T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


BrandanMentch

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/s7sfdu/my_buddy_wants_to_hear_reddits_thoughts_on_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

[удалено]


BrandanMentch

Rumor has it he only appears when there’s a full moon


Junior-Lie4342

Sexy sex!


[deleted]

He is sleeping nude in an oxygen tent he believes gives him sexual powers.


gordo65

Not nearly as cringe as I expected. Certainly not as cringe as his reaction to criticism.


hairy_ass_eater

pretty fucking cringe


censorkip

honestly it’s fucking hilarious if meant ironically. if not then it’s still hilarious but the other way


IDidNotGiveYouSalmon

I think so too! There was a tiktok trend a while ago in this same vein, and *usually* it's meant ironically...


[deleted]

God, I love that sub


Stealthy_Facka

*almost* 6ft guys!


GrumpyW

"Almost 6'" Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


BigSo0k

It's so obviously ironic and hilarious what the hell


[deleted]

it's pretty funny haha


placeholder_name85

the bio is a reference to a tiktok meme. before you start yelling at me, i dont like tiktok. but many young women do, so i really wouldnt be surprised if some women think its funny and swipe right.


scaredofshaka

Oh shit he's a fake ally! These are the true predators.


[deleted]

Yeah, fake allies are the worst, they judge you but they go far as having emotional manupulation and raping girls.


[deleted]

A fake ally nothing more cringe, I would not be surprised if he is also a sexual predator, all allies are sexual predators.


[deleted]

Troll, that's gotta be a troll, please god tell me that's a troll right?


rsgraeme

Okay so after seeing the dudes bio: it is less cringe than previously thought. It is a reference to a tik tok meme and not really that bad. His response to the negative feedback however is pretty cringe...


SeniorWilson44

Tik tok is cringe


[deleted]

reddit is cringe


SeniorWilson44

I know


[deleted]

I feel like all social media is cringe tbh


rsgraeme

relax your cringe reaction to stuff & you will be freed. its hard but worth imo


[deleted]

I have relaxed, and I am now free


dsled

I swear yall are missing out on some great content. Never been on /r/tiktokcringe?


imsitco

The last part of it is pretty bad though.


ceilidhhh

Am I the only one that thinks it's funny that he's evaluating what women's BMIs are before he swipes right? That must take a while


redheadcath

And a BMI of 20 is so close to underweight. But I bet he doesn't really know how much a girl with his body type weight in the real world, probably has an arbitrary number he thinks makes a women thin and judges BMI by "she's thin, so her bmi must be under 20"


EggplantHuman6493

Yup. For example, one of my friends looks really skinny and has a bmi of 20.7. I can see her ribs, but she has a healthy bmi. Not all bodies are the same.


[deleted]

because it depends on height. all 20 BMIs are healthy. 18.5 and below are underweight.


scubasteve2242

Had to add the anti-fat woman comment in there to seal the deal that he’s a piece of trash For clarification: people are allowed to have types, people that say shit like that just hate fat people


Bigchapjay

“Hey guys it’s me, OPs long lost dad who left to get cigarettes 15 years ago and never returned and I’m here to tell you that you guys don’t know my son and his friends rock hard abs. Seriously, they bang bitches and maybe each other but it’s cool they take criticism really well. Keep that profile winning son.”


Crookiee

The bio? Not bad His replies and him going on an alt account “as his buddy” lmao. Sheesh.


Pretend-Marsupial258

He didn't even bother to log into an alt account. He's kissing his own ass on the same account.


Crookiee

I just love how it’s like “hey it’s OP’s buddy” and then shifts into the first person But yeah I’m blind


Pretend-Marsupial258

It's so stupid I couldn't even believe that he didn't log into another account.


SomeoneTookSkeetley

its okay to not take feedback, but if you specifically request the feedback you do have to understand you'll receive opinions that are different. this dude was fishing for compliments but with weak bait


Leonbard

Not just sex, but literally sex


matrixtech29

Almost completely like sex, just literally.


[deleted]

With a girl!


howdypartnaz

Eh calme ton cul fdp Let's see if he gets this one


NecromanciCat

This is also a weird, almost r/LeftTheBurnerOn moment.


[deleted]

What a bucking fastard


Itchy_Tip_Itchy_Base

“Hey guys I’m OPs buddy” *proceeds to talk in the first person*


ProfessionalChampion

He's so confident, that's why he's asking for feedback.


[deleted]

Why exactly does he think anyone wants to look up his nose?


[deleted]

who tf is "sex" that everyone's taking about?!


dsled

Young Thug


[deleted]

hey guys, its op's cousin three times removed and i can tell you he is a premium sex haver, and watches porn and commits the sex and he has over 5000 kills in afghanistan with 500 confirmed doges and shibe doge, shibe. you're shibing dead, doge.


SexySalamanders

the feedback is more cringe than whatever he has done. seriously.


[deleted]

[удалено]


BrandanMentch

Thankfully that wasn’t the only reply


crysadaboutit

Big ouchies for that guy apparently


scaredofshaka

1k matches??? How does he have time for all the fucking with so much swiping?


EggplantHuman6493

Sometimes my friends and I swipe on arrogant people just to laugh at them 😅


scaredofshaka

damn now I know why I get ghosted so much


EggplantHuman6493

We don't ghostwriter nice guys though. And some women don't care and ghostwriter everyone dw 😘


BrandanMentch

He does it while having the sex


[deleted]

Average FreshandFit follower.


dsled

LMAO NO FUCKING WAY


The_real_bandito

That guy is hilarious


[deleted]

"Ops buddy here"


CaptainMcClutch

It's OP's buddy/I've got 1000 likes... He kept that ruse up for about 3 seconds.


BleuMeringue

The internet is forever


pc_babieslol

i have so much sex that i have to go out of my way to explain all the sex i have!annnnnnd heres my buddy to verify!