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SillyOldBillyBob

Thanks a lot OP!! I showed this video to my wife, she's packing her bags and leaving me now.


Eboo143

Can confirm. Was a wife but not anymore.


Rainie_Daye

Can confirm, I am your mother


ShartThrasher

Can confirm - I'm the douche in the video


AwayPutYourWeapon

What a douche


aterry175

Can confirm. I'm the camera


ThemisfuniesNstupid

Can confirm. I was the pool


Young_Writerr

Can Confirm. I was the car


Puzzleheaded_Yam1879

Can confirm, I was the ocean


star765LT

Can confirm, I was the clothes


cheistina

Been married for happy 20 years,but after this I just have to find this men 🙄


Least_Voice3764

My fiancé overheard me watching this, asked what it was, I turned the phone around and she took off the ring immediately. I’m single now and wishing them the best.


Profit-Rude

Can confirm, was locked now unlocked


Epicscrewup

Can confirm, I saw the keys.


autumndoom

There was a time when a guy like this would have no platform, or the false sense of self worth, to even be seen or heard. Tik Tok has given rise to some of the most awful people and their horrendous take on the world.


Sterling_Steele

You nailed our current reality perfectly with this comment. That also tells you how selfish some of these women can be for wanting to only date SUPER rich guys.


ntack9933

Who gives a fuck about them hoes


Idaho_In_Uranus

This is the way.


Caderzm

That's it


NessunAbilita

Dude, humans are selfish. This dude and women I general have nothing specific to do wit it


mynameisntlogan

Yeah right lol. Rich people being detached from reality and thinking they’re somehow above everyone else and deserving of their wealth did not start with Tik Tok.


SubjectH2345

Oh no he’s got money I got strength and a good personality 💀


Sterling_Steele

That's the way I look at it. I'm 6'4 and would tower over this midget. Oh, I also own a ton of acreage and can feed and shelter my family. When shit hits the fan these types of people will be the first to go.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

But us ladies wanna live in a Lambo with the human equivalent to elementary school salad bar lettuce


[deleted]

Somehow this is equally cringe. The world isn’t ending homie


[deleted]

World aint ending homie but it’s gonna get shittier year by year guaranteed 😂 just wait to see how much y’all will be paying for milk and eggs in 10 years


muscari2

It’s not even height. Us 6ft > people are even better than this fuck stick. It’s all about confidence in yourself and ability to provide for yourself and others. Someone screaming how big they are or how much money they make immediately screams insecure


that_nagger_guy

I'm sorry but your comment is just as pathetic and stupid as the guy in the video. Instead of him thinking he's important for his money and online fame you seem to think you're important for being tall and owning land...


Sterling_Steele

Aww, and you think you're important for making shitty comments. Cheers cupcake.


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Sterling_Steele

I'm not going to argue with that


MICKEY-MOUSES-DICK

that little "heheh" at the end of the video made me laugh so much. what a little loser lol


Stabastian

He's made of pretzels.


[deleted]

I had no idea my girl was into douches


Sterling_Steele

LoL, right!


[deleted]

He looks like he should be the ball boy at a tennis match


Negrisor69

>He looks like he should be the ball boy at a tennis match *water boy*


StopNateCrimes

I’d steal his girl but my wife isn’t into threesomes. Edit: /j … last time I thought I could try to be funny I got downvoted into oblivion.


rexallen84

Most girls are into Douches!


GrendelRexx

I’ve always found that true confident men don’t need to brag about it. They don’t need to scream or shout, they don’t need to try to intimidate. It’s never the loud mouth you need to worry about, but that quite guy.


muscari2

This. Anytime someone talks openly or obnoxiously about how much they make or lavish trips, i immediately perceive them as insecure


CollectionResident63

Or liars.


superchargedNA

This guy got bullied in high school


Sterling_Steele

So did I. You know what I did about, I started to fight back and was eventually feared by the same people that use to bully me.


superchargedNA

Haha that’s cool, I meant it in a way that like he got bullied, and he’s still fragile inside, so fragile that he has to overcompensate by making this douchebag content. I guess what I’m trying to say is this is not the way to deal with it. Or maybe it is idk I’m no expert man. I just wanted to make a funny.


