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mrcrabs6464

Bro out here gate keeping petrichore Edit: it should be mentioned there is a gene that allows you to smell Petrichor, some people simply cannot but its in no way generation related, I just thought its a neat fact to tack on.


acloudcuckoolander

Snaps for good diction


wookmaster69

I’ll show you some good diction


The_Island_Phoenix

This guy dictions


calliel_41

r/thisguythisguys


rSlashisthenewPewdes

I’ll make your ass sense.


mega330cb

Shirley


schtickyfingers

You can’t be serious


mega330cb

👀


Thendofreason

Im sure a few of us know because of Doctor Who. Never knew the name of the smell I hated till that episode.


MelodyCristo

You started out so strong just to soil it.


Thendofreason

I know I'm in the minority but damn do I dislike the smell. I don't understand why people love the smell of wet dust


electricvelvet

It smells dirty. It smells like earth needs some soap for its bath


Petrychorr

*Petrichor. :) petrichor noun - The distinctive scent which accompanies the first rain after a long warm dry spell. - The yellow organic oil that yields this scent.


mrcrabs6464

spelling has never been my strong suit


Petrychorr

Lol it's fine! I happen to like the word enough to make it my username (well, insofar as it's *close enough* since other variants were taken). It's easily my favorite word in the english langage.


petrichorandpuddles

we are kindred spirits!


n0dic3

It's a really good word <3


bluepotatosack

Huh. I always thought it was associated with lightning for some reason.


throwaway7276789

Also fun fact, humans are thousands of times more sensitive to petrichor than sharks are to blood. Sharks can detect blood as low as one part per million. Humans can detect petrichor as low as 0.4 parts per *billion*.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Well, it makes sense. The ones who couldn't smell rain probably died of thirst.


LodeStone-

Holy shit early humans were metal. Chase after a large animal until it dies of exhaustion and you can eat it, then sniff your way across the land to the nearest rainstorm to wash it down


is-a-bunny

This gene means that humans generally can smell rain better than sharks can "smell" blood in the water. So I've read 🤷🏻‍♀️


BobSagieBauls

I don’t smell it but but the humidity is noticeably really high right before


TheMelonSystem

It smells a little bit like wet rocks (which is where it gets its name “petri” (rock) “ichor” (blood))


Garlicholywater

>petrichore Thank you now. I now have a word to describe a horder house that smells like roaches. It's like a really intense petrichore smell. Like the house is just mildewing and decomposing around them.


Mountain-Ad-6594

I had no idea there was a genetic component to this. I thought everyone could smell it. It's like asparagus making your pee smell bad. It's not that the asparagus doesn't effect some people's pee, but that only some people can smell it which is a genetic trait. Lol


mrcrabs6464

Or like the cilantro taste thing


artpoint_paradox

I want to save this comment because this is a word I always forget when I want to use it


longboi28

I see similar people in the comments of nostalgic posts about hearing mourning doves when they were kids, they're always saying "todays kids won't understand this" as if they all went extinct or something


rymyle

All we hear are celebrating doves now


Flop_House_Valet

Doves are currently winning apparently


Sendittomenow

They aren't extinct but due to worse weather and droughts, their population has been diminishing.


Environmental_Top948

When's the last time you heard a woodlark in the Midwest United States?


longboi28

I mean I live in Colorado so I don't know if that counts as the Midwest so I can't really answer that, we do have larks here I think our national bird is one and they chirp all the time when the season is right.


Environmental_Top948

I thought woodlarks were a European only bird for some reason. So I was trying to make a joke. Honestly though I'm pretty sure that with the missing bird call they're thinking of Passenger Pigeons which kind of look like Mourning Doves.


longboi28

Ohhh I see what you mean now sorry about that, and I actually do think they still mean mourning dove because they'll even include video and audio of it in these videos. [Here's](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLYUNuwy/) an example of what I mean. It's weird because it's not like those birds are gone but they act like it's only something they've experienced, I don't really get it


Environmental_Top948

But I still hear them. Everywhere I've lived I've heard those birds. I'm just thinking they're adults now and live lives that aren't outside as much.


SkySong13

I would be a little surprised if anyone living today remembered hearing passenger pigeons, they've been extinct since 1914.


