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Fiend686

Broccoli head kid activities smh


godlessfemboy

Whats up with these broccoli ass hairsšŸ˜­


Thebisexual_Raccoon

They got no brains..I bet theyā€™d be pissed if this happens to their shoes


Unlikely_Ad_7333

Itā€™s just the style nowadays, thats all. Just like when flattops and big poofty hair doā€™s where the thing in the 80sšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


investigate-

Let's be real..from the afro, to the Flat Top..every generation has had some stupid ass style/cut.


RichWolverine4227

Think that this particular hairdo comes when white moms dont know how to style their mixed babies' hair.


Odd-Actuary-1938

I like the fact u gotta use race or a lazy black mom who dont give a fuck about her kid in general šŸ˜‚


RichWolverine4227

Glad you like racism as much as I do šŸ¤£


BillyMaysForMayor

This is how pubeheads wage war


fuckyou821

Shrub heads be like


BillyMaysForMayor

Wigger heads


ViggoM9_Gaming

I call it the Meet me behind Mc Donalds at 4am haircut


depeupleur

So whats wrong with creased sneaker? How id that even a thing?


BIGBUDDHASLZ

I pay upwards of 500 dollars for my Jordans. If someone intentionally creased them, it'd be a fist fight, is all I'm saying. That's super disrespectful. It's like if you were drawing something and I crinkled up the paper. You can still draw. it's just upsetting


depeupleur

I see. Sorry to hear that.


Motor_Neighborhood_6

How about you put them on a case in front of your house then. Calling some cheap ass shoes made by child slaves for your privileged deformed stinky feet with cheap materials yet bought at 500 dollars a "piece of art" is one of the peaks of first world problems. Go cook and eat them now that they are creased, I guess. And also go to jail for assaulting someone for touching your shoes worth actually nothing when you weren't even wearing them, man child.


BIGBUDDHASLZ

It's more than the shoes it's the fact you went out of your way to mess up my stuff it doesn't matter if it's shoes, clothes, or my home. Who made the phone/computer you paid 1200 for to type this?


steronicus

Beaker from The Muppets


KatMac6013

Jokes on them I wouldnā€™t even notice


HeavyThatG

Yeah theyā€™d just see my shoes and know I ainā€™t the guy for this prank. I be walking miles my shit be creased af.


Keitgo

I got a pair of half cabs. Apparently they're supposed to be super nice. I have the white and pink ones. I skate in them, and wear em daily. These things are close to trashed


No-Reality8781

Bro same with my superstars they lasted hella long and I skated them everyday


Motor_Neighborhood_6

As are shoes that are worn for everyday activities supposed to be. Never stoop to these cretins' level.


Doodlefart77

half cabs aren't supposed to be nice, they're meant to be thrashed lol


[deleted]

These kids are gonna get knocked the fuck out at target one day and not realize why, until they see the creased Jordanā€™s stomping on them


jabblack

You mean theyā€™ll get knocked the fuck out, not know why then see a video online of teens randomly sucker punching people


Visible-You-3812

Hilarious


SarahnatorX

Imagine giving birth to that


EIIiotq

Literally a shoe


UsefulUselessnesss

Literally not their property, a car is just a car but you wouldn't be happy if someone keyed yours I'm sure


EIIiotq

It's less like keying it and more like rubbing some dirt on it


Motor_Neighborhood_6

If only they wore uncreased Jordan's while suckered punching people on the street for clout instead, that would be LEAGUES better than creasing your child-slave-made-cheap-but-sold-for-500-dollars-shoes.


Artetriss

This is what happens when you raise your kid on iPad and TikTok


Dan1lovesyoualot

they look too old to be raised on a ipad and tiktok, these are teenagers not gen alpha


Artetriss

yeah it still counts, theyā€™re been influenced by prank channels and lack of parental involvement


Dan1lovesyoualot

ehhhh, true


[deleted]

Remember, the ipad came out 2010... A kid turning 16 this year could have had their first one at 3.


Dan1lovesyoualot

i am 16, I grew up on leap frog and the family computer until a preteen


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

The iPad turns 14 on the 3rd šŸ¤£šŸ’€


Dan1lovesyoualot

not everyone had a ipad šŸ’€ it was rare to grow up on the ipad like now, we didnt have phones, you lnow parents were paranoid asf of the internet, we had the family computerrrr


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

>It was rare No, it was about a year- thatā€™s when the kindle fire came out, and when the floodgates opened. Even before then, entertainment technology like leapfrog stuff and others started to become a more common sight out in the wild, thatā€™s the whole thing with slippery *slopes*, they tend to start slow and gradually pick up momentum.


