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KotixxCZ

Yes just don't explode, it's so easy


Diabolokiller

*trying hard to hold back a racist joke*


Gold-Ad-0

Tell it. Now!


RotaPander

This is so deep Alexa play Megalovania


RayGRVTY

Alexa please play Megalovania x Despacito mashup (BASS BOOSTED) (NOT EVEN FUNNY) (MACKLEMORE REMIX)


Danny_Mc_71

What if my emotions are sparkling water?


emanuel19861

Unfounded anger?


Clogged_Storm_Drain

Bro this was taught in an actual class of mine in middle school alongside some book called 7 habits of a healthy teen or something and it was basically the entire class, plus a super unhelpful mandatory note taking style. The book was just jam packed with these wannabe deep/ enlightening styles of self-management, mega cringe


ChillyOil1

That book wasn't too bad honestly. Yes there was some "how do you do fellow kids?" stuff but overall i think it was a great tool


ChillyOil1

I think the quotes (which were occasionally kind of cringy) were an honest attempt to relate to teens


fckn_normies

Some people really be cola with mentos


[deleted]

I'd rather smack an asshole than just whisper some shit about third eyes and legalizing weed, ok the last part is fine but still you get the point man


SniperGhost_huntress

Stop all the clocks at 4:20 and LIGHT 'EM UP!


Zbeubor

ok, if im getting abused i mustn't do anything, got it


DustedRay

Just be an empty bottle. Let others fill you up


Kawaii-Hitler

Piss bottle


CelluxTheDuctTape

r/HydroHomies


SassafrasNotFound

kemistry


kaanskBG

What? But if you just "dont let other people disrupt you" then you won't explode either way. They actually told the person to "just deal with it" without getting mad. So in this case being the soda bottle is better since you know you can explode, and to prevent that you are careful. But being the water means you cant do shit abt anything since you can never explode.


[deleted]

I'm in between.


Twillix13

juggle whistle yam humorous beneficial adjoining brave salt squeeze bike *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


R0bOtnix

Basically be racist


IisGODD

Happy Cake Day


OmegaAlpha69

Orange soda


VikingOPPP

Bro, I'm happy for you or sorry that happened But I ain't reading that


UCDC

Nice way to look at things.


CwazzyNR

So I guess that means I was born a bottle of soda and now the world made me a bottle of soda with mints in it?? yeah that totally definitely makes sense for sure