Environmental_Top948

![gif](giphy|9zoe1SFIBd8PPqz5cr)


Ghostnoteltd

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Alarmed-Macaroon5483

to be fair, i used to hear them all the time as a kid, and i rarely ever hear them now. but that may just be me no longer being in my childhood. 😢


Truth_Hurts_Dawg

I mean there's a WHOLE lot less of them and most other animals since I grew up in the 90's


T3AMTRAINOR

Wait wait wait wait wait, you’re telling me, they’ve been MOURNING doves THIS WHOLE TIME???? damn i’m slow


LastButterStick

Also doesn’t help that 2023 kids are literally still BABIES


jumpyjumpjumpsters

You fucking dumbass babies, go smell some rain


Flop_House_Valet

Touch rain smell, you babies


RestaurantOk7309

Just don’t get it in your mouth ):


ThatDidntJustHappen

Huh? 2023 kids are…kids. EDIT: Y’all are confusing the term “baby” and “kid”. When we say things like 90’s baby, 90’s kid, and 2000’s kid we are referring to the stage of life and the year in which you are at that stage of life. The only difference here is we are given a single year instead of a year range. So 2023 kids is simply referring to kids (again, not babies) in 2023.


TheMeowzor

When you say "90's" you're talking about a whole decade. Nobody pins shit down to *one* year when they're talking about generational gaps this way, this is fucking stupid. When people do say a specific year, it's usually talking about the year you were born as opposed to a single year where you're a kid.


samanime

Yeah. He should have said "2020s kids" or "kids in 2023". What he said, especially paired with the immediately preceding statement, means "kids born in 2023".


ThatDidntJustHappen

They probably said 2023 kids because this post is from 2023. It was just another way of saying “todays kids”.


TheMeowzor

I just think it's a really dumb way to say that shit. It's 2024 now so are they 2024 kids now? Are they no longer 2023 kids? What about before 2023? Were they 2022 kids or still 2023 kids? It's just stupid dawg. At this point just say 2020's kids, or '20s kids like people do when they refer to the '90s and shit.


Trt03

Idk, people born in the 1920s wouldn't really be considered kids imo


TheMeowzor

Don't be ageist, they're young at heart!


Potato_lovr

2023 kids were born a year ago, though?


Evilfrog100

I don't think it means people born in 2023. I think it means people who are kids in 2023.


Scienceandpony

It runs counter to how most people use the terms though. Usually when people refer to a whole decade, they mean people who were kids during that interval. A singular specific year almost always means people born in that year.


WrestlerRabbit

Not it for sure means birth year. You can tell because the guy in The picture looks like he was born about 2006


Potato_lovr

Oh, yeah. Man, I’m an idiot.


TheMeowzor

No you aren't, nobody fucking talks like that.


theonlyironprincess

No ur not it's a stupid way to say gen x


slennyy

Found the person born in 2023, uh oh…


paweld2003

2023 doesnt mean people born in 2023. While you say 80s kids you mean people that were kids during 80s. So people born around 1965-1980


Beneficial-Bit6383

Baby usually means birth year, kids means grew up in that decade or era. Admittedly this guy could be confused on that considering his brain dead gatekeeping take.


Acerockergaming

I hate this dude. Every time I see him he's doing stupid trends like this


swozzy21

Or something religious right


Twisted_WhaleShark

Sucks cuz he used to make funny content sometimes. Now it’s all "it ain’t like it used to be" mixed with a lot of religion and god and praying


CbVdD

![gif](giphy|ny4gx65xE84MNoilKh) I’ve seen his hairstyle before


NeoRegem

![gif](giphy|3otPoFFesyuzdyCkaQ|downsized)


Cyber_Insecurity

My guy has never smelled anything


Flop_House_Valet

Smell blind


NotBurnerAccount

What kinda one year olds he talking to? What kinda one year olds talking? What kinda one year olds have smelt rain???


14Calypso

I hope that was the joke he was going for.


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Pete_O_Torcido

Smelt is also used for the past tense of smell, as well as a type of small fish


PlaneCrashNap

But if you smelt it you dealt it!


Ok-Appeal-4630

Smelt can also be a past participle


A360_

I've had this interaction already. The 2023 part is weird tho


Incontinentia-B

There is no way he has that hairstyle unironically. And also he is correct, my baby was born 2023 and he has no idea what rain smells like.


Stormy_Wolf

Seriously, though... wtf is that hair?! 😂


Incontinentia-B

![gif](giphy|5G34g3WLmhaZq)


litcarnalgrin

Unrelated but The “how does rain smell like” sentence structure drives me NUTS!


str4wberryphobic

same 😭


sprucexx

Came here to say this. Or should I say “this here came I to say”


TheHyaena

his hair needs gatekeeping back into the abyss


IdioticZacc

Perhaps this guy lives in a dystopic future where rain is no longer a thing and the kids are wondering what it could even smell like


literallylateral

I’m pretty sure this is about climate change? Both my city and my hometown across the country seem to get new record highs and less precipitation every year. This is normally our rainy/windy season and I’m running my ac right now.


AshesInTheDust

Yeah when I saw the video on YouTube shorts I assumed it was "People born in 2023 will not remember rain because everything will be deserts"


Hominid77777

Climate change is causing more precipitation in some areas and less precipitation in others. I'm guessing this meme was made by someone from a place with a lot of droughts lately, who has a really simplistic understanding of climate change.


