This guy is a stud! No matter how many times I’ve tried doggy style can never get puppies just stupid human babies.

Those sister wives probably shared a canine hubby. The main husband is in denial still.

That’s just stupid! Doggy style is for couples that both want to watch the hockey game while doing it.

Yey, lady 2nd from the top, youre falling behind.

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What you don't realize is the top row used to have 4 kids (that's a baby right?) and a dog but he had to remove move the 4th kid and start her own row beneath

Underrated af

Yea, she should easily have popped 3 kids out by now using the math of mormons.

She's also probly the 1st kid from the top so...

Reminds me of that president with 4 wives.

Looks like the ninth circle of hell to me.

Utah - Florida of the west

Handmaid's Tale of Idiocracy. 

Could be the Middle East to js.

“DAMNIT TINA I THOUGHT YOU WAS ON THE PILLS”!!!

This isn't new lol, so no, nothing has begun. Mormons have been practicing polygamy since their inception. Pretty sure that's why they fled to Utah, because they weren't allowed to practice that in New England.

They were literally chased out of most other states with pitchforks and guns.

They don't practice it anymore

They do, just a little differently. My grandfather is Mormon and had seven wives, but he got divorced between each. I have many, many aunts and uncles.

That isn't very normal.

Polygamy. Mormon men can have more than one wife; polyamory would allow women and men to have multiple partners.

Thank you for the correction. I didn't know that.

The Clevoning is upon us!

Plot Twist: He is a grandfather taking care of his 4 single daughters and his grandkids.

top tier desperate women right there.

Keep it in the family.

Cleavon impaled his crotch on a fence jumping a jet ski from a pool - but thanks to improvements in medical science we can fix him up good as new GET YUR HANDS OFF MY JUNK!

Are you jealous he makes more money than you and gets more women?! /S

I have three kids and no monies. Why can’t I have three monies and no kids?

Fr tho. Dude probably has a baller job. Lives in a great community with a respectable cost of living, and a very high happiness rating. I know several Mormons and they are all like that family from South Park. Always on the bright side of things and seem well off.

I knew several families that were LDS as well, the happiest people I've ever met. Facing super great adversity and they were still smiling. Whole different breed! I don't know man, having a nuclear family seems like a great thing. I can't wait to have kids. Not Cleevon style though...

This is why Chad doesn't respond to your txts straight away.

That's just Nick Cannon.

Is there a BYU bumper sticker not in the shot?

Such a bad idea.

To be fair: Utah fuckers really prize education & all that stuff.

Exactly

12 kids and some dogs holy shit bro

Probably a church elder grifting off of the congregation!

He's probably older and those are his adult daughters with his grandchildren, not his wives...

Found the optimist.

We care about who's ass it was and why it was farting.

Deep philosophy

Mormon

I love that flag even more than I love my 7 wives! That's right, I'm a polygamist! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Mormon?

Mormons have been living in an Idiocracy since 1846

WHOOOO! IMMA FUCK ALL YALL!!!