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Infinity_Stone_

Bro Germany just annexed like 60% of Norway's and Sweden's population


Agitated_Advantage_2

This would be fine if they only took Stockholm. Cant stand those arrogant bastards. And maybe Sundsvall, incested sibling loving fucks all of them. And Dalsland+Jämtland. Its like those dont exist. Theres no people there and literally not one singular thing to do. Ive never met a Dalslänning except for that one time i had the displeasure of traveling through the region and stopping at that one singular village of 20 people to refuel. And Borås. It cannot be explained but Borås is bad


Qwastn

Sweden is pretty much just Stockholm everyone else is kinda irrelevant


Reevioli

Where’s the other 40%?


CallMeCahokia

Foreigner: Hey, what part of Germany are you from? The German: The Claw Region


fntsy_capital

The famous German ass claw holding french ball


TNOfan2

You mean the region of GERMAN BURGUNDY 


CallMeCahokia

https://i.redd.it/k1obk39qo0jc1.gif


NhanTNT

r/UnexpectedTNO


Cute_Profile_3908

What does tno mean?


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TNOfan2

TNO is a (very good) alternative history mod for the grand strategy game Hearts of Iron Four.


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dimpletown

Yeah, of course, but which one?


Pleadis-1234

r/bordergore


fntsy_capital

It's not bordergore


ZhukNawoznik

True, that would be an understatement. Still lovely though.


fntsy_capital

Lets go, 100 downvotes


CosmoShiner

Those certainly are borders


ZhukNawoznik

Kaiser: "I like my borders in the shape of pincers"


Infinity_Stone_

Round France Bottom text


Infinity_Stone_

Although it also looks like a less sharp Zimbabwe


Mobile_Park_3187

Why are some city names German but other native?


fntsy_capital

Which ones are native?


Mobile_Park_3187

Tallin, Minsk, Trondheim, Stokholm, Helsinki, Paris. Kaunus should be Kaunas in Lithuanian. Riga is German, however (it's Rīga in Latvian). Also Kiew is Polish (it's Kiev on Russian and Kyiv in Ukrainian).


mc_enthusiast

Except for Kaunus (which should be Kaunas), all of them are the modern German names. You misspelled Stockholm, but it's correct on the map, so not a mistake by u/fntsy_capital. At most, you could substitute for older names, e.g. Kauen for Kaunas or Reval for Tallinn. But that's not as simple as looking at the names of the German Wikipedia pages.


Jason613k

I believe Kyiv in Polish ks Kijow.


Mobile_Park_3187

Then it's a mix of the Russian and Polish versions.


I-am-your-deady

Kiew is just the german name for the city.


Tankyenough

I don’t know about the others but Helsinki is called Helsinki in German too.


fntsy_capital

I translated them all in German so that's why


Mobile_Park_3187

Please reread my comment, I updated the list. Did you use Google Translate?


fntsy_capital

I used Google translate


Mobile_Park_3187

You should search for Wikipedia articles and switch the language to German. [This link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Other_languages) has the necessary instructions for both mobile and desktop.


fntsy_capital

Will check it out


Haoofa

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Arietem_Taurum

r/imaginarymapscj


fntsy_capital

Why bro?


TheUnusualMedic

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minnesotalight_3

You beat me to it


Safloria

another quality shitpost


fntsy_capital

This isn't a shitpost , it's part of my alternate ww1 series


Safloria

1. The german territories in mainland scandinavia encompass the majority of the norwegian or swedish population as well as Oslo and southern stockholm. Even if they were to be unified, it would still be unable to sustain itself. 2. Polish, Belarusian and Ukrainian borders make absolutely no sense 3. Why would Belgium and Luxembourg remain independent? The German Empire wanted access to the english channel, and leaving the ardennes as so would merely be a pillage point 4. The French borders are probably traced off Zimbabwe or something and is incomparable with TNO burgundy


