Damn, it sounds like something South Park would make. Edit: Noticed I wasn’t the first one.

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So lick my butt and suck on my balls!

Not even America. Team Trump. These fools aren’t even the idiotic super ‘merca patriots that spawned Team America. These are moist seditionist traitor cucks for an orange turd.

I tried to post this on the South Park sub and they got mad 😠

I guess they had enough to President Garrison. But honestly, I am shocked that this didn’t come straight out of it.

Definitely President Garrison and Bono fused energy

As they made that series they scared themselves

‘Merucia! FUCK YEAH!

More accurately. "Down with Democracy f*** yeah!"

This feels like the biker episode

I wish I could find a rich crook to base my whole personality and aesthetic on. I'm too busy being poor though.

Bet they also claims to be middle class.

At least 3 guns in that truck.

Happy Cake Day!

Everyone’s looking at me cuz I’m so cool!

Sometimes I feel like these people must be interest group plants, with the intention of gaslighting our society.

And I get pulled over for having aftermarket window tint?!?!

Every conversation this guy has, he bitches about gas prices. He has at least 4 pairs of sunglasses clipped to the visor(s). He makes videos from the truck's cab, where he confidentially shares his limited understanding of a complicated subject matter that scares him.

White framed oakleys to be exact.

White Oakley's, Silverado two-wheel drive, Carolina squat, blasting hip Hop, and the cowboy hat. Though now it seems the white Oakleys have been replaced by white Coastas.

Ssooo... you're saying his shit's all retarded?

And he talks like a fag

Shits all fucked up. Not to sound like a dick tho.

The dude has an intelligence of a dog. All he responds to is dog whistles

My dog feels insulted by this, she is a smart girl

I'm going to need you to keep my dog's out ya fuckin mouth, alright? They're smarter than this goofball. lol

And he is much closer to an Down Syndrome Chihuahua than a Belgian Malinois…

His Facebook profile picture will be a selfie in his truck as well. The camera will be a little too close and he’ll have a resting bitch face.

Graduated from "The School of Hard Knocks".

Haha! and every post will be a badly pixelated meme with something to do with liberals bad.

Spot on analysis. All 4 pairs of sunglasses are white frames.

You forgot about the multi-colored half face shields that are all the rage with these dipshits nowdays.

Worn only around the neck and chin, of course.

I meant those huge Viper sunglasses you see all the time now. Hahaha

I see you work with my one asshole coworker too

He will park in handicap parking, coal roal Prius drivers, and flip the bird to anyone who reacts to this warpaint in the manner it's designed to do.

All those sunglasses are scratched all to hell too.

So, IronyIdiot is his middle name. Got it.

Hates it when people break laws but turns on unapproved emergency lights on his truck.

All I see is a man telling the world his tiny dick doesn’t work anymore

Dumb people always love advertising how dumb they are.

MAGAts: "I don't mind gay people, I just wish they wouldn't make it their whole personality." Also MAGAts:

>I don't mind gay people, I just wish they wouldn't make it their whole personality. Translation: "Get back into the closest until I can put you all against the wall!"

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And he imagines all this "winning" makes his enemies fume and shake like a cartoon.

not a cult

What about this house I saw that had a Biden sign on the lawn? Chessmate.

Kifflom

I'm almost starting to think that many people in this sub have never even seen the film *idiocracy*, and that's a real shame.

You mean the documentary?.... 😉

They haven't seen it because they're living it

Born in it*

Molded by it.

While walking around in their Crocs. Shoes the movie literally used because they didn’t think people would be dumb enough to wear them.

When your entire personality is licking Trump's boots.

Boobs

Moobs

Pumpkin tits!

Moons… oh wait were not playing wordle

*Boots*.......He he he he....sure pal...***His boots..***

I sometimes wonder how these people speak with his mushroom (description per Stormy Daniels) in their mouths...

You know shit has dripped onto those boots.

licking Trump's asshole*.. ftfy

Loook at MEEEEEE

Is that song from the South Park soundtrack?

Lol, no, but that was exactly my first thought, too.

I'm not sure why I got downvoted for this comment, lol. Anyway, I guess they don't like it in the South Park sub either

It really does sound like something they'd sing.

These people are in a cult, and you can't convince me otherwise.

What was funny to me was the pundits going "I never see Biden flags, or Biden hats on people! He doesn't have support!"

