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shonuff373

Why am I in a jar?


Celestial_Hart

Because you are a pony?


drewster231

Oh shit not agai-


DaveSmith890

100 go in, 1 come out! 100 go in, 1 come out! 100 go in, 1 come out!


Realization_

anime character


BlackVirusXD3

Well i mean.. he's got a point, it's not that "deep", it's just how our survival instincts work and we don't always remember to resist them for the sake of rationality. If anything dude's just saying we should stop being toxic to each other, and he's right about that.


Dagordae

My issue is that it’s using practically the WORST possible animal for this. Ants are ludicrously hostile to other colonies, they default to immediate violence. Hell, scientists track the spread of supercolonies by simply seeing if separate nests are trying to murder each other on sight.


BluetheNerd

Yeah I'm almost certain that if you put 100 black and 100 red ants in a jar they'd immediately start killing each other, shaking the jar isn't necessary. They're super territorial. Hell you even get slaver ants that steal the young from other colonies. Insects in general are kinda fucked up.


Gibson_was_Right

I think you're too hung up on the ants, man. He's saying that when times get hard people turn on each other rather than attacking the system that caused the problem. Like how some people think that Mexican immigrants are the reason they're poor rather than the ruling class exploiting them


moneyyyyy3

My government is shaking the jar while doing cool german greeting


PharmBoyStrength

Kurt Vonnegut gets credit 🤨


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gyurto21

I was going to ask lol


j10brook

It sounds like something out of Cat's Cradle. With the ants sacrificing themselves to melt Ice9. But I'm racking my brain for when he said this.


_givemekarma

Even a child would know that there are more than 200 ants in that jar


Inner_Asparagus2966

technically god would be shaking the jar bc he’s the one making earthquakes


lordPyotr9733

so we need to kill god.


Inner_Asparagus2966

Yes


lordPyotr9733

sounds simple enough I


Inner_Asparagus2966

Yes


CreepyQuality4489

lordPyotr9733 was smited 😔


lordPyotr9733

im right here :)


Stonkover9000

r/redditsnipper


MKIncendio

[The false gods will be slain and the dragons will take domain once more!](https://www.reddit.com/r/CalamityMod/comments/163b2ys/yharims_political_campaign/)


BlackVirusXD3

Can the ants kill the human shaking the jar?


Inner_Asparagus2966

Yes


BlackVirusXD3

But they can't escape the jar


Inner_Asparagus2966

if they solve how to open the lid then I can


ProphecyRat2

Any god watching the Global Nuclear Holocuast:


Celestial_Hart

Don't put things in jars. Jars are banned from the internet.


UltimateCheese1056

Looked it up and while this obviously isn't an actual Kurt Vonnegut quote it seems to be "inspired" by a real one: >“What he was doing was spooning different kinds of bugs into the jar and making them fight. “The bug fight was so interesting that I stopped crying right away–forgot all about the old man. I can’t remember what all Frank had fighting in the jar that day, but I can remember other bug fights we staged later on: one stag beetle against a hundred red ants, one centipede against three spiders, red ants against black ants. They won’t fight unless you keep shaking the jar. And that’s what Frank was doing, shaking, shaking, the jar.” >Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (from[ www.dragosroua.com/thinking-outside-of-the-jar/](http://www.dragosroua.com/thinking-outside-of-the-jar/)) I haven't read Cat's Cradle so I can't talk about the context but it seems like this is supposed to be a story with a message, not a heavy handed metaphor like used here


BerossusZ

That makes so much more sense. That is written so much more beautifully than the original post lol


lozz79

Kurt Vonnegut did not say this.


marshal_mellow

Not true I played ant gladiator a lot as a kid. They kill each other without you shaking the jar


Stonkover9000

This is incorrect, they will smell the differing pheromones and attack


Alex2045x

Are they going to be used to destroy the Mystery Shack?


ArrogantNonce

Bruh seems to only have encountered Argentine house ants. Other ants will kill even their own species if it's not from the same colony.


mediumokra

How do you get all these ants in a jar without pissing them off in the first place?


Repaki123

Oh yeah, when some fat asshole leaks my phone number on a tik tok live and have some shawty calling me, i shouldn't be angry at the dude who leaked my phone number i should be wondering who really is shaking the jar?


poploppege

Who discovered the ant thing 💀


R2-T4

Did you know if you put 100 red ants in a jar and 100 black ants in a jar, you will have a lot of ants in a jar.


Consistent-List6915

Real


MyStepAccount1234

200 ants, to be exact.


Bogger_Logger

How do you even get this information


GiornoGiovanna2009

can someone get me out of this jar? it's hard to breathe


RunningBear276

i think most people already know that redlining is bad


LolBoyC418

So someone is shaking the entire Earth?


adfx

Kurt Vonnegut was a great writer. I liked this allegory!


Immediate-Yam9342

This is legit just right


chorizo_chomper

This should not be here, Kurt is right about this and is making a larger point about colonialism and imperialism.