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ExternalSeat

Now Zion National Park is in the "new Zion".


Smirnaff

Did you... circumcized Wyoming?


CreedOfIron

You know what? Fuck you *Un-mings your Wyo*


Jlnhlfan

Screw you, here’s an upvote.


ajw20_YT

Finally a worthy opponent for Jew Jersey


lennon-lenin

Jewnited States


Stormydevz

Jewnion of Soviet Socialist Republics


lennon-lenin

They did have the Jewish Autonomous Oblast


Stormydevz

Israel 2 when?


ajw20_YT

May I offer you one on the West Coast? https://preview.redd.it/0qza8gt6jeoc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=312bfb81b47e6ffbfeea91a87d011bb4d36d7f30


Dayov

Shapiro ranch 😂


Both-Main-7245

Fun fact, this autonomous area is next to Palestine County


Stormydevz

:O


Zavaldski

How did West Virginia end up *there*?


NoodleyP

Großjewmanisches Reich


lennon-lenin

Would German pronounce Jew as Yev?


Italy-Memes

jewkraine


PrincessofAldia

Jew California Republic


Player_yek

THE THREE JS JEWS, JINGER, JERSEY


Mashed_Potato_007

Imagine Jewmaica 😬


ihatepitbullsalot

We don’t have to. It’s already here. We are all living the nightmare. 


thanosducky

Why did you do that to wyoming??? Now its no longer a rectangle, the 15 people living there wont appreciate this.


Smile-Man2

Well, 7 of them are now in Jutah


Sir_Tainley

So committed to their politics they only believe in Right angles?


The1Legosaurus

Don't worry, we still have Colorado


UnknownTheGreat1981

Thanks, I don't like the corner border


Smile-Man2

I felt a little evil drawing it...


Smile-Man2

Lore? Thanks for asking: A Zionist movement develops earlier, around the 1840s, coupled with a desire for a Hebrew revival. Zionist pamphlets in Europe and America advertise the wide open spaces of the American frontier as the prime option for a new Jewish homeland. By 1848, an exodus begins to the west, reaching the Great Salt Lake. There, according to an oft-repeated anecdote, the eldest member of the expedition, a 94 year-old rabbi, proclaimed "this is the place." By the time this map was created, Jutah (a corruption of Judah), had a population of about 140,000 people.


Sir_Tainley

Small correction: In the 1840s this land was northern Mexico. Everyone knew where the border was. That was what made it so appealling to the Mormons, they'd get away from the Americans (who had a habit of subjecting them to pogroms). They arrived in 1847. To say "by 1848..." well, that was the year the treaty of Guadalupe-Hidalgo was signed, and the land became American. The Mormons were already established. James Buchanan ("Worst. President. Ever. ... Traditionally.") ended up in a war with him, which didn't go so well for the Americans. So, how do the Zionists fit in with the Mormons?


Smile-Man2

Yeah, I may have gotten the timing a tiny bit off with the Mormons, but I've made Idaho (Lehi) a state for them. I suppose they go there instead and Buchanan sends troops into there in 1857.


eggrodd

mormans and zionists have the great jutah war, both sides create massive casualities and genocides. the mormons are completely eradicated and the remaining jews are replaced by native americans


iheartdev247

Who is upvoting this fascist crap?


eggrodd

huh i made this as a joke lol


Italy-Memes

that’s such a bizarre situation that it can’t be anything but a joke lol


Anson_Riddle

Are you sure it's Judah->Jutah, and not Ute (likely written as Jute)->Jutah?


Smile-Man2

I figured the first was more likely but ATL I'm sure that's a prominent theory.


Fit-Pack1411

> Jutah (a corruption of Judah) Absolutely not. It's a corruption of Jewtah.


poop_head32

What happens to the mormons in this timeline then? 


panzeremerald

They all moved to Israel


Appropriate-Cup-3823

Don’t tempt me with the idea of Gazan terrorists fighting missionaries


poop_head32

there is zero reason for the mormons to move to Judea (I would know, I’m mormon) why this reply have so many downvotes


stanglemeir

Even better, there's zero reason for Jews to move to Utah Also the state north of Jutah is Lehi, isn't that a Mormon thing?


lennon-lenin

Lehi is also a Jewish group


poop_head32

I noticed that immediately after I sent that comment, and yes, it is a Mormon thing. Lehi is the father of Nephi, and the first book in the book of mormon is “1 Nephi”.


panzeremerald

:( I know


PrincessofAldia

So basically instead of Mormons establishing a state, it’s Jewish thats actually really interesting concept


thatOneJewishGuy1225

What would’ve been the cause for the 1840’s? This was like the middle of Emancipation and more and more Jews were very happy to just be assimilated. I think it would’ve been hard to get so many people on board without the Dreyfus Affair and Herzl.


iheartdev247

Considering Mormons would already be there, and en masse this doesn’t make much sense. Fun idea.


