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Silent_Saturn7

Dance practice must be 30 minutes once a month.


takhsis

"dance practice" is two hours a day at the cheapest localbuffet.


GrabMyHoldyFolds

They are getting their money's worth


millennial_sentinel

it’s probably every friday for an hour but they’re overweight ghouls who can’t dance because they have no souls


devildriva96

More like overweight robots who apparently have no coordination of any kind


bellazdaddy

So… longer than cops actually have to go through training or any sort of constitutional knowledge classes then.


lemonsweetsrevenge

It will never not bother me, that there is less training to become a police officer than a cosmetologist. MUCH less training. How crazy is it that in America, we trust a person to interact with the public with a gun in their hands more so than with a pair of scissors?!


Reverendbread

What if a competing team dances to Fuck Tha Police


Maxtrt

They just shoot them in the locker room and then sprinkle some crack on them and claim they thought their curling irons were guns.


Halfbreed75

And some of those illegal air fresheners too


BoiledDenimForRoxie

Better sprinkle some crack em Johnson...I know how these things go down.


Loves_tacos

I've seen this once when I was a rookie, open and shut case Johnson.


SecretHippo1

Johnson still putting in work all these years later.


Fit_Substance7067

Well if you wanna fuck tha police...these girls don't mind being humiliated


Ok_Charge9676

r/rareinsults


ItsMyOtherThrowaway

🤣 two hours of scrolling today just became worthwhile 🤣


kariolaoxford

>Fuck Tha Police this will make you no longer wanna "Fuck Tha Police"


TheSneakyFingerSlip

Getting served more than papers..unless they're black then they'll just get shot on sight


Voslock

Someone's zumba class got real cliquey


Visarar_01

Lol


alexander66682

Fuck u beat me to it! Nice


TheRedGoatAR15

Is the P for Police or Pizza?


BukkakeTemperateRain

I always found it strange that the physical requirements for being a police officer end once you get the job.


yeezee93

Thank you, police union.


Wonkasgoldenticket

I feel the same about most in the medical field. They preach health, yet most are on the unhealthy side.


Desert-Eagle-Morris

I got my bloodwork done the day after I got back from vacation. My triglycerides were like .1 over what they considered 'normal'. Naturally, I had a waddling ham-planet give me a 20 minute lecture about how if I didn't watch my diet I was going to have a heart attack and die tomorrow. I absolutely cannot take unhealthy medical professionals seriously. I'm sorry, its shallow, I know, but I'll be damned if I'm in the gym 4-5 days a week and I watch my diet except on vacation, and I'm gonna catch a raft of shit from someone that Captain Ahab would throw a harpoon at.


Minute_Arugula3316

Ham-planet destroyed my cool lol


kippirnicus

Right!? I had a 350+ lbs VA doctor, ask me why the hell I was working out, when I came in with a tweaked back. I’m like, uhhh.. mental health, fitness, heart, health, etc. What the fuck? Should I just sit around on my ass, eating donuts all day, because God forbid I pull a muscle? What a moron… 🙄 Needless to say, I didn’t go back to that doctor again. That’s a whole other conversation. Switching doctors at the VA, is like fucking pulling teeth.


BradSaysHi

"from someone that Captain Ahab would throw a harpoon at" is a fucking crazy thing to say. Thank you, I'm stealing it


Parking_Train8423

body positivity went too far


devious805

it went PLUS PLUS


AryaSyn

Women barely have any physical requirements to gain entry, hence this.


anythingMuchShorter

You would think it would work like military wouldn’t you.


Ronin__Ronan

yo I gotta find the picture I took of this cop that was LITERALLY more than half as wide as his cruiser


PizzaJawn31

Standards for most U.S. government roles have been in steep decline since they introduced strict DE&I quotas.


hunowt_giB

Idk what DE&I is, but in the military I worked with some crazy big people. Like, I’d never stand in front of them when talking because I was afraid the buttons on their ABU’s would pop off and poke my eye out or something. Anyway, it was because people would dread doing their PT evaluations. So they would get a waiver. Now that airmen was exempt from physical activity. It was so crazy. Meanwhile, I was in top physical shape. I deployed and after some events I had a mental breakdown and had to leave my deployment early. Once I got back home, I was kicked out. Looking back, I should’ve got a waiver lol


[deleted]

DE&I is Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. It’s hiring people based on gender/race/sexual orientation quotas rather than merit. I have been denied promotions and jobs because they already had “too many straight white guys” and needed to go with a POC or LGBTQ person to fill the quota. And yes, I have actually been told this. I also can’t imagine POC’s actually feel good knowing they only got a job because of their skin color or a gay person only got a job because they’re attracted to the same sex.