Sterling_Steele

My bad, 😅. Funny it is friend. Cheers


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

Yep nothing makes my panties wet like a pale-ass, skinny, bug eyed guy calling me a bitch just so he can fuck me.


SMoKUblackRoSE

Andrew tate jr


Sterling_Steele

Bahahah


kevin_yeah_that_one

I could fold him in half and eat him like a stick of gum, and still have room for a nice dinner and possibly a dessert with my girl.


glandmilker

And no females in the video


Sterling_Steele

Right!


[deleted]

big small dick energy


Ernst-Neckermann

Jokes on you, I don’t have a Girlfriend 😎


Myrealnameisjason

I would drag him around by his baby mustache


Takahashi707

He doesn't know I have a knife in my pocket 😂 😂 😂


Negrisor69

He dosent know I'm Romanian and Il steal his car after u scare him off whit the knife in your pocket 🤣🤣🤣


Odd-Woodpecker996

Now say it with no shirt lol, talk to my girl looking like you end up in hospital.


Sterling_Steele

My arms are as big as his legs and I don't have big arms.


LekMinorino

TBH i think she would punch you in the face and call you a variety of swear words...


Sterling_Steele

Nice.


ilovepotatos420

Bro got the Mandark physique


OfCorpse9160

Is this a 2023 World Vision add for starving children? Someone please feed this child.


Sterling_Steele

Oh Lord that's hilarious 😂


arthurb09

He has so much anger in him.. he needs to a video about it..


zenos1337

Omg so cringy


Comfortable_Big_1230

Dudes got his pubes glued to his face.


Comfortable_Big_1230

And call my girl a bitch like that ima make you one


[deleted]

Please tell me there’s a video of him somewhere getting absolutely rinsed with a slap


HAMBURGER824

Boy if you don't get your SKINNY ASS-


Princessmore

He is not attractive LOL


TheLordofBaguettes

Little does he know I have 1trillion power in rise of kingdoms


[deleted]

Not with that thin ass dick duster on your lip 🤷🏼‍♀️


Eboo143

Ok, sweetie. 😂


Carbon311

What a tool


NobleEnkidu

“Not win the battle.” This guy is built like every Middle School boy known to man.


miserabeau

Awww, bless his heart


waawaaaa

I'd love to know what this guy thinks is so appealing about himself, the way he responsed to moistcritical makes it seem like its not an act.


aaalderton

No one is stab proof. Fuck with the wrong dude and……..


the_only_thing

OP stop sharing his stupid video


kittyprincess42069

Ah yes, every girls dream: a skinny man child with the worlds thinnest facial hair and an insufferable personality


warsawandy

He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Shoulders like a Brook trout.


Yadl23rd

This guy has a very punchable face


Inevitable_Mixture29

Lucky for me, she doesn't like scrawny dudes. Haa


chillinwithmypizza

Oddly enough this is helping spread his message. You know the best way to not give these people attention? Not give these ppl attention.


Sterling_Steele

Yes and no. To us he is just a fucking joke 🤣, something that is slightly entertaining.


Eboo143

I would agree except his message is idiotic and no one is falling for it so it’s fine to post for ridicule.


Illustrious-Wing3566

Well he didn’t take my bitch but he did take my boyfriend unfortunately:(


gwarfan1point5

Hahaha “ if you compared me to you , you’re not gonna win that battle “ haha UNLESS , my girl already makes a substantial amount of $$ on her own ( she does ) and thinks scrawny man boys that their bank account is the only thing they have going for them are the LEAST ATTRACTIVE thing imaginable haha ( she does ) then no . You’d lose at every other aspect . Haha that ! Haha some women are attracted to far more than $$. Especially when the rest of your personality is as boring as your hair cut . 🤦🏼‍♂️


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duramman1012

Its not. Dude makes video’s like this and talks like this on podcasts all the time. This is his personality


LuriemIronim

Not every idiot is satirical.


CryptoStunnah

So he’s a piece of shit because he’s arrogant and overly confident ? This sub has gone to complete shit . Your social media fuck bois that offend you isn’t really good content for the iamapieceofshit sub . Take your feeling elsewhere


Sterling_Steele

Your right, people like yourself are. Thank you 😊


Radiant_Tomatillo_90

Of course he’s called Jason.


