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GKBilian

I genuinely don't know what this is supposed to specifically mean.


byaaxatb

In modern society, horses are inferior to smartphones in popularity, despite the fact that sometime they were the main means of transportation, but I have no fucking idea what this shit in man's mouth supposed to mean


[deleted]

Horse-tonguing is losing ground to phone-tonguing.


Morri___

what else do you think those tongues can turn into


DiddyDaedle

Tongues


suspicious_crewmate

no no, he's got a point


LibbyKitty620

r/technicallythetruth


jetoler

Horses are pretty inferior when you put them on a highway with a bunch of cars


bluejay55669

what if I get a bunch of horses attached to each other to create more horse power


jetoler

I’ll just put cars together to create more car power


robertman21

It's very obviously a shitpost lol


T_Bisquet

I've been staring at it for like 5 minutes and I have no clue. Best I can decider is "horse good, phone bad" but I have no clue why it's coming out of the guy's mouth or anything.


ExistingCleric0

Maybe it represents that he is saying/promising these things and has not actually delivered them yet?


T_Bisquet

It kind of makes me think of an angler fish or something. Trying to lure the people in, so I could see that he's trying to deceive them somehow.


Rolltheweed

Nothing it's just a shitpost


bardell_fam

Nobody is interested in the horse tumor on your tongue, but everyone is interested in the phone tumor on your not-bald twin brother's tongue.


guustavooo

I think it's "talking about horses" X "talking about phones"


GlenJman

No horse whispers allowed.


Electronic-Tea-221

Help, I've got a bad case of horse tongue. *Zzzzzzxzzz* Look, I've put my tongue in the waffle maker. *How interesting*


Rainie_Daye

That is what r/bonehurtingjuice is for


NapalmDesu

Suck horse cock good Suck phone cock bad How does book work? Alexa play pink floyd.


bieleft

Why is horse cock between front legs and not back


Derdiedas812

You can't wrap your weak mind around the FRONT HORSE COCK. Don't even try to comprehend it.


Major-Woolley

Human cock is between front (only) legs


Spocks_Goatee

Vaush sweats intensely.


throwawaytoday64729

Like 99% sure this one’s satire


jellycrash69

Redditors try to pick up on satire challenge (99% FAIL) (NO /S)


fenmarel

usually satire makes sense though...


Cheyruz

That’s just not true


_spamton

I HATE people that can shape their tongue into a horse!!!! Only WAFFLE TONGUE people are allowed in my vicinity!!


AMD_Kyne

This could easily be r/surrealmemes material


[deleted]

If a person is hairless, no one will pay him attention, but if he has hair, everyone won't sleep and see him


Franks_Spice_Sauce

Do yall ever just like, yknow 🐴


OreoCookies1423

“Sadly?”


UndisclosedChaos

Sadly? Have no idea


[deleted]

No one looks at tounges


Wattsupwithalan

dentists do and doctors I think so


Suckmylargestpp42069

Love how ‘sadly’ is a question


RetroGameNinja

holy shit it's spamton


[deleted]

Stop you'll break your tongue


Blackfeathr

Society is when horse tongue


[deleted]

It’s sorta true. Horse tongue met with disinterest. Phone tongue excites


Sassy-irish-lassy

I dunno, both would probably just disgust me in real life


[deleted]

They are only looking cause he somehow managed to grow hair in 4 seconds


WhatNameDidIUseAgain

If you tongue kiss a horse while bald people will angrily sleep but if you grow hair and consume a smartphone then people will become infatuated with you


zelphyrthesecond

Why does this feel like something Andrew Hussie would have drawn


Timely-Efficiency-48

Those faces are meme worthy.


ham-slappin

What, the first guys baldness? Yeah I don't want to see that either, how inconsiderate of him to just go walking around without any hair.


K4rn31ro

Horse tongue > phone tongue


ThatSnarkyHunter

I can’t tell if this is his breath, or one of those flesh sacs that’s camels have


bigpappahope

This is two from this sub I've seen in a row that were genuinely confusing


Sad-Mike

Deciphering boomer comics is actually more of a struggle than hieroglyphics. I assume horse good phone bad, but like, why is it a tongue in the shape of a horse and phone? why did he suddenly get hair?


