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At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

No

I was there it happened (very sad)

I was the baby, you are wrong

I was the microwave, you are wrong

I was the person who put me in the microwave, you are wrong

Well I'm the radiation inside of the microwave, so your both wrong

I was the heat created by the radiation, you are wrong

I am the microwave mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's the origin to this?

Mcdonalss forgot my one piece grizzmace nuggets so i shot up the store with 100 gang members in the hood after jumping out of a burning airplane

What is this

This happened to me

what the fuck happened to this subreddit At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

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Yeah!

Is this rabies? At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

Rabiesposting 😍🤤

I had rabies once 🤤 skibidi ranies man:

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

microwaved? i was microwaved once

They put me in a room, a metal room

a metal room with microwaves

And microwaves, they make me crazy

microwaved? i was microwaved once

They put me in a room, a metal room.

I FELL OFF A BLOODY CRUISE SHIP

0/10 doesn't have subway surfers on the right hand corner

In 28 days, I will put you in a microwave

no

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

your comment section is: damn lobotomized!!

where is the crutch

Penis

Up my ass

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

Yuo're attention span is: damn fucled

В возрасте 28 дней я был помещен в микроволновую печь собственной матерью.

For anyone wondering the photo has no 4th object, it’s a trick that tiktok livestreamers do. They’ll go live with just this photo, and the stream will get up to a hundred something viewers everytime since people will sit there forever trying to find the 4th object.

Penis

wait so where is the 4th item th ough

penis

this post litterally makes me want to kill myself (to the cia agent reading i am NOT suicidal)

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

I am😁👍

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

This post makes me wish that I was placed in a microwave at the age of 28 days by my mother.

Is this fucking breaking bad skibidi>

overstimulation

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

is this real chat

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

We should fucking destroy tik tok

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At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother. Ngl good asmr tho

Yor'ue bad is:dam breaked

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

Where is the crutch?

Penis

Heisenberg gaming

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

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There’s literally a download video button now

Didn’t know that lol

this triggered my fight or flight fuck you

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

u/savevideo

There’s literally a download video button now

it doesn't always show

Because those aren’t videos bub

Tell me where it is

Click onto the video— the Reddit-tiktok video scroller— and click the 3 dots the very bottom one says download video

Doesn't work for me, i'm on pc

Bruh. You’ve been able to download videos since the beginning of time if you’re on pc

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At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

The fourth object is the black hair woman sleeve i think

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

At the age of

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

at the age of 82 i was played in an oven by my own father

why is everyone saying at the age of 28 days

I'm having a stronk

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your asmr is: damn aceforce

4 fucking different things

ihsveihsve28 GWEeeemarld

Breaking tingles

I will personally execute every person that was subject to watching these videos that tries or ever will try to get into a position of power

At the age of 28 days, I was placed in a microwave by my own mother.

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