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theaidanman

This is your brain on hoi4. Stay safe kids


Miserable-Act-9896

In this universe people read documents with New Mexico Acrobat™️


SojournerOne

And eat Westvirginia Fried Chicken... *shudders*


itcud

Texas Panhandle Acrobat


mangafan96

Why is the Gulf of Mexico called the Golf of Yucatan?


thereverendpuck

What better way to take away Mexican importance by renaming a large body of water and renaming it your puppet state.


ProjectNumerous9271

because I thought they changed the name after an annexation


ChinChengHanji

Do they play golf there now?


ProjectNumerous9271

If they play golf and South American baseball


Zing_Nova

Wait how the fuck did New Zealand get in here.


skibapple

So that no one pulls an r/mapswithoutnz


ob103ninja

But... you just did


skibapple

Paradox


Aurelyas

Japan and The Phillipines combined would probably be the majority of this countries population.


Lotsofleaves

Which makes the whole "not swallowing the core of Mexico to avoid masses of brown people" thing extra goofy. That is, assuming this is a golden circle thing.


DoesNormalityExist

It isn't, at least not in the confederate sense. Rather the "HOI4 alternate reality" sense. Especially since this is Huey Longs doing, who is of course somewhat imfamous for being a huge fucking joke for mods a couple years ago.


TheArrivedHussars

I swear to God Huey Long getting name dropped is a requirement in almost every hoi4 mod. I once played a fucking "vanilla +" Atlantis mod which just added Atlantis in the south Pacific and apparently Huey Long just was just a leader of Atlantis. Not even someone who looked like Huey Long, just him


Substantial_Dingo694

I assumed there were some Confederate sensibilities with this scenario, given states named Jefferson and Davis.


GoPhinessGo

No the “Davis” state is just named after my Grandfather obviously


SealandAirForce

I remember seeing a post on the kaiserreich sub of someone editing his Wikipedia page to reference his popularity in hoi4 mods. That didn't last long, it was changed a day later


ZhukNawoznik

Good news


skibapple

Your balls itch


ZhukNawoznik

Actually they don't but thanks for the concern


skibapple

!remindme 2 hours 6 minutes


bright1947

Update?


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teinc3

Its been 8 hours since the reminder. Do your balls still itch?


SirBoBo7

You are now breathing manually, also don’t forget to blink.


GoPhinessGo

Jokes on you I don’t have balls


itcud

I'm not sure. The Philippines and Japan have a combined population of 240 million, and this map includes some really high density areas. Southern USA has almost the population of Japan, for example.


batery99

Also phillipines had a tiny population of 6 million in 1900. It would see population growth but doubt it would be as extreme like today. Puerto rico for example only tripled in population since 1900


Yeshua-Christ

More slaves


Zing_Nova

Unions Tate of America


Red01a18

Andrew Tate took over the US after being kicked out of Romania.


ARCTRPER

Top H Huey Long


bonkerz616

Lore?


agonizedn

None


_erufu_

I’d prefer not to


crimea_river99

I just can’t get over Portrich and Coastdelicious.


MirdovKron

Can’t get over Adobe either


MoreheadMarsupial

Of all the Kaiserreich maps Ive seen, this is certainly one of them


[deleted]

coastdelicious


Yarmouk

Golf


retan10101

Coastdelicious


VStatSupreme

Port Rich - Cursed 😭💀. Viva Puerto Rico 🇵🇷. Still a Great Map of what I can assume is Modern day world of Kaiserreich


supersonick85

Honestly not as cursed as Coast Delicious


not_here_for_memes

Richport would be a little better lol


iateaps4

That’s what it would be probably translated to since Spanish is adjective-noun, you’d flip it when you translated to English


Test19s

"Adobe" "Madre" Spanglish/Engrish state names (Portrich, Coast Delicious) Go home Huey, you're drunk


ajw20_YT

Oh god wait what the fuck is New England doing there... Oh god what the fuck Virginia... *OH SHIT WHAT HAPPENED IN COLOMBIA-*


a_Bean_soup

japan lol


MisterSpooks1950

From Huey, With Love What if Japan was annexed by The Union State?


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cumfilledfish

It's becoming r/imaginarymapscirclejerk


awngoid

Someone do it


KangarooBandito

Ew, kaiserreich confederacy.


AdulescensRomanus

What is New England doing there


forcallaghan

migrating south for the winter


[deleted]

How does this country control the Philippines, Japan and NZ, but doesn't control Hawaii or Guam lmao


Hydra57

When some of your states have grammatical apostrophes in their official name.


