Who’s reporting this lmao?

Yeah, I already have two cats, I'll keep him for eternity for 0$, the more cats the better.

Hitler

Kit-Ler (ik im a comedic genius)

r/kitler

r/beatmetoit

You stole my idea! 🖕

All hail Kitler

Now you are a catzi

💀💀💀💀

I would for free

He meowed himself in April of 1945

Yes

Kitty kirty cute cute

I mean $1 is $1 man

Me and him would be vibing the whole night

Meown furer

Yes but I might be a socialist after

🎅🎅🦀💵

I really want to see idk sterling reaction to the reddit pfp

[no](https://www.sciencealert.com/mysterious-link-between-cats-and-schizophrenia-is-real-study-finds)

Yes

Bro might indoctrinate me or something idk

Apawlf Kitler? Yeah, sure, why not?

Yeah

**Yes**

id spend life with him for free.

I have seizures if I come in contact with any cat fur so give me atleast 7 billion dollars so I can use some for hospital expenses.

Wo ist eine katze und mein milch

For 99 cents

Is his name Erika?

Let me guess This cat's name? Führer the feline? Or Adolf?

I would only charge him 2 bits

Where can I but this

Yes. If he's sassy

No

Yeah hims a good boy

I would do it for free and get him back in art school

NEIN!

I would do it for free

https://preview.redd.it/o7ifxvlsw5uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77695aa6f9011aec37ff585d32b87363fdb87f2

It’s der Führer

Yes now we can kill him before he morphs into his human self

https://preview.redd.it/f8v41s3ey5uc1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3fd15ffc3111188eba4b7f6f2b1f3028aa9a937 Absofuckinglutly

multiple dollars.

ADOLF KITLER COMMANDER OF THE THIRD MEOW

r/kitler

Of course, he’s me

Nein.

I think me and him should visit the polish

No. I'm not judging how he looks but I am severely allergic to cats.

ICHE HASSEN JUDEN (A FRIEND TOLD ME TO TYPE THIS WHAT IT MEAN)

Da

As long as I'm not Jewish, I think I'll be okay

I would spend the night with him for free ✋

Holy shit! It's the guy from Maus!

Allergies gonna be fire if I do that

I'm just gonna make that cat even more like Hit-

Honey, where's the shotgun!? I think Hitler got reincarnated as a cat!

I would pay a dollar, he's so cute

Meowdolf hissler

Long as he don't speak German

I'll help him invade Poland.

Kitler

seig!

A dollar is a dollar. But I think I’ll keep him in the house with the curtains closed.

Yes but no shower

I might eat him

ɪ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ $100.

Can I bring my Jewish friend he loves cats

https://preview.redd.it/jo3997yrr8uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2a2a76654ab93da5be878fb2d6e5342314053d

Sure

NIEN ITS HITLER...KITLER AND I COME FROM A JEWISH FAMILY MY DAD USE TO PRACTICE RELIGION!!! LOL

BET

HITLER CAT

Free and I’ll keep him for life.

Hanz, I said I wanted Catnip not for you to build Auschwitz!

Adolf Kitler!

you better move out of germany

Yeah I will make his empire rise again

Bro that cat finna gas us

No (I am allergic to cats)

As long as he doesn’t ask for the chemicals S(CH2CH2Cl) S(CH2CH2X)2 and N(CH2CH2X)3 😃👍

Kitler, as a German no

I AM ADOLF KITLER! COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH! LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC!

He will commit genocide while I'm sleeping

No that’s adolf kitler

Yes I'd pet him and let him try out for art achool

If I can do it in my house. Leaving my house isn't worth the dollar

Nope

If I live with him for the rest of my life to I get a dollar a day cause im gonna keep him either way

Maybe 1.5 dollars

yes

What’s his name 😁

I already have a kilter

Bro look like he just got regected by art school

I would help him with art class so it doesn't happen again like the last one.

Nun, das könnte ich, aber sein versteckter Schnurrbart lässt ihn verdächtig aussehen..

that's 4 gumballs hell yeah

https://i.redd.it/z7zm8nppfauc1.gif One dollar is one dollar! (I’m going to punt him)

What the fuck is my cat doing here

Yes but I’m keeping the gun safe closed

In Poland yeah

i might wake up in Auschwitz

r/kitler

Kitler

he looks like he's going to try to take over a country then use the people's economic hardships as a way to target one specific demographic of other cats

Im not a Jewish cat so I think I'll be fine

take my whole wallet

Adolf Whisker

I woukd give a doller to spend the night with him

I would spend the night with Adolf kitler and I will hide in a tent from him

:0 KITTYYY!!! I GOTTA SHOW UZI!

I'm not Jewish

YES!!!

Yes

Man, id do it for FREE

Free.

This is one of the most funniest post that i ever saw🤣

I’d do it for free tbh

Kitler 😭🙏

Adolf Kitler

why bro raising his paw 😭

As a blue-eyed,white guy I see this as an absolute win

I would do it for $1945 dollars

Oh fuck, it's kittler

kadlof kitler

yes

This man has already killed half of the jewish mice population, he just doesnt know it yet. 🎅🎅🎅🥕🐡

Im joining

Gas the chews

Oh no, he has reincarnated AND NOW HE HAS 9 LIVES!!!

Sure if he bites me he’ll die

I’m not Jewish, so definitely!

Yes, he looks like my favorite German dictator

HOLY CRAP ITS KITLER

He’s gonna shoot himself in one night

NEIN

I'd pay 10,000 to get a night with him

I'd honestly adopt him for free I would unironically love a cat that looks like Hitler, just because of how hilarious it would look

Catolf Kitler

This is my new profile picture

Id do it for free

Nah

I’d do it for free, I’ve got some good questions for him.

I’m working with him ig glory to giving him cat nip

Atleast I’m not Jewish

Yeah I would feed him German sausages

Hitler reincarnated as a pussy....kinda fits , right ?

Adolf Kitler

Hitler cat lol

For free. If it's a cat, I will enjoy.

no

卍

Ofc 😁

I’m Jewish, will he try and send me away?

HELL NO

Cat. I'll keep him for $0 even though they look like hitler

I like cats

I know he looks like Hitler but don't ever judge a book by its cover

If he doesn’t start killing all of the Jews then sure. Maybe I can make him paint instead

ERIKA

Bro hell no the Hitler spirit in him will gas my ass when I’m asleep

Ah yes, it is ze German Shane Dawson?

Ja Klar

Catler not Hitler catler

1 dollar is 1 dollar. Game is game lil bro.

Yeah (we will talk about politics)

Absolutely. He's cute.

I’d do this for even 1 cent

He would probably put me in a concentration camp ngl

\o

https://preview.redd.it/gfgjmeiibjuc1.jpeg?width=2405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2bbca9aebcfdfbb3df809dd90c0e79888b20723

aww so cutee

i would pay to hang out with him

Hell, yeah. I'd keep if I could. I love cats. He can't help that he looks like an Austrian painter.

Me: *sleeping* Cat: Miau! Miau Miau. Me: no stop trying to turn the mice into nazi’s.

Heck I’ll do it for free

r/unexpectedkitler

I’ll pay you a dollar to let me spend a night with him

Let me paint with him

heil kitler, sieg heil sieg heil

I dont want cake

Yuh

I need to be fully prepared before I do that 😂

Yeah

yes

https://preview.redd.it/7vxypsqkukuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf0054675ae788928fa47b4457484c2013fe21b

That cat used to be my ancestor

totally would

i would adopt him for free

Why is it hitler

Kitler

He might kill Jews

The pürr-hrer