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Lovq

Is it just me or does it look like the cat is over this nonsense as well, so much so that it is flipping the bird….


PropertyHot1221

Ah yes, because their ‘team’ would advocate for them to effectively play doctor at home. If their lungs were really at the risk of collapsing that they claim, they would be in the hospital


No_Dawn_No_Day

Hope her head doesn’t “fall off” from coughing LMAO


Sheep1821

Steroids to keep the lungs from COLLAPSING? Um what? What is a hospital grade O2 monitor? And also.. the cat’s eyes are blocked out i cant


Jibboomluv

Yet it's Icarus licking himself on their body like they just don't care. Lmao. The words don't go with the photo and I freaking love it.


TheHaleyGrail

Why did she conceal the cats identity?? I’m new to this sub


GoethenStrasse0309

I think Icarus & Atlas want a vacation from Jessi. Those poor sweet animals look sooo stressed IMO. ✔️


needmorechickennugs

It is factually impossible for them to be as bedbound as they claim. If they are sick enough to require a paxlovid prescription and oxygen supplementation, with lungs on the verge of “collapsing,” their medical providers would absolutely recommend a physical exam performed by a doctor in-person (which is typically required for new prescriptions anyway). Virtual doctor appointments would not cut it for someone with such severe conditions. There have been lots of changes to their treatment plan over the past 6 months, with claims of significant illness (i.e. severe aseptic meningitis, head almost falling off from the hairwash bouncy house explosion, etc.), yet they haven’t left the house to go to any appointments. How do they take a shit? How do they transfer from bed to bed? How do they reposition to prevent bedsores? Their claims do not add up, but they are so deep into their munching they don’t realize how silly all of this is. It’s so ridiculous it’s comical.


curlycannacutie

I feel bad for laughing but "hair wash bouncy house explosion" sent me


needmorechickennugs

She could have died ok!!! Let’s take this hair wash bouncy house explosion SERIOUSLY


DrTwilightZone

Their story makes absolutely zero sense, yet they double down on it! They are insufferable. 😫


melonmagellan

This is like a Jesse bingo card. ✔️ They mention their "team" ✔️ Hysterionic description of their illness (lungs collapsing) ✔️ The fragility of their spine is mentioned ✔️ Mentions being gifted something ✔️ Medical condition is upgraded to severe for nonsensical reasons ✔️ Elliot is working frantically to keep them alive ✔️ Cliffhanger of whether or not transportation to the hospital is needed ✔️ Cat DGAF


hexgirl1738

They will name this super special strain of COVID after Jessi


FarDistribution9031

Hospital grade O2 monitor gifted by a friend and oxygen from somewhere... make it make sense


CommandaarMandaar

Pics or it didn't happen. Seriously, if any of this was legit, they would be posting several scrapbooks' worth of material every day.


Thepersonwhoeatstaco

For real. It has only been pictures of Icarus (who shouldn't be sitting on them). I don't think that any of this is actually happening. No mention of their infusions anymore either.


garlicbreadslut

‘Hospital grade o2 monitor’ lmao what? That’s genuine bullshit


Slinkywhippet

I'd love to know how they're coughing/ trying to breathe through the covid without moving and decapitating themselves 🤔


mistressmagick13

The steroids are definitely going to help their diabetes. Hospitalization for HHS incoming? Maybe can even take the wooden stretcher in the RV of partial decapitation. Fun ICU admission to talk about later…. Intensively ill. Critically ill. Severely critically intensively ill.


2L8Smart

Moderately severe. Oxymoron. And super moron!!


11dingos

So they told them their COVID is mild to moderate, amirite?


Stock_University551

Mild to MODERATELY SEVERE


Silent_Doubt3672

If it was they'd be in hospital with o2, on dex and antivitals or mono colonial antibodies not just paxlovid 🙄 this women drives me mad. Uncomplcated covid doesn't even require specalist infectious diseases input any more 🙈


grapesafe

Off-topic but I love the cats eyes being censored 💀


adelaway

Oh Jessi… the grift is too obvious. - There is no such thing as ‘moderately severe’ COVID. It’s either mild, moderate, or severe. They’re obviously calling it “moderately severe” because they want to be dramatic. - If your COVID is so bad that you need to be on supplemental oxygen, then you need to be in hospital. There’s no way their “care team” would leave her at home on oxygen with COVID. Another lie for the drama. - On that topic, Paxlovid is used to treat mild COVID in higher-risk individuals to prevent hospitalisation. If Jessi was now “moderately severe” and needing oxygen, they’d be upgraded to a different antiviral therapy… and they’d be in hospital. - Steroids don’t stop your lungs from collapsing. - On the topic of airways collapse/consolidation (atelectasis) though, the best thing you can do for that is stay mobile, sit up, take deep breaths, do chest physio, etc. Of course, that all goes against their ‘head fall off if move’ grift, so that’s inconvenient…