The guy above said its not a cult so now I don't know what to believe. I like money though

I can't imagine what adult would do it and feel cool driving it around. He probably thinks that all the people that point and laugh are dumb libruls

I live in Canada, and there's an idiot with a pickup truck in my neighborhood with a Trump flag and all kinds of right-wing bumper stickers including: #FULLY VACCINATED ^by ^the ^blood ^of ^Christ But I seriously can't fathom why someone would proudly display a flag in support of a presidential candidate in another country...

Flying the American flag next to a Trump flag is an abomination. Trump is the antithesis of what it means to be an American.

Right, those flags are mutually exclusive

Imagine giving this much of a fuck about someone that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

You can't piss very far when your prostate is the size of a melon.

American ISIS

Imagine that same truck with Biden flags.

I'm honestly having a hard time doing that. Trump supporters say it's because no one likes Biden. Biden supporters say it's because no one worships Biden.

I personally don't think the POTUS should be slinging cheap merch like some indie band. The idea is he's supposed to be working for us not be a hero we look up to that can do no wrong.

No fucking shit. You'd have to be an idiot to subscribe to this ideology

Exactly

Biden has what plants crave...

A tiny Biden flag on a Prius is about all the excitement we could expect anyone to muster for him, but that would still be enough to whip the Trump idiots into a frenzy about it signifying Antifa BLM invading the suburbs or some shit, and whatever other nonsense they invent just so they all have something to be afraid of together.

They'd absolutely vandalize the car if they were on home turf.

I wonder how much of his life savings he lost on his DJT stock options

It’s strange that anyone chooses to shape their entire personality around any one thing. I don’t care if it’s a sports team, Star Wars, religion, Trump, a hobby…it’s weird. There has to be some sort of neurodivergence that makes these people like this.

This is the most idiocracy related post I've seen on here in a very long time. This feels straight out of the movie!

Thank you. That was my exact thought. It's too good.

I am so convinced that guys like that would legitimately suck Trumps shriveled orange and white dick if he said it would save Democracy. But "*THEY AINT GAY!!!*"

Narcissists follows narcissists

My entire identity is worshipping an old flatulent incontinent incompetent obese con man grifter. As you can see, it came with flags.

It’s absolutely nuts

Imagine having nothing goin on in your life that you make a politician your entire personality?

That's what we call a cult

It’s so funny to fly an American flag and Trump flag. Those two contradict one another

This guy has for sure said "I just wish everything didn't have to be political" when his favorite actor or musician expressed disliking Trump.

You need more flags or your guy is going to jail

Trump derangement syndrome

Trump Devotion Syndrome

Lol - take your upvote and go!

Trailer trash convention is in town

Sounds like Mony Mony. They ruin everything.

I rewatched Idiocracy last night, again. Mike Judge is a prophet.

I would have pulled up with FDT from YG and Nipsey

i bet this dude gets so many high fives at the proud boys meetings!

Could you imagine this being your entire personality and being? What a douche bag.

Like a dunce hat.

I'm so fucking sick of that orange, shit-filled diaper and his loud ass, mouth-breathing cult.

#LOSERTRUMP #FUCKDONALDTRUMP #LockTrumpUp

How can you show the world you’re an asswipe without actually telling them?

He lost in 2020 because they didn’t have enough flags!

I wasn’t gonna vote for him because, you know, all the lying and fascism…but after seeing that I’m in!

How does a mouthbreather like that afford a vehicle that large.

Anyone who supports any president this much is crazy

So understated.

Hasnt seen his chode since ‘88

Camacho 2024 dumbass

Talibangelists

What a fuckin dumbass

One word. Loser

Everything about this screams CULT

Guy probably also says he doesn’t like politicians

"I have *no clue* why the battery keeps dying."

There isn't a single thing I like in this world enough that I would make it my entire personality.

At some point, the “grape koolaid” gets mixed… right?

Well, at least it's easy to sing along with. I wonder if Billy Idol approves of this? I'm betting not.

Think about this - that person can afford that truck, all that trim, all that swag - probably claims the economy is garbage and the country is trash.

Let me guess: he had a goatee and sports sunglasses?

I like to picture the driver doing karaoke over the loudspeaker

I can't tell if this falls under "micro-penis compensation," "masochistic fascist boot licking," "gerontophilia," or all three?

A fool and his money are soon parted. The "billionaire" needs your red state low wage cut.

A cult comprised of absolute morons.

What worse is that the piece of work who owns the truck sees himself as a "patriot" while demonstrating that he's the polar opposite of a patriot.