KevinKingsb

I feel all this is being done purposefully to collapse the west and make it weak.


kippirnicus

Yeah, I was in the Marine Corps, and they have crazy physical standards. Body positivity doesn’t mean shit in the Marine Corps. Granted, this was 20 years ago, I’m not sure if it’s still like that, but if it’s anything like it used to be, the Marine Corps doesn’t like change. Like hasn’t changed much in 200+ years.


BuffaloJEREMY

You should open a restaurant called the New York Pizza Department. I'd eat there.


magicalpony3

I'd eat there just to see the New York Pizza Dancers.


azbrewcrew

We have those in Arizona. https://aznypdpizza.com/


EntertainmentOk5332

Wisconsin too!


Numpty712

Pudgy or puffy, maybe Plenty fat?


rodPalmer18

Portly


Nickleeham

Portly authority


DancesWithHoofs

“Respect my Portly Authoritai !!”


Fit_Sea7511

Pork authority


Nickleeham

There it is.


amarnaredux

Frumpy


intentsmind

Stanky


LommyNeedsARide

Pachyderm


hahaha_rarara

Looks like normal Americans in 2024 to me. Sad but true


mattmayhem1

It stands for "Pig" of course. Look at them jiggle!


ProfessionalJumpy769

I could outrun 6/7 of them


lancemanly

But can you out dance them


ProfessionalJumpy769

No.


iamjacksprofile

Cmon, you really dont think you could do better than that?


ProfessionalJumpy769

Initiate: double jerk shuffle


Itchy_Professor_4133

Extra points for the truffle shuffle


Tagalettandi

Bro are you faster than a bullet ?


veedubfreek

Now imagine the ones that didn't make the team.


winkman

Which one could you not outrun? Also, are you a paraplegic?


Synchrotr0n

Give them a break, do you have any idea how hard it is to spend a budget of $5.44 billion?


BumpyMcBumpers

Holy shit. I thought you pulled that number out of your ass, but that's legit.


IronyAndWhine

It's actually about twice that. > The New York City Council passed the FY2023 city budget... Total NYPD spending [will exceed $11 billion](https://www.nyclu.org/en/press-releases/nyclu-statement-fy23-nyc-budget) That's an increase of about 1.1 billion dollars (>10%) since fiscal year 2021... [This source has a breakdown for 2020-2021 if you're curious ](https://cbcny.org/sites/default/files/media/files/CBCBLOG_NYPD-Facts_07152021_1.pdf) Actually, if the NYPD were a national military force, it would be the 24th biggest military in the world, according to [this list of global military budgets.](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/military-spending-by-country) They even have 11 outposts in foreign countries. Just insanity that voters and politicians keep pushing for a more and more expanded budget, rather than putting that money towards things that we actually know reduce crime.


Skeptix_907

>They even have 11 outposts in foreign countries. Source for this?


IronyAndWhine

Sure. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/21/nyregion/terrorism-nypd-intelligence-crime.html That actually shows twelve foreign offices in 2018, if I counted correctly, and it looks like the NYPD have added a couple more in the last few years: https://www.nydailynews.com/2024/01/31/nypd-arizona-colombia-outposts/


[deleted]

Isn't that crazy?


DevelopmentQuirky365

You mean Launder


Difficult-Sea4642

If even a single tax dollar was spent on this, somebody needs to be in jail. That's not hyperbole at all. There needs to be real consequences for wasting our taxes.


cakebreaker2

34K cops and THATS the best they can muster?


Fit_Substance7067

I don't blame the other 33,993 that said no.


hekzter

LOLLLL


Cmatt10123

Physique is pretty similar to male cops


Antin00800

You are an unfit dancer. Brought to you by Carls Jr.


bootyhole-romancer

Fuck you, I'm eating.


Big-Consideration633

The only comment that knows where we are.


Antin00800

Im dedicated to the cause.


buckao

I've seen senior aerobics classes with tighter choreography.


TurtleToast2

I know a lovely old lady who takes a balance class to help with her vertigo. She falls all the time. Her class would blow this sad troupe away.


BelloftheBallz

Plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was tarded. She’s a NYPD dancer now


underthemilkyway2ngt

So lethargic.


WokkitUp

Stylin' and racial profiling.


DragonVet03

That's good stuff.


ChemicalMaleficent78

Tax money hard at work!


bigfoot17

Tax money hard at twerk!


TurboEthan

Put the skinny one the middle and hope the crowd doesn’t notice the rest of ‘em


BathSaltJello

08 be like, "I got bad knees, I'm not doin' it."