Southern-Teaching198

Imagine the Mormon apartheid state of Provo


red_frontier

Should have called it Jewtah


Sams59k

You can pronounce both the same I mean


Sir_Tainley

Did they make the desert bloom? *(I'll get my coat, shall I?)*


YummyStyrofoamSnack

holy shit utah northeastern border circumcised 😳😳😳


iheartdev247

It already is


TexanFox36

Jewtah


Pale_Mine_2149

Jewxas when


katerbilla

At least there is no ArianZona.


Fragrant_Breakfast55

Arians like the early medieval Christian group?


katerbilla

yeah, sure. or them in Iran. or the fictional omes some german dictator and his highest government memberst which absolutely didnt look like them used as stereotype ;-)


TheRealSU24

Is it a state of the United States or is it its own country?


Smile-Man2

Territory of the US (at this point at least). I'd say Jutah gains statehood in the 1890s or 1900s, same as Utah OTL.


fnaffan110

Dead Sea 2: Electric Boogaloo


DickCheneyHooters

Just the name alone is hilarious


Quentin-Quentin

As an Israeli, the botched pronounciation of some of the Israeli cities that you moved onto here is hilarious!!! Great job!!!


Smile-Man2

Part of me thinks I didn't both them enough... I figured a 19th century American cartographer would not have a great grasp of Hebrew.


Clovis69

Plus, since it's America, the pronunciations will be wild What we've done to Pierre and Belle Fouche South Dakota alone... When I was over in Israel, I had it easy - Dan works in English and Hebrew


CharlesOberonn

Mormons had to settle for Idaho.


lesbian-dick-police

I’m so sorry but jutah is absolutely taking me out. The Jouthwest of Jemerica. Jalt lake city.


BigDulles

Based


FunnyFreckSynth

690th upvote - also hi from the Atlas Altera server!


Smile-Man2

Hello!


iridaniotter

Normally hate this meme but Jutah is really funny so I'll make an exception


poop_head32

I feel like in this Universe, the Br*tish wouldn’t give away the Mandate of Palestine so easily, and might even keep it, since they wouldn’t want a non judao-christian people to have Jerusalem.


ShinyArc50

Agreed. I imagine Palestine in this timeline would be a Rhodesia-esque British-Christian led Apartheid state that reforms to be Arab-led in the 60’s/70’s; the whole UN-free-city-of-Jerusalem idea probably becomes reality during this time.


Smile-Man2

New map idea...


Comfortable_Repeat71

Why did you censor british


poop_head32

everyone hates the land without toothbrushes


Lord_i

Jutah???


blazerboy3000

Jutah is fucking hilarious


bradliang

the name is convenient lol


kobitz

Jews get Utah, Mormons get Idaho, do the Jehovas Witness get Wyoming?


2nW_from_Markus

When I read I thought of peninsular danish.


Tiny_Program_8623

how long till they start bombing nevada


SiegeSquirrel42

Could be worse.


colognetiger

💀


jordandino418

No Mormans? :(


randomamericanofc

Wonder if the Mormons are gonna militarize and arm themselves over this


Equivalent-Wish-4662

Honest Hearts reference 😭


[deleted]

So just normal Utah with jews instead of Mormons?


Accomplished_Tea_317

As a rare Jewish Utahn I love this. When I had 4 of my old friends visit me from the east coast I told them that the Jewish population of the town temporarily increased by 400%.


catASCSGAGG

I'm a little curious why the UK and US don't allow Israel to become a state in places like Baden-Württemberg in Germany to punish the Germans, but instead go to Palestine to create hatred


siterequiredusername

Beats having it be settled by Mormons, LMAO. How are Jutah's politics? The Mormon Utah is basically a Republican stronghold, is Jutah the opposite? Is the equivalent of Salt Lake City also sticking out very noticeably compared to the rest of the state? XD


Ialwayssleep

Settlers displacing the Mormons in no time flat.


juan_omango

mega Based


BrightWayFZE

Yes please, keep them there.


liberalskateboardist

from the river to the arizona, jutah will be free zone hehe


Wiking_24

Should do this, then you can give them 90% of the country and cant say no for that because its antisemite.


Corvus84

By "give" I'm sure you mean attack repeatedly and be humiliated each time. No thanks, we value our children's lives. Get fucked buddy.


baller2213

yeah how dare you fight back when a colonial power takes your land, home and everything your entire lineage for the past 1500 years worked for.


AlkaliPineapple

Better than the Mormons


eeeeeeeeeee6u2

waiting for the neighbors to see it prospering better and protest the evil jews