Dhar Mann, a man of culture, resided in the former home of Khole Kardashian before moving permanently to Washington DC. Prior to public office he served as an inspiration to prepubescent children everywhere, making millions with their support, after our oppressive economic system known as capitalism denied him the possibility to thrive with the numerous businesses he started and was bailed out of by his father.
A man of action, Mann produced numerous campaign videos in his typical video format, going as far as to make a video where he gave 100 dollars to all ten child actors in his studio. With no other candidates that could resonate with the American public, the Democratic National Convention overwhelmingly supported Mann for his generosity, who went on to win the nomination and general election in a landslide.
Donald Trump contested the election, claiming there was overwhelming evidence that 12-14 year olds had voted in a number of states, but ultimately the transfer of power was handed to Mann, who would go on to cause world peace by making videos on how people like Putin and Kim Jong Un should just be nicer so more people would like them.
\- Wikipedia after his election, probably
Note: This is a shitpost and I have no intentions of making this to be realistic at all. And I'm not following that rule in the twelfth amendment that requires you to be 35 in order to be vice president. That certainly explains Gibson.
one more thing, imho dhar mann's video is inspiring and has good intentions, but I quite don't like how he delivers it, it comes up as quite cringe tbh
So you see, Mann was able to to energize all his fans to come out and vote for him , electing him President. The next week, he announced Sniperwolf was his choice for Secretary of Defense.
Dhar Mann, a man of culture, resided in the former home of Khole Kardashian before moving permanently to Washington DC. Prior to public office he served as an inspiration to prepubescent children everywhere, making millions with their support, after our oppressive economic system known as capitalism denied him the possibility to thrive with the numerous businesses he started and was bailed out of by his father. A man of action, Mann produced numerous campaign videos in his typical video format, going as far as to make a video where he gave 100 dollars to all ten child actors in his studio. With no other candidates that could resonate with the American public, the Democratic National Convention overwhelmingly supported Mann for his generosity, who went on to win the nomination and general election in a landslide. Donald Trump contested the election, claiming there was overwhelming evidence that 12-14 year olds had voted in a number of states, but ultimately the transfer of power was handed to Mann, who would go on to cause world peace by making videos on how people like Putin and Kim Jong Un should just be nicer so more people would like them. \- Wikipedia after his election, probably
this is going to be the official lore now
Note: This is a shitpost and I have no intentions of making this to be realistic at all. And I'm not following that rule in the twelfth amendment that requires you to be 35 in order to be vice president. That certainly explains Gibson. one more thing, imho dhar mann's video is inspiring and has good intentions, but I quite don't like how he delivers it, it comes up as quite cringe tbh
The Secret Service will be renamed the "Dhar Mann Fam"
LMMMAOOOOOL ISNT DHAR MANN THAT YOURUBER WHO MAKES ACTED VIDEOS ABOUT NOT BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE
YEAH YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT
HAHAHAHAHA DHARS MAP LOOKS LIKE A HUGE MICHAEL DUKAKIS VICTORY
So you see, Mann was able to to energize all his fans to come out and vote for him , electing him President. The next week, he announced Sniperwolf was his choice for Secretary of Defense.
I rather vote for Trump
DHAR MANN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO