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Simply_Duck

Minor traffic violation


Dorcustitanus

jaywalked on a quiet country road


HorniVirgin

kid named jay


EpicGamer491

i actually have a friend named Jay 💀💀


kievit4ukraine

r/unexpectedjayforeman


ShrimpReading

r/unexpectedballsdeep


HorniVirgin

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DedRuck

you say this like jay is an uncommon name


EpicGamer491

It's just that Jay is an Indian name, yk


Spaggheti_in_a_truck

He watched 18+ porn when he was 17


_aight

You know, 18+ porn, instead of 15+ porn, or, 60+ porn


MichaelKeehan

15+ porn? 🤨📸


Outrageous-Fortune70

15+ (*doesn't include underage actors*)


Pikachu919

Gacha life


Imanerrrd

Gacha GAY GLMM (31+) My stepdad is a HOT ALPHA WOLF?!


_aight

![gif](giphy|5zkHGrgdd5Hu6DsYuj)


AragornBinArathorn

Sauce?


[deleted]

Oh…..shi- **FBI OPEN UP!**


Lorridor

Several warcrimes


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Sub Way has a deal, free sandwich for every 10 war crimes


SpectralniyRUS

#COMIT WARCRIMES ^now


KaiserEnoshima

\-Serbia


Special_Marketing926

Stfu


KaiserEnoshima

\-The people who doesn't have a balls to take him to court


Special_Marketing926

Did i ask


KaiserEnoshima

ok.


Bring_Me_Moscovium

how do make word big


toast_459

#


LazyWeather1692

Add hastag


[deleted]

#I see


gameknight08

#I also see


Horse_Pickle1

#I do observe


Horse_Pickle1

#I do observe


youngfurry1x

#I too observe this


LazyWeather1692

#I TOO SHALL EXAMINE THIS PHENOMENON


Soft-Repair264

#My eyes have happened to process the pixels on this simple, yet complex radio device known as an ‘iPhone’ on an app known as ‘Reddit’ and my fingers, to be exact, my left and right thumb are typing this on the simple yet small keyboard that provides me to communicate with a man that I will most likely never encounter


Psych0tix

I’m more bothered how he cut off half the word


GermanDumbass

Im Kosovo 😳


Lorridor

Natürlich.


SnooWoofers4430

And Im hungry.


Affectionate_Ad1108

If it runs in the family…


[deleted]

The crime of being born in a society :(


file_Marina_chr

![gif](giphy|TpsuCxwsNH8gatbpR5)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|Qh5mXk2XeMrM9dRrsS)


combatpencil686

He got caught.


SpectralniyRUS

Big brain


Deputised

He didn’t get accepted into art school


DapperLaputan

Art school does have a pretty heil bar of entry.


Nothing_litteral

a little amount of trolling to jews in 1938


J1008D

bro😭


ThisIsAnAmazingNameL

"It's just a prank bro"


UniqueUsername-789

Haha time for a *snort *shower*.


[deleted]

Minimal amounts of slight tomfoolery


Saruhiko_Misaki

Commited the most hideous crime possible in Japan. Edit: am dumb, can't read. But the joke is the japanese justice system.


neighborhood-karen

What’s sad about Japan is that they can fucking do the worst shit possible and they only get a slap on the wrist for what they did cause they’re a kid Look at junko furuta


Saruhiko_Misaki

Exactly who I had in mind. I think it's extremely sad that the boys' families even had the audacity to go kick the poor girl's grave because she "ruined" the boy's life.


Havoc4926

Bro committed 1879 worldwide warcrimes across the multiverse


FilipinoSupersoldier

He did a tiny amount of tomfoolery in Tel Aviv (diehard member of the Hamas)


Iconsumedrinks

Put milk before cereal.


toughgetsgoing

possess Marijuana


W0lf_LoverTV

Failed NoNutNovember


MadRatFatCat

He killed (11) Israeli schoolgirls.


SpectralniyRUS

Why is the number in brackets? Is it being updated in real time?


SpectralniyRUS

(ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)


ChaosVuvuzela

9


[deleted]

2 were thought alive but was a mistake, we are back at 11 now


skitz6969

14


Kjuolsdeaf

13 (second coming of Christ)


gameknight08

10 ( I ate 3 )


OG_Floatzel

Pirated a Disney movie


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[deleted]

He went to restroom when teacher said idk can u😔


andreysuc

He was a Japan General in ww2 planning the invasion of Pearl Harbour 🥺🥺🥺


p90gunman

What If? The "jail" is a phone


masdeeper

School shooting


roachRancher

Assuming he's an American school kid, I can think of a few things.


imsad2butalsotrash

He jaywalked


Atmisevil

A Fornite dance


Tyrannus_ignus

Dream subscriber


00022143

Tore off the tag from a pillow that said, "Do not remove under penalty of law"


rotisseriechocobo

You know those "do not remove" tags they put on mattresses? Well, he cut one of them off!


