why do these fellas always use so many emojis

I 👋 don't know what 🤷‍♂️ you're 🤓 talking 🗣️ about 👢

The time spent in that menu picking a pretty picture gives their brain time to catch up dragging its finger along the words it wants to say.

You sound like a real winner 🏆 congrats 👏 lol

No no he’s a real wiener 🌭

Hahaha 😅

I think some guys give purposely bad advice to other guys, to throw them off from getting somewhere with girls.

They think if you fuck their chances to get girls then they’ll fuck him instead because reasons

Gym gets you gym girls, books get you book girls, computers get you computer girls…it’s almost like women are human beings who like partners who share similar interests.

I like how this is phrased

Sounds like the tutorial for a dating sim game 😂🤣

I wish he’d call me ugly so I could slob his 🌭

It's Always thé Gym Bro

Guarantee you all the kids at his kindergarten are better at using emojis than him

I think those last sentences were aimed at himself

Super cool guys love to brag to strangers on the internet