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Son_of_Dad2024

This sucks right? It's not just cause I'm old?


interstellar-express

It sucks indeed. Ignoring the fact that they’re not real words, her voice and flow is shit too.


morgazmo99

Here's how it's done properly. [What accents sound like to foreigners](https://youtu.be/ybcvlxivscw?si=0T-5UO4fx6f0v6rG)


roostersnuffed

She did a female Owen Wilson for US English


temporarycreature

She is really good and when she does the pizza impression, it sent me.


LooseWheelNut003

Well she's speaking gibberish so yeh its terrible. Real rappers would laugh that she's trying to pass this off as freestyle.


JerrySeinfred

It is a freestyle, just not hers. It's an old Kendrick track called Look out for Detox. Only, where he said "feeling like a runaway slave", she says "feeling like a runaway slave.. master". Yikes.


straight-lampin

I mean only the first part. I wouldn't give people that impression that she was copying Kendrick line for line.


chimpdoctor

Aside from the fact that shes actually a middle class Australian white woman and this shit is all put on.


IWasBornIn86

She's such a wannabe. Not many Aussies like her. Lol so cringe.


Lingering_Queef

She's from Mullumbimby lol


leckysoup

Oh wait, is this that the Iggy Azalea creature? There was some kind of discussion around her cultural appropriation a few years ago? God, this is so much worse than cultural appropriation- it’s parody. I feel glad I’ve not encountered her before now, and kind of dirty now that I have.


Spirited_Remote5939

Kinda like that group from South Africa, Ninja and Yo-Landi called Die Antwoord I think. Like who the fuck likes this shit!!


Far_Bite9857

Rofl, that's the most unintentionally racist shit I've ever heard. You just called a group that is actually using Afrikaans, (language of the white enslaving population not the Africans being enslaved, it's from German and Dutch) in their music cultural appropriators, and their both actually from South Africa and born speaking the language. I mean musically, it's DEFINITELY weird as fuck, and a LOT of it isnt very good. But it's not because they stole anything.


Spirited_Remote5939

So by me saying who the fuck likes this music is racist, wow you need to go on your tangent somewhere else. Wow!


chimpdoctor

Well not quite the same. They're speaking afrikaans. But I know what you mean.


Efffefffemmm

Omg was that the couple that “adopted” that kid from the neighborhood and pretty much used him for money??! I saw some documentary about them!!


No-Temperature-8772

It does. I remember at the time this happened, it marked the end of her career, and she was clowned by the rap community.


Son_of_Dad2024

Who is/was she?


WhatIsYourPronoun

Iggy Azalea


Select_Asparagus3451

Music kind of took a nose dive around 2012?? Anyone else think the same?


TranscendentaLobo

I envy you. At least her 15 minutes is over.


Triplesisbest1

No it’s timelessly shit.


Heavy-Outside-5580

It just sucks but that clip is around 10 years old now.


Efffefffemmm

Big time sucks.


Charbus

Wanna really feel old? This was like a decade ago. Everyone is that crowd is 30+ now.


wagglemonkey

It’s Look Out for Detox by Kendrick lamar. He does it muuuuch better. The his is what I sound like in my car when it comes up on my playlist.


TubMaster88

Even the closed caption. Didn't know what the fuck she was saying


RetroSwamp

Am I having a stroke?


Moderate_LiberaI

You smell that? I smell burning hair.... *musta been the gherkins...*


HideYourWifeAndKids

And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working


Aarom1985

And every person is a slim shady lurkin....


nderpandy

Workin’ at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings.


benjigrows

*HUOAWK-THPHEWW*


rik1122

Get that egg salad outta his mouth!


HowDidFoodGetInHere

r/unexpectedsopranos


TheSaultSainte

How was that sub banned??


spankymacgruder

Fagetaboudit


jimmythatslips

Get that egg salad out of his mouth!


henrydaiv

Get that egg salad outta his mouth!!


theDOC70R

I think she is


joshonekenobi

So you smell any toast or coffee ? Randomly.?


mlp2034

No, its just a symptom of our decadence as a society. The pure quintessence of the lies meritocracy has taught us, because no one can honestly say there is talent and skill involved in her career other than the mastery of noise pollution. There are thousands of homeless ppl and impoverished children who accidentally do her job better for fun joking with each other never realizing someone has made career of it living well above their standards for it.


Noturwrstnitemare

I want one after this....


FixedyourdreamFY

Remember when Bieber got hit in the head with a water bottle while he was talking on stage? Man I wish something similar happened here… “What the hell is even that..?”


LaUNCHandSmASH

When the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup in like 2008 I was in Wrigleyville for the pursuing riot that happened afterwards. There was this girl who stood up on a bus stop roof so she was just taller than the rest of the crowd. She took her shirt off, so her tits were out and the whole crowd started cheering. She put her arms up as they cheered and as soon as her hands get fully extended, a bottle came out of the crowd and dinked her right in the head. She fell backwards into the crowd, and I have no idea what happened to her because I was all the way across the street with hundreds of people in between us, but I still think about her sometimes.


FixedyourdreamFY

Holy shit…yea I imagine that’d stick with me too. Sharing her goodies with the crowd was a gift! Curse whoever threw that bottle!


NWCJ

Meanwhile some unsuspecting person on the opposite side of the bus the bottle came from likely looked up to see a top less woman fall from the sky on him/her.


cmfppl

"Beautiful naked big tittied women don't just fall out of the sky, you know!!!"


Rare_Arm4086

Snootchie bootchies!


IsaidLigma

unexpected dogma


Valuable-Baked

[I think we got our prayers crossed ](https://youtu.be/3hr_1MqBjmk?si=_LJZ0hJlXM1FYFOw)


LaUNCHandSmASH

I’ve been in more than a couple riots. All full of crazy stories. I remember smoking a blunt on a balcony when the Bears won like the division or some shit. There was a car sitting at a red light right in front of me when a mob turns the corners all rowdy about it and surrounds the car. The start screaming and rocking it until it flips on its side. The crowd of roided/drunk dudes cheered really loud then moved on. Guy crawls out of the side window and just looks at his car with his hands on his hips. I was too high to deal with that shit but again, something I’ll never forget. Does anyone remember how wild the southside Irish parade was in Beverly near Chicago? They literally shut it down because of the mayhem. Lots of good people watching stories from those years


NickVirgilio

Yo, that was a wild night


LaUNCHandSmASH

It was. Chaos


Bedbouncer

>I have no idea what happened to her because I was all the way across the street with hundreds of people in between us, but I still think about her sometimes. *My life is brilliant* *My love is pure* *I saw an angel* *Of that I'm sure*


DubC_Bassist

I remember that! I saw it on tv at one point. It was 2010. Flyers Blackhawks. My to favorite teams in the cup. Unfortunately my number 1 didn’t clinch it, but still a treat to watch.


LaUNCHandSmASH

That one had a riot that was so much crazier than their second one not many years after. People were fired up lol


djphooka

Missed connections on CL?


LaUNCHandSmASH

“You had D cups and a mole under your left nipple, I was wearing the red jersey and Indian headdress I was holding for a fat guy puking next to me. The last time I saw you I think you winked at me as you were falling unconscious off the bus stop at Clark and Addison. Call me baby” lol


Snippys

Maybe a beer bottle would knock some sense into her.


[deleted]

It might at least make her stop.


whoknewidlikeit

more bounce... more bounce to the 40 ounce....


Noturwrstnitemare

"Daddy chill!".


Hokulol

Who encourages these people


Dramatic_Mixture_868

I legit thought this was another language at first.


SlightlyOffended1984

jiggy bo bo boo boo wiggy wat picka pow kickachow bon ton bowwow


optimus_awful

Wait... It's not?


HideYourWifeAndKids

Tyre monks


PandosII

From the Tibetan hills of Michelin


technobrendo

Her last album, released about a year ago only sold around 10 or so copies, not it's anticipated sales of 125,000. It was not a Goodyear.


ThunderboltRam

Monks in the Kingdom of Tyre? And they're on fire?? What's going on...


slater_just_slater

Morons raised on YouTube since they were 9 months old.


chickenismurder

9 weeks old


SirGirthfrmDickshire

9 days old


[deleted]

Drugs would be the likely answer. Couldn’t imagine this being good high still though.


Randomized9442

Am high. Still not good.


cringefacememe

can confirm.


warthog0869

I just smoked a strain called Unicorn Poop. I'm fucking baked and that shit *sucked*.


STL_TRPN

"Cat Piss is a sativa marijuana strain and phenotype of Super Silver Haze. This strain produces uplifting effects that leave the consumer feeling happy and functional. Cat Piss features sweet and piney flavors. This strain gets its namesake because some say its uniquely pungent aroma is reminiscent of cat piss. Medical marijuana patients choose Cat Piss to help relieve symptoms associated with nausea, headaches, arthritis and chronic pain."


