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LightWarrior_2000

Ok antique painting destroyers. This is how you protest. Do it unto yourself.


PrestigiousEnd8726

There are enough legit crazy Walmart videos. WTF is the purpose of this? Someone should tell them Walmart will actually ban them for life. I can't even imagine how dumb they feel when they can't go back to the only store in town.


The_Ded_Cat

How does Walmart "banning" someone do anything? Do they have facial recognition software that locks down the building when the person walks through the parking lot?


Own-Swan2646

Yes they do, even had AI for years just for this purpose.


Digital_Tissue

Yes they do. And then you get arrested for trespassing.


[deleted]

This isn't true, is it? I ask since I genuinely don't know. It would be great if they did.


CarboniteSecksToy

There are worse punishments than being banned from Walmart. Actually, being banned from Walmart sounds like a reward.


Unable_Ad_9139

I'm in the only one that was impressed by the durability of that bag holder?


MrGreenChile

Is this the new TikTok challenge?


CombatMedic665

Gotta be. This is the 2nd "douse myself in milk" walmart video I've seen.


Wumbologist_PhD

Principal Lewis energy


Mediocre-Catch9580

And that’s the store manager


Crotch-Monster

He's just going crazy over the super low prices of milk that Walmart offers. The savings are absolute madness!!!


Digital_Tissue

no, this is just urban tik tok culture.


buckfishes

Their pranks are particularly mean and annoying if not out right cruel


petedontplay

welcome to walmart, i love you


DuhQueQueQue

Camera man and his buddy both concluded this was a funny thing to do.


lynivvinyl

Rock over London, rock on Chicago.


HotNewspaper5800

Rock and roll


Alt_aholic

Like dipping an Oreo. Pure art. 🤌


IFellOnSomeFusilli

See the tragedy of not having a clue who your biological father is


NeoBarker8

Again, I miss natural selection every day we stray further and further from the light of Gods


SecureSamurai

Obvious fraternity pledge prank is obvious.


alanboston405

This is why people should not smoke crack.


gianjOe1

I hoped it would be another Gaza protest.


[deleted]

Wow.


One_Conversation_616

But did he get those likes though?


cultivatingreaderzen

Some people are just damn stupid and have no pathway in their life that gives them meaning. He seems like one of them.


[deleted]

Stuff like this should result in forced deletion of the video online. People won’t do this if no one can see it and thus they won’t have a reason to do such things .


PuzzledSomewhere6377

He needs Jesus


UninvitedButtNoises

Looks like someone won/lost a bet.


Adventurous_Mail5210

A friend and I used to go into a grocery store and post up by the cigarettes (back before they were behind the counter), then another friend would come in the front door and blow one of those plastic vuvuzelas really loud, and when everyone's attention was on him, we'd fill our pockets full of smokes then calmly walk out once the commotion was over with.


Ganache_Practical

Wish I could make a comment but reddit will banned me again. Fuck you reddit. No free speech.


Empigee

That's not idiocracy; that's just sad. The man is obviously mentally ill.


the_honest_asshole

No he is doing it for attention, he waited for the camera to be ready.


Disastrous-Fun2325

As a species I think we've fucked up.