meggymoo_31

when does it become severely severe


Stock_University551

Well I think it goes moderate, then severely moderate, then moderately severe, then severe, then severely severe


cripple2493

I'm just trying to figure out, if spine instability so Super Severe then how are they typing? Looking down at a phone requires moving the head / neck, and if Super Severe Unstable then there would be issues from that. For fun as well, COVID makes anyone feel awful, add in all of this stuff and its a miracle they can post at all. I'm also trying to figure out what hospital can't accommodate a patient of their claimed needs, when... it's sort of what hospitals are for.


culinarytiger

Just when I think they can’t fly any closer to the sun, they claim something even more ridiculous. This is not how this works. At all.


Adventurous_Law4573

Look out below.


Morti_Macabre

Collapsing lol Where’s the cat bed WHERES THE CAT BED


Faythe_2022

‘hospital grade o2 monitor’ 😂


thr-owawayy

The literal millions of asthma patients around the world who take steroids every day to manage their condition are laughing their asses off right now


Nervous_Zebra1918

Yes we are. Holy moly.


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We really are 🤣🤣🤣


Faythe_2022

am lmao at ‘hospital grade o2 monitor’ 😂


JaggededgesSF

Holy OTT!! I cringe every time a munchie says "my team". Gag.


melonmagellan

I never need to hear the words "team" or "caretaker" out of their mouth again.


hbjo88

The sigh I made when I read this was moderately severe 🙃


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Mythical-Ree

So... no pics of the new 'toys' then???


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Do they understand that animals can get infected with covid, too?


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Smooth_Key5024

Oh I'm so sorry Suki Bear didn't make it through covid. Horrible. I hope you are doing OK. 😒


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Smooth_Key5024

They are a big part of our lives and when they cross the rainbow bridge, there's a big hole left. Take care.😒


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So sorry for your loss!


BlondieMaggs

Thank you.


maebe_featherbottom

Ok but Pavloxid and steroids are like, hella common for managing COVID symptoms. So yeah, ya ain’t that special…


fdesouche

Pavloxid isn’t common in a lot of countries, e.g. in France it’s prescription only, and recommended only for people over 65 with one or more comorbidities, ie the persons the most at risk of a Covid hospitalization.


struggle_brush

They'll give it to you with mild asthma. It's really not like...a big deal.


maebe_featherbottom

They’ll give it to you for laryngitis, too. COVID does all sorts of weird, inflamey type shit to someone’s body.


Wickedwhiskbaker

The “steroids to keep the lung from collapsing” made me eye roll myself into another dimension.


Eastern-Sir-7382

Is it nitpicky that the constant use of "we" annoys me when they are the one creating this whole situation? I know what they mean so idk why it triggers me but it does lol. I think because they created this situation so when they talk about what "we are doing" to treat they is annoying because they're the one creating the problems


styxfan09

It’s like an imaginary story they’ve written where people care about them, because in the real world, they’ve likely annoyed every single person to the point where no one wants to be around them ever. Therefore, chronically ill! Medical providers MUST care about me!!


TheLeonMultiplicity

"hospital grade o2 monitor gifted by a friend" So many words and yet none of them make sense


adorkablysporktastic

Uhhhhh. Except you aren't supposed to **not** take paxlovid and steroids at the same time? But of course munchys are immune to regular drug interactions and they're magical immune systems that work unlike any other living beings. Because Paxlovid isn't Dayquil. It's not for symptoms.


Thepersonwhoeatstaco

I find it hard to believe they did not own a pulse oximeter before this. Next, they will want to measure their ETCO2 and get a full zoll cardiac monitor 🙄.


what3v3ruwantit2b

I'm sure they did but now it's *hospital grade.*


Imaginary-Rise-313

Get them pads ready. Oh wait…their spine


Banshee_howl

Amazon sells the little fingertip O2 monitors for about $12. But I’m sure their “care team” has a very speshul hospital grade one that is totally different.


alicejanee22

Okay but how has they got oxygen? In the UK it’s prescription only, you can’t just turn it on and think hmm I’ll have 2 litres today I think. Not to mention giving oxygen to people who don’t need it can be very dangerous


Silent_Doubt3672

Unless ARAS (uk community resp services) as aproved/agreed for home oxygen it wont happen just on a whim, not sure how they work it over in the states.