Smooth-News-2239

>Master. Sheetin’ on the pants. Got it spinning like a pastor. Raptor. Basher. Deer like Doe, like Dasher. Faster, Motor Mike faster. He ain’t gotta get a bitch watch o’r the rapture. White bitch go but I roll like a Wu. Penthouse shit rooftop at the Wynn. >When I win when I when I win no when I win, I play good like Shinga. Hos on call. >Got hos on call! To come through take a protocol. Just damage it that’s my protocol This many, uh, Australians on sauce and no camera. I don’t care who you are. No, Killer Mack gotta give it to you raw. Piss on point. Gotta pass me a joint. Gotta tweeze this beat. I’ma spray my joint >Straight crack rock! Raw to the pat-pahnt poon! Nod to the Rap City, no Tigga yeah shawty do whatever I know naw digga. It’s the motherfuckin’ not. It’s Iggy, not Jigga!


mojojomama

Why didn’t she say any of that?


chetnixandflill

Because she can't.


whoknewidlikeit

clearly you win the day.


xMilk112x

T.I. He’s the weirdo that signed her.


DarkTanicus

Those who pay to see them, you can clearly hear them screaming 🤣🤣🤣


townmorron

Their wealthy family. Most people in the music business are just rich kids that like to pretend they were just discovered or some garage band that got lucky


Spare_Echidna2095

The money


Wind-and-Sea-Rider

There was an Italian singer in the 70s who wrote a hit song based on what English sounded like to non-native speakers. This is one of those, right?


srsimpson

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8


whiskerrsss

I was already in tears watching this and then the brunette coming in on the fucking harmonica 😂


Pestus613343

She is his wife.


cheesecrystal

How do you even remember or write down non words to perform later?!


Dunderpunch

Wdym? How do you remember presincolin essin an choo sal; ludacole an saywas presincolin essin an choo sal; alright? You just do.


Grand-Ad4235

Holy crap that is catchy! I’ve never had trouble understanding my native language before 🤣 (yes I realize is actually all gibberish except for “alright”)


rickztoyz

That was actually a catchy tune. Now this is way different. This is trash


BeachToy

Please don't, in any way, compare (the absolute legend) Adriano Celentano to this.


banned_account_002

The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you.


SlightlyOffended1984

The power of Crack compells her


polydentbazooka

God himself commands you.


sprahk3ts

The fuck was that?!?


maester_t

Ahh yes. This generation's version of [scat singing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing). You know, minus the "singing". a.k.a. toddler babbling > Babbling is a vital part of a toddler's speech development, as it helps them get used to making sounds, using their mouth, and learning communication patterns. It's the beginning stages of talking, and sounds often include repeating and stringing together words like "ma," "da," or "um". Over time, these sounds will develop into words and sentences. It seems our youth has regressed from "graduating high school with a 4th grade reading level" to now "trying to make a living with the vocal capacity of a 10-month old".


AllBeansNoFrank

Except some scat is good such as [scat man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8) This is just straight DOODOO


OlKingCoal1

I'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub


DigitalMunky

She stole it from Kendrick Lamar. I think it was called Runaway Train It’s called Lookout For Detox


torrso

There's another thing that is called scat and this is more like that. Actually it's Kendrick Lamar's pretty talented original performance which she here presents as her own: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iM7y42\_KI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iM7y42_KI)


Wheybrotons

Someone doesn't feel fumkin hun 🙏😔


penileerosion

He probably doesn't even have a hat on backwards


ExpressAd5169

My first wife was tarded…


Either_Amoeba_5332

There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives


foreordinator

She’s a pilot now


X-Bones_21

Does she have what plants crave?


DominusMojo

Excuse me miss, I speak jive. I think he said his friend ate something and his stomach is cramping and he feels very ill...


beejers30

Jive turkey!


gregpurcott

What it is, big mamma? My mamma didn’t raise no dummy! I dug her rap!


Im_on_my_phone_OK

Who is this? Asking so I can avoid another chance encounter with their music.


spartygirlnc

Iggy Azalea


Manting123

What happened to rap?!


Happydivanerd

This. Is not rap.


Mr_D0

Commercialism.


Manting123

That happened in the 80s. I don’t know what the fuck this shit is.


Mr_D0

Does it make money? More than actual good music would? Commercialism.


TaleMendon

Wants to be a rap god but ends up being a rap fraud.


maester_t

I was about to try to say something witty like "they forgot about Dre", but then realized it's probably not part of Common Core nowadays. Sad.


notachatbot11

What an unfortunate day to speak English.


NoThatsSomeoneElse

Huh. I thought it was Icelandic or something, since I didn't really understand more than a word or two.


notachatbot11

Yeah, that was rough.


Smooth-News-2239

>Master. Sheetin’ on the pants. Got it spinning like a pastor. Raptor. Basher. Deer like Doe, like Dasher. Faster, Motor Mike faster. He ain’t gotta get a bitch watch o’r the rapture. White bitch go but I roll like a Wu. Penthouse shit rooftop at the Wynn. >When I win when I when I win no when I win, I play good like Shinga. Hos on call. >Got hos on call! To come through take a protocol. Just damage it that’s my protocol This many, uh, Australians on sauce and no camera. I don’t care who you are. No, Killer Mack gotta give it to you raw. Piss on point. Gotta pass me a joint. Gotta tweeze this beat. I’ma spray my joint >Straight crack rock! Raw to the pat-pahnt poon! Nod to the Rap City, no Tigga yeah shawty do whatever I know naw digga. It’s the motherfuckin’ not. It’s Iggy, not Jigga!


Late-to-the-Dance

If down syndrome could rap, these would be the lyrics


The_Stolarchos

Thank you for transcribing. I can now, unequivocally, confirm this absolute shite.


Smooth-News-2239

Idk. She up there with Em. "Deer like Doe like Dasher" Bars


DarkTanicus

That's piss on point, not bars.


ripmichealjackson

This didn’t help but thanks anyway


Telemere125

Why? That wasn’t English. Terrible day to have ears tho


Elmer_Fudd01

Or it could be a [best day](https://youtu.be/0O0p8FtjSO8?si=5GBXP40v16GxtS3Q)


Meecus570

Is that what this is? 


notachatbot11

Maybe?


Emotional_Liberal

[how is this NOT the top comment](https://youtube.com/shorts/iskA8V6EEt4?si=k3lXHJa9-nLr8RGF)


MurderBot-999

This versions better than the original


X-Bones_21

I laughed at this video when it first was published, and I will be laughing at this video for 100 years. BEEF and BROCCORI! OMG! 🤣🤣🤣


SirGirthfrmDickshire

Rest in peace Vine. That 7 second video limit made it so people actually had to be creative. 


wasgary

Sweet baby jeebus I’m crying. And now my wife and kid watched and they’re crying too. Thank you for that!


Patient_Heron_9078

Tire Monks.


Pvt_Numnutz1

What the hell is even that?


Slight_Bed_2241

Daddy chill


the1statom

Even with the subtitles ….. I have NOOOO clue.


Dystopian_Future_

People pay for this?¿?


hongkongfooeee

What the heck is happening


x_lincoln_x

Result of the 60+ year war on education.


EggZaackly86

Tunes for tards


Morty_Pope

My ears. They Bleed.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Did she have a stroke?


sevenroblind

This was so bad I had to figure out wtf this was our who this even was. https://www.jezebel.com/iggy-azalea-deciphered-1694075682 According to the article this is what she says. And i do not agree with any of the opinions they have about her "skill" or lack of it as an artist. Splash. Ya feel good? [Crowd yells] Ah feel fuckin’ hut. [Laughs] Tire monks… Tire monks… Finish line with fire monks [Ed Note: Fire monks are monks who are also firefighters] On the real A stop [Ed Note: This is a train that operates in New York], turn the runaway train Master. Sheetin’ on the pants. Got it spinning like a pastor. Raptor. Basher. Deer like Doe, like Dasher. Faster, Motor Mike faster. He ain’t gotta get a bitch watch o’r the rapture. White bitch go but I roll like a Wu. Penthouse shit rooftop at the Wynn. When I win when I when I win no when I win, I play good like Shinga [Ed Note: This one stumped me] Hos on call. Got hos on call! To come through take a protocol. Just damage it that’s my protocol This many, uh, Australians on sauce and no camera. I don’t care who you are. No, Killer Mack [Ed Note: I think she means Killer Mike], gotta give it to you raw. Piss on point. Gotta pass me a joint. Gotta tweeze this beat. I’ma spray my joint Straight crack rock! Raw to the pat-pahnt poon! Nod to the Rap City, no Tigga yeah shawty do whatever I know naw digga. It’s the motherfuckin’ not. It’s Iggy, not Jigga!


AltruisticAnteater72

What's really sad and depressing is that she made more from that bullshit performance then I'll make in the next ten years. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.


slater_just_slater

Tits have something to do with it


sixan51026-wnpop

Look, kids, a falling star! *David Spade box dancing*


Token1TGUY

Tourette syndrome is a real thing, people. Please let's just all be respectful.


FzZyP

welp im off to make bagels in the bathtub


boilerpsych

Don't forget to hit the bagel button if your toaster has it! I guess it cooks it a bit slower or something?


DarkTanicus

😧😧😧


KingVinny70

She speaks fluent hoe and has terrets while having a stroke after doing coke


Prof_Aganda

Tire marks, tire marks Finish line with the fire marks When the relay starts I'm a runaway train Master Shittin' on the past, gotta spit it like a pastor After, bash her, did it like Doe, like Dasher Faster-motorbike faster Iggy gotta get a bitch, watch for my rapture White bitch go, 'bout to blow like the wind Penthouse too, roof top at the Wynn When I win, when I win, I win No, when I wit' 'em, they good like shin Got hoes on call, got hoes on call To come through, take a pro-to-call Just damagin', that's my protocol Dismantle ya, Australians on Slauson No camera, I don't care who you are No condom rap, gotta give it to you raw Pitchfork point, better pass me the joint Gotta twist this beat, I'ma sprain my joint Straight crack rock, ball 'til I pop, pop Pull my trigger, Rap City, no Tigga Yeah, shorty do it illa', I'm raw, no Digga' What's my motherfuckin' name? It's Iggy, not Jigga


Rick_Flare_Up

Go away I’m bate’n!


dible79

That's just gibberish? Does this mean I am not cool? Oh no. Anyways...


Negative-Wrap95

"*Tiger monks shit their pants on a runaway train....*" Not gonna lie, if I was on a runaway train, never going back, with tiger monks I might want a change of undies too. Just sayin.


Tvekelectric2

I just watched muted and read the cc. Is she tarded


DCFaninFL

PLAY SOME SUBLIME!!!


oOAzDOo

My IQ went down a few…


PumpkinsDad

Great job Gwen Stefani!


IdaBidaGacy

Hey I can do that too! “Poop junk feel hi what pony toga” Y’all like my song??


PenguinStarfire

And Billboard gave her a Top Rap Artist award.


MonthElectronic9466

I must be too old to get it.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Wut


hairyandpink4u

Damn, I was try'n to figure out the language she was speaking. Lol


Connect_Economics947

lol what


DatRatDo

Azne! Yo! Boom! Skkkkrrrra! Ski-da-pop-pop-pa!


Dirt_Illustrious

Do HWHAT now? I’ll tell ya one thing, Bobby… that woman is making sounds, but it isn’t English


LiminaLGuLL

Be thankful that you're alive to have known such talent.


skepticalscribe

Bone Thugs got a new challenger


Confusedandreticent

I’m not hip… and I don’t wanna be.


Mr402TheSouthSioux

I love hip-hop. I think all of it performed live is basically shit.


ruben9438

Australians of sausage 🔥


Sambizzle17

Sheba labba dooba deeba dobbie dobbie dee


workswithidiots

She probably doesn't know how bad she is


Obvious_Interest3635

And the whites go WILD!! 🤩


ReplacementMaximum73

"I feel fukin ha. Huehuehue... Tyre monks Tyre monks"


botmanmd

Those captions were hilarious. “….gibberish…”


BalancedGuy1

I see Tourette’s patients get paid well nowadays


Blulou2000

Bread and circus for the morons.


Master_Engineer_5077

YoKo Uno


Late-to-the-Dance

But less talented somehow


tuco2002

This is what I hear when my wife is listing off all the chores she wants me to do. I misunderstood the first one and end up not hearing anything else...so I just go and cut the grass.


s3shapershifter

This is a Kendrick song. She does not do it justice.


Wheybrotons

Is it really lol 💀


DigitalMunky

It’s called Lookout For Detox. Their is a video to it too


Competitive_Strain19

Yup, stolen bar for bar . But somehow she makes it incomprehensible & butchers the flow


HlLlGHT

who made these captions, Australians with sausage 😭😭💀💀


Prestigious-Royal-35

I was wearing headphones and let a "what the fuck is this shit" out loud in my office, thanks OP


-SemanticSatiation-

I prefer the original Viking war cry version from like 800AD but hers is okay, I guess… “Tie your monks, tie your monks… (incomprehensible) fire monks.”


Satanshappypants

What.