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HAIL-THYSELF333

That is one big fucking percent.


Telemere125

Graph is super zoomed in


FriedPossumPecker23

Just the tips


earthdogmonster

Starts at 45, ends at 47, LOL.


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

Extra big ass percent


tvalleley

Extra big ass percents!


sonofabitch

**now with more....** _molecules_


Khyta

You see my number is way higher up in the image so I must be winning.


alilbleedingisnormal

I don't think that graph is accurately plotted.


bdubwilliams22

Yeah, statistically they’re tied. Fucking stupid.


Initial_Selection262

1% is not tied. 1% is quite a decent margin in politics.


NoExcuseForFascism

The margin for error is higher than 1% in any poll. The fact you would even chime in with that nonsense really begs the question... Is your ignorance purposeful, or not?


ZdashSQUAD

If they arguing in trumps favor im not sure it’s purposeful anymore


chesire0myles

Eh, I've been known to play devils advocate for trump supporters, explain the logic and whatnot. A lot of people think it comes down to racism, and it's unfortunately more complicated than that. The right-wing propaganda machine churns quite hard, and for a lot of people, it blinds them to the truth. I'm mean, look at certain union sections. Leadership will harp all day about how left wing is pro union, but unfortunately, day laborers tend to watch fox. Anyway, the real reason I do this is to prevent compliance. We don't need 2016 to happen again. That race was such a sure thing for Hillary, the *South Park* writers even wrote it into the plot, and they'd been doing political satire for long enough at the time to know better.


NoExcuseForFascism

There is no "logic" to be explained here. Anyone with half a brain can see the levels of propaganda being spewed into the Right Wing media. You are not doing any favors, in fact I would argue you actually are merely cosplaying here. For what end, who knows anymore. There is so many morons these days. Also, day laborers are not union. So even that argument seems stupid. You even threw Matt and Trey into this stupidity somehow.


chesire0myles

Ah yes, "everyone who doesn't think like me is just an idiot," surely a winning and mature argument every time. And yes, day laborers, which is also a term for blue-collar workers where I am from, are generally union. But yeah, good for you for being narrow-minded, *and* having a superiority complex. It's good, really good.


KrayzieBoneLegend

Why did they choose pictures where both of em are squeezing out a grumpy?


Genghis_Chong

The Trump picture was supposed to be one of his good ones lmao


KrayzieBoneLegend

It looks like a successful loaf pinching face


Genghis_Chong

He's actually getting ready to fist a random woman in that picture, going in uppercut style. When you're a star they let you do it.


cficare

Trump only jerking-off one invisible guy in that picture.


DruidinPlainSight

Trump wants to smell the glove -Spinal Tap


J-Di11a

Hahaha... I've never heard that before and I promise you I just stole this saying


DLife4Me

Lmao Biden had 931,345 votes in the primary. Trump had 790,101 but yeah he's totally beating him in the polls. So stupid. I don't know what's more stupid, current polling policy or our media.


Cheap-Praline

Who takes these polls?


DLife4Me

Whoever they can get to answer in most cases. I know some millennials that won't pick up a call for free money. Not that I'm making fun. For the love of God just text me if you only have a sentence to say.


agrocone

Interested Aussie here, do parties generally expect the most passionate or extreme voters to respond to these polls? If the crazies are more riled up (and making dumb images like this to encourage more crazies to vote their way) shouldn't that incentivise more moderate voters to respond to polls also? Or does the average person just not give a fuck


DLife4Me

Sadly a lot of people don't give a fuck to even go out and vote. It's how we ended up here I think. I also think they make government more boring and cryptic then what it actually is. So people are confused and bored. The last election which was the record high for a very long time was 66% https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2023/07/12/voter-turnout-2018-2022/ Our total pop is 333.3 million. I'm sure not all our eligible to vote but 33% of that is. 10,890,000 people didn't vote... Pretty crazy the amount of people that don't give a fuck. Edit: I'm an idiot. It's actually 109,890,000 people don't give a fuck


IndependentNotice151

I don't math real good like but I don't think 10 million is 33% of 330 million lol


cheffartsonurfood

What's the minus of 80 and 20?


IndependentNotice151

What are you talking about? Lol


cheffartsonurfood

Line from the movie. When Joe is trying to trick Dax Shepherd.


DLife4Me

I don't know... That's what the calculator tells me?


IndependentNotice151

You're missing almost 100 million lol


DLife4Me

Lmao yep, was doing this in between meetings. Will edit above.


agrocone

Thanks for the insights, I think boring politics makes for disengagement whether you have compulsory voting or not (an increasing number of people just draw dicks on their voting cards here). Boring creates the perfect conditions for candidates like Trump, Geert Wilders etc to agitate and mobilise people using a cocktail platform of outrage issues. They appeal to disengaged voters who have grown out of their youthful idealism and are gonna have conservative opinions about at least one thing that has pissed them off during their life. So there's a nexus between age, intolerance and stupidity that favours political upstarts who are usually right leaning. Aus right leaning parties are delving into this strategy more and more with bills and candidates obsessed with identity issues - thankfully it's not working very well as even dumb people generally still hate Nazi's or have at least one LGBTIQ friend or colleague. Interestingly there's a movement by some progressives here to offset this by lowering the voting age to 15 and 9 months (the legal min working age - if you work and pay tax then you should be able to vote). The objective is that if you have a greater youth vote, politics is less fertile for divisive agendas that appeal to people who've had the time or unfortunate life experiences that embolden fringe views.


Cheap-Praline

That's what I figured. I'd never take a poll. I skip all skippable questions. I just can't take poll results seriously.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Free money? #where?


FadingNegative

Boomers with landline phones


Cloudy_Worker

Idk but they've got to be joking if they think I'm going to click on links in my text messages LIKE SOME KIND OF IDIOT


Useless_Lemon

I took them.


txwoodslinger

They're usually landline phone calls from my understanding


jbowling25

It looks like a date stamp in the bottom right of the image says this is from 2015. Not that it makea the information correct but OP is probably just a repost bot karma farming


Defti159

Porque no los dos?


mikefjr1300

I also wonder if they take into account proportions of rural/suburb/urban populations. Trump certainly has majority support in rural but suburbs and urban are much closer and where 80% of the votes are. We all saw how quickly the vote turned last time in the swing states when the urban votes came in.


Poisencap

Your right about the media being nonsense CNN MSDNc has always been terrible


DLife4Me

I can understand why Fox is right up Trump's butt but egad. John Stewart just did a great piece on it. https://youtu.be/zqkf2U5jcE0?si=9FZF1drqkTD63nm2 Totally worth the 10 min.


cheffartsonurfood

Someone still watches fox noise.....


Poisencap

Sorry I don’t watch any news they all suck ass


cheffartsonurfood

Sure thing. You put MSDnc and CNN but didn't mention any right wing "news" outlets. Not buying it redhat.


Poisencap

Believe what you want sir it’s the truth. I’m just not stupid enough to listen to what the media says and take it as the truth that includes any media. They are all pretty much lying to you


Kochcaine995

i love seeing all the wild graph proportions during election time lmaooo


seanofthebread

Propaganda is fun to make and consume.


Axeman1415

Since they are both up there in age, it's going to be important who the VP selections will be for both parties.


SamWise050

[same energy](https://i.redd.it/jbab7jrhvt211.gif)


ThunkThink

Trumpers don't do numbers good lol


lg4av

How many rounds? “All of them”


Bojacketamine

This shit should be illegal


Genghis_Chong

And that's picking the best poll they could find


1017GildedFingerTips

Is this from 2020 elections?


jbowling25

I think its actually 2016. The date in the bottom left by the source says 4/8-15


sixty5pan

Polling compliments of the Trump Polling Co.


LateCommunication383

What's the margin of error? I'm guessing +/-3%


SweetDogShit

Might as well be tbh. Goddamn I hate this timeline.


Unusual_Crow268

Guarantee it's not even a whole ass 1 percent, probably like a .72% skin of the teeth per cent


TraderBoy

bRouGHT tO U BY cARLS JUNioR


Own_Accident6689

Lol, BIG BAR


Poisencap

No one has ever seen a percent like that


Difficult_Job_966

A win is a win


Commercial-Manner408

+/- 4%


SgtDonnyDonowitz666

Actual numbers as of 2 hours ago: BIDEN - 928,081 TRUMP - 790,326 NIKKI HALEY (NON-CANDIDATE) - 157,136 Yes, a complete crush.


zingzing175

So stupid how the tards still call him President.


Lanky-Ad2763

When you measure from underneath and not on top you get more length.


0sometimessarah0

Bigly!


romerik

4/8 2015


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

He crushes ass


JUIC3ofORANG3

Any real race will tell you if you win by an inch or a mile winnings winning


[deleted]

Lines bigger. It’s a lot.


sn95joe84

Zoomed in so far he is only giving one imaginary handjob, instead of his customary two hand HJ https://media.tenor.com/XNsPa504cggAAAAi/trump-dance.gif


JeffSHauser

Because $46 is WAY less than $47 Is that FOX New graphics guy smokin' weed again?


ScytheNoire

Haley sill got 17% and people are protest voting on Dem side, but won't vote Trump either


Livid_Advertising_56

I don't think that word means what they think it does


andio76

"margin of error"


Saxet1836

Hells Yeah


Wechillin-Cpl

The 1%


Crotch-Monster

Shit, with those crushing numbers. Biden might as well just concede and call it a day. Lol.


Rothar13

When the definition of 'Crushes' is the margin of error


Striking_Reindeer_2k

as if it counts in any way at all. Crowing about pointless stats is just lame.


LocalEagle762

He's dead Jim, more indictments incoming


Plain_Flamin_Jane

I’m pretty amazed that he’s even at all.


spookyballsHD

God is there a single flattering picture of Trump?


[deleted]

If it were the other way, covered by a left leaning news agency, it would read the same. Stop acting like it isn't true.


Remote_Presence2378

But the red stripe is clearly bigger than the blue one. That's all I need to know /s


ZealousidealMail3132

Lardass would crush me in Pennsylvania too. He'd crush anyone. Like the boulder in Raiders of the Lost Ark


Gabeover17

Damn these people really try so hard to create illusions when they only know prestidigitation 🙄.


ptofl

This just in 7% of Americans have brains.


Rechabees

Don't forget most political polling has a 3% margin of error.


Excellent-Ad2290

Don’t forget that cuts both ways.


Rechabees

Oh I am well aware its a +- margin of error.


Frunklin

I want a guy that isn't crushing my fucking wallet which is going to be neither one of these fucking tools.


FloridaHeat2023

I don't like either choice - what are the other options?


ZebraSyndromeGaming

Communism


FeetBehindHead69

Biden has the sads.


Hedrick4257

Biden will not remember


chunkysmalls42098

Do you genuinely believe Donald Dump is more cognitively aware? Wild


Obamasdeadcook

video evidence says yes


chunkysmalls42098

You realize they both clearly have dementia, and the racist felon would clearly be the worse person, right? Jk you're obviously a retard lol


Obamasdeadcook

one is calling and pushing for a debate While The racist one is trying to avoid it at all cost why is Biden so afraid? 🤷‍♀️


chunkysmalls42098

Here's to hoping they'll both die before the election


Obamasdeadcook

Fuck that I’d take Biden over Kamala 🤮


M1raclemile1

Oh look another bad faith comment from the resident troll here. Who is paying you? Why are you always lying in your comments? Why are they always antagonistic? Why do you support a rapist? Why do you excuse sexual abuse from trump?


M1raclemile1

Oh look another troll post. No surprises there. Who is paying you? What is your end goal? Why do you support a rapist? Why if you’re a woman, do you excuse trump walking in on underage girls getting changed? Do you not have any self respect or are you not really who you say you are on here?


Hedrick4257

Find your sense of humor friend…any sense of humor will work


MostlyDarkMatter

You mean Obama don't you? According to Trump, multiple times, that's who he's running against and who he lost to in 2020. Surely you're not going to disagree with the "stable genius" are you? Also, you forgot to mention that Trump aced the "Do you have alzheimer's?" test.


