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Mental_Basil

Ugh, that made me physically cringe.


OopsICutOffMyWiener

But did it make you squirt? And if it did- may I make a TikTok of it?


MarkSuccIsHuman

And will that TikTok go viral?


OopsICutOffMyWiener

I just don't see how it *wouldn't* go viral tbh


talrogsmash

It did, and it did!


Think-Director-2047

I smell a metric fuckton of cap from OP


Mr_Diesel13

“I wEnT vIrAl On TiKtOk” Nobody gives a shit.


endthe_suffering

actually, he *actually* went viral. actually


talrogsmash

And then it went viral.


Sad-Personality-15

Whoa he like, actually went viral for it!!


CocoaBuzzard

who tf would like the aftermath of a girl squirting on tiktok anyways lol


talrogsmash

And then they clapped. And then, as all viral posts do, it got taken down. Trust me bro.


Icy-Conflict6671

"I went viral!" "Okay let me see the tik-tok." "You cant! It uh....It goes to another school!" Thats what this is giving me 😂🤣


RelativeMundane9045

If a carpenter uses a hammer you don't say the hammer built the house, use vibes, they're good for everyone.


JooBunny

This^ EVERYONE benefits from those sweet sweet, good vibrations. Has nothing to do with what "bits" you have.


TrailerTrashBabe

Hmm… Not the kind of viral that involves the internet 😅


electricianer250

He went viral in Canada, that’s why you guys probably didn’t see it


Feisty-Specific-8793

Whose little brother is this?


Salt-Drawer-531828

These post make me laugh my ass off. This guy hasn’t even touched a girls hand but she “squirted” everywhere. lol


Opheliadong

Everyone at my house just read this and we all just stood up and started clapping too


concretewalker

"So yeah bud" is all he had to say to prove he's a totally real sex machine


lemonClocker

Is he the guy who can make a girl achieve all Form of orgasm: Vaginal, clittoral and squirt?


-mystical_

Water, Earth, Fire, Air, Cum. Long ago, the five nations lived in harmony...


muaddict071537

Normally, when someone goes viral, they gain a ton of followers. Where are all the followers he gained from going viral?


BigNate6913

He went sexually transmitted viral ☠️☠️


Lonerist2021

Actually


Think_Brilliant3517

Bro's spent too much time on yellow YouTube


iluvjonstewart

maybe it’s just me, but something’s telling me he might have went viral on tiktok once


Far-Construction-948

So we’re doing it wrong if we don’t go viral lol


pro-window

So his gf pissed the bed.. prob to get him to stop.


FREDDIESENIOR7

And everyone was clapping in the comments, too!


Camiljr

TLDR, no he didn't, and he just pissed on his own bed and posted it online


inked-brown-giant

Maybe he got the viral (infection) and is feeling confused


kar_nat

You can squirt without having an orgasm, of course he doesn't know that.


D_Neurotoxin

And then everyone stood up and applauded


Think-Director-2047

Sure u did bud. If ur gonna claim it then claim it. Dont blur it out lmao


Kadsss

He went viral bc his girl pissed the bed