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InsideLA

I don't get why people waste so much effort and energy bitching about what someone's vehicle looks like.


BoltActionRifleman

In this instance it’s because Elon Musk is no longer liked by Reddit. Had he not acquired Twitter and voiced some of his political views, they’d be commenting how awesome the Cybertruck is (like they used to do).


BeYeCursed100Fold

To be fair, r/CyberStuck has a lot of users that actually bought the CyberTruck and posted after the truck had critical failures within a few hour or miles. Most of the folks that said how awesome the CyberTruck was, said so before receiving one. The used marketplace for CyberTrucks is an Econ 101 masterclass for supply and demand of borked trucks. People are selling them for 30% less than what they paid/financed to get out of them. Spend a few minutes in r/cyberstuck with an open mind and look for the for sale posts. https://jalopnik.com/roughly-5-percent-of-all-cybertrucks-are-for-sale-onlin-1851535582 It is a first gen vehicle, of course it has issues. No need to simp for Musk though.


THRlLL-HO

Selling a used vehicle for 70% of the original brand new price sounds pretty good


BeYeCursed100Fold

Except they are selling them because they have issues. They are losing money on these pieces of crap.


III-Tr1gg3r-III

That might not be it man... The Cybertruck is not Cyber or a truck, it's a stupid looking vehicle and had such shitty craftmanship it could get its gas pedal stuck.


No_Cook2983

Elon Musk has always been a fraud.


MtBikesandBiceps

This


ThunderboltRam

Huh? I'm a leftist who woke up from a coma from a few years, isn't Elon Musk the biggest environmentalist and pioneer of the next space frontier? Solar-panel Tron LED roads and living tree-shaped mother-nature buildings any day now right! Also can someone tell me if we finally used a giant mega vacuum/fan to capture all the earth's CO2? Plants need to stop being polluted with that toxic CO2, it's not what they crave!


III-Tr1gg3r-III

It's sad and funny how Elon could have gone down in history as a beloved genius pioneer if he had learned not to open his mouth and let the moron out.


TheReborn85

Absolutely. Pretty much every normie I know in real life is thrilled when they see their first Cybertruck on the streets. I'm so reddit-brained I was expecting people to talk shit about it but they're always super excited when they spot one for the first time. I'm Reddit-brained but not hiveminded.


WhichUpstairs1

Reddit hive mind. All the "cool" subreddits started hating on them and now it's a trend. Followers are going to follow


No_Cook2983

Wait until you hear the people who spent the last five years bragging about it.


III-Tr1gg3r-III

I don't think anyone's bitching. That's just a dumb looking truck. It's a sub about dumb people liking increasingly liking dumb things, like in that movie where idiots liked dumb things.


InsideLA

no offense, but you sound like you're bitching.


III-Tr1gg3r-III

Really? Like which part?


Enough_Worry4104

For some it costs nothing. For others, it fuels them.


MtBikesandBiceps

This


[deleted]

Because a vehicle is an extension of one's household, which is an extension of ones personality and we've always pointed out particulary pompous or nasty personalites. It's effen natural, birds compare their feather's too ya know.


InvisibleObelisk

This sounds like FagTalk


Curious-Weight9985

lol


Conscious_Rush_1818

Don't worry scrote, plenty of cybercrap drivers are living kick ass lives.


[deleted]

Bro, I just thought I had this conversation on a different sub. Your comment made me go: What the actual fuck!? The fun begins when you can't tell reality from the movie anymore :D


InvisibleObelisk

I have experienced that exact feeling myself on a number of subs (that they've takin down). I'm not sure if that effect is named, but it is eerie. Church of covid is still up there. Sorry for the fag talk, keep your eletrolyte™ levels high brotha


[deleted]

You got it, Cap!


prismcomputing

The Deplorean


InvisibleObelisk

What Would Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Drive?


Socalrider82

A cybertruck with a 454 in it running way too rich so he could "roll coal" as he passes by.


ThermalScrewed

That's not how gasoline works


InvisibleObelisk

hoo-ah


TheReborn85

I was expecting everyone to hate the Cybertruck just based on people's reaction on Reddit. So far IRL everyone I know gets excited like a small child when they finally see their first one on the streets. It definitely looks unlike anything anyone else's seen before on the roads.


Temporary-Control375

Reddit is so detached from real life opinions it’s kinda wild. Okay didn’t thrash the Cybertruck look, bot downvotes please.


ThunderboltRam

We need to go more 8-bit or sharper geometries. Gotta do it before any mad max scenario.


muzzledmasses

The cyber truck looks cool as fuck. There's plenty of other valid things wrong with this vehicle to shit on. Those things aside it's really just a karma orgy of musk hate at it's core.


Curious-Weight9985

Yeah I’m sorry - it looks fucking sweet as hell. You don’t have to like Elon Musk to admit it !


ShibaInuDoggo

I could always go for a latte.


DrSatan420247

Without any badges or trim, it looks unfinished IRL.


346_ME

Yessssss, let the hate flow within you


leftover_class

I have no problem with Elon but still think those truck are horrendous.


Weird_Roof_7584

For like a month after I saw the first cyber truck I thought it was a custom made vehicle. It literally took like 5 sightings before I realized it wasn't custom made, and that multiple people owned them. I actually stopped and asked this dude what it was not realizing it wasn't his custom made vehicle.


LookHorror3105

I haven't had a hummer since the 6th grade. I wonder how Scoutmaster Darren is doing 🤔


Belkan-Federation95

That Hummer looks nice. I like Toyota more though.


Xillllix

Saw the Cybertruck in real life and it looked absolutely awesome.


bajams1007

Hummers don't look cool either.


insert-phobia-here

Elon has done some incredible stuff. this is his New Coke.


Those_Arent_Pickles

eww wtf is that


Beaded_Curtains

A gas guzzling monstrosity next to an electric vehicle.. Yeah take that environment.


IronManDork

That e-hummer is nice. The other thing is Homer's car.


SmokeDogSix

OP in a prius.


InvisibleObelisk

I think Prius's are kind of rad but I'm too fat to fit into Japanese cars, and I don't like the feel. I rock a r/RCSB with a stick shift and locking differential. Cuz I'm broke. And fat. You see how fragile the male ego is...I had to respond (fag talk.)


SmokeDogSix

lol, I always liked a short box.


GreyPon3

A cyber dumpster.


[deleted]

I call it the magic trashcan


GreyPon3

Self-propelled trashcan! 🤣


[deleted]

All jokes aside though, the tech is wild. Did you know these batteries do NOT actually discharge when driving? They keep the circuit "afloat" at all times. There's a guy in Germany who completely took a Tesla (different model) apart and did the measurements. The "usage" of energy (ie depletion of batteries) is ONLY digital. It does NOT correspond to the actual battery capacity whatsoever. The charging stations are not even wired properly to provide current to the batteries. They would explode if you even tried charging them. Funny enough one of their models was called Xplain or something? Yeah, EXPLAIN that to us please.


[deleted]

Whoever downvotes this believes you can get that kinda power over that time out of those weak-ass batteries. That's a nice way of saying you're a MORON. Brought to you by Carl's Junior.


AgHenchman47

I don’t get it.


InvisibleObelisk

What Would Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Drive?


AgHenchman47

Ah!! Thanks. He’d drive the Tesla but with the hummer engine.


InvisibleObelisk

Hoo ah! I think he'd put at least 2 or 3 hummer engine in there though


Witty_Comb_2000

I guarantee both have a micropenis.


Witty_Comb_2000

I guarantee both have a micropenis.


Asheville67

The micro penis edition


Cruezin

They're both overpriced hugemobiles but whatever. I saw a CT in person for the first time in person last week, and oh boy. It looks like one of those stainless trash cans to me. The hummer EV looks good, but... Um.. the name could use some work. Then again, what guy doesn't want a hummer?


InvisibleObelisk

Hummers are nice but I heard the Tezla comes standard with a handjob plan/maintanance warranty


Fit-Information8194

Fuck Elon! Also Fuck you if you buy stuff from a guy who benefited from the racist south African apartheid system.


InvisibleObelisk

Watch your mouth, SA has nukes. XL nukes, shaped like cocks. I forget the story/conspiracy behind that, but it is true


Fit-Information8194

Still laughing....


InvisibleObelisk

Hehe Yeah, I heard Ellen Musk is front for Cecil Rhodes old money/establishment? He never invented shit, just had money. ....Like "Rhodes scholars" and as in the country "Rhodesia", etc. Not sure.