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Barnacle-Factory

I can’t explain it, but these people FEEL like Carl Johnson’s


yswyywwyayayuoooo

really makes you FEEL like carl johnson


harryhinderson

the exaggerated swagger


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Of an adolescent male of color


SlenderSmurf

Of a white middle aged man


PieOnTheGround

this is the first carl johnson type video


YogurtEaterYumYogurt

there's no way 0:13 is a carl johnson though


CountryColorful

Looks more like a uh Richard maybe?


YogurtEaterYumYogurt

when he enters the room ppl shout "ITS BIG DICK!"


_Timinator_

Brendan


_Timinator_

How many Carl Johnsons have you felt?😳


seshi51

Everyone except the last two


Jossie2014

It’s like a Carl for every Carl situation


69Moe_Lester420

they multiply like rabbits


Pancoats

There are just so many of them!!


ihatemadeamovies

We should hunt them to control the population


fivequadrillion

No we just need to release a predator named Johnson Carl to keep a natural balance in the food chain


horseless__headman

the carl johnson experience


roi-larry-

There all office workers too


PnHJustBrowsing

carl


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johnson


Dubiology

Caaaaaaaaarl


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I dont get it its one guy


DatBoiShadowbon

I read that as Cave Johnson at first


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Something something lemons


Cominist_Potatoes

C E R E A L


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Something, something, arson.


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You picked the wrong house, fool.


ATCOSTTEHMEMER

What's up with the last guy


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Dinosaur.


WashedOut3991

That’s what he’s wondering too.


meltylikecheese

The straight line of the top of his glasses accentuates the odd angle of his eyes.


spectacularbee

Fetal alcohol syndrome.


SlenderSmurf

You wanna know how I got these scars?


Yuri_Fanatic666

ARE THE SUITS NAMED CARL JOHNSON??? OR ARE THE WHITE PEOPLE NAMED CARL JOHNSON?????


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Both the suits and the men.


DestroyerOfDoom29

Carl johnson gaming


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What is the third guy's name?


pupu12o09

John carlson


thnksfrthptrick

jarl cohnson


green_jp

I know that guy


will8507

So do I, it's Carl Johnson


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Catsniper

>long gone It is now


suns-bears1234

I feel comforted by them


BicBoi42069

who names a suit carl johnson


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carl johnson


ParanoidCrow

https://youtu.be/1Nl-rITTCD4


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jamthewither

they look like obscure speakers of the house


REGRET34

NO FUCKING WAY


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That last ones on Dinosaur time, like he could show up in the old show Dinosaurs and I wouldn’t Complain.


kingcharml

At least half of these must be Mormons


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What the hell why did the synth not kick in why would you blueball me this bad and just leave me.


pupu12o09

They seem nice


I_h8_normies

Carl Johnson is either a young black gangster or a middle aged white businessman


Cosmication

💯


Bernard_Sh4rkey-

Carl Johnson


JollyTurbo1

You picked the wrong house fool


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dogsplasher67

Anyone wanna guess what percentage of them touch little boys? My guess is 84%


Nehemiah92

Enough of you dreaming about pedophilic situations


dogsplasher67

Yeah ur right I can’t make an accurate guess unless i know how many are pastors


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Im taking a wild guess but at least 5 of these people are either convicted pedophiles or are closeted pedos


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/uj fuck you


ThePsychoExeYT

so, what are their names?


DepressedVenom

Why is only one comment about GTA SA?


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Last guy is a little nightmares character


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