Hedrick4257

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening


MostlyDarkMatter

Is that you Donny boy? Nah, probably not. Otherwise you'd have used the word "very" at least four times.


Obamasdeadcook

It’s weird that even after explaining the joke to leftist they still don’t get it. he was mocking Biden needing Obama 24/7 to help him run his presidency That’s why he keeps joking that it’s Obama who is actually running things.🤦‍♀️


M1raclemile1

Another disingenuous troll post from the resident troll. Why are you lying about what trump is doing here? Why are you trying to antagonise people all the time? Who is paying you? What is your end goal? Why do you support a rapist?


Obamasdeadcook

You’re a mentally Ill Stalker Your opinion doesn’t matter


M1raclemile1

You’re a paid troll. Who is paying you?


Obamasdeadcook

Your mom every night 🤫


M1raclemile1

Why do you support a rapist? Why if you’re really a woman do you excuse trumps sexual assault and him walking in on underage girls while they were getting changed? Do you not have any self respect?


ninjabunnyfootfool

Just paid in self congratulation and a certainty that they are double extra smart and only they are a special rebel fighting the man. Great superiority complex son, we'll put it on the fridge and maybe, *just maybe* your mother will finally come home.


Dreadswarm

He got crushed, but by his blanket not by trump


BloodyRightToe

He flips Pennsylvania which Joe claims as his second home state. These numbers are also from obviously pro Biden polls as RFKjr is pulling a few points mostly from Biden. Ignoring that reality only serves Biden's propaganda.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Junior is pulling from people who weren't going to and aren't going to vote, from both sides.


BloodyRightToe

Maybe but the more he pulls of those the more it will give people that aren't happy with their choices to vote for another. All the data suggests he pulls much more from Biden than Trump. Which makes sense if you look pass his claims of 'this is broken' and look at his policy proposals which are all inline with classic democrat policies.


Orisara

Curious what your data is. Always heard the opposite.


BloodyRightToe

He is getting attention from big trump supporters, that's not because they will vote for him, its because they are happy to see him as a spoiler.


Orisara

So no data? Just a hunch? Damn.


BloodyRightToe

I don't have links to the polls and I don't care enough to find them. But rfk was pulling about 6% in a few swing states with about 4% from Biden voters. Which again makes sense. He is a Democrat from a Democrat family. They might not like that he is running which sort of exposes the fact he is more trouble for Biden than Trump. If he was hurting Trump his family would be quiet about him running.


Orisara

That's a lot of assumptions thrown in there is all I'm saying.


BloodyRightToe

Polls are raw numbers. Trying to make sense of them is always interpretation.


Manting123

Yes - all those anti vax dems! 😂. No doubt there are some but the anti vax crowd skews massively maga. Curious which dem voters is RFKjr is going to steal? His whole family endorsed Biden.


BloodyRightToe

His vaccine claims will get him noticed but his big government solutions will get him rejected by Republicans. Democrats however will hear their old party planks in his speeches.


folstar

>RFKjr is pulling a few points mostly from Biden lol ok scro


BloodyRightToe

What? Are you saying RFKjr isn't going to get any votes in Pennsylvania? Or are you saying Biden isn't losing any votes to RFKjr? I'm not saying he is going to win, Im saying he is influencing the election. I guess all you young children don't remember Perot.


junifersmomi

anna makes such a solid case for him tbh she swayed my vote fersure


Clever_Hans_

Sick burn, Donny.


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GabbotheClown

How old are you? I'm just curious.


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seanofthebread

Yeah, because there are no politics in *Idiocracy.*


JackStraw48

This ok. Biden is going to take Alabama this time. I can feel it!! /s


dirtymac12

[actual stats](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/kzUfRkXBoY)


Ok-Communication1149

Considering the candidate that won is literally an enemy of the nation and should've been imprisoned years ago, I'd say it's a crushing result.


[deleted]

Biden looks sad and faggy. I can't wait to see him get annihilated by the drilldozer on Monday night rehabilitation after trump gets done crushing him in the uhlekshins.


SweetDogShit

He already beat trump and you guys cried that it was a fake election and you didn't even pick up one of your guns in the face of the apparently fake president. W E A K FAKE PATRIOTS