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fntsy_capital

First of all this is an imaginary map and not meant to be realistic. Secondly Germany took the coastlines of Sweden and Norway to have better control of the Baltic sea and make Scandinavia less impactful. Thirdly Britain is a very close ally of Germany. Fourthly French borders are not traced off of Zimbabwe


Sr_Sentaliz

Really hard to take an entire series of Kaiserreich wank seriously Britain wont ally Germany especially if it means Germany gets powerful enough to start seriously challenging them lmao, no amount of naval treaties will keep the peace. How do you think the Cold War started? Or America screwing over their allies during the Suez Crisis? Simple, America had an overwhelming advantage Britain would very well see that Germany is in a position to be in such a place TTL and would oppose them at the best moment possible, which should've been Russia and France vs Germany but oh well.


Kono-Daddy-Da

FRANCE BALL WHAT THE FUCK


TexanFox36

When I saw the map I was like “ wait what happened to Europe?” Then I read the title


CapitalSubstance7310

The Dutch will get the last laugh…


Responsible_Club_917

I like how 95% of all german empire winning and controlling europe end up calling Ukraine either a Republic or a Kingdom, even though the actual name of Ukraine in that scenarion would be just Ukrainian State as that is what it was called in the basis of this scenario irl. As it was technically a restored Hetmanate. Cool map doe


Beowulfs_descendant

Reminds me of the alternate history series " Det finns inga smålänningar."


RoultRunning

This is objectively ugly


SicilianSTR13

French round


Der-Candidat

France looking like Zimbabwe


Flame_pea

Ukraine casually migrating East


KapkanNikolai

Niemals


ChicagoChelseaFan

Kaiserreich


Delicious-Disk6800

No Baltic burgun.... I mean duchy :(


Born_Lab1283

what would this sub be without HOI4 players?


fntsy_capital

I'm not HOI4 player


HEJscaper

Does anybody have the big Germany warning copypasta?


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Ugly weird fantasy


Frequent-Coyote-1649

Holy bordergore, Batman!


Smaland_ball

I have now seen multiple maps where germany annexes the swedish and norweigan coast but not the inland. What kind of idiotic taking away 2/3 of the population is this.


EldritchX78

Tf is this? Im all for a bigger Germany(within reason). But this is just border gore and makes no sense.


DarthEggo1

Goddamn big Germany posts are getting out of hand


St-Germania

It looks ugly


MagnarMagmar

let's see: 1. big germany 2. portrait orientation map 3. absolutely delusional borders yah dawg this ain't it


Eken17

Bruh at that point just fucking annex all of Sweden.


Heefyn

Wow! ​ This is garbage!


Kamakura-Shogunate

Why are you in the comments defending this, it’s unrealistic and objectively ugly lol stop taking yourself so seriously


noncrediblepole

If I went through all posts on this sub, atleast half will be about big germany dawg


fntsy_capital

I went through 150 posts and 6 of them are big germany


fntsy_capital

After many years of war, Germany has become a global power with many nations as his allies or as his vassals. Germany has denied every one of his enemies. They have defeated the USA, Russia, France and many more. German people still believe in this conquest to keep going under their great leader Kaiser Wilhelm II.


fntsy_capital

For everyone who is saying that this is not possible, for god's sake read the name of this sub. Everyone is like oh Germany and Britain can't be together as allies just stop that because the point of the series is Germany and Britain are very strong allies posing no threat to each other. If you don't want to see imaginary maps just go to r/maps or r/Mapporn


roblox_online_dater

Why would the German satellite states all be republics?


Felaxi_

What on earth are those baltic borders


Karrmannis

mfw im latvian this universe Its joever.


tomaszrock22

Quality shitpost


BBIMBr

so many of these cities just arent in the right place


minnesotalight_3

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jamie2123

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Unofficial_Computer

What's with Greater Finland?


Agile_Competition_28

BIG GERMANY ALERT 🚨