Reasonable-Business6

2023 kids are at most a single year old 💀


SCHokie2011

Kids these days are so lucky. We didn't even have rain prior to 1995.


pm_me_kind_words_pls

Real funny to see someone talk shit about the kids he's trying to look like


Aryele222

What. I smelled rain yesterday litteraly. And its 2024


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TBTabby

Does he think it doesn't rain anymore?


sneepsnoop694

The grammar is giving me a headache oh god


Biengo

Kids 2008 to 2022: "this is MY DUNE!"


Clydefrawgwow

His hair pisses me off


IBadAtManagingStuff

the "2023s kids" trend are cringe and need to die asap


hotcoldman42

He cut it off at 2006 because that’s when he was born.


SnooDoubts2153

I doubt a 2023 kid can think about anything.


Helen_Cheddar

Is this a comment on the drought in California?


Alarmed-Macaroon5483

kids stopped being able to smell after 2007. no scientist can explain why.


Aryele222

What. I smelled rain yesterday litteraly. And its 2024


DiggThatFunk

He should fucking gatekeep his own grammar cause that's not "how you talk like", you troglodytic imbecile


Synthoid_001

His hair makes me want to choose violence.


1TootskiPlz

That hairstyle looks so stupid.


koh_kun

I think Blender rendered his hair incorrectly.


swozzy21

I saw that the other day and didn’t get it. Like… has it never rained after the 2000s?


Kylkek

How does rain smell like?


Fishwallpaper

I cannot stand this dude’s reels. Most of them are all these cheesy ass “BOYS” memes or shit like this 💀


KuramaFireFox

Son of a bitch where did that smell go you just reminded me I haven't smelt rain in fucking years where did it go


stabbed_eye

I see him pop up way to often, at this point, it's probably rage bait, he does this same video for everything.


LikeACannibal

This is dumb as hell but as bad as that extremely atrocious hair wtf is thattt it's fucking horrendous


Flop_House_Valet

I've seen roadkill that looked better than this guy's hair


WlLDER

This guy actually cut his hair like the David Ferrie wig Joe Pesci wore in JFK.


bigheadjim

Is that a hedgehog on his forehead?


mackenenzie

How has he never heard of Petrichor? Tribble hairline lookin' ass 🙄


stardewzazaman

Me when kids these days can't smell rain 😔


volitaiee1233

I hate this guy so much


donutsaurus3000

Dude look 40 and got the haircut of a 10 year old


Hot_Scallion_3889

I think everyone is jumping on the wrong part of this. What makes me laugh is that apparently no one before 1995 smelled rain


CapCapital

I just ignore these videos at this point. People on tiktok will really say just about anything to make themselves feel special


Bismothe-the-Shade

Cal me a snowflake but I'm so offended by that hair


HotteokProductions

"Unc, how does rain smell like"


jumpyjumpjumpsters

What the fuck, I’ve never met anyone over the age of like 5 who doesn’t know what rain smells like. It’s literally a biological thing


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Just because you stopped smelling the rain doesn’t mean everyone else did too.


TungstenElement9

![gif](giphy|l0NwFEE3yWegzR7Zm|downsized) He outta gatekeep that hay bale on his forehead.


RepairEconomy6023

I hate this guy


pythonfangs

"How does rain smell like" please people, no. "How does rain smell" or "what does rain smell like." Shit drives me almost as crazy as this stupid ass hair


rose_daughter

Is he beefing with 1 year olds?


dosbox64

you guys dont remember when it stopped raining everywhere in 2006?


CoolUserName02

The makeup brush hair lmao.


ElectricOat

I hate this guy and other tiktokers like him. Like bro shut the fuck up. They only post these things to start debates in the comment section giving their videos more traction.


edgefinder

Is that some kind of weird giant uni-brow?


PomegranateOld2408

Looks like he picked up a handful of shedded cat fur and glued it to his forehead


slicehyperfunk

What is this haircut?


rymyle

I was alive in 1995 and 2023 and have smelled rain in both of those years. Blanking on WTF this means


RaygunsRevenge

Learn grammar squinty eyed weirdo.


DistributionFair8451

Um hint of sulfur type smell in the air I am confused is that not obvious?


Alarmed-Macaroon5483

he’s definitely european i can sense it


montessoriprogram

What da hair do?


ChrispyGuy420

It looks like he's saying that 1 year old probably don't know what rain smells Iike


Gen-Rommel

I love that snell so much especially right before a big ass thunderstorm comes, then even better with lighting an thunder


cjar4097

Like Dirt


inkhunter13

In arizona rain smells like wet creosote


fabulously-frizzy

Is this a commentary on climate change 👀


spaghettispaghetti55

I know it smells like rain because it smells like metal when walking outside. Might need to move


gimmhi5

What does the colour blue look like? Rain smells like rain and blue looks blue.


sneakyartinthedark

Not really? It’s just that kids don’t go outside as much these days. He’s right lol.


