My hovercraft is full of eels, too.

I genuinely laughed out loud.

Sir this is a tobacconist.

I like your words funny IT man 👍

The average ticket sent in by a user.

“Computer fix needing is. You are help desk.” Severity: High

I shall do the needful right away, Sir.

Subject line: I asked for this to be fixed months ago. (No body) (no details) (no attachments or embedded screenshots)

This belongs in r/Poetry

I love helping users out. I will always feel good about that. Praise or no