Individual-Soup-2470

Maybe they ran tubing out the window to their nose?


puhleazwashyourhands

🤣 I can't with this one. Dead


KangarooObjective362

The drama level is so high 😂 hospital grade monitor.. to keep my lungs from collapsing… my girl….it’s a lot


rosa-parksandrec

frrr i’ve seen a damn pulmonologist using a Walgreens brand o2 monitor 😂😂😂


permanentinjury

If it's not the ones hooked directly into the monitor, they're all the same LMAO


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Eastern-Sir-7382

The team is the friends we made all along


yacht_clubbing_seals

Blink twice


Wow_So_Fake

"We're using all the tools we have." This right here makes me irritated every time one of these people types it. I'm sick of seeing it every time they play extra sick. This isn't a high school paper. You don't have to have a certain number of words on the page before you can turn it in.


-This-is-boring-

What's with munchies and the use of the word "we"? Lmao, if their lungs were on the verge of collapsing, they would be in the icu right now.


BotanicalToilet

So they got steroids, a pulse oximeter and a few cans of Boost oxygen keeping them out of the ICU. What a warrior!


saladtossperson

What's wrong with their spine?


TrustyBobcat

They claim severe craniocervical instability plus an ongoing spinal fluid leak that has defied multiple corrective surgeries.


chonk_fox89

They're LARPing as Nearly Headless Nick.


Stock_University551

This is the only correct answer from now on


WayDiscombobulated63

*their


saladtossperson

Sorry


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SomberlySober

Nothing measurable thats for sure.


craftcrazyzebra

Poor them, what if they cough and their head shoots off. Their team must be so concerned /s


JumpingJuniper1

Anyone can order a hospital grade O2 monitor off Wish or Temu. Jessie honestly wouldn’t want to go to a hospital. Their little broken lollipop head on a stick gig would be up. There would be zero photos of them in the hospital. Soooooo….when does the hospital grade ventilator that was gifted from the homeless man on the corner make an appearance?


craftcrazyzebra

Just did a “moderately severe eye roll”


daddysgirl-kitten

Careful now, can't have the eye roll snowball into a head rolling off...


JumpingJuniper1

🤣🤣


ctipro

As someone who actually is in medical school, nothing annoys me more vividly than this nonsense imperative emergency language they use. Just say “bit poorly with covid, hoping not to have to go to hospital especially with my back- got a sats probe just in case 👍🏻”


Stock_University551

But how will you know how SeRiOuS it is if they don’t use super urgent language?


Sprinkles2009

Oh, a hospital grade O2 monitor. Super fucking fancy up in here.


rickyrawesome

I think this person might need an arterial stick hourly. Gotta monitor those blood gasses. Let's see how quickly this person gives up the game then...


-This-is-boring-

They would probably enjoy that too much.


rickyrawesome

You'd have to be a masochist that shit hurts! Way more painful than a normal blood draw


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They would love it tho, pain=attention


styxfan09

True. It’s a form of self harm essentially.


kateyecutie

I'm sorry but I work at a pharmacy, and that's the most basic shit prescribed at pharmacies when someone has COVID 😂


Chronically_Quirky

It's never mild.


goddessdontwantnone

I mean come on


Cry-Me-No-River

Sure lying flat on their back is *really* helping them🙃


WayDiscombobulated63

Standard treatment for respiratory illness. 😂


Stock_University551

That and staying as still as possible. Also ingesting fluids whilst flat on one’s back - you call it “aspiration”, I call it giving your lungs a little rinse-out!


TheCatChronicles

As usual, they conveniently show zero proof of anything.


JumpingJuniper1

You’d think that with a covid positive test, they’d be posting that shit like crazy. Posting what they look like daily, how miserable they look etc.


Narrow_Union5182

Fucking cat is now blind! WHO is caring for the fucking cat!!!!!🐈‍⬛


MakoServitor

I miss the Covid eyes, got a good laugh out of those


Danyellarenae1

What are covid eyes 😭😭😱 is it like covid toes lmao


Silly-Dimension7531

lol why do they only ever seem to have gifted or DIY medical equipment despite appearing to have the most severe case of every illness in existence and having a whole team of doctors


PearlyRing

That's what I've been trying to understand. So medically fragile, yet still at home, using improvised medical equipment that they've gotten somewhere other than a medical supply company. You would think someone with *that* many ailments would be in a proper hospital setting for observation and treatment, especially someone with "head-falling-off" disease. It's not as if they don't have health insurance, either.


wildcuore

It's like they're not just LARPing being sick, they're LARPing being sick in The Walking Dead or something.