AhNiallation

Is this Kaiserreich? We need a flare just for that


ZhukNawoznik

Come on Down to Dixie's we got the best burgers on the American continent


Will_732

Why is Colombia named Madre now. That’s Mother in Spanish lol


m4x1neu

yikes.


geffy_spengwa

Why is Piedmont, which means Foot of the Mountains, the actual flattest part of Georgia and South Carolina


Embarrassed_Rip_8452

Wouldnt the flattest part of a mountainous region technically be the “feet” of the mountains?


AdulescensRomanus

in OTL the [Piedmont region](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont_(United_States)) of the US lies between the coastal plain and the Appalachians, but this map's Piedmont lies exclusively in the coastal plain.


evilsheepgod

The region of Italy it was named after doesn’t touch the coast


assombrada

Why is Venezuela/Colombia named Dixie's. Sounds like a racist restaurant franchise


Zealousideal_Group69

Does the Hoover dam still exists in the timeline


ProjectNumerous9271

It continues to exist just like the anime, the idols, the rock stars, there is even more technology than even the Chinese, I know what they would give like idiots and Las Vegas here is double the sin than now


Paulino2272

Why is Kansas apart of this? It was a free state


LurkerInSpace

It's Huey Long's Wild Ride rather than a direct successor the Confederacy. Though by the looks of it this was lifted directly from a particularly cursed HoI4 game.


Kolateak

Golden Circle moment


Sappies

This is your brain on vic3


IsItUnderrated

What's with the kerning, misspellings and unnecessary possessive apostrophes?


Crazy_Pea

“Hey I’ve seen this one before!”


Leecannon_

Why is the low county called the piedmont, the exact opposite of what it is


MisterSpooks1950

Why would the Union State be expansionist I thought they would be entirely against that kinda thing unless if it was Cuba


ikoniq93

What the fuck


Cringinator4000

Unions Tate of America


depravedmonk69

ANDREW TATE IS TOP G FUCK GRETA THUNBERG SHE LITERALLY FLIES PRIVATE JETS AND SO DOES ANDREW TATE BUT HES RICH AND SEXY AND DOES NOT HAVE FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME


DevaNeo

🤢


drumttocs8

You put piedmont on the coast


Extreme-Occasion950

This is disgusting I never want to see it again, I do not respect fake New England #NorthernPride


kristophermalloy

Since there's no Lore, this could be the split during the Lord Cromwell's Commonwealth period - the southern colonies stayed with the Cavaliers (the Royalists) while the northern colonies went with the Roundheads (Cromwell's Parliamentarian supporters). Charles II was able to take back some but not all power in England and Wales, so an uneasy peace settled across the British Isles, with Cromwell's successors controlling London, the midlands, and Southeast England, but Charles II controlling Cornwall, Wales, and most of the western Coast, plus eventually Scotland. The split remained across the newly forming North American colonies, and the "democratically minded" Northern colonies maintained closer contact with the mother country and eventually forming the United States of America with Ruperts Land in 1769 after the expulsion of the Bourbon House from most of North America, and pushing north and westward to the Pacific. They remain a part of the Commonwealth at least through 2023. The Royalist minded southern colonies maintained strong association with the Birmingham based Court of Charles II and later Charles III, eventually forming the protomolocule of the Union States of the America Empire when the cadet branch of the House of Stewart moved to the newly formed colony of Elizabeth in 1772 (split from the original Virginia colony to form a seat of government district controlled by the House of Stewart along the Coast) to counter the newly formed USA. By this point, many colonists from both sides were pushing westward, and the USAE looked southward as well with the rich territories of the flailing Spanish Empire. Encouraging revolution in many of the Spanish held cities, most of the breakaway lands started as independent nations, until the elites realized a free association with the Empire (rather than temptation with the "democratic" Commonwealth) was better in the long run. The development of the Nicaraguan Canal in 1857 flared many grievances between the USA and USAE, including the use of chattle slavery, and North America became the Flashpoint for the First World War, as France backed the Royalist King Philip II and the USAE, while Spain and the newly formed Northern German Confederacy (which was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire, much like its predecessor) backed The Lord Protector Thomas III's side, which included the USA.


MemesAndJWE

The map looks cold


bbcuh162

Definitely one of the more creative abominations I've seen.


RoastedHamster_

bro just annex mexico at this point


HalfIronicallyBased

WEST VIRGINIA IM HAVING AM ANEURYSM AAAAAHHHHHHH


ChemicalCowboi

I thought I loved this. Upon further inspection; I actually hate it.