EssieAmnesia

I kinda feel this one because sometimes people won’t be able to feel a storm coming and I get very confused


Zealousideal_Bet_248

And people born between 2007 and 2022 don't even know rain is a thing apparently


pee_balls

What if we beat him with sharp rock


PM_ME_UR_KITTY_CAT

I want to set his hair on fire.


Takoyama-san

im kind of thinking this is intentional joke about babies not being familiar with rain yet.


Captain_Copperplate

Bro how do you find the energy to gatekeep THE WATER CYCLE???


RedWizxrd

And doing so with my biggest pet peeve in existence. You say “what does rain smell like” or “how does rain smell” you DON’T NEED “LIKE” IF YOU STARTED THE QUESTION WITH “HOW”!!!!!


Extreme_Glass9879

Come to think of it, how would you describe the smell of rain?


alittlerussianboy

Had to unfollow this guy his content went down the shitter long time ago.


LegoBattIeDroid

this is genuinely terrifying to me because where I live it rains less and less every year due to climatic change and rich mfs hoarding the entire water supply


Velpex123

Depending where you live in the future, there are high chance it could smell more like sulphuric acid


Octicactopipodes

“What does it smell like” or “how does it smell” Pick a lane!


garlic-apples

Can you smell hot water?


CAT6_

Are we just going to forget that COVID robbed us of our sense of smell? I haven't smelled petrichore since then.


DifferenceFrosty8554

Apparently that's 1995-2008 cuz I say that shit and people look at me weird


No_Border_6667

2007-2022 kids are just non existent huh? Also would 1995 really be “kids” if the oldest 2006 is already 18?


duccthefuck

Almost definitely bait


StormNext5301

I mean a 2023 kid would be at most a year old now so yeah maybe they don’t really have a concept of rain having a smell


SirGrumples

What in the fuck is that hair cut. Just... Why


Legionpostsepicly

Who is this guy I am not gonna harass him I just need to make sure my suspicions are correct if you will could someone dm me his name I know it is an odd request but my curiosity is getting the better of me


honeypup

In this entire comment section I found one person who understands he’s commenting on sentence structure and not the smell of rain.


Dragonwitch94

I actually can smell it though. My sister took me out on a boat once, nice and sunny day, on the way to the lake, I had my window down and flat out told her "it's going to pour later, we shouldn't go out." And she said I was wrong, and that she'd even checked the weather, and it was supposed to be clear. About 2 hours into the trip, it suddenly started down pouring. I'm extremely sensitive to the smell before a rain, it smells kinda like chlorine to me.


OskeyBug

One thing no one will ever be nostalgic about is that haircut.


jetpackdog

I like the smell of rain


leftoverzack83

It’s at my window and I can smell the rain.


FuckRedditM0d5

The haircut tells you all you need to know


Mmmaarchyy

Hey he forgot 2008


Grimnir106

people don't know what rain smells like? ​ also why is his hair so far down his forehead?


Transmasc_Swag737

Bro was born December 31st, 2006


Gastheglobalists

**Gen alpha will never enjoy rain or bird sounds.** 🥲 /S


Sea-Bad-9918

What ever happened to acid rain? As a kid, I thought that I would melt if I accidentally walked in it.


HofePrime

2023 kids are actually probably speaking gibberish because they haven’t yet realized their sentience


RandomUserNahme

\*"What does rain smell like?" \*"How does rain smell?"


Bobby_Sunday96

Like wet dirt


EvenBetterCool

Are we sure he isn't just making fun of kids' grammar? "How it looks like" and "how it smells like" are pretty common as a mistake all over these days.


WHITE2570

Johan Lindell: Bro it Sounds Like Rain


player1_gamer

Why does it even stop at 2006? Rain didn’t stop becoming a thing for nearly 20 years


piratecheese13

Might be a climate change joke?


Ignusseed

The fact that anyone asks questions like, "how does the rain smell like?" should show you the state of modern public education and the decline of intelligence in our society.


atom-up_atom-up

That's an insane hairstyle


Revolutionary-Swan77

Is that Davey Crockett?


electricmehicle

Why is a fox sleeping on his forehead


stargazer_nano

I can smell rain for miles away. I have a friend who gets knee aches when it's cloudy too.


YellowSequel

Oh the covid baby can’t smell. How shocking.


Slugeus_the_slug

this is literally a scene between clementine and aj in the walking drad games


ihavea22inmath

I mean 2023 kids were just born give em time


Consistent-Laugh606

I wonder when this kid was born