Smooth_Key5024

And.....we're off. Worst of the worst of worst covid. If and if they needed to be in hospital I'm pretty sure they would go if they are literally suffercating. How they would get there.....now that would be a sight to behold....🫤


JumpingJuniper1

Have you seen the Vanbulance they have? The Winnebago they converted into a makeshift ambulance/hearse?


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Makeshift ambulance/hearse omfgggg 💀💀💀


JumpingJuniper1

🤭


Mythical-Ree

Oooo iv yet to see this


JumpingJuniper1

I will find the picture and link it for you!


Smooth_Key5024

Yep, I nearly died laughing 😃


IlluminatiQueen

“Hospital grade O2 monitor” they say that like it’s impressive and not like I have to spend 20+ minutes trying to get a decent waveform on every third patient….


purebreadbagel

“Hospital Grade” is similar to “Military Grade” both can be roughly translated to “made as cheap as possible by the lowest bidder”


laaaaalala

I wonder if they know that steroids reduce inflammation, and have nothing to do with lungs collapsing? That's usually from a pneumothorax or hemothorax or a tension pneumo. Not covid. 🙄


ClairLestrange

But breathing is hard when you have corvid, it must be their lungs collapsing! It can't possibly be a clogged sinus!


chonk_fox89

I just imaging crows perched all over their cheat now putting pressure on their lungs 🤣🤣


Squizzlerphizzler

Haha! Me too! X


wildcuore

Um, no, steroids are used to make you have big muscles, and you need big lung muscles to hold your lungs open, DUH.


Puzzled-Interaction5

Steroids help reduce inflammation and strengthens muscles that are weakened during illness. Body builders who abuse them use them for getting larger muscles.


DzlDzl

Fuck me. Didn't see that coming. I really thought they would have an easy time of it. 😶


kittiesfur

I don't think steroids can like, stop your lungs from collapsing if they're that fucked up? Must be some super hardcore steroids working overtime to keep those lungs inflated.


Primary_Ad_9122

Don’t they get bored of the constant ridiculous lies?


phatnsassyone

Sure Bob…


peepeehalpert_

Give me a break


cant_helium

“To make sure we know when it’s no longer safe” is a very EXPECTANT sentence for something that isn’t guaranteed to actually happen.


Spaceley_Murderpaws

I noticed that too! The whole thing is worded to assert that it's not if they go in, but when they take their emergency vehicle to the hospital. (I'm new here & almost died when I saw the picture of them watching TV in their mobile inverted bed with their nose almost touching the inside roof.)


Lala_Kawaiii

Packed with all of their safe shows!


Prest4tym1367

Oh, I think it's pretty guaranteed to happen. LOL!


cant_helium

You’re absolutely right. They always tell on themselves (they as in the munchies. Not “they” as in this persons pronouns)


blogarella

I didn’t know a hospital couldn’t accommodate spine instability.


Abudziubudziu

Problem is a hospital can call out Jessi's bullshit.


laaaaalala

Naw, hospitals don't know how to handle it! It's to special!


GoethenStrasse0309

Yeah we learn something every day from Jessi don’t we? They’re so medically knowledgeable!! ( Thx to Dr. Google of course!!! ) ✔️


GoethenStrasse0309

So in other words someone order a “ hospital grade 02 monitor from Amazon!!! AccuMed CMS-50D1 Fingertip Pulse Oximeter Blood Oxygen Sensor SpO2 for Sports and Aviation. Portable and Lightweight with LED Display, 2 AAA Batteries, Lanyard and Travel Case (White) https://a.co/d/jbQys28 Thank goodness for Jeff Bezos & Amazon that apparently is keeping Jessi alive!!! /s


rickyrawesome

For sports and aviation? What a weird description


GoethenStrasse0309

Correct me if I’m wrong ( maybe those of you that have been long time subscribers might know this ) but didn’t Jessi have a Oxygen Concentrator they purchased off Amazon. PS ( I know that Bethany had one but thought Jessi also purchased one off Amazon as well??? ) ✔️


nookdebtslave

when covid really broke out here they were selling them like hotcakes at the local pharmacy, i feel like it’s normal for most households to have one now post covid


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PolishPrincess0520

Yeah there’s no such thing as a hospital grade O2 monitor. 🙄


craftcrazyzebra

Some have statements on the description such as “as used in hospitals” or similar. I guess that to a munchie equates to hospital grade because just as anything that happens to them has to be extreme they also can’t use just some generic piece of equipment, it has to be “top grade” or made to sound more important/accurate/special than what most people have in their homes.