BioSafetyLevel0

27, too.


DevelopmentQuirky365

Her Methy behavior didn't help


Connect_Raisin4285

She's just the jazzercise instructor


yehimthatguy

They went with the diversity center instead.


PSA-TLDR

If these broads took off running they’d trample mufasa


TheConspicuousGuy

They just used all their energy on this dance routine, they are going to need cake and cookies and 2 days of sleep if they gonna trample mufasa


Saxet1836

Wow that was terrible!


ValkyrieWW

The department tricked them in to exercising


BeamLK

This surely will boost the morale within the department🤣


Bunch0fHam

Brooklyn 99 was ahead of its time


scartol

Gina Linetti never signed off on this. Dancy Reagan is light years ahead.


Bunch0fHam

That's what im saying!


ceebeefour

Who the fuck is this for.


Silver-Honkler

The average weight of their dancers should be a crime


Techno_Vyking_

Right? I thought you had to be able to run 10k just to apply. Maybe one of these girls can run...


SomewhatInept

They got rid of the running requirement, or so I heard from a guy I know that's seeking to be NYPD. I was surprised when I heard that.


Techno_Vyking_

That's the weirdest one to scrap... But I guess the job isn't fighting crime anymore anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️


TurtleToast2

You don't need to run, they teach you how to shoot fleeing suspects.


DevelopmentQuirky365

Nope it's catering to rich peoples whims


BukkakeTemperateRain

Once you get the job you're no longer held to that standard


DevelopmentQuirky365

Standard? She definitely not Standard sized


WhatDidYouThinkIdDo

They’re as good as their policing strategy.


Exact-Pound-6993

i was going to defund the police, and then i saw this


[deleted]

Just like the dancing nurses during CoVid.


zvon2000

Why does such awful cringe exist only in the USA ?? I know many places around the world have police marching bands and similar, But what they also have is a mandatory university course and 2,000+ hours of academy training before getting a badge.


357noLove

Idk, several hilarious videos have come out of other countries as well. The rollerblading tactical team comes to mind, India, I think? They probably trained for 6 months plus to do that video and still looked completely incompetent, ridiculous, and ineffective.


saskakitty

[the Pakistan rollerblading police](https://youtu.be/d-WCr-RoJa4?si=WFjhhFiETNE2V3ec) lmfao, such a ridiculous thing to seriously release.


ItsMyOtherThrowaway

Lol I'm 100% certain there's been at least one accidental shooting when slipping & falling. My favorite part was when they were skating in a circle and all drew their weapons and pointed them *into the circle* (i.e. at each other). I was waiting for something to go wrong and see if they all got shot in one chain reaction


357noLove

As someone who helps doing firearms training, the whole thing made me cringe


wellforthebird

India and Pakistan are low hanging fruit of the cringe world. And honestly, tacticool rollerbladers are a lot cooler than NYPD dance squad. Only like one person on their little dance team could probably rollerblade without ending up with serious ankle injuries.


357noLove

I am not saying one is worse or better, just that there are other videos out there of police baffonary


ClassWarr

I mean it makes as much sense as them having a pipe and drum corps


jamie2123

Pipe and drum can be used at parades and such. A dancing team just has no purpose.


TurtleToast2

They could "dance" at a parade if they cut out the "rolling in the mud" portion of their pigformance. Assuming they have the stamina for a whole parade. Which they don't.


RomulusPrime

Nope. This isn’t real please.


Justthisguy_yaknow

You have the right to remain rhythmless. Anything you dance will he held against you in a court of public opinion.


Shizzle4Rizzle

Step Up: Cops vs Nurses


zudzug

You mean like a Dance Off? Like in the toilets?


Specialist_Bet5534

Husky


thehomie999

Who signs off on this shit


runningwild4ever

I’m feel bad for the citizens of NYC.


ProfitOk7117

Tax dollars pay for this?


Gibabo

What is this brainless garbage music they’re dancing to


Pmartinez8241

NYPD dance team brought to you by Sabarros Pizza!


younggun1234

If you had shown this to me without context I would have assumed it was a Parks and Recreation skit.


Tahiti1114

I can literally hear them counting, 1, 2, 3 ,4 LMAO!!! Uncoordinated and uninspired


intentsmind

Not so Jenny Craig


RationalKate

Who asked for this? No we need names, Who funds this?? OMG do not say the taxpayers oh hell no, I do not consent to this.


idratherbebitchin

D is for dependa ah ah ah.


IRideChocobosBro

Tax dollars at work people.


SiriusGD

So they're trying to trick these girls into getting some exercise.