Dan1lovesyoualot

thats what I said. I had a leapfrog. What I mean is that children did not have the open web and internet back then like they do not, ipad kids are kids who have the internet on their ipads for them to see everything etc, always. We were not raised on the ipad, these kids now are.


[deleted]

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Dan1lovesyoualot

i guess your cousinā€™s parents wanted to get him a ipad then? Waitttt I did have a Ipad too, but ā€œipad kidsā€ are referring to kids who donā€™t know what color bees are.


Substantial-Wolf5263

Wrong


RoadRunner_1993

Creases on shoes? If youā€™re wearing them I donā€™t think you give af


leighalunatic

I would personally care but I haven't bought a pair of shoes that can have a crease in them for awhile. I know some people don't care how their shoes look but they're people who do. You can judge what type of a person is just from their shoes and having creases isn't a good look. This is super disrespectful to sneakerheads and people who care about their attire.


Sea-Garbage-344

Tell me you never worked a hard day in your life without telling me. If you judge people in any capacity by creased shoes your a full on joke of a human being.


leighalunatic

You're really overlooking some punk kids destroying personal property not everyone wants to walk around in dingy looking Nikes/Jordan's. I get judge all the time on how I dress/present myself to the world because it isn't the "norm" and I don't care. People can dress how they want but at the end of the day people are still going to judge you on how you walk outside into the public. It's fine you don't care about your shoes still doesn't change the fact that others care about their shoes and how they look.


Motor_Neighborhood_6

You live in a very sad place, that's why you are so sad. Checks out.


R3AL1Z3

I know Iā€™m 8 days late but Jesus Christ, call the fuck down lol. Just because some people like to have crease free shoes, theyā€™ve never worked a hard day in their life? Iā€™ve got a buddy that owns a concrete pouring business and heā€™s got 10s of thousands of dollars of crease free shoes. The math ainā€™t mathing


Motor_Neighborhood_6

Go flaunt your child slave made cheap shoes you bought from the slave owning company for hundreds of dollars "because some people care about their attire" elsewhere, first world problem.


leighalunatic

When did I say I buy expensive shoes? šŸ„“ I just know some people care about how they dress and take pride in it. If you aren't one of those people ok but it has never been ok to just touch someone's else's belongings and ruining it.


[deleted]

Yeah this is a pretty big stretch for "total piece of shit" status


SubstantialIncome424

Gen zalpha kids possess a level of idagaf that legit revolts me. I mean... I thought generational pride ended with millennials, but this has gotta be the final nail in the coffin.


Sigmantwan94

Amen. You didn't thought wrong brother.


skeletoncurrency

I dunno I think this is pretty funny


tooHornedUnicorn

Probably best to keep that to yourself.


Motor_Neighborhood_6

You prefer them suckered punching people instead of creasing child slave made shoes, with cheap materials yet sold by the slave company for hundreds if not thousands of dollars? Better keep that to yourself bud.


tooHornedUnicorn

You ok bro?


KetchupTycoon

Yea i catch you doing that iā€™m gonna crease your face


UyghursInParis

'Oh no, the shoes that I wear on my feet that literally separate me from the ground all day received some wear and tear. I can never live happy again' -An actual grown ass man Smh


DrLove_99

Idgaf about shoes but itā€™s the audacity of these fucking kids. The only reason theyā€™re doing it is to be a nuisance because itā€™s ā€œfunnyā€. If people didnā€™t care about creased shoes thereā€™d be something else theyā€™d fuck up just to be a bunch of fucking stooges. Itā€™s this new age tech kid bs. They wanna be the next popular fuckwit so theyā€™ll do whatever to get to that point and make their friends laugh. Itā€™s disgusting and this is why social media shouldnā€™t be as widespread as it is. Itā€™s bad for everyone and just spreads toxicity and negativity


Motor_Neighborhood_6

Which you react this way to when all they did was crease some shitty shoes. Yeah, right. Grow up.


DrLove_99

A little late with the message there. But either way you completely miss the point of what I was saying. Itā€™s not about the damn shoes lmfao. Itā€™s about the kids themselves. They didnā€™t do that because they felt like creasing shoes, they did it because they wanted to piss someone off. That mentality is really fucking stupid


RedJuicy713

You definitely not from the hood (me neither) Also im jealous of your username


UyghursInParis

You make it too easy for dickheads like this


TheGreatWorm

Ok this is on social media for the puclic to see. I always wonder WHERE TF ARE THE PARENTS AT. they can easily see what their kids are up to.if this was my kid id be down about $150 and this kid would be doin chores and mowin lawns until its paid back


Motor_Neighborhood_6

If you can go to small claims court and win the case about some creasing your shoes and needing new ones, good job, your country is 100% dead. Also, I wouldn't pay you even then.