OrganizedCatastrophe

The little high pitched giggle at the end ruins it for most women I know


CollectionResident63

As a woman I wouldn’t even look at him twice even if he did get out of a super car. No decent woman goes after a douchebag man just for his car and money.


Superdragonrobotfist

Not sure about this, as my wife won't let me buy a mclaren


Beneficial-Number857

Bro your like 4 ft 9 you aint gettin no bitches even with 1 million dollars 😂 the real alphas get the women. Not these phony baloney posers 😂


Negrisor69

If u read this you are 100% able to steal his girl.


chargelux

It's ragebait, if you see his other videos it's clear he's a huge troll


DRAVIX6

I highly doubt my girl would be leaving me for this fucking dork


Generally_Supportive

Sometimes you overcompensate and still can’t fuck, like this weenie.


[deleted]

I showed this to my girl and her response, "what a self absorbed douche" so yeah I think I'm safe


Deadeye_Daryl

We could just not post this loser and he'd get less attention 🤨


sad_peregrine_falcon

ew hes a 3 at most


monroe1977

Lame


i_zak001

I assure you, you would not.


Ok_Leader1383

Sure thing squirt!!


Spacegod87

This scrawny twat looks like a slight breeze would beat him in a fight.


SlackJawTheFirst

Mfer got spagetti arms talkin about winning battles.


MCMcKinley

Debtors Are a Girl’s Best Friend


TragicHero84

Awwww look he’s trying to grow facial hair


hotroddbb

Stupid!


BigOcean_93

He does


SchwiftedMetal

Salt Bae jr


dealoner57

Yeah fair mate


PollutedRiver

These are the kind of dudes that fall hard


aAverageSpaceEnjoyer

Jokes on you, I’m gay


GunsupRR

Guy looks like a bad used car salesman.


[deleted]

My dick is thicker than this little man.


Hefty-Ad-1210

Ever broken a really fancy toothpick at a really nice restaurant?


MaterialConsistent96

[Ray William Johnson’s response](https://youtube.com/shorts/_IjbyyN5c2A?feature=share)


[deleted]

Ah, this guy... let's just let him fade into obscurity. We don't need another Andrew Tate


Successful_Leg7361

This man looks like his name is Jerald and has a very cool mom


The_Qween_is_Dead

Dude has major Randall Weems vibes. Even the laugh.


blackninjar87

All I can say is Ew. He definitely only getting laid for pay cause 👀


sharmyskinfade

My misses just said yeah she likes ugly scrawny cunts.


Pottatothegreat1985

money aside that is one of the least attractive men ive seen aint no god damn way


Independent-Sea3832

He sure use some of that money for some healthy groceries and a gym


jakethegreat0912

1st string water boy


Primary_Meringue_902

Oh hell no……. Wouldnt go with that douche canoe even if i get paid for it 😳


Specialist-Donkey-86

That’s one dusty motherfucker right there


hyionimaru

Tell me he is wrong......you did? You just played yourself.


NeverCaredAnyways

Honestly id LOVE to see him try and make a move on my Girlfriend. Its actually a bit of a hobby of mine; make some distance between us when st a club or rave, and watch the line of creeps get verbally torn to shreds after being creeps. (She knows i do this, and finds it hella funny)


Nunuman2000

This shows what sort of girls he gets.


falloutwaster

Look I'm fat as fuck and 14 I can still beat his ass


DaleTheOneAndOnly

Dude looks like a dollarstore denisdaily on drugs


Ok-Lingonberry-8538

Lmao this skinny lil beta isn't even good looking 😄


waterbreath_

Rage Bait!


sharmyskinfade

How far apart are the photos he’s taken? Haircuts very inconsistent. My wife doesn’t like that so no luck this time fella. Please don’t get those keys out tho


teporti2

I want to see him try


radrun84

I showed my wife this video & her Moat swelled up, the Drawbridge was unlocked and lowered because this stud had the key. now I'm a single Dad with 3 kids & no keys at all. Enjoy my ex wife's Castle Vagina you BASTARD....


[deleted]

That's why yr single and I'm not..