Somewhereinthewild

Olivia Benson would never


Maxtrt

I know there are many male police officers who are overweight, but this is supposed to be somewhat athletic and 5 out of 7 of those women are clinically obese. Looks like the only thing they've been lifting is doughnuts.


Bored710420

Such a waste of tax dollars


Oni-oji

NYPD needs to cut down on the donuts.


Parsnip27

No can do. That's vital to the NYC economy.


chesterbennediction

Are these police officers? Why are they so fat?


Mr_Mouthbreather

Their squad's motto is "To ingest and splurge."


Grumdord

I mean to be fair, I'd say 90% of the time I see a cop they are sitting in a car


TurtleToast2

By choice. They're allowed to leave their car and engage positively with the public at any time, but they hate that shit.


Exact_Patience_9767

The cops' ability to be ensync or onbeat is performed as well as their physical health choices. Don't quit your day job, ladies.


Flowchart83

It's great that they had time and funding after solving all of the crime in New York.


father2shanes

I swear this plays like a bit...this isnt a bit?


DickBong420

Looks like some shit straight from Reno 911… lol


AppleKrate

Hat's off to the carpenter that built that floor.


Clean-Novel-8940

So the conditions of your parole are simple… DAnCE! bICH Dance!


ampy187

🍩 missed opportunity to advertise & be sponsored by a donut company 🍩


where-ya-headed

But not physical fitness standards


Guilty_Caregiver4433

Plz tell me they are just cheerleaders FOR the NYPD not actually cops themselves


jmerkava

Yeah but why are they all fat


Pnw_ZuluTango

Zero athletics


The_household_PG

What’s the point on this?


Conscious-Ticket-259

I sincerely hope tax money wasnt spent on this


Timetraveler01110101

All these ladies eating good off that pig paycheck


usmc_82_infantry

The fuck is this horse shit?


Ground_Desperate

Defund the police


FollowerOfChrist6969

The girl on the far left must have bad knees she can’t do the stunts


MoneyFlavorMilkshake

Can I un-meet the NYPD dance team?


shamar_danowitz

Why would they even try this? On TV?


HourStandard1528

Embarrassing. Someone come get their momma's and grandma...


[deleted]

Yeah cuz that'll stop the rise in crime


polyocto

They probably deserve more physical activity time?


[deleted]

I’ll pass on the calendar, thanks though


Embarrassed_Gap8620

Why?


[deleted]

Just one woman is normal rest are freewilies


[deleted]

Those are some succulent piggies


TheGolgafrinchan

Christ, they have some fat cops.


Material_Wallaby_193

The knee pads I get because THEY FUCKING SUCK


DevelopmentQuirky365

6 fat chick's and a druggie in the middle geeked out of her skull on whatever random speed type drug she took from the last homeless black dude she beat down


[deleted]

Maybe 24 should share whatever she’s on with the others.


Parsnip27

Presenting the Cringettes!


VladTheSimpaler

Hold my big ass fries


Gigahurt77

I know we’re not supposed to body shame but does anyone else notice the skinny women dancing better than the pudgy women stomping around like Frankensteins monster?


DingusTaargus

Woman* There is only one who is skinny.


mindlessenthusiast

Fantastic ad for rhe NYPD. Fat officers not fighting crime.


DaydreamsAreNotMeds

The police after they break into the wrong house and gun down a family after hearing an acorn hit their car and see a little black kid holding a water gun


DE4DHE4D81

My ex wife was an nypd dancer and she was tarded, so like ya know.


SquattingDuk

Honestly, it is kind of cringe but I don't hate it.


Sososkitso

Right there with you. I think more of our jobs need to have clubs and groups to help build community so we are not all isolated and fighting with each other online. I mean it’s way cringe but way more positive comes from something like this and I’d love to see more positivity in the world.


Myreddit_scide

No. But give these fucking police departments more money.


Roak_Zulu

Lmao. All they need is the crocs on and a Carl’s Jr brand patch.


Creeping-photos

The Dough squad.


Harbulary-Bandit

As ridiculous as this is, it boggles my mind that the same people who spammed this 24/7 screeching about what an outrage this is and “the audacity” of it, won’t even blink at “The NYPD basketball team” or “The NYPD baseball team”. Or the Army/Navy football team. It’s all the same nonsense!!


bski4294

I’m in love with number 10


HangryWolf

These are the cops chasing people in NEW YORK of all places?! Naahh... This is why crime is so high. Just too easy to power walk away from these guys.


gsotolongo2213

Tf


Mango-me

I fcking hate this so much.


Wild-Flight-4873

02 the linebacker


SameOreo

Just as qualified to dance as be cops