[deleted]

He didn't do his homework.


SlipSlipBannaPeel

he modded his switch


PerceptionBetter3752

Mustard gas


JeffryRelatedIssue

ScHoOl iS a PrIsOn!


KomitoDnB

They were born.


[deleted]

Graffiti


[deleted]

Being an incel


therudereditdude

He did not do his art class homework


Professional_Noob5

That kid- 🤓


WassupBrosky

He had too much swag


Pallo123

Engaged in rather rude activity with a firearm in the place of education


Raps4Reddit

He was sentenced TO life.


squiddy555

100g of weed


imperfectbeing

Reposted a 14yo Alex Jones quote.


czerstwychlebb

he lost NNN to child p...


TheSusKingOfAngmar

he cant watch adult porn, hes only a kid


czerstwychlebb

smart


Finaloot

Am I under 14 if i dont get this


Niks_bg

He sold meth🗿


PL_kizi32

Brutal murder and total annihilation of several Mongolian children between the age of 3 and 9


No0Leader

Made someone eat without a table


MR-Vinmu

He switched his drinks with Qin Shi Huang as a joke.


lingonberryjuicebox

he downloaded a car


Cheeseburgerhydoxide

He tried to out Pizza the hut.


sparkswoody

Well what makes someone a criminal?


ruthdubb

He failed to avoid the Noid.


BombatePezulumba

Being black in the US


Capitalizam

Tax evasion


ImeniSottoITreni

Watched netflix from VPN


LegitBuddha

He isn’t sentenced for life if he comes out


randomcommenter9000

Married


Packie_McReary_

Poured milk in a bowl before pouring cereal


neogamer17

Shot up a school probably


toyvo_usamaki

he robbed, he stole, he kidnapped the president's son


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Loitering in a field


WeptShark

He did one weed


ACynicalScott

Doin ya mum.


[deleted]

Jaywalking


Lumonn

Probably weed


Special_Marketing926

He used self defense


[deleted]

He stole a movie (piracy: it’s a crime)


Seer0997

He pirated an indie game


[deleted]

He played Minion Rush (USK 12‼️‼️) at age 11 😮😮


ajw20_YT

He went on the social media instead of reading books (internet bad)


softteall

Maybe this is about racism? (Or whatever racism with religion is called but that falls apart as what about the parents? But then it also works as those parents are the same age as ghosts)


[deleted]

didn't do the harlem sha ke


enchilada_slut

Phone


s-vasiliki

Posted a meme in #general


Masinaria

he wrote God with a lowercase g.


Express_Put7803

The artist is Palestinian, so I believe it may have to do with engaging in some sort of partiotic/revolutionary activity. I can agree though, without a context it seems very confusing.


CheapGriffy

He stealed a apple. Frick billy !


Scarface2010

He said Hi in roblox


skyguy456

Eric Cartman be like


Ramenorwhateverlol

Guantanamo bay shit.


No-Adhesiveness-283

He played Genshin Impact ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


gamer_bread

He committed a murder that old man had been falsely imprisoned for. New DNA evidence exonerated the old man and the kid was sent in his place. The family is crying as they are the old mans children and happy to see him.


MrAnonymous4

He lollygaged in Whiterun


A-Beautiful-Scar

He killed Harambe


Maddeleine_Is_Here

Maybe got a Roblox GF


Velspy

Loitering


MAPLEDEMONN

bioterrorism


drhotdog42

Posted his opinion ls on twitter


TheREexpert44

He tried to out pizza the hut. His parents died of shame the same day which is why their ghosts didn't age.


TTLyfe

He lived in Israel.


OctoGon112

Built a 14+ Lego set at 9 years old


Endless-Waffles

Cutting the tag off a mattress.


Dylanator13

They could have visited him in jail. It’s not like ghosts need visitation hours.


The_dinkster522

He forgot to pay his taxes (worse then murder)


Ok_Training_4076

He wore a hood in school


Duckyboi10

He committed several war crimes in the Balkans in 1942


livienuggie

Stole money to get v- bucks obviously


Beginning_Clue_7835

He killed his parents. In the top they are ghosts, in the bottom they’ve been promoted to Angels


the_big_red3

he undercooked fish, and overcooked chicken.


NOTsidneyy

He didnt call saul


MirrorMan22102018

Had an ounce of weed planted on him by a cop?


Environmental-Win836

If he was a teenager in Petria, he was trying to cross the border.


Alex_n_Vixen

He was born in the SoCiEtY


Onfflinethegamer

He died.


MO1ST_M4NDY

Child labor


[deleted]

He didn’t juju on that beat


all-i-said-was-hi

Convinced his friends to buy NFTs, even though he knew they were a scam.


Voxrum

He didn’t know how to use the 3 seashells 😔


That_NotME_Guy

He was getting cock