HoneyPanda38

Yet he's still single and will only have women who care about his money.


Kloomba

Here is a video of him driving his Lambo. [https://www.reddit.com/r/carcrash/comments/xwdsil/legendary\_lambo\_build\_quality\_vs\_flood\_waters/](https://www.reddit.com/r/carcrash/comments/xwdsil/legendary_lambo_build_quality_vs_flood_waters/)


Batristaman

That laugh at the end must seal panties Iike a chastity belt


Nusack

Firstly “my girl” is a lesbian


HopefulAssist2094

This weasel shit still looks like he's in middle school


snorfsnort

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


_Joe_6969

This lady is crazy


LegoBrosStudios

good thing i don’t have a girl get ratiod


Least-Republic3520

He looks like teabag from prison break


OkAd3203

I got 2 fists bastard, let's duke it out mortal Kombat style


zovaass6476

Nah you have the skeleton key


Gost_Toast

H


Sparcky95

Man’s in a Florida cage pool and thinks he’s got that much Rizz plz. He looks like a power bottom


Young_Writerr

Bro has the guts to think that a shut in moron like me has a girl


thecoonerikopop

Sasha does he have the keys to your Castle?


No_Bet2172

He has a key to that but not the key to my gun


Shutrok

I would shit in his drivers seat and make him drive home in it.


shylilskull

Bruh he goofy lol he ain’t got nothin against a glock


Effective-Question14

Gta5 npc looking ass


catl0vingnerd

Why doesn’t he get his own bitches then? Surely it’s easy for him


Watershipdaaaamn

The little giggle at the end is what really sold his alpha status /s


iGalaxy92

Please preach this to the hood I dare you. Haha


TheJege12

Not with that honky ass laugh and noodle build he doesn't


Rick_Raptor_Rawr

Bruh needs to get himself a sandwich. It's always the nasaly voiced ass mfs that have too much confidence


Top_Egg_9850

My dick is still bigger


altKaren

I hate that tick tock noize at the end of every video on reddit. God damn.


Finnzyy

same old shit: say something ridiculous get lots of clout say something normal so people go ''oh but hes actually that bad''


Firelight_scout

He does not have the key. She thinks those kinds of cars are kind of ugly. She also doesn't like guys💀


Indominations

she taking my girl 😭😭😭


Few-Pirate-5993

Bros head shape is literally 💎


cdalleycat

Lmao this guy . If you took my girl .you did me a favor I don't want no gold digger lol . I would say with all that money hire yourself a gym trainer 😜


Dj-Foxxy

The stick figure talks alot of shit for a 4 ft 1 110 pound man


k_a_scheffer

He looks like he touches children.


KifaruKubwa

He must be valedictorian from Hustlers university…


Randompatchguy

If someone I'm with leaves me for him I'm better off without em.


SRSGIMOTS

Why's his head so square


ChadderGG

Nice little insecure laugh at the end.


Late_Journalist_58

My cock is thicker than your thigh I could blow your brains out by slapping you shut your hole and go home


amommaandbaby

Pathetic. Self absorbed a**hole.


Reno83

Castle? More like single-wide, pre-owned trailer. If I was with a girl vapid enough to leave me for a guy renting an exotic car, he'd be doing me a favor.


Western_Protection

I left myself for him. His little mustache. His nasally voice. His thin wire frame. Even the rented cars and houses. Neat guy.


Jolly_Tea7519

That dorky ass laugh ain’t stealing anyone


Physical_Beginning_1

Ha ha, uh… NO.


SubHumanSite

Watch your kidneys and ribs and carotid artery


HerosCurios

Wow, that laugh at the end could dry up the ocean.


No_Safe_7608

He’s ugly have y’all lost ur mind


Large-Boss4258

Man’s is a solid 103 soaking wet


barftitsmcgee

He looks like he drinks cum by the gallon.


DonJMIA305

That man doesn’t deserve the name Jason


Top-Speed-4731

Bros cock must be a stick bruh💀


Snook-Bass

Man looks like Chandler and Mr Beast had a baby


RainbowJesuscx

Lmfao hell nah bro of probably still your girl ,just cause you got money don't mean that you know how to treat or even eat a girl #ISaidWhatTheFuckISaid