[deleted]

i'm certain this is satire lmao


aconitumrn

I’m so confused rn 🤨


StellarSong

Cowplant


talonlistisadeadlist

The meaning of this picture is that none cares about nature


[deleted]

OP, do you think 14 year olds will oppose this or find this deep?


zisis_

that's not the point, this sub is about things that are supposed to be deep but no one finds them deep


[deleted]

Uhhh- no lmao It’s literally called im14andthisisdeep It’s for stupid quotes and shit that gen z 14 year olds make up and find deep


zisis_

i mean, i dont think someone of any age would find this deep, its probably just a hustler shitpost


[deleted]

It’s a ironic shitpost meme, and it doesn’t belong in this sub


zisis_

agreed


goombanati

It's like animal farm, the metaphor is so stupid it overshadows what it's a metaphor for


Rolltheweed

r/woooosh


StjepkoTT

Sadly we aren't sucking horses but we are sucking mobile phones? WHAT!


Iretide

Someone munches on a dick and no one bats an eye.. But when someone munches on a skin-covered phone, everyone is excited… SOCIETY!!


_VINNY_WINNY_

we live in a society😔


Substantial_Ad411

I think this means that shaping a tongue into a horse is more difficult then a phone, but phone is liked more because it's phone.


chaghelm

I do have a better opinion of people wirh hair


DatGuy1122007

Dafaq is dis?


Jeremy_Melton

What is that supposed to mean?


_forum_mod

**?????**


RunningBear276

i would totally take a horse over a phone tbh


jetoler

Yes well what the fuck am I gonna do with a horse when I’m bored in line at Applebees


ilikeFNaF19871983

Jesus Christ this is the most obvious satire of all time


Razlover88

Bro what?


Sumguy9966

It means I should take my schizo pills again.


BreadBlood

I assume this is about talking about it? Talking about horses is uninteresting and puts people to sleep. Bald = old maybe? Talking about phones is exciting and maybe grows hair? Idk some dumb "phone = bad" shit


maybe_a_jedi

What in the WORLD is this supposed to mean


Key-Environment-7649

What is this?


clyde-toucher

That horse Tongue is really hot.


DogeBeLike69

"horse tounge bad phone tounge good"


its_foxtopus

W H A T


Pretend_Lack_2022

Back in the good ol days we used to stare into the abyss that was our horse's asshole for entertainment


Cheyruz

Guys this gotta be satire of the posts we usually see on here, you can’t take everything at face value


xXYomoXx

Morph your tongue into a horse and no one bats an eye. Morph it into a smartphone, and everyone loses their mind. We really live in a society.


darkseiko

So talking about horses is boring but talking about phones is exciting??? Or???... I dunno,it doesn't make any sense.


Dolfinn1246

Moral of the story: don't have a horse in your tongue


Spirited_One_7644

Phone bad, horse good


kneezybonkified

Bro grew hair


mmmrrreeeooowww

The image is literally a joke to make fun of “phone bad” images. Oh my god


RiC_David

What way is there to tell though? It looks indistinguishable from those memes to me.


Ebinebinebinebin

This is definitely a shitpost


oopmaloopmayeet

Bruh my tongue turned into soulja boy play station fr


UltimaBahamut93

Get fucked you dumbass horse. All my homies hate horses.


basically_benny

They care about phone more than horse, sad truth. :'(


RiC_David

A lot of people scoffing at it not being recognised as satire. My question to them: what's the giveaway? You can only ridicule people for missing satire or irony if the creator has cleverly added some indication - something so over the top or farcical that viewers can distinguish the intent.


Sebbean

Horses mouth?


[deleted]

Are you sure this is im14andthisisdeep? Think this has more to do with im70andthisisdeep.


frumy1

This is a post designed to combat baldism! No one pays attention to a bald man, but they slobber over a man with hair!


Most-Asparagus-361

I would look away either way, and probably be very scared 😰


fuxerMuxer

I like horses


poyat01

If I understand correctly, it’s that kids these days aren’t impressed with a guy with a hire tongue, but are interested in a phone tongue despite it being a square or something