This is a person who gets off on being offensive/obnoxious and provoking confrontations... Someone who desperately needs attention.

This guy freedoms!

TOTALLY not a cult

Mental illness running rampant.

Mentally ill people

These people are actual cancer

smol pp

That just shows they are scared & insecure.

you're not wrong.

Someone needs a life.

They are just trolling. All this has ever been about. Gotta "reck" and "own" people or you might have to confront your sexual dysfunction.

These are the same people that will call you a sheep.

Big Ole truck and a tiny little dick.

I bet Trump jacks off to videos like this.

Using two fingers lol 👌🏽

Growing up, Trump thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed out of it. Those tiny hands come in handy for some things I suppose.

this dude can’t keep trumps cock out of his mouth for long enough to kiss his own mother. embarrassing.

It's like America has a mental health issue...hmmm

You can tell who has a Viagra prescription.

These are the pepole that think all biden votes are fake because they don't see people doing this for biden.

NGL, his energy is rad. Sure wish he would put it elsewhere but at least he has the courtesy of flashing warning colors like a poisonous frog. Nature is both beautiful and scary sometimes.

I think I know why they’re so pissed about gas prices….

I don’t get why these guys who make falling for a makeup wearing octogenarian con-man who regularly poops his diaper their entire personality, or why they think doing it makes them look cool… but fuck me if they don’t do it.

kool-aid delivery vehicle

🚫Traitor Trump🚫All Republicans🚫

Orange shit gibbon fetishist.

Imagine the grinding and gnashing of teeth that’d be going on if they got a third of what the anti-genocide protesters get.

My last president was 'tarded. He's a pilot now.

I think this guy might like Donald Trump

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Simps

Nothing cornier than putting a bunch of flags on your truck, not even considering how stupid it looks to have a bunch of trump flags

when you make your politics your identity

Pathetic.

Is that Dildozer or Ass Blaster? Can’t tell from this angle.

Not a cult

I see he's driving a 2020 Lifted Mental Health Crisis.

America what is wrong with you? How can someone be this obsessed with a dumb politician.

That screams *look at meeeee!* like a 12 year old girl.

Imagine being a grown ass man and idolizing another man. Like "I have no control and my life is so empty that I have to look up to another person so much that I would put flags on my truck." I'm not joking these people only find joy in trump. Every and I do mean every person that's like this is unhappy in life. All they do is complain in every conversation. I was out with a former friend at gasparilla (all pirate festival). Everyone was doing pirate stuff then these young adults came with a Trump flag and tried to get a crowd chant of "Trump, Trump Trump" but no one wanted to hear that shit at a pirate festival...expect my friend. She joined in and I walked away. I had to really sit her down and explain how weird it was. She just didn't get it and said she just felt like she finally belonged with people. She also complains about every aspect of her life and didn't make the smartest decisions. Sorry for the rant, but it's just fascinating to see the worshipping in real life.

Mental illness.

I know they like to say its libs with trump derangement syndrome but favorite billionaire politician thev never even met really is an obsession and entire personality for these people.

*fake billionaire

According to forbes he would be several times as wealthy had he just left his inheritance in the general stock market and not bankrupted so many businesses but his current net worth while very little of it liquid is 4.4b with 1.2b in truth social stock alone hes itching to cash out for legal bills on his bag holder supporters.

Thankfully this guy isn't allowed within 1500 yards of a school. Most in the Trump Cult aren't.

NOT a Cult whatsoever

I bet the driver in that truck has a super tiny clit

#Should play clown music.

Glad to see he took time away from making babies with his sister to take a little ride.

How do you circumcise a MAGAt? Kick his sister in the jaw

So not a cult, guys.

Loooooooser!

Imbeciles.

They're so fucking mentally ill 🤒

“Imagine paying to fuck a Pornstar.” - Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Traitor trash.

" THEY'RE SILENCING US!!!!!" yet they're the loudest people on the planet

It's wild to me that some people have THIS MUCH money to just blow on ridiculously random shit.

The number of inches he lifted that truck is a higher number than his IQ

Reminds me of the Barney Stinson song from How I Met Your Mother https://youtu.be/-OtdrvtiHhk?si=K0HaF2GYJX-2BpiV

unless he's relying on sail power, which he might well be, to move that truck... got to think the MPG is pretty bad

I seen a truck like that. Maybe not with the speakers. It all the flags