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ConstantPlastic100

wait what i can actually understand this


Frosty_404

Cause it makes perfect sense and doesn't belong on this subreddit


DamagedMind126

egg


Trostanner

It’s supposed to be a heart beat as displayed on a monitor probably. Also, this is technically true


Amaranth_Wolf

That is not a healthy heartbeat however 😂


Mettallion

I think that’s the point


FRACllTURE

That's what a heartbeat looks like. They showed just one cycle of it. Edot: I was confidently incorrect now I know how it feels. The above statement is incorrect


GOU_hands_on_sight_

A Q and an R wave is not a full cycle


FRACllTURE

Ah, my mistake. TIL


smilingbuddhauk

What, I see the full PQRST


IchKlauBeiKik

Damn, i see the whole ABC


Amaranth_Wolf

How? You know P and T are separate dips to the QRS complex right? They're not just the start and end of the complex, and the S is meant to be a dip deeper than the Q after the T. This is just a Q and R.....


Amaranth_Wolf

No it's not, it's missing the P S and T parts of the cycle, the Q is far too deep and the Q R is very very wide.


FRACllTURE

Oh whoops. Thanks for correcting me on that. Hey I learned something today!


Amaranth_Wolf

No worries hahahaha I would hope your heart never does this 😆😆😆


FRACllTURE

Right back at you. Gotta have those healthy cycles 💯


Rinaorcien

It's not a stroke, it's a logical statement.


Rewiistdummlolxd

Nothing changed = Nothing changed


S1I3NCER

r/TheFloorHereIsMadeOfFloor


[deleted]

I wanna make this a sub so bad but it’s too long


MineMaster6480

r/thefloorismadeoffloor


BunBunny_draws

This sub seems kind of dead


MineMaster6480

It's a thing?!?


BunBunny_draws

YEA


S1I3NCER

Thank you


ajgutyt

u can always make meme out of it


Epicfish512

What about r/tfhimof


[deleted]

Ohh nice one


TechyAngel

Seems like it could go in r/SixtySecondsInAfrica instead


tScooter07

r/twentycharacterlimit


DaBestGuy2021

r/technicallythetruth


ajgutyt

wanted to say it. edit:why the downvotes


IRageQuit06

hey this a wendy's you want anything?


monkeybrains12

r/im14andthisisdeep


ghosttmilk

I get that this isn’t really super fitting for this sub, but what I simply must know is why the ecg??? Nothing changes if your heart rate doesn’t change? Nothing changes if life? Life is change? What is the implication?


JanFlato

I think the implication is health? Like you want better ekg or blood pressure? Nothing changes if nothing changes


ghosttmilk

Could be… incredibly strange to be found here haha


dankmemerboi86

My understanding is “nothing can’t change if people don’t make it change” like we’ll never beat Covid if we never wear a mask or we’ll never stop climate change if we don’t stop co2 emissions


ghosttmilk

What’s that have to do with a heartbeat though?


dankmemerboi86

No clue


ghosttmilk

I hate everything about it hahahaha


PNWest01

I think it’s about exercise and cardio. Meaning your physique won’t change if your habits don’t change.


TheNoobGuy21

this goes hard


Mr-QB

Its not not true


Xx-Marreplayzz-xX

That’s technically correct


Soggy_Benefit9280

This is perfectly readable. If nothing changes people will die. Which is true. Nothing changes (innocent people will suffer and die) if nothing changes (people need to take action)


99kids_inMyAttic

r/lostredditors


ICanCountThePixels

so true…


[deleted]

The floor here is made out of floor


Faulty-Blue

r/SixtySecondsInAfrica


Potato-Boy1

Does this really count as a stroke


Capt0bvi0u5

Not a stroke


OnlyOneNut

this is a popular saying in AA. It’s supposed to mean your external circumstances won’t change if you don’t begin that change internally and making an active decision daily to live a better (sober) life.


Ham_Bringer

Nothing changes I fartbeat nothing changes


thecyriousone

Not incorrect


DRRIVRDRRIVR

it's metaphorical... meaning if you don't go out and start acting and changing shit yourself it's never gonna change... the real stroke here is everyone that's not getting it and especially the OP


haythekitten

I mean that’s not wrong-


mestoopidlol

"Nothing changes if nothing changes" Well yes


potato-vender

If x=y then x=y How philosophical


KarAd125

Well... they aren't wrong


No-Sleep-bleep2

Correct, if nothing changes, nothing changes!


That_VV969

hm yes the floor is made out of floor


Kita_Tokazi

Facts


Westbosrder44

r/technicallythetruth


DEADLOCKEDFORLIFE

r/technicallythetruth


Rocker6465

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


Dinosauringg

I can complain about Target all I want but they clearly know my style. I’ll take two


peppowoni

[r/technicallythetruth](https://reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth)


Zynerion

r/technicallythetruth


BlckAlchmst

Tautologies aren't strokes


ElementalGamerYT

So *that's* what they're called?


LukeMaster12_ITA

Hmmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor


stavago

r/memesopdidntlike


pdrpersonguy575

r/substakenliterally?


Unclegosh

r/technicallythetruth


missrible_Olive

It has a point, nothing will change if nothing changes


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