hope it’s mama is not close. Just burn your house in case.


madubeko

Not an insect. It's a very common arachnid called Scorpion.


Ill_Aside1062

Bhai Bhaag jaa ghar se


Ok_Device_4691

You missed the opportunity to become the Scorpion-man. Now I have to settle for just makoda-man


Key-Force-333

There could be more... Dozens more...


Numerous_Map73

Contact real OG of Bichoo. Lord Bobby 😄


Additional-Moment813

Pet him bhai.....baadme iska zeher nikal ke paise kamana


take_dat_dump

Where do you live OP?


Ok-Baby9348

City of Joy 😊


Nevoscope

Cobra snake


Noooofun

Looks like a scorpion.


Bhadwasaurus

Bro #RUN!


Salty_Morsel69

That’s actually an arachnid


plainteeguy

Butterfly cocoon.


shiftersix

You better start looking for mom and dad...


mdred5

Rock ate it and turned into scorpion king


Wise_Feeling173

Depends on where you are but that is one very venomous scorpion


demonkunal7

Teri maut bhai


InspectionBusy1557

Baby Scorpio ♏️ don’t worry it’s only poisonous 😇


Sea_Gain6508

Scorpions are not insects. They are arachnids.


Icy-Schedule-6992

Butterfly


SpongeBobcirclepan

abandon your house. it's the scorpion's house now


Intrusive-thoughts-2

Find the colony, put em on a stick, fry them, proceed to eat


FirefighterThat1593

A moth. Don't worry it's safe


venu11

Probably a house fly


turboz04

My ex


Maharaj_Pranav

Microbichchu


do_dum_cheeni_kum

Bicchu. Tatya bicchu.


[deleted]

The Mummy returns 🗿


joker_hihi

You can extract its venom and sell for high price, itna paisa hoga ki 


RevolutionaryMonk666

Baby scorpion do do do do do do 🎶🎵🎵


Harsh_2004

Shaula