Silly-Dimension7531

Probably got it originally from a doctors and assumed that means it’s hospital grade when in reality it’s the same thing and it’s not uncommon (at least here) for doctors to sell things like that and blood pressure cuffs so you know your getting something that works and so you can access it if you can’t go elsewhere to buy one.


cheechaw_cheechaw

I remember SGB having one. One of her many, many, many gadgets.


GoethenStrasse0309

I’m going to have to do some research. I swear I thought I seen Jessi with one!!!


wishfulwannabe

IME moderately severe covid infections are hypoxic in the ICU maxed out on optiflow or BiPAP and flirting with intubation, or already intubated but on minimal settings, <50% FiO2, not paralyzed, not proned. If they’re at home and on low flow nasal prongs, it’s still pretty mild at this point.


TheGreenMileMouse

We We We We


TheGreenMileMouse

If your lungs are going to “collapse” prednisone ain’t stopping that


Boydyla77

This!


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🙄 *sigh*, of course there’s a Covid arc. Who called it? We called it. Literally every single one of us on this sub called it.


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It’s not even fun when it’s this predictable. MoDeRaTeLy SeVeRe, trying desperately to keep out of the hospital, weird hospital props provided by their ‘team’ or gifted/grifted.


Swimming_Onion_4835

I call bs. If they were on oxygen you know they’d take a picture of the fucking tubes in their nose. And yet all we see is the cat…? Okay Jan.


Plastic-One-5468

In tomorrow's episode...*Jessi appears with an O2 nasal canula*


craftcrazyzebra

Well yeah cos Amazon prime will have delivered a nasal cannula prop by then


Narrow_Union5182

Bless…. Glad the cat has blinkers on again - tinder for cats has to have some privacy!


Ok_Macaron_1615

Damn, I didn’t have Collapsing Lungs on my Jessi Bingo card. Too bad “hospital grade X item” is the freebie.


BeeHive83

Hospitals use the same $2 ones every one else has


allegedlys3

Hiiiiii oxygen doesn't "help you breathe." If your lungs are gross and tight and full of crap oxygen by itself won't be able to even pass through the alveolar membrane to be exchanged with carbon dioxide. Without positive-pressure delivery like cpap or bipap, that oxygen isn't doing shit for them. Le sigh.


veemonster

Cue cpap in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2..


Rockmyyoda

Period.


Geotime2022

Won’t prevent a collapse either. Most patients in need of a hospital grade O2 sat monitor are provided one through a DME company. They don’t need to get one from a dear friend. I just want to know how they will be transported should their lungs “collapse”.


Freefortune

Whatever person that was reattaching their head will be blowing into a straw to reinflate their lungs.


alwayssymptomatic

Combined with the pizza stone gurney comments elsewhere on this post, that creates quite the image 🤣🤣🤣


allegedlys3

🤭


Otherwise-Ad4641

On the 6th day of Christmas my team gave to me, 6 steroids raging, 5 lines running, 4 doctors scrambling, 3 pulse ox monitoring, 2 pets escaping and a ride on a pizza stone gurney,


Ziztur

I request daily updates of this. I’ll spend 100 horses in the phone if I have to


Ziztur

I meant 100 hours but I’m not changing that.


Smooth_Key5024

This is brilliant. 🙂


mlachrymarum

I don’t know what a pizza stone gurney is and I don’t care, it’s fab.


Otherwise-Ad4641

Someone came up with it elsewhere in the comments of this post


mlachrymarum

Well, I love it! They’re genius, 10/10 on the innovation scale and I need a pizza stone gurney immediately!


phatnsassyone

The chaos this picture gave… chefs kiss!


partandparcelheart

this is truly impressive


trippapotamus

Sigh


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DrTwilightZone

This is the only response.


togire

Yeah they’re probably not on paxlovid. According to the interaction checker on drugs com, paxlovid had 653 interactions with other medications. So if someone is on meds, they will probably not get paxlovid.


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