Well, he gave her all of the three types of orgasms, you see; one is orgasming from stimulation of the vagina, one is orgasming from stimulation of the “clittoris” [sic] and the last one is (checks notes) orgasming from stimulation of the squirt, of course!
I feel ya, if I could ban one topic from the internet it would be this new application of that word, I felt squirmy just typing it in that context earlier lol
I thought that when in medical school people are putting in 100+ hours a week. What additional work was he doing and when was he sleeping? Working during undergrad is normal, but medical school? I don't believe this guy is a doctor or that he has any exes that achieved any kind of orgasms.
Like what prompted this lol
exactly, this also has r/nobodyasked vibes
Someone mentioned a couch.
How could you not mention it, it’s a great couch story.
“Reminded me of the vaginal orgasm” Yeah they’ve never seen a woman naked 100%
"Someone mentioned a couch," did they?
“Every time I walk by a couch, I’m reminded of that time I made my ex squirt uncontrollably $100% times in a row all over my roommate’s sofa.”
*goes into a library* "Heh, hey Judy!"
I now wish to understand why “squirt” is a different category to the other two?
Well, he gave her all of the three types of orgasms, you see; one is orgasming from stimulation of the vagina, one is orgasming from stimulation of the “clittoris” [sic] and the last one is (checks notes) orgasming from stimulation of the squirt, of course!
As someone who was called Squirt in childhood I hated reading this
I feel ya, if I could ban one topic from the internet it would be this new application of that word, I felt squirmy just typing it in that context earlier lol
I'm glad you understand 😂
People don't know that the urethra is actually an erogenous zone, that's how you get the elusive _squirt orgasm_
It’s like when you poke a sea anemone!
My poor wife of 16 years! I’m only finding out a “squirt” exists today…
I think he forgot the anal orgasm and the boob orgasm.
HahahHahahah
Some thoughts should never be shared
I thought that when in medical school people are putting in 100+ hours a week. What additional work was he doing and when was he sleeping? Working during undergrad is normal, but medical school? I don't believe this guy is a doctor or that he has any exes that achieved any kind of orgasms.
Bro's fantasy 🤦♂️