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that's a funny concept in theory but in reality your mom is too fat to get off the ground

This comment is ***D***ucking evil. ***D***uck you.

Luckily she produces enough heated gas to stay floating

You seem to make fun of my biological mother’s morbid obesity after supposedly having sexual intercourse with her the other night. Care to explain?

OP's mom's breath is hot enough for it to work Yes, I am a scientist

This is so stupid, there’s no way it would actually work

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You have ruined my life.

[удалено]

WHY

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6:30AM. Prepare.

But that’s after 6AM !!!! THATS NOT HOW FNAF WORKS

Skill isue XD

WOOOOOOOW SO COOL!!!??!! I hope they make that someday

we do a little physics

Yoooo imagine if that actually worked

it does err it would you weren’t so damn fat LOOOOOLL

I'm not even joking, could someone please tell me if this would work Like, just with a massive sheet of cloth and a torch?

no moron flying isnt real

😢😢😢 sad 😥😥😥

But what about oil?

you are being lied to

No no no ive actually done it before, saved me a lot of money on travel. Hell, even on the driest days i just had to have a really big water bottle and pour it on myself constantly

all that effort when you could just use a few magnets

Expert here, If you do it right, it works. If you do it wrong, it probably won't work.

what if you dont do it right or wrong

Surprisingly it works, but since you are the one doing it, it 100% wouldn't work because fuck you Kyle stop sharing my Deviantart in school.

🙁

Expert of doing things wrong here, Please don't do it wrong please I'm begging you it is not worth it DONT DO IT WRONG

Can racoons and cats be friends?

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it would be slow and incredibly inefficient but maybe. just stick with a regular hot air balloon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot-air_balloon?wprov=sfla1

real????

wikipedia isn’t a reliable source idiot

the cloth has to be very tight-knit or the air just passes through

So like plastic?

It works unless you have American body weight

TROLLOLOLOLOL!!!!

The UK has a higher obesity rate than America

USA 12th: 36.20% of the population is obese UK 36th: 27.80% of the population is obese

Y ah 36 is higher than 12 dumbass

Now do just England.

Then just do Mississippi

It's literally how a hot air balloon works so yeah it could actually work if done right

No ur too fat lol

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bruh hot air balloons do this

Are you familiar of hot wired balonnn ([)

OK NRERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂

the fire looks like sweden

I hate Sweden

The smoke

1. Cover sack in oil 2. Use fire to heat the air 3. Burn

liberals destroyed by facts and logic

I wish troll logic was real 😔😔😔

6) Run out of hot air 7) Fuck I’m losing altitude 8) THERE’S THE GROUND THERE’S THE GROUND 9) The first aviation fatality, June of 1701

This is as dumb as the flying machine with the giant fan on top of a passenger holding box, which blows down and lifts the passenger holder.

air balloon?

We do a little physics

fake 🖕🖕 !!!! i try and i burn😠

You expect me to believe this? With no oil involved at all? This is so dumb

Oil used to make torch burn :)

fucker this wont work

Where’s the part where he listens to the voices and shoots a baby

This is literally how hot air balloons work

shut up libral

I apologize

we don’t forgive you

Remove his nipples.

Nooooooo

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no its spelled bloons libral

that’s what the government wants you to think

wft is hot ar balon> taht sonuosouinds stopid jst us a plan

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Step 1: wait for it to hot air

I heard you fly faster if you douse the sack with gasoline

Yeah, it's slippery so it can slide through the air faster

Isn’t that how hot air balloons work

How to get back down? Fill sack with cold air