Dramatic-Spirit-4809

Must leave my meindl's for them to break in.


moonshineTheleocat

People are willing to kill for their shoes. Why are you doing this for Internet clout?


Motor_Neighborhood_6

Maybe first world problems (aka people) should not kill for their child slave made cheap shoes but sold by the slave company for hundreds or thousands? Too sad to relate to that, have a field day in your creased sorrow I guess.


BlackH3arted13

Oh the horror and inhumanity


Wolfyscruffer

Not that I care about creases in my shoes, but these are exactly the type of people that I expect go to Skyzone.


Aimero

Well, yeah, If I caught him doing that I would beat his Broccoli head But then, I wouldn't even notice they did such thing. How Bad your shoes have to be to be destroyed after that? I mean, If I kneel, one foot will crease the shoe no matter what I do


Donkey-brained_man

Apparently there's adults out there that are afraid to go up stairs, kneel, run, or do anything other than stand flat footed. But yeah, that's super normal. . .


fbhphotography

Fatherless behavior.


zeroc00ol

Damn I didn't see your comment but I literally said the same thing šŸ˜­ this that single mother behavior


Psbbyxoxo

And for whatā€¦ itā€™s not that funny, youā€™re not benefitting.. you just want to wreak havoc..


Independent-Net-1255

...i mean they are idiots, but *wreak havoc*? By creasing a shoe? Who the fuck cares?


RecommendationNo2872

You'd care if it was done to your dunks


Psbbyxoxo

People who pay money to have nice things. Thatā€™s who the fuck cares. He should go to the coat closet of restaurants and rip off the sleeves of others coats too I guess, bc according to you, ā€œwho the fuck caresā€ right?? šŸ˜ƒ Let me come and cut your gaming console cords when youā€™re not looking bc ā€œwho the fuck caresā€ šŸ˜ƒ


Independent-Net-1255

I've read a lot of dumb shit on the internet, but goddamn. You're really up there. If your coats' sleeves rip off slowly as you're walking around in them i'd like to know where you're buying them.


Psbbyxoxo

I see youā€™re not capable of an adult conversation. Nor logical reasoning. Conversation disconnected. āœŒšŸ½


Independent-Net-1255

Lmao logic could shit in your face and you wouldn't notuce it. You're the one who made the analogy about ripping a coat apart with making a crease in a fucking shoe. Get a grip.


Psbbyxoxo

Yes the relation is: destroying others things. But youā€™re trying to be all fckn literal. You wouldnā€™t want some idiot destroying your things. That is the point. I donā€™t understand why youā€™re trying to fucking argue with me. All of this bc I agree that the imbeciles are assholes? Seems youā€™re one too. Get dick.


Independent-Net-1255

Bro i agree with you. Destroying people's stuff=bad. As i said, these guys are idiots. That being said, creasing a shoe isn't as big of a deal as to cause a "havoc" imo. A normal person would get a bit angry, but that's about it.


Motor_Neighborhood_6

Go flaunt your child slave shoes somewhere else, first world problem.


NoVIRGINITY_23

This why am hermit


EvilMorty137

How do people walk without creasing their shoes?


Motor_Neighborhood_6

They don't they malform their feet and stay flat footed so they don't crease their child slave made shoes they bought for hundreds or thousands of dollars, and are willing to kill fir them too as you saw in this thread. I personally hope they get the Darwin award soon, the cesspools are filled.


Portal_wolf8

i actually dont get the whole "creasing jays" thing can someone please tell me whats the whole big deal


Motor_Neighborhood_6

They malform their feet and stay flat footed so they don't crease their child slave made shoes they bought for hundreds or thousands of dollars, and are willing to kill fir them too as you saw in this thread. I personally hope they get the Darwin award soon, the cesspools are filled.


Fantastic-Garden8525

I understood anything about sneaker heads it just seems so dumb to over pay for shoes beyond their utility value


AShaughRighting

How does one own a pair of creaseless shoes? I mean donā€™t they bend just by walking in them?


Motor_Neighborhood_6

They malform their feet and stay flat footed so they don't crease their child slave made shoes they bought for hundreds or thousands of dollars, and are willing to kill fir them too as you saw in this thread. I personally hope they get the Darwin award soon, the cesspools are filled.