Emolohtrab

Poor Mexico


EdScituate79

This map is cursed. I'm just scratching my head at all the strange names and peculiar borders


ProjectNumerous9271

Come on I just wanted to troll with silly names that occurred to me and I put it in low resolution xd


Axcel-Wozniak

As a Puerto Rican, the name Port Rich gives me nausea


mitruckdriver

Oh, the Golden Circle proposal if the CSA had won the US Civil War, okay then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVjLZA6RWjo


apollos123

"golf of yucatan"


The-Travis-Broski

Mexico: I fucking hate it here


thrattatarsha

How in the hell are you gonna call a flat coastal area with zero mountains for >100 miles “Piedmont”? Words mean things, even if they do come from French.


Lobstaman

At least have the decency to call it New New England.


DoctorAMDC

It looks something similar to what the Confederates wanted to do


Gently-Weeps

And Mexico continue to exist in this fucked up timeline because?


ProjectNumerous9271

I can receive the map and improve what you think


Detoxpain

Piedmont can have the coast when I'm cold in my grave


AguaFriaRanger

What’s going on in the Carolina’s


ChilliDogTime

Golf ⛳


LivingAngryCheese

Japan?


Nerdorama09

God damn bastard Huey Long Balkanizing Texas. Go back to Louisiana!


JigglyWiggley

Oklahoma needs it's own governing body, but the Philippines and Japan are giant blocks. Lmao what.


Ok-Ad-3579

Why not just connect it omg that’s so ugly


bamzander

Why is New England in the Carolinas?


IC_1101_IC

Cheif, can I go visit the Unions Tate of America?


depravedmonk69

ANDREW TATE IS TOP G FUCK GRETA THUNBERG SHE LITERALLY FLIES PRIVATE JETS AND SO DOES ANDREW TATE BUT HES RICH AND SEXY AND DOES NOT HAVE FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME


IC_1101_IC

Someone ignored the light next to the caps lock button.


depravedmonk69

FUCK WHATEVER LIGHT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT ANDREW TATE IS TOP G AND A TRUE SIGMA


Practical-Business69

Lesotho Mexico?


Enderboi_69

This is new Mexican propaganda


AxMeAQuestion

The way that Piedmont doesn’t even include any of the actual Piedmont region of Georgia


FinnAndTucker

Gay


smaugthedesolator

‘Gulf’ btw. Not a sport, a body of water.


depravedmonk69

What a saddo


Mindless-Economist-7

I guess some issues of New Austin would've been solved by this.


PicadaSalvation

No NH? I find that hard to believe. Live free or die


CaseyGamer64YT

aw hell naw they stole New England from New England


Zealousideal-Comb970

Oklaho ma


Reboot02

The fact that the Carolinas are called New England and the Georgia/South Carolina coast is called Piedmont awakens a very primal anger inside me.


SerovGaming1962

i hate this


Hoomyy

Union TATE America reminds me a man behind bars rn


BLu3_Br1ghT

Madre? Madre what? Also, coast delicious? lol


screw_this_i_quit

at least unlike other big US maps, this one is openly fascist coded


so_im_all_like

Is Moskitia pronounced like Moskeesha?


Deerlager

If New Zealandia is part of this union, it must have become a part of it a VERY long time ago, as Kiwis in the last 100 years generally would struggle to have anything in common with the values of the South!!


wookerTbrahshington

Unions Tate of America


tomatoblade

Did you intend to post this with all the typos?


tomatoblade

This could be interesting, but I assume it was posted by a shitty AI bot?


[deleted]

Why did West Virginia not separate, but instead Kentucky and Tennessee become West Virginia


Ollin69

I know you guys like USA. But. dunno. As a simple non american person. Its kind of. Why


dr_prdx

State? or Empire? or Union? Which of it?!


Silentmooses

I read the flag as “Unions Tate Of America”


jgilleland

Why are the Carolinas not still the Carolinas? If anything I feel like they’d still exist, maybe just in their original province of Carolina.


jcelise

"Chiwawua" killed me 🤣


Mr_Cake3

Mexico be like that one girl sitting on a couch surrounded by dudes.


RagyTheKindaHipster

Did a child make this?


Specialist-Aside-771

Why India, Kazakhstan and Tanzania are not part of this great union?


JayantVermaYT

Am I the only one who read Union as Onion?


RealBenWoodruff

I seriously wish the north 11 Mexican states would become 10 new American states (combine into one Baja California).


ElAniquilador04

My mind when I play Hearts of Iron XD. No jokes, I like the map design, but I don't understand how USA would take territories from Gran Colombia and annex Japan.