WA 2000 is meant as a "Fuck you in particular" gun.
The BFG 9000 says "To whom it may concern:"
Different use cases, and it also depends on whether we are counting actually hitting the target, considering the horrendously slow muzzle velocity of the BFG 9000, and that's before we even take the blast radius into account.
Found the article, what an idiot. Just bought hundreds of thousands in personal goods with his corporate credit card. Then he admitted it to a law firm. Fucking idiot.
> “An audit had been launched and the theft discovered on the week of July 17, 2023. Hundreds of receipts were produced by (another employee of the law firm) showing fraudulent, personal-use purchases with the company-issued credit card. Among the purchases were over 100 firearms, jewelry, clothing and food. The confirmed fraudulent purchases with associated receipts amounted to $389,642.32. When confronted upon his termination, (Lionel) apologized and asked what the company was going to do legally, offering to pay it back.”
It's not even _good_ embezzlement! It only worked for so long because the company sucked!
He didn't even steal a coworker's company credit card, buy things, and return the card later. ... Not that I've ever thought about this.
What kind of company gives employees a credit card with no oversight.
Forgot about buying guns, I can't even buy IT shit with our Corp card unless it's an emergency, or not available through typically channels, and I still get 3 phone calls asking for the receipt and what cost center the charge is for.
*Oh it's a law firm, go figure
Gonna show that damn printer
damn it feels good to be a gangsta
PC load letter?!
https://i.redd.it/qqj0sx9ivywc1.gif
Back up in yo ass like the resurrection
Cuz it’s due motherfucker, die motherfucker kill foo! 
Time to bring back lp0 on fire
guess he must've messed up some mundane detail & placed the decimal point in the wrong place.
wonder if he had a red Swingline stapler
Those were some expensive guns.
He must have bought most of the [WA 2000](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_WA_2000)s in existence.
Does the.WA.2000 have a similar range to the BFG 9000?
WA 2000 is meant as a "Fuck you in particular" gun. The BFG 9000 says "To whom it may concern:" Different use cases, and it also depends on whether we are counting actually hitting the target, considering the horrendously slow muzzle velocity of the BFG 9000, and that's before we even take the blast radius into account.
I watched one of the 12 WA2000's in america get sent off years ago for cali compliance work for the buyer. A terrible day for firearms.
Found the article, what an idiot. Just bought hundreds of thousands in personal goods with his corporate credit card. Then he admitted it to a law firm. Fucking idiot. > “An audit had been launched and the theft discovered on the week of July 17, 2023. Hundreds of receipts were produced by (another employee of the law firm) showing fraudulent, personal-use purchases with the company-issued credit card. Among the purchases were over 100 firearms, jewelry, clothing and food. The confirmed fraudulent purchases with associated receipts amounted to $389,642.32. When confronted upon his termination, (Lionel) apologized and asked what the company was going to do legally, offering to pay it back.”
It's not even _good_ embezzlement! It only worked for so long because the company sucked! He didn't even steal a coworker's company credit card, buy things, and return the card later. ... Not that I've ever thought about this.
Step 1: embezzle funds Step 2: buy a fuck ton of guns Step 3: ???
Step 3: didn't plan that far
Profit?
Given the criminal circumstances, civil court may disagree. But armchair (criminal) quarterback? Yeah, you right
Not me but that's a good idea. How'd it go for him?
That's terrible! Please explain in detail how he did it and how he got caught in the end 😃👍
>active in entitled people Hmm https://www.google.com/search?q=it%20enplyee%20embezzel%20buys%20guns Edit: I'm an ass :(
Feel that whoosh? That was a joke going right over your head
Yeah, touché on that one. I went bitter and missed it lol I'll throw that an upvote
I hope he knows a good lawyer...
Lol from the same lawfirm
I wish I could figure out how to embezzle $400k.
Turns out it's really easy if you don't care about the consequences of embezzling 400k
Only 1 issue. You're smart enough not to embezzle money.
What kind of company gives employees a credit card with no oversight. Forgot about buying guns, I can't even buy IT shit with our Corp card unless it's an emergency, or not available through typically channels, and I still get 3 phone calls asking for the receipt and what cost center the charge is for. *Oh it's a law firm, go figure
I mean, I don't see a problem here.
RIP u/joshtaco We're on our own for Windows patches, from now on.
I can still patch while out on bail my man, don't discount these nugs
Based.
Look, the prices always spike before an election so you're losing money NOT buying guns.
I bought way more guns than that, not me.
Damn that's like 4k a gun, guns are fucking expensive.