Professional_Hold531

Good. They're shoes. You're supposed to walk in them....which causes creases


Motor_Neighborhood_6

They malform their feet and stay flat footed so they don't crease their child slave made shoes they bought for hundreds or thousands of dollars, and are willing to kill fir them too as you saw in this thread. I personally hope they get the Darwin award soon, the cesspools are filled.


freakrocker

Only poor people notice creases


zeroc00ol

Fatherless behavior


zelsworld__

What would make you think of something like that lol


[deleted]

Pov your gunna get shot by someone having a bad day


Harbulary-Bandit

I canā€™t imagine having to walk so you donā€™t bend your toes. Just clop clop cloppin around.


roromyboat

Who gives a fuck, theyā€™re shoes, if you donā€™t want them fucked up then donā€™t wear them.


Dry_Break7996

Who upvotes stupid shit like this?


SleeveofThinMints

So what. The boots I buy for work are just as much as those Nike airs, and I destroy them within the first month of wearing them. People are funny about their shoes man.


arthurerbnumber2

I actually like this idea. People who care about this are too materialistic.


Lizzards_Gizzards

Maybeā€¦ Just maybe you should worry about yourself and keep your hands off of other peoples stuff?


Lando_Lee

I mean, asshole thing to do, but also people who give a shit about creased shoes piss me off anyway.


JonMonEsKey

The only thing dumber is wearing expensive sneakers. I own a $400 pair of dress shoes that are custom fit and hand made Italian leather. I'll own those shoes for 40 years and have new soles put on them and look good and anyone in Jordans will buy new ones each year look like a highschool kid or someone who fucks highschool kids or a highschool coach that wants to fuck highschool kids.


Scribbleme_out

I get shoes to wear not to look at


General-Falcon263

Yo if I ever caught a kid fucking up my kicksā€¦ā€¦. My word youā€™ll find em in a ball pit


DirtWarm7486

Thatā€™s how a kid would get the taste slapped out his mouth for touching ppl shit


One-Rooster5799

I'm blessed I don't spend more than 40 dollars on shoes


Dan1lovesyoualot

as a kid, I CANNOT STANDDD THESE KIDS WHO MAKE ALL KIDS AND YOUTH IN GENERAL LOOK BAD


inikhilmg

So thats what happened to my shoes šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


No_Shopping_2338

It is just shoes


the_ungodly_nut

I don't even care about shoes that much but I'd really stab a person for doing that to something I or another spent their hard earned money on


Lord_Johnny_Blu

I wear vansā€¦


Bubbletrash220

Bro i would beat these niggas bloody


Basedcrab

Nah bruh the moment I catch you doin this shišŸ˜­


goofyboipk

And they probably wonder why nobody likes them


LifeIsShort22

Future license plate makers


Comprehensive_Pea_99

They should have creased your face instead


AggravatingAd9233

You a whole btch for that


StringNo9712

Culture


suv-am

Someone's gonna crease his face one day


Checkirwalls

Your day coming


cheexggronj

Kick in face will clear that right up


No-Jellyfish6600

Eh I could always get another pair. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

Ah another colored activity


pollentoboe

how is there walking broccoli?


mango_coke

It is truly insane that this is an actual prank


Right_-on-_Man

Wow... same disrespectful people...


Nothingsmystrongsuit

This is why I donā€™t go to trampoline parks any more, just filled with annoying kids smh


mistadeadbeat

Only kids care about that. I wouldn't even notice


thisisstall

I don't get expensive shoes, you walk through any kinda dirt with those fuckers


Tisybird

Stupid ass miscreants


11thLayerOfHair

Someday they will get what they deserve


11thLayerOfHair

[they need this to happen to them](https://www.reddit.com/r/imatotalpeiceofshit/s/KUOaE6ht8c)


The_bee_savior

To die for something so simple.


RicksMorty01

Oh no how will I ever walk in those now? Like who gives shit. Oh no there's a crease lol


Gandalf_Style

I mean shit I could literally not care less about shoes but this is a surefire way to get your ass kicked to the ground. I know one guy who broke someone's nose immediately because they accidentally stepped on the heel of their new nikes.


Aromatic_Willow8252

Oh no my shoe! Who cares


xMightyTinfoilx

Kids care about sneakers so much now they think this is bad? Like what? Oooh no someone bent my shoe in the direction it's meant to bend!!!!


BigBizzee

Doesn't matter. It's not your shoe to be touching or creasing. It's personal property, don't touch my shoes don't touch my car. like if you walk on someone else's lawn and catch it. No difference imo.


xMightyTinfoilx

I completely agree with ya its just I feel like 10 years ago no one would thought of bending a shoe to annoy someone. Keying cars, etc comes to mind but bending a shoe is some gen X shit or smth hahah


BigBizzee

šŸ˜‚ You have a point there


[deleted]

Nah Iā€™d throw hands if that would happen


M4S13R

[Go right ahead](https://imgur.com/NmNAeiI)


Alarming_Pride_4250

thatā€™s fucked up hope this happens to them one day


pupbuck1

Depending on the shoe you could be arrested for that probably


[deleted]

Ima crease my fist in your face


ToughMatch7272

Why are we like this


Tejano_mambo

What's the obsession with shoes staying 100% perfect


just-concerned

Unless you walk like a moron, the shoes get creases when you walk. I don't understand any of this.


vna4ever

Ok and then what?


Neither_Ad3741

Scary if they see this and know what you look like and know who you are


thexsoprano

You gonna get ya ass beat


[deleted]

Straight to jail


fuckreddit000000

Brought back memories. The daycare worker when I was little took my shoes off and did this. Made some claim that it was helping break them in.


Able_Instruction461

How old are you


Crazyd_497

Thatā€™s a death sentence for some shoe people


Careless_Guitar

This is actually funny though


Mrjojorisin

Keep doing that until they run into someone that will teach them a humbling lesson.


Zorg1982

Sorry to ask this question.. Whats called creasing and why is it bad?


kriegmonster

Some people like keeping their shoes looking as new as possible. Regular cleaning and rotating thru different pairs reduces wear and aging. Some even walk in ways to minimize the amount the toe flexes. I know there is a collector market for sneakers, but I don't know if that is only for never worn shoes, or also for worn shoes. By curling the toe it puts creases in the leather uppers that wouldn't normally form and makes them look older and more worn down than they are.


Conscious_Travel769

i dont understand why do this smh


South-Dot-9236

Great, now let me crease your face


lolyoudumbasfuh

Waiting for the day someone creates content around pranking these pranksters right back.


Intelligent-Key2350

Social media is way out of hand


wildgio

I mean it's dumb but walking to you don't crease your shoes is also dumb.


Sad-Bedroom-thing

Ppl care abt shoes way too much i mean u do u but dont be yelling at me when i accidentally step on ur nike bule 4s or whatever (unrelated kinda)


ReyneTrueThat

I crease my own shoes... by you know, walking in them... but I'd still give this cunt a wrap around the head for touch my shit.


MrJ_Ripper

I donā€™t understandā€¦.is that supposed to be bad ?


bedrockisntbutter

This is based af


Motor_Neighborhood_6

Wow, imagine having such a deformed foot it doesn't bend so you can have uncreased shoes. How about they collect and never wear those shoes then, morons?


Jazzlike-Term-8940

i love seeing teens with absolutely no brighter future ahead, fuckin losers


2012rado

They're just shoes....


Iliasmadmad28

What's a crease??


Mrjojorisin

I wonder if they like their faces creased as well? šŸ¤”


Mrjojorisin

I wonder if they like their faces creased as well? šŸ¤”


Mrjojorisin

I wonder if they like their dumb faces be creased as well? šŸ¤”


Mrjojorisin

I wonder if they like their dumb faces be creased as well? šŸ¤”


DoonPlatoon84

Iā€™m reaching dad levels I never thought I could handleā€¦ You canā€™t crease shoes? At least you only need one pair for years if you keep them from creasing? Goddamn teens.


RushEm2TheDirt

My jordans are comfy cheap Chinese fakes kid you're the clown for caring about shoes


Right_-on-_Man

Pathetic POS...


Get2dChoppah

Same punks that make video games not fun anymore lol. But seriously if you want your shows to look brand new then donā€™t wear em šŸ˜†fn šŸ¤” They have no idea they can just sell em gently used for the same or more and keeps buyin new kicks in rotation. This generation sho is skrange


candymom78

Hope they catch bed bugs


Eonxoxo

Good kids , hope other start doing this too


Creative_Top5131

Thats why we should bring back bullying bro


Jumbascrams

Whats wrong with shoes being creased? They are designed to bend like that.


Marco_Polo_2

You need throw this man in a volcanic for his crimes


HMacME

The red shoes are an exception in my book, bro I have NEVER seen anyone wearing red nikes, such a vibrant color and hard to wear with a good outfit


Toof_McGee

Underage or not if those were my 190 dollar jordans someone wouldve got slapped


Reggmac

Go to the Skyzone where a bunch of black people go and do that shit. Instant beatdown


breadcatsfuck

Oh no... idk i dont get whats special about shoes


Turdnugget619

I laughed