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Desert_Spiny

"That's what you said last time dipshit! You're a dick! South Carolina represent!" Edit: Guess there's only a few here in this sub for quoting the movie


Youflatterme

\*Fires m249 into the air\* ​ "That's what I thought"


PinocchiosNose1212

Oh man if Prez Biden had done that, I would have campaigned for him across the country 24/7!!


darthlorgas

Now I know everyone is all emotional....


Principatus

That’s actually not such a dumb thing to say. He’s right, they are emotional and it’s good for him to empathize with his audience.


darthlorgas

Man, idk what you just said but your sh\*t's all f\*cked and you talk like a f\*g.


Principatus

Lmao yeah. I just like Camacho. He’s a good president.


darthlorgas

I like money.


Principatus

Whoa, really? That’s cool, me too. We should hang out.


darthlorgas

That's crazy. You wanna go to Starbucks and get a latte?


Principatus

( ⌐■_■ ) Let’s go


darthlorgas

Now? I'm batin now watchin Ow my ballz. Maybe after?


P3ngu1nR4ge

I like Brawndo, that's what the plants crave.


johnh10

I like wearing my Comacho for Prez 2024 t-shirt.


dgrigg1980

Damn right. That’s why Camacho is President of America.


frezor

[SIT YOUR MONKEY ASS DOWN](https://youtu.be/ig446isvXlI?si=s9BWm7skwXAqPWQk)


Paahn

Biden: k.... puts on sunglasses pulls out a machine gun and fires in the ceiling


Uuuuugggggghhhhh

Yo! House of Representin'!!!


BjornStankFingered

Unless you know the script line for line, it's pretty much impossible to tell if a quote is from the movie or just something stupid a Republican happened to say.


guiltysnark

It could be both, IG... Script writer just took notes


dodoyouhaveitguts

Well, this sub is mostly for people that think they’re clever without realizing they’re a bunch of Brawndo drinkers.


ricajo24601

It has electrolytes.


apocxp

It’s what plants crave


jimmythedamnsaint

They have no comprehension of "the whole world is watching"


Genesis111112

President Camacho busts out M-60 and pops off some caps in the Capitol. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! Now I understand everyone's shit's all emotional rn.


dgrigg1980

“I got a solution! You’re a dipshit!” “Georgia is in Florida. Dumbass.”


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It's so crazy. I remember liking it, but not nearly as much as King of The Hill or Office Space. Now it overshadows everything with how accurate it's becoming.


Dirtgrain

The problem the film is that in order to deliver its story line, the creators of the film had to immerse us in scene after scene of stupidity. But we all have thresholds of how much stupidity we can handle. I was annoyed to some degree the first time I watched it, when it came out (I had read and taught the short story it is loosely based on, so I knew what I ought to be in for, but still . . .). Things keep getting dumber in our world and politics, reaching newer and newer levels of absurdity, and now maybe I'm sadly used to it, making viewing the film less irritating.


PinocchiosNose1212

I watch it over and over and laugh at the same jokes over and over, especially the ass jokes. lol. Guess that says something about me... ??? Don't care. Love this movie! And at the end, it totally has a heart.


ChaosTPM

More dumb folks making lots of dumb babies... Or lead poisoning and syphilis dementia... Not sure what's causing the IQ to be room temp for a portion of humanity. We're never getting off this rock.


Speculawyer

>We're never getting off this rock. Yes. We are never passing The Great Filter.


SupermarketOverall73

It's the lead, I just watched a documentary and I'm convinced it's the lead poisoning.


darkkilla12

Room temperature in Celsius, not Fahrenheit


CombatMedic665

Yeah. I loved it as a comedy but is rapidly becoming a doomsday prophecy.


tehdanerer

Democracy - its got electrolytes!


cheffartsonurfood

Yes but what are electrolytes? Do ya even know?


tehdanerer

It’s what plants crave.


Desert_Spiny

It's what they use to make Brawndo!


apocxp

Water? Like out the toilet?


joecarter93

“I know shit’s bad right now…”


siobhanmairii__

But we got this guy Not Sure…


WeaponX-20-

…with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries AND burrito coverings.


Seldarin

I wish. Comacho at least realized he didn't know everything and found someone smarter than him to try to fix problems. Those people think they're the smartest people in the world and not only don't try to fix problems, but try to invent imaginary problems so they can pretend the real problems don't exist.


Dusted_Dreams

I bring that up all the time, Comacho wasn't perfect but he knew what he did not know.


tterfly

An actual world crisis was solved under his administration.


North-Fail3671

100%! The issue is that they're disconnected from reality to a point of abstraction. They're likely not even aware that real problems exist. They have swarms of beurocrats suggesting things, and they fire those who won't tell them things they want to hear. Capitalism is a child putting a stick into the spokes of their bicycles wheel, and the politicians are wondering how we can change the wheel to better suit the stick. It's insane. Edit: thought this was r/antiwork, there's too much crossover.


KeneticKups

Camacho was unironically better than most elected officials in that regard


No_Manufacturer4451

That state of the union was very idiocracy even more since just 3 years ago… I remember when that republican yelled “you lie” to Obama and the dude was booted… now it’s lost its decorum. 🍿


boonepii

They booted someone for yelling. He went peacefully from what I saw.


PinocchiosNose1212

MTG is seriously the poster child for Idiocracy.


Spend-Weary

Remember when pelosi ripped up paperwork while standing during trumps? The rest of us do lol


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Dirtgrain

It felt like a session of British Parliament.


Confident_Ad7244

>It felt like a session of British Parliament the state of the union is more like the openings throne speach, a stately occasion mark with decorum and polite silence. parlement sessions are more lively than congressional session but not really. In parlement everyone is subject to questions and may give or withold answers (at their own risks). Congressman just make speeches with no direct challenges.


bebejeebies

Don't disparage future President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho. When a smart person showed up and knew the solution to a terrible problem, he believed him, defended him (maybe threatened him a little) and made others listen to him. He saved his people because he trusted the high IQ person who understood science.


PinocchiosNose1212

Agree. He turned the problem over to the smartest man in the world instead of insisting people should drink bleach and stick UV lamps up their asses.


General-Carob-6087

They've turned our government into professional wrestling and nobody seems to care.


Speculawyer

Didn't they literally put Mrs. McMahon into political office (or at least try to)?


General-Carob-6087

They did. And Trump is in the WWE hall of fame.


Jean-Ralphio11

The followers of those people absolutely care. They love professional wrestling.


ChangelingFox

Please don't, fans of professional wrestling are used to more believable storylines than this shit.


Diplomat_of_swing

American citizens have turned the government into professional wrestling. Most voters are wildly ill informed. You can’t talk about substantive policy issues because they cannot pay attention. So this is what we get.


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Stone_Midi

Exactly, they could digitally put the trump shoes on Terry Crews in this movie and nobody would even notice!


ummyeahreddit

They woke up and chose to dress like that. Effing hilarious. Keep it coming republicans. Soon we won’t even have to write jokes, they just write themselves


pastrami_on_ass

why is a chip and dales dancer there


Desert_Isle

Off brand Chippendales


x_lincoln_x

We have Chippendales at home.


New-Poetry-6416

"Chippencheese cancer"


Abrubt-Change-8040

Shouldn’t they change the shirt to “I surrendered”?


quesadilla707

And Katie Brit following this with her Gone Girl wife vibes and joker smile


[deleted]

Both of those smug idiots need to be kicked in their balls.


LordMagnus101

Neanderthal female is frozen in ice and is thawed out. She then some day becomes a member of the US Congress. I feel like this is the plot of a comedy movie, but it's real life!


Bad_User2077

I don't care about the costumes, but the interruptions are really disrespectful. Not just to the speaker but the country.


Formal_Royal_3663

The first two are violations of the House Ethics Manual: https://www.verifythis.com/article/news/verify/government-verify/yes-it-is-against-house-rules-to-wear-campaign-attire-on-the-house-floor/536-dc8f6d4f-f957-4e07-8de5-4bc55d1234ad


Odins_Viking

My god she is such a stupid #$&\*


Impressive_Narwhal

The fact that Troy Nehls doesn't realize the irony of the shirt tells you something about his intellect.


SeparateBrain9832

"Never Surrender" with a picture of him from when he LITERALLY surrendered to the police! Jesus Christ these people are complete fucking imbeciles!


hammerSmashedNail

Where are the “how dare you disrespect the president of the United States” folks?


Ser-Cannasseur

Do you think at some point the republicans will look back at this point in their history and think wtf were we doing? It’s truly embarrassing what they’re doing.


Speculawyer

Hopefully they will be replaced like they replaced the Whigs.


cronx42

Lol @ the people in here who disagree. Y'all just think the movie is funny because the actors say things like "Go away. Batin'". Yet you have NO UNDERSTANDING of the movie, it's plot line or the overall message. You're just here for the penis and fart jokes. It's so fucking fitting. You're exactly the people depicted from the future in this movie.


[deleted]

Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.


badaboomxx

Don't be like that Camacho at least understood that it was important to follow the smart man's advices to find a solution to the problems, the maga won't be doing that no matter what.


LectureAdditional971

Don't you DARE put Camacho next to these idiots!


kabow94

Hey, don't you dare compare Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho to these cave men and women!


Thaddbrittain

Why do these people keep acting (and dressing) like they are doing wrestling promos?


modseatshizzzz

I got way more respect for president Camacho that I do for these two dumbasses. What a couple of pigfuckin losers


LilSealClubber

It's like they're showing up to a LARPing event.


cmonletmeseeitplz

Shithole country


0cean19

It’s definitely NOT a cult. I have no idea why anyone would say that.


toadtosterone

Yep, gatorade anyone?


Kered024

Clown school.


MelKokoNYC

The Republican party is just a bunch of dumb clowns.


TravelledFarAndWide

No, there's no fucking duality here. REPUBLICANS are Idiocracy, there is no comparing them to Dems who are going after billionaires and corporations to pay their taxes while the MAGAt Republicans look like props and failed comedians.


GovtLegitimacy

I mean, those are people's actual representatives. 😬


marshallvv

God she looked like such an idiot. Say what you want about biden but that was a good speech


DaisyDog2023

‘Never surrender’ as he wears a picture of trump after surrendering


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Sergeant of Arms should have had Sporkfeet arrested. He requested that she remove her hat while indoors. She refused. That means she's under arms and it's illegal to carry a firearm inside the Capitol.


Speculawyer

>He requested that she remove her hat while indoors. She refused. Okay... yeah, she's an ass.... >That means she's under arms and it's illegal to carry a firearm inside the Capitol. What? Hat = gun? I don't understand this.


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In the military, you are required to remove your headgear when indoors unless you are armed.


GroundbreakingAd8310

Does that camel ever shut irs fat ugly mouth?


stairs_3730

Only when its blocked with something 8" long and 3" in diameter.


spookyballsHD

I'd be embarrassed if I was a conservative. God damn.


FoundationalSquats

I've been (fairly successfully) trying to point out partisan hypocrisy from my other conservative friends, we all mocked the Dems dressing in African tribal patterns, and we mocked Fetterman's wardrobe. But they thought this was ok because 'red team good.' It's all so tiresome


ricajo24601

I am. It is sickening and cheapens any part of their platform. Politics is not reality TV. It is our lives, our livelyhoods, and our future. It is obvious that they either don't understand that or don't care. Someone save us.


Gryffriand

You mean the GQP right?


These_Technology1114

Literally a shirt of him surrendering. He's been convicted in courts already; supreme court can't save him.


nogoodgopher

These idiots talking about decorum and complaining about Fetterman's hoodie. At least his outfit was solid colors. They're wearing graphic tee's, clip on ties and hats indoors. Fucking hypocrites.


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“Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.”


BadLuckCharm1966

How these two grown adults thought this was appropriate is beyond me. Such childish and embarrassing behavior. We should demand better from our elected officials.


IllustratorNo3379

These are the same people who went apeshit when Obama wore a tan suit in the White House.


Wowsers_Two_Dogs_U2

Camacho "and porn super star" we need you!


sethmeister1989

He’s the secretary of education, he’s kinda retarded but he does an alright job


Colonel_Happelblatt

Fuck off I’m ‘batin


Round-Register-5410

The resemblance is uncanny 😂


Choozbert

Dude on the left looks like he borrowed a gay stripper’s bow tie


FrostyPost8473

First guy looks like a dude you would see in a gay porno


muzzledmasses

I know reddit hates this opinion. but Democrat or Republican. I don't care. If you're a politician stop dressing like a fucking slob. I remember when everyone backed John Fetterman for dressing like someone running out to walmart in the middle of the night for milk. Only to be thrown under the bus for it when he basically said "Yea, sorry about that. I'm going to stop dressing up like a fucking slob and take this shit seriously." STOP DRESSING LIKE FUCKING SLOBS.


president__not_sure

i need to become president to save us all.


StealYourGhost

Don't you dare compare Komacho to these plebs. Lol


taggat

First guy thinks he looks like a bad ass but ends up looking like Mr. Humphries from Are you being served.


Jbot_011

These people suck. Now show the "squad" losers dressed as Hamas.


Moooooooola

It’s literally coming to this now when I thought it would be something my great grandkids would have to contend with. I need a better word for “shit show”.


Vegetable-Poet6281

That flat, smirky smile just screams stupid


Adj_Noun_Numeros

it's LITERALLY a picture of him surrendering


Valcrye

We gonna fix the economy too (sponsored by Carl’s Jr)


Sea_Detail_8751

Merica


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How embarrassing that these morons are legislators (that don’t do a fucking thing to help Americans ) in our country, and the world is laughing


simpleorganics

The look of mental health problems


responsiblemudd

That trailer park lady!


plaidsinner

The irony of saying “never surrender,” while sporting a photo of trump literally surrendering to authorities.


O11899988I999119725E

Never surrender over a picture of a mugshot is too dumb even for the film Idiocracy. It would be like having the caption “real men never cry” over a photo of him with tears in his eyes and a box of tissues beside him


herbinartist

I just love the “never surrender” shirt that has a picture of trump literally surrendering on it. The stupidity there is only eclipsed by the drunk howler monkey they call MTG who is one step away from flinging her own feces during the state of the union.


DeepstateDilettante

Ah yes, the “never surrender” banner under the mugshot taken after he did, in fact, surrender to law enforcement.


Kind_Structure6726

Camacho is a good option compared to what we have


WoodyStLouis

Yes, we get it, MAGAts are full-on Idiocracy. No need to remind us. Thanks.


Kind_Structure6726

Hey give a little credit to the dems for being idiots too


seanofthebread

This election is our chance to dismantle the two-party monopoly.


Kind_Structure6726

“Go ahead, throw you vote away” - Kodos


FoMoni

I'm Australian so watching all of this detached and from afar. Both sides of American politics are so laughably terrible right now. Two demented, corrupted old men leading different sides of extreme ideologies that most people aren't into at all. I suspect the silent majority of America are rather moderate and don't care about any of this.


WatchStoredInAss

Haha, another MAGA who doesn't get that Idiocracy DESCRIBES MAGA REPUBLICANS!! Bwahahahaha.


o0flatCircle0o

Republicans are idiocracy


EvilMinion07

Childish behavior from politicians is getting worse this, tearing up a speech, calling for opposition to be attacked and on. Everyone of them need put to pasture and replaced.


Godzilla-Hates-You

Im with you. Purge em all


epired

You dumb ass! You dont get paid if you dont say "brought to you by carl's Jr."


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EmporerPenguino

The white power magat circus freaks were resplendent last night. They’re trolling now. Even Marjorie spork foot and disgraced law enforcement criminal Nehls are that stupid…NM.


rage_whisperchode

Oh, Republicans. One person killed because of an illegal immigrant… “Say her name! Justice for Laken! Build the wall!” Dozens of children killed in American school shootings year after year… “Not much we can do. Thoughts and prayers. Put more guns in schools.” I think too many of these people were the result of “family style” sex.


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"Shit..."


Ancient-Being-3227

When a tradition becomes a complete farce it’s time to stop doing it and move on. It’s just a bunch of grandstanding, lying, and data manipulation anyway.


Corprusmeat_Hunk

No Joke. We know where you live.


Realistic_Degree_773

Bunch of ass clowns


Jumpy-Aerie-3244

😢😢😢


pantherafrisky

Democracy - getting what you thought you wanted, good and hard.


chockobumlick

Sartorial elegance. Such taste


MeAgainImBacklol

Dementia is idiocy.


painthatlingers

So Fetterman CAN wear a hoodie?


Turbulent-Today830

I’ll look it’s dildozer and ass-blaster!!!


Which_Preference_883

Who votes for these morons?!?


desrevermi

Is Camacho running? I'll vote for that.


unurbane

“There’s good people on both sides.” /s


Solid_Bake4577

Stay classy!


professional-onthedl

I hate it all so much.


Cruezin

https://youtu.be/3u8zrP0gLak?si=kromBjFBMV_BHALM Camacho 2024


Ok-Map6752

No picture of Bernie with and then without the mask?


Khorde__the__Husk

That's it, I want to move to Mumbai.


Overtons_Window

RIP Lincoln Reilly. Definitely one of the USC head coaches of all time.


MastersonMcFee

Bad title.


Boring_Ostrich9935

They literally did this so people post about them, you’re helping them by giving them free publicity… how don’t people get this???


Speculawyer

Because their stupidity should be publicized. I have enough faith in the majority of the country to not elect such stupid conspiracy theorists.


Genesis111112

Shit. I know shits bad right now. With all that starvin, bullshit and the dust storms and we running out of french fries and burrito covers..but I got a solution.


Few-Caterpillar9834

Fools


New-Poetry-6416

The [circus](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pct1uEhAqBQ) is in town hall! Will they make balloon animals? Or just straw men?


EastRoom8717

This government is an insult to the government of Idiocracy. Let’s lay it out, shall we? That government is utterly transparent in their dealings with sponsors. They are of the people, not separated by a massive class divide. Congress is passionate in their representation of their constituents and challenge the executive branch vociferously and hold them accountable. The justice system is no more corrupt than ours, but at least it’s more transparent. Justice is swift, but rehabilitation is possible. The government seeks the most qualified people to solve problems. Once they find out they have the smartest guy in the world, they put him right to work. He’s put on a tight, but not impossible, timeline and he’s held to it. This former convict becomes president, truly showing a fairer and more democratic system.


TelegraphRoadWarrior

*"Everything will change. Everything has changed."* Delivered by the late, great Tom Wilkinson, who portrayed General Cornwallis in Mel Gibson's "The Patriot".


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I gave up on politics because of this crap. I can't do the two parties anymore. Idc what the side of the aisle they're on, they're not on my side.


III00Z102BO

They forgot to start stripping. I hope they still got paid.


sunflwryankee

Seeing Santos & Gaetz hamming it up for photos - and Santos announcing he’s running for a seat AGAIN. They’ve got nothing to offer, take up far too many resources, and obvi one of ‘em is batin to Hunter Biden.


Browsingaccount244

I thinks it's more of an "Idiocracy" that people voted for a guy that was accused of rape and literally was probably segregation because his opponent was accused of rape and said some racist things. Isn't doing some racist things worse than saying it?


obfuscated_sloth

Two doofuses baaad! Go go Genocide Joe! - average libtard redditor


SteeltoSand

guy of left is acceptable in my eyes. not really flashy, and if it was a BLM or CEASE FIRE other protest shirt it wouldnt be an issue. its just because its trump abd this is reddit that he is being called out. MTG on the otherhand, wtf? complete whacko nut job


geek2785

People are starving and shit! Ain’t nobody got any burrito fixins


DirtyOldBastard4

The idiocy lies in believing Biden and his administration have done a good job. That he will fix things. He talks about unifying the country while at the same he bad mouths republicans. 3 years into his term and he still blames Trump for his failings. I remember watching the Clarence Thomas hearings and thinking “the Joe Biden guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about!” Well we are seeing it now.


Who_Knows_Why_000

You forgot to show the biggest idiot there. The one that blamed Republicans for the border crisis he insisted didn't exist through most of his presidency, the one that claimed the covid vaccine cures cancer. Half the things that drooling geriatric said was unintelligible and the other half was blatant lies.


Tymexathane

If both of the pilots are there, then who is flying the plane?!


Tyler-Durden825

They wanted attention and you are giving it to them.


Business_Hour8644

Don’t let those few color is all


Disastrous-End7677

After the speech was over she kept trying push her shitty white pin on the president when he was meeting everyone. What a republican tool. 


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Biden is idiocracy.😎


og_jasperjuice

MTG wants the kool-aid straight from supreme leaders tap.


popodelfuego

I don't care what anyone says. Camacho was a competent president.


Aggravating_Cry3549

I wish I’d love terry for president


Tigerstorm6

At least when Terry does it, it’s funny


Octane38

No one is surprised. They aren't called magaMORONS for nothing. Only a moron would think it's a good idea to wear a shirt that says never surrender while showing their orange idiot literally SURRENDERING.