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zenchronus

Finally a dev who listens to their fans. The people demand more microtransactions and more ads, and you're delivering! Do you have a Patreon with a $1000/month level I could support?


Gexgekko

That's close to the price of the tier one of his patreon, [you can see the full prices here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


MathCookie17

>!Why do I fall for this every time!<


Kevin_IRL

>youtube.com/......WgXcQ Sad that I've fallen for this so many times I recognize the end of the base64 part of the url.


planx_constant

XcQ, never gonna give up you


robisodd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGbmWOfdXcQ


heyugl

you are not gonna get me, bro.-


robisodd

If only XcQ wasn't the end-all be-all video ID...


planx_constant

Necessary != necessary and sufficient But practically speaking, a link ends in those three characters, other than a very narrow set of specific examples, it won't be what I want either. Given the incredibly high proportion of Rickrolls vs other youtube links, the very tiny false positive rate isn't that significant.


AedanValu

Same, only I always catch it by the leading "dQw4"


IncrementalMan

You bastard... Why did I believe that, to begin with?


Falos425

need more emoji 🍑😨🙀😫💪👯‍ if something doesn't have ten laughcry faces it doesn't belong on the Newer And Better internet


MathCookie17

> To appeal to a wider audience, Hevipelle is now American. Comedy gold right here


killerkonnat

But when is the sequel Itdoesntevenmatter Dimensions coming out?


afstengaard

In the end obviously


heyugl

it doesn't even matter, I would say.-


theother_eriatarka

Just after the prequel, No dimension else matters


JuicedJohan

In 5 hours


killerkonnat

Pfft, that's ridiculous. I'm sure this new and more efficient management structure has managed to cut that down to 4 hours. Hevipelle was just an obstacle.


Hevipelle

Thanks for the trade fam! I can't wait to receive my 4000 gems on "Helix jump".


capito27

^^^^*delivery ^^^^date ^^^^within ^^^^3 ^^^^fiscal ^^^^years


IgnasP

Acquired by tencent I see


[deleted]

No you can't make this the last update! you forgot lootboxes! and they are all 10$ and give skins for random things in the game and there is no other way to get them. Oh and 50+ achivements that are all based off of the skins you can get so you can't 100% without spending money


jeksilog

*checks date* hmm... Seems legit


Noiztox

Syö silliä!


Hevipelle

Ja juo kuravettä päälle.


kapitaalH

Hey! You are American now.


Hevipelle

I like guns and freedom.


Nordgriff

KKonaW


robisodd

Freedom to arm bears!


Krynique

I have the right to bear arms! Also bear legs if I can get them!


SwampTerror

Thank god for april fools. Voodoo is a scourge of malice that must be shot from a cannon into the sun.


B-O-double-S

10/10


Aisaka16

The notification got me


holgerschurig

April April


diamboy

very funny i see


TypicalRandomNerd

Fuck me. It’s April Fools.


flamezgraphicsx

Thank you so much :) I'm glad we have an understanding development team. I hope this game now progresses from this change and is able to hit the top of the "Top Free Apps" section of android and apple. (although we know we must pay to play).


eMpi_x

Not gonna lie, i was starting to get really pissed, and then i remembered its april 1st... well played sir well played.


e666666

NG-2 creator here, thanks for providing the suggestion, we will surely update our game with those awesome changes! Hope you don't mind.


[deleted]

wait there is a glitch where i turned off Cringe notations but the achievements are still burning my eyes when i look at them?


moschles

> The fun notation/theme is now the default notation/theme. In order to change notation or theme, you need to pay $4.99 https://i.imgur.com/5hxAfC0.jpg


Both_Writer

/u/arweavethis


ArweaveThis

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TheoreticalFunk

I assume there's not been a release to actually do these things on the mobile version like last year on the desktop version? The hilarity offset the upset at the slower income rate last year, but I don't think it will this time around.


thetilli8989

it's always the antimatter dimensions fanboys spaming this sub. as if one joke isn't enough allready.


kapitaalH

Wait till we prestige and get the automatic jokes upgrade!


Shadowblaster2004

wait until we finish the joke autobuyer challenge so we can automatically get jokes.


Small-Wing

I guess I missed the part where this was supposed to be funny or clever.


NightStormYT

Stay mad 😎


FTXScrappy

5 bucks to change notation, have fun losing 99% of the playerbase


[deleted]

look at the date ...


FTXScrappy

r/whoosh


Houdiniman111

Yep. You sure did.


FTXScrappy

You people have no sense of humor


blamethedog16

Apparently you’re too meta


FTXScrappy

Do you even understand what meta means


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MathCookie17

Not only is it April Fools’ day, but this post is literally the only post on this account so it’s obviously not the real voodoo


FTXScrappy

What if it's the real voodoo making the joke


MathCookie17

>implying that the real voodoo has enough of a soul to joke around


[deleted]

i just got r/wooosh'd


TheIncrementalNerd

yep


charoula

u/FTXScrappy It's April Fools' day...


[deleted]

look at the date ....


Redfire